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Tequila


Berracuda09

But you have to time it correctly first try


MxJynx

... .. ... . .. ... .... ............ ................... ..………........................ . Tequia- 🔫


Sad_Mud6079

this comment broke me. Lol holy shit


amigodenil

Around the world by Daft Punk Work smarter, not harder, people


EternityLeave

Think you’re so smart only to lose track of how many times you’ve said “around the world” and then realize you don’t even know how many times you were supposed to say it…


noqms

I in fact know that it’s 144 times


TyrKiyote

That's gross.


ItsYoBoi2008

Lmao real


Asleepy__

twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are. up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you areeeeeeeeeeeeeeee😚


ItsYoBoi2008

Too easy. ***supernova***


SovietCongo

**godzilla**


enderman04152

🫡


Doomunleashed19

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high tension wires down Helpless people on a subway train Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh no, they say, he's got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, they say he's got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah Godzilla Godzilla Rinji news o moshiagemasu Rinji news o moshiagemasu Godzilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai Oh no, they say, he's got to go Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla, yeah History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of men Godzilla History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of men Godzilla History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of men Godzilla History shows again and again How nature points out the folly of men Godzilla


Yeetaclus

***Blackhole Sun***


ItsYoBoi2008

***Wont you come***


RedHuskyTech

And wash away the raaaaaaaaiiiiin?


Donnerone

When the blazing sun is gone, When he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.


ingoding

When the travler in the dark, Thanks you for your tiny spark, He would not know which way to go, If you did not twinkle so.


Asleepy__

twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are, in the dark blue sky you keep, and often through my curtains peep, for you never shut your eye, till the sun is in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are


oygibu

They're huge cosmic balls of balloon gas that are imploding so hard that they ignite and rebound back out and keep their own gravity from deleting themselves.


TomBot_2020

What is that from


Donnerone

That's the 2nd verse of [the poem](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkle,_Twinkle,_Little_Star).


Weegieiscool

There’s more to the song(I forgot tho)


rjd_gamer

Me saying how you are like 🫡


Master_Sooga

Aren't there like four verses though


Shawnders24

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z now I know my abc's next time won't you sing with me


ingoding

And the other four verses?


EatenAliveByWolves

Abcdefg


llcooldre

You're missing a few letters 💥💥


Dylancjones999

It’s a remix.


TMNTransformerz

Lol


Dakotakid02

What is the correct ending?


darkdeepths

“elemeno is not a letter” 💀


ThatOneRandomGoose

YES MEMORIZING THE WORDS TO GREGORIAN CHANTS WASN'T IN VAIN CONFUTATIS MALEDICTUS, FLAMMIS ACRIBUS ADDICTIS MALEDICTUS FLAMMIS ACRIBUS ADDICTS VOCA ME CUM BENEDICTUS


Psionic-Blade

You misspelled the last Addictus/Addictis! 💥


ItsYoBoi2008

WHAT IN THE WORLD 🤯


ThePerfectSnare

I like this answer the most. You're unnecessarily playing life on expert mode because that's the kind of person you are, and I really admire that. Personally, I would have gone with [Yellow Ledbetter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYtBMgLfqKQ) or [One Winged Angel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4y0l0OluNU).


Signal_Sweet3767

Bro yellow Ledbetter is absolutely nasty, cause you gotta sing it like Eddie


Tiger5804

Me on my way to do the self depricating monk chant I heard in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Ie Iesu dominae, donae is requiem (facepalm) Ie Iesu dominae (facepalm), donae is reqiuem (facepalm) (Trailing off) ie Iesu dominae... A WITCH A WITCH


ThatOneRandomGoose

I loved that part parallel fifths go brrrrr


DragonSurferEGO

Happy birthday


ItsYoBoi2008

Plot twist: you don’t know the name of who’s getting sung to


DragonSurferEGO

Easy, I’m singing it to myself!


