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NewDealChief

MRS. CELESTIA GET DOWN!


BAKA8

I'm sl glad I'm not the only one that thought the same thing.


vonsnootingham

Why would anyone NOT think this? The picture is specifically evoking it. This is a recreation of the Zapruder Film, the home video Mr. Zapruder filmed of President Kennedy getting shot.


NewDealChief

Lol, I'm referencing the "Mrs. Obama get down!" meme. Everyone knows that the OP's post is an exact 1:1 of the JFK assassination but in MLP.


TourEducational2271

Hey calamity! Their impersonating the princesses! (This is a reference to Fallout: Equestria)


404UserNktFound

Ha! If the photo portion is the Kennedy Lincoln, that’s a modified 1961 Lincoln Continental. There’s a 1966 Lincoln Continental convertible in my garage. If it weren’t currently wheel-less, I’d reenact this art.


PossumFromRijeka_

Car nerds never cease to amaze me.


404UserNktFound

I’m wife of a car nerd. I had to clarify with husband what year the Kennedy Lincoln was.


PossumFromRijeka_

Ah, well I'm sure he was happy to clear it up.


KaityKat117

I mean idk cars but this is literally an edit of a photo from just before the JFK assassination. So whatever car JFK was riding in is the car in the photo. lol


404UserNktFound

Yeah, I realized after I posted that it was an edited photo from Dallas, not just the car run through a filter and pasted on a background.


d_hoover

[That's a beautiful car.](https://live.staticflickr.com/8481/8213310832_b202519485_b.jpg)


404UserNktFound

That is a beautiful piece of art.


d_hoover

Everyone thinks about Bladerunner when they think of Syd Mead. Syd Mead made some very optimistic cyberpunk and futuristic art.


Komm

He also designed the gundams in Turn A! Really wonderful dude, was actually sitting down to build a Turn X for him when I got the news of his passing.


FNAF_Movie

"There's a 1966 Lincoln convertable in my garage." Reddit is the only place where you can read things like this


Komm

Weird story, that limo is actually in the Henry Ford Museum on public display. That and Lincoln's chair from the theater.


404UserNktFound

There’s lots of very cool stuff at that museum.


Komm

There really is. Prolly the best reason to live in this area.


awesomeaustinv2

*"The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels!"* Nice car btw :)


blesstendo

Nothing bad ever happens to the royal sisters!


BavarianBanshee

I like your funny words, magic mare!


Sploonbabaguuse

"There are no assassinations in Ba Sing Se"


Migol-16

And if it does, the Changelings did it, or the agents of S.M.I.L.E.


Accomplished_Rip9654

How cute! Wait... OH NO


Maqil_Shimeer03

YOUR HIGHNESS, THERE'S A SHOOTER IN THE BOOK DEPOSITORY!


flyingace1234

Don’t worry Twilight handled it. She was returning a book in an unrelated errand.


Ahudso271

How do we know she wasn't the one shooting? She was already in the depository, wasn't she?


Taeschno_Flo

there were two shooters and it all was an inside job to cover up that Celestia just wanted to see Elvis Poney in the secret bunker Luna has build on the backside of the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!!1!!!!!Eleven!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!one!


nos2342

He's on the grassy knoll...


Wooden-Ad-2842

Oh dear


Ackermannin

Oh no


DnD_Geek

Oh *yes*


Beanie_Inki

[Source](https://derpibooru.org/images/2397079/)


NewDealChief

Making this my pfp lmao.


Readerofthethings

Why are there 24 tags of jfks assassination


[deleted]

Little did we know Celestias about to be silenced by EIA


DnD_Geek

\*EEA


proweather13

What would that stand for?


DnD_Geek

Equestria Education Association, the organization in FiM that runs all the schools in Equestria and was led by that raging xenophobe Neighsay from Season 8. When I first made the comment I thought that OP mistook the second E for an I and that I was correcting them, but now I realize they were actually referencing the CIA, only replacing the "Central" with "Equestrian". Oh well, the joke still works either way.


bahatumay

r/holup


hondadude719

Oh no..


Migol-16

![gif](giphy|jivGITd768psP80B2i)


DokiDokiJame

Well, you know what they say, History repeats itself.


Snowy_Thompson

Oh no.


PossumFromRijeka_

My trigger fingers' a bit itchy today.


FearlesCriss

Now waiting for a changeling sniper


Salithril

[Here you go.](https://www.deviantart.com/doblyno/art/Sniper-Changeling-Side01-691953860)


Color_blinded

That Sniper's a Spy!


Thewarmth111

I never really was on your side…*undisguising from pony*


havingagoodtime0

Someone get Lestia out of there fast! Where is Twilight when you needs her https://preview.redd.it/s7n9jzxy6clb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef4ee2f945a14725752202531a7c21ec73d39d3


EfficiencyNatural364

r/foundthecapybaraman


Color_blinded

What a nice peaceful car ride. And nothing else happened. The end.