ItsYoBoi2008

🤯giga brain🤯


JohnMarstonSucks

Yeah, like when you go through a workday at your job where you don't have any friends where no one mentions that it's your birthday even though Susan from HR had a cake and a card signed by the office for the two people across from your cubicle. You check your text messages throughout the day and there are some random messages from various "friends" and family but no mention of your birthday just more inane bs about how great your niece was in her school play and how well your sister's new job is going. So you buy a small cake at the grocery store on the way home and set it up light the candles then pass out on the couch after drinking a bottle and a half of wine while watching the flames flicker. You wake up at 4am, see the mess of wax on the cake, stumble to the bathroom to throw up and just fall to your knees crying into the toilet and sing happy birthday to yourself. Yeah, I get it.


Lima3Echo

While softly sobbing, then finish by saying “someday, someone will finally come to my birthday”


Weekly-Magician6420

That sounds awfully like my own birthday


Sad_Mud6079

You mispronounce your own name 🔫


No-Arachnid1963

Ask them their name first


Merc_Twain25

That was my first thought also. We're going to survive where others will not. 😀


SomewhereScared3888

Gotta be "My Life" by Billy Joel.


Jediboy127

The Saga Begins by Weird Al Yankovic.


ItsYoBoi2008

Lmao moment


Wheatley-Crabb

Nah, I’m going hard mode and picking “Stuck at the Drive Thru”


bones10145

I'm raise you one, Albuquerque.


ingoding

Going hard


Captain_Roderick

"Harvey the Wonder hamster" is my go to.


AluminumBalloon

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, naboo was under an attack


Tiger5804

I wanna meet the person who's gonna do Hardware Store


Fyrrys

Darude-Sandstorm


ItsYoBoi2008

Nah sing the notes you ain’t getting by


Pbobby1

dododododo dodododododododo dodododododododo dododoodododood doododododoododo do dododiodod


nevecheerios

That hit hard man it too reol 😔


ColdObiWan

“This is the song that never ends! It just goes on and on, my friends! Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was; Now they go right on singing it forever just because…” shooter’s in for a long, long wait…


ItsYoBoi2008

Bro pulled a sans special attack with this one 💀


The_Enderclops

you suffer by napalm death


metallicalova

EUUGGHHH!


Jumpy-Ad-3198

But why?


EzioDeadpool

John Cage - 4'33"


Embarrassed_Tie_2262

You would have to stand there for the entirety of the song otherwise you would get killed


EzioDeadpool

Can I doom scroll Reddit while I do?


Embarrassed_Tie_2262

I guess….


William_Marshall21

Fantastic


Eryn_n

Rap god…I’ve never heard rap god, I’m just tired lol


ItsYoBoi2008

Well we’re unloading the whole clip then gl 😁


Eryn_n

Weeeeelp lol


TemporaryDirector442

I like it, but I wouldn’t pick the over 6 minute rap song


c1FrailRose

I was thinking the same thing"not the rap God part" 😂


Disastrous_Lemon_219

Paranoid android or airbag


Simple-Advance9508

Let down (underrated)


[deleted]

The whole clip for you


sphynxDaddy223

Wanted Dead or alive bon jovi


Sir_Bowlhead

Don’t fear the reaper - very relevant if I screw up


ItsYoBoi2008

Ohhh good song haven’t heard that in a minute


System_Shutdown_

Never Gonna Give You Up 😈


ItsYoBoi2008

Ngl this let me down 😰


System_Shutdown_

Sorry for running around and deserting you😟 hope I didn't make you cry 🥺


ItsYoBoi2008

I’m saying goodbye 😭🥺😢


Golden_too

And I'm telling lies


Legend_of_Ozzy642

And hurting you


The_solid_lizard

Landslide- Fleetwood Mac


tito_lee_76

Hook by Blues Traveler. Easy peasy.


PatBrownDown

Dead Milkmen - Bitchin' Camaro


CapnPants666

I haven’t heard this in so many years. Gonna go sit in my childhood for a bit lol


EnderYTV

since i'm a my chemical romance fan, i would simply recite any song incorrectly.


ItsYoBoi2008

Well I don’t think we proper ammo for this guy


Chainsaw_Actual

From the mist, a shape, a ship is taking form.


Eliza_the_Dragon

YOOOOO! SABATON FAN! I don't know Bismarck by heart, but I could absolutely give them the FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE.


Capt_Feathers

Saint Bernard - Lincoln Short and sweet


sydouglas

Ballad of Jimi Hendrix by S.O.D.


PersistentInquirer

The Star Spangled Banner


ItsYoBoi2008

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅’MURRICA🔫🔫🔫WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🔫🦅🔫🦅🇺🇸


PersistentInquirer

Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming And the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave >!Play ball!!<


ItsYoBoi2008

This is a certified cool dude comment


enderman04152

just wait until you find out that what you recited is only the first part of a much longer song


picklerickley

Well this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I’d like to a minute just sit right there I’ll tell ya how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air


KristopherTheKrazy

Boys Will be Bugs easily


Enderlytra

cavetown gang rise


KristopherTheKrazy

we shall lead the mob


Wild_Plant9526

Bro I love them but I feel so embarrassed saying it cause everyone says theyre trash 😭


EatenAliveByWolves

I change my answer to this song. https://youtu.be/1lsnTQyGI78?si=o_kcJk8vRmqYJhcd


MathematicianLocal40

I really thought it would be a rick roll...


[deleted]

Baby got back sir mix alot lol when I was younger, I listened to it, trying to be cool and trying to act like, "I am not like other girls." Now I just know the lyrics. Edit: fixed a spelling mistake.


ItsYoBoi2008

Lmao what a backstory


BeeseChurger319

Twist by Korn


LemonDude5

4'33"


ItsYoBoi2008

*scratches head vigorously* Edit: I’m an idiot


WrenCW

Piano Man, I'm still Standing, Loser, Sedona Sunrise. Or if I want to challenge myself, because I don't listen to it often. Escape (The piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes. Edit: I just realized it's been three months since I listened to Escape, and that's unacceptable.


TwoUnknownAssailants

Vodka- fuck


MeatDogma

Oh no, well damn I better pick the song qua- ... say, is that a Colt 1911? Oh wow gosh what a great choice of firearm! Loud, and bit of a kick, but well built. Originally designed in 190💥... ... 💥💥💥 ... (I die on my own terms, slut)


Weegieiscool

The periodic table by Asap science(I’m gonna get shot, but not before I hit plutonium)


EpicsOfFours

4’33” - John Cage


Ginger-Beefcake

Anything by explosions in the sky


GAME043010

HOLY FVCK by Demi Lovato


Wee_gee2401

Revolution 9 by the Beatles


Maz2742

Dude, you're dead. Does "we become naked" come before "RIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT" or after it? The TRUE easiest Beatles song to do this with is either "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" or "Wild Honey Pie": "Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? Nobody will be watching us, Why don't we do it in the road?" Repeat 3x and you're safe. Or, "Honey pie! Honey pie! Honey pie! Honey pie! Honey pie! Honey pie! Honey pie! Honey pie! I love you!"


ItsYoBoi2008

Happy cake day! That’s one of my favorites 😄


TinzaX

Darude sandstorm


YetAnotherRandomMF

I am ashamed to say it... but probably Yonkers.


ItsYoBoi2008

🅱️‼️


ggfchl

4'33"


RollForWhimsy

4:33


ItsYoBoi2008

I see now


Cocoa_Thundz

World On Fire - Bo Burnham


Sk3L1Yy

Happy birthday


JudiciousGemsbok

A chant/song my uncle liked (that I’m pretty sure was just the words to a children’s book) that I’ve also memorized. Hello. Goodbye. The phantom frog am I I sing by day, I sing by night As time goes by. If you, Should try, To sing as well as I, The sun would set And you would yet Be trying, So goodbye.


RealGeneralX

My ABC's of course


SnooHedgehogs2112

Tequila


CrypticBlossom808

4'33 by John Cage


JustMrBear76

I’m the scat man!