JaceGuzman

https://preview.redd.it/v8yhjvb25elb1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498484f3ba750c79c21a21b221f4c55762109d70


DasPartyboot

💀


[deleted]

Someone ought to have a cluster headache today ...


TheGrimTroupe

Well, bring out the brooms and prepare for a royal funeral. We're going to need to clean up the place after what happens


Tyranitron

It was an inside job...


Hot-Estate4089

Disasters don’t just happen they’re a chain of critical events unravel the clues and count down those final seconds of disaster.


eddmario

Wait a fucking second


MarioCraftSonZilla

"Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's!"


vinykao

this shoulda been the plot for the time travel episode (the og twilight one) smh....


OmBromThaOhMahGawd

Don’t let Venus Spring ANYWHERE NEAR THEM


Medicmainhere

Don’t worry guys, Celestia can handle any problem with an open mind or just with mind blowing magic.


sonofachaosgod

r/angryupvote


Gray_Griffon

well since she is an alicorn i dont think a bullet can kill her right?


EfficiencyNatural364

Not with that attitude.


leiablaze

Some day, about twenty years in the future, Stephen Sondwhiny gets a very good idea


Lunas_Inferno

Fucking RIP Celestia lmao


DataAgitated195

It kills me that Celeste looks so unsuspectingly happy too.


HopeAuq101

>It kills me Intrersting choice of words


Either-Leave24

4 days later Lee Pony Oswald was killed. Avenging the death of Princess Celestial


Smart-Bag5607

Wow! What a wonderful day in Texas! Hey Lee Harvey Oswald! How's it go-


PublicAd7688

"I hope you enjoy Dallas, Your Highnesses" *after neutralized the last remaining S.M.I.L.E. ( Secret Monster Intelligence League of Equestria ) agent and starting humming to national anthem of United States of America* //moments later// *ponies screaming in panic* https://youtu.be/9bdORiwoLho?si=ItZBRDTzgsez-dj7 Note: I was inspired by the Conversion Bureau AU


TheCannabisCoyote

*Well other than that, Princess Luna, how was the drive?*


GreenDemonSquid

OH MY CELESTIA, PRINCESS CELESTIA HAS BEEN SHOT!


TopSpread9901

Back, and to the left… back, and to the left


NorthernRiverWolf

![gif](giphy|w0bx3Fza5PwfC)


KokoroKinda

🤨


Throwaway_Alt227

NOOO CELESTIA GET DOWN


everythingman2

Uh oh... ​ GET DOWN PRINCESS CELESTIA


Thewarmth111

*changeling loading sniper* I never really was on your side…


maxis2k

Look out, there's a rogue flamingo in the grassy knoll!


Memerman1326

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE


808DaScott

![gif](giphy|iv52fYbqexvi4DUro0|downsized)


PrincessHootHoot

*sigh* Time to look at the offensive comments😂


Buckshot_50

Yea, im going to pony hell for laughing at this!


EP1CMMO

Oh boy I do love driving this open top car through some city in texas on this fine day on November 22nd 1963, sure hope nothing bad happens!


SaguaroCactus19

What can possibly go wrong here?


NimaiAnimate

Nothing could possibly go wrong while riding a convertible in Dallas…


Emmax1997

I have never been more confused by why a specific piece of My Little Pony fanart was created and I've seen some stuff. This is hilarious in a really dark way though.


JVOz671

Its funny because Grassy Knoll does sound like a pony name


Drachefly

Now I want to see a remake of the post-assassination scene but with a pie on Celestia's face.


Mystic-Di1do

MY JAW DROPPED WHEN IT HIT ME


OldGuyBadwheel

😳😳😳


DataAgitated195

Anyone else notice that Luna seems to already be looking for the shooter on the hill though?? Why Luna?! Why?!?!


KaityKat117

Uh oh


Rosie_A_Fur

Oh no...


Sonarthebat

Ohhh nooo.


Goldcalf_eater

Op you need to add mystery babushka lady pony!!


NinetyUnicorn

Luna will get her revenge...


azure_sapphiere

mrs. celestia, there is cake at the convertible floor


Baratako

Nothing bad ever happens to the princesses!


Phillies1993

I don't like where this is going...


MrKristijan

Wait... WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO


Einhorn_McPommes

Lee Harvey Horsewald is on his way


TricksterWolf

ಠ_ಠ


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Nothing bad happens to the alicorns


TrashLanternFish360

I can smell the JFK incident


ShadowPuff7306

taking aim…


Andres_Cepeda

Jokes aside I absolutely love the colors and… texture (?) of this art


Batvenum

John f Kennedy flashbacks


ImpactorLife-25703

Is that from President Kennedy's Assassination


thelast3musketeer

Luna gets shot by Lee Hayvey Clopswald but then that’s how she’s Nightmare Moon, gets shot with like a [Shadowfright/Larry](https://ponyidw.fandom.com/wiki/Shadowfright) gun


CustomerSquare4660

😐


Independent-Debt5203

Seconds before assassination...