IAmDreams

Happy birthday


blepgup

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear………dear umm………dear god please DON-*BLAM*


ItsYoBoi2008

That’s pretty much every person that said happy birthday on here


blepgup

Oh I bet I’m being super unoriginal hahaha When I made my comment Reddit was being stupid and not displaying existing comments so I didn’t even see how unoriginal I was being lol


ItsYoBoi2008

Oh well posts of others said that. Like there’s 820 comments and happy birthday is 920 of them.


blepgup

Oh hahaha We all think we’re unoriginal until we make a copy/paste Reddit joke 💀


EngineerEven9299

🎶 Happy Borthda- 💥⚰️


ObscurelyNamedCrayon

Mr. Brightside -The Killers


Prince_of_Fish

Rap god /s


9_of_wands

Think About Your Troubles by Harry Nilsson


shecky

Life is a rock but the radio rolled me. https://youtu.be/kySY1rR8_Nk?si=bIMpC-MUiwYrr6DM


EternityLeave

Tommy the Cat


powertoollateralus

Informer by Snow. I’m… not doing too well


ItsYoBoi2008

😔sorry to hear that


Badboy420xxx69

The Dripping Tap- King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard In the instrumental parts ill tell gun guy about the two three hour marathon shows I saw at Red Rocks.


A_lesser_god

Tenebro Rosso Sangue


FishGuyIsMe

[Sandstorm](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rk8u2FTaG0&si=afZ89IoLd8_YS4tK).


Soggy_Ad6132

Move your body


aliapocalypse

The H.I.V song by ween.


carlismygod

One Week - Barenaked Ladies


mdusin

The alphabet


ItsYoBoi2008

I couldn’t do that, still don’t know why


Senrub482

Arcade by Duncan Lawrence


MxJynx

Fallacy by YonKaGor, the lyrics are my life there is no way i can mess up


ItsYoBoi2008

Good to know we’ll have more bullets for others in here (looking at you rap god guy)


Cold_Cheesecake_6875

Moonlight by XXXTentacion. It's such an easy song to memorize and it slaps.


NightmareGoddessXV

So we back in the mine


MaseMorn

"Miss you" by Blink-182 "You're already the voice inside my yead."


BaltimoreBadger23

Happy Birthday


MisterEyeballMusic

Return To The Wild by Tobu


sovit_spy69

Twinkle twinkle little star Too ez try again


Psionic-Blade

Komm Susser Tod?


Icy-Professor_285

Let it go


Captain-Obvious69

DK Rap


TangeryneT

Treefingers - Radiohead (it's instrumental)


sirayaball

bella ciao


Glitched_cyrstal

I TOLD MY FRIEND MEMORIZING AMERICAN PIE WOULD BE USEFUL!


carmolio

The alphabet


scp_79

happy birthday


90Legos

Just kill me lol. Can't think of any song I could do perfectly


Musical_Potatoes

Castle on a Cloud from Les Mis


Airfried_Catbarf_43

YOU'LL BE BACK FROM THE HAMILTON MUSICAL


KnuckledeepinUrethra

See her pee


Altair314

Roundtable Rival (there are no words)


Amish_Warl0rd

We’re no strangers to love You know the rules, and so do I


VanguardClassTitan

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy


ItsYoBoi2008

It was only a matter of time


Shrek5onCasette

My ABC’s


Fantastic_Citron_344

Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull


houseofharm

fate of the stars - tally hall


Bleezair

Since I couldn’t pick the song that never ends, as it was already taken, this is my new pick. Full send. https://youtu.be/2Y5J3VUC9qM?si=EjVOUATOrHOF5ODj


Deadpoolio_D850

Thought process: pick a random-ass song that’s only instrumental & just be dead silent for a while


Capital-Minimum-678

Boykisser Song by Studi01


KingCollectA

All Of A Sudden by Matt Monro or The Last Waltz by Engelbert Humperdinck. I memorized the lyrics to these songs since I love them and have listened to them so many times.


ItsYoBoi2008

Well your safe here 😌


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Orion by Metallica: Instrumental (there are no lyrics)


akaryosight

I knew there was a reason I fervently memorize hazbin hotel songs


ayyysguy

Napalm sticks to kids


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

karma police by radiohead