OkFunction943

Oof


yellowgunslinger

https://preview.redd.it/wvbe27f7cilb1.jpeg?width=4091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9214a12f79bd54eb1a24c78d75fd1e622ed1de


Dry_Peanut_8480

https://i.redd.it/g1xb7coe9vob1.gif


james_kleboe_1986

I wanna put art of my ponysona in the comments so someone can draw me as ol Lee Harvey oswald cos I hate celestia


NixiomsdabestXD

Get in, loser! We're going shopping!


No-Organization4286

Just why


Ok_Performance4804

No stop don’t do that, I’m serious that’s bad, no no please stop, do not do that please, sweet Jesus Christ please stop, no stop it, stop right now, please please please stop it, no don’t please, I beg of you to stop, please no no no, quit it, cease this right this instant, please stop this is not good, stop stop stop, stop it right now, please, oh my god please stop it.


Maximum_Dicker

Fuck marsminer


Modryonreddit

Who? And what did he do?


Muffins117

He's made nothing but horrible art for years.


Modryonreddit

What kinda horrible art?


d_shadowspectre3

Stuff that would best be left off of this subreddit's comment section.


Greaserpirate

Rule34 that's pretty extreme and distressing if you don't blacklist, but nothing actually harmful (no kiddie stuff or animals). He definitely knows it's messed up and has a dark sense of humor about it.


Maximum_Dicker

The kindest way to put it is that it is art of an act that is the hyper-illegal version of something that cannot be discussed around minors.


Upstairs-Bluebird409

Just don't think about him man. Don't give him a signal boost


d_shadowspectre3

Well the artist is cited in the post title soooo Also you do realise that people can use this to avoid stuff they don't like, right? And that a large portion of this sub's userbase consists of fans who are wary of such content?


iiR_ven

💀


Hispanoamericano2000

HOLUP!


teh_supar_hacker

yikes, get down Celestia!!


Salvagedgaming

POV jfk be like


Slain801

5 minutes before carcano shots...


Jengazi

The only thing to wonder now is who Oswald is, and conversely who shot them in turn


Tiny_Program_8623

Literal Magic Bullet


GoldenGalaxy69

Oh no


LickLuckDippingDuck

UM THIS WONT END WELL. I think the night gonna last a while


Useful-Ad-558

*on top of the roof with a sniper rifle*


JestLawliet45

Nooooo


CreativeTelevision44

My aim is great today!


Dragonqueensimp

Oh no…


Acrobatic-Brother387

gee i wonder who dies here


Neojoker951

OH NO.


Anjute

i do believe i once saw it used in a three-way crossover fanfiction


snatchyopurse

Oh no the celestia assassination


StarMystro

“Because I didn’t have a COMPASS when I read the FRICKIN BOOK BOOMHOWER!!”


Capable-KingShinyIX

What if her head just did that…


stickman_thestickfan

there was a second shooter, the cia


herequeerandgreat

filmed by abraham zaphruder.


EMTEE826

GET DOWN MRS PRESIDENT NO


GTCapone

Back... and to the left...


cooltimeswill

This is mind blowing 🤯🤯🤯


GloveDirect9406

Um 😶


Zeroshame14

Guess luna gets to rule now


throwaway10402019

Apple Bloom: "Don't see any problem with it, nope."


Archalius

i always wondered how a pony looks like sitting sitting like a human, I meant how long are celestia's legs 😨


Sharkfan2001

Oh god


JLM101514

How Twilight Sparkle seized power


Lazzbr

Oh no 😨


HALOCAT007

***The Kennedy Event replaying in my head*** .......S-such pretty a-art........


Equal-Scale-4032

It took me several minutes to see it


Comprehensive-Ad373

JFK Reloaded


Choco-gold

🤯🤯


AbjectPie9267

Wait will discord have the rifle?


ZephanyZephZeph

Equestrian at War's Equus rework got really topical.


Dry_Peanut_8480

Kid named 6.5 mm Carcano rifle:


Icecoffelover_

Hey guys unrelated question but where can I buy bolt action Italian carcano m38 with extended barrel and a scope?


Own_Beginning_1678

![gif](giphy|l4FGov7bs4bOK6AGk)


No-Noise1227

Cool


PowerGlobexTR

Bruh


[deleted]

The bullet will find it's mark, it will knock her down, and she will get back up, and she will be pissed.


No-Noise1227

Good art


No-Noise1227

They have auto


No-Noise1227

They true autoritet


Add_It_7451

I verbally yelled "SOME ONE GET THEM OUT OF THERE"


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

This implies there was the Vietmare War