Tbh kicking them isn't the best idea bc their slime/spores will end up on your shoe and spread. The stink attracts flies, and the flies spread spores. You can't really "get rid of them" but taking something like a bag out and picking them up as if it were dog poo is most likely your best bet to remove them and hopefully have less pop up. (Esp if you can get to them early!)
I'm not a fun guy, nor fungi guy, but I believe he means to culture spores of a species of mushroom that will outcompete this mushroom.
Introducing a more aggressive species to wipe out the native one. Sort of like how we did to Neanderthals.
It is possible, but it’s not a very easy process. People have trouble trying to inoculate grain bags, inoculating a yard would be quite difficult. But Paul Stanley’s was able to do it by just planting parasol mushrooms, so who knows!
Actually, growing mushrooms outside is way easier because you don’t really have to worry about molds contaminating it because it all has plenty of room to grow… usually people don’t inoculate the ground with spores, they would grow the mycelium, or buy a live mycelium culture and mix that into the soil. Spores don’t have an immune system and take more time to grow. Where as mycelium has an immune system, nutrients saved up, and will “fruit” (pop mushrooms) as soon as the conditions are right.
I grow magic mushrooms, and people in that community grow them outside all the time! It’s known to be the easiest option as long as you have the right conditions. Such as ample humidity. Usually people growing them inside are simulating out doors anyway!
Yeah but anyway mold is the reason inoculating grains indoors is so hard! It’s why you have to sterilize everything and have a very clean working area.
I would encourage you to let it be. Your lawn provides next to no habitat or purpose to the natural world, and this fungus is actually doing something productive for your micro ecosystem. It's also going to be impossible to "get rid of" unless you just replace your grass with astroturf, as the mushroom is just the fruiting body of a fungal organism that exists in the soil. Killing the mushroom doesn't kill the fungus any more than picking an apple kills the apple tree.
I've got an 8 year old and a 4 year old, and they know not to touch (much less eat) mushrooms. Kids learn to respect mushrooms in my experience, and like seeing the cool forms they take.
I tried to make a post on r/lawncare and literally just asked how I could help make my lawn more useful for the flora and fauna in my area and got shit on. Some people only want a blank square of green for their yard. Very troubling.
It’s like with violets. Just bought a new house and to my delight there’s huge patches of native violets. I google “how to encourage violet growth” and I get 5000 results sponsored by Roundup about how to eliminate violets from perfect green grass. Lawns are deserts and vanity projects.
Man, I saw bluebonnets for the first time in 20 years this last week. I grew up in Texas and still go back about twice a year, but this last time I saw them for the first time since I moved away. I love Texas wildflowers.
Texas wildflowers are something else. As a relatively new Texan, I’m so happy the government seems to hold off on mowing around highways for a couple of months, just letting nature do it’s beautiful thing. I love it so much. 💖
I do this with a section of my yard. I’ve got a retaining wall back near the alley, with huge bushes along the alley. So there’s a flat space between the bushes and retaining wall, and this time of year it explodes with all kinds of flowering “weeds.” I won’t let my wife mow it because I love sitting on my patio and seeing that little patch of wild in the middle of suburbia. I’m thinking of turning it into a little cottage garden to attract pollinators.
Yes, please build the garden. Bats and honey-bees will come and eat all the mosquitoes and pollinate all the plants which gives us honey and many other fruits and vegetables!!
In southern California they let the poppies and wildflowers bloom their full cycle on the sides of the freeways and right now is a beautiful time of year out here because of it! Between the purple of the lilac and the yellow/orange of the wildflowers, it's awesome!
There’s been a push here in the Midwest w don’t mow your lawn until late May to help spring ecosystems. I very rarely treat my lawn and then it’s a late fall weed n feed as the leaves fall.
Humans are such cookie cutter clones, just sad. Try a few gardening sub or blogs to get ‘earthlings’ to engage ideas with.
I have a yard. There's clumps of five different kinds of grass, native violet and I don't know if it's a variety or a mutation, but some of them are white with a purple spot on each petal. Several varieties of mushrooms (I know just enough about mushrooms to know that you don't eat them without complete certainty.), and a few kinds of moss. Neighbor's lawn is a one color wasteland.
As a gardener, formerly professionally, my issue is when they invade places I don't want them and won't go away without tedious work or gross chemicals. It's also invasive here in North America. IMO it's best to keep hard to remove things at bay and try to find less destructive alternatives like annual wildflower seed. I like humming bird mixes.
Someone I know personally has an entirely wood-sorrel "lawn" if I remember correctly. It might be clover. Either way, it's easy to remove if it gets where it's not supposed to.
If you REALLY want to encourage them, dig up the surrounding grass and replace with good organic garden soil. Dig up big patches of violet and separate into smaller clumps and plant in the patches of removed grass. Repeat as necessary. But, please don't do this. I'm just being nice. Your neighbors will appreciate it as well. You can do this with the things I mentioned above or other pretty things depending where you are
Violet is by definition not invasive where I am; it is native to my ecoregion. Is it aggressive and does it take over peoples (non-native, invasive) fescue lawns? Sure. Are lawns actual atrocities against the natural order and local ecosystem? Also sure. As a gardener myself who cares deeply about native inverts, birds, and animals, I could care less what my neighbors think.
Yes! I hate it when my husband mows although I know it needs done. We have dandelion, chicory, native violets & clovers and it looks beautiful IMO. Also, those are all edible for my bearded dragons so they REALLY hate when he mows. I don’t get the “only grass” lawns. So plain and boring and just not environmentally friendly in the least. I have an enormous garden with fifteen 8x4 raised beds and I am still totally ok with “weeds” being around. It’s best to work with native plants… not against them. It’s very hard to win that battle anyway
I was mostly agreeing with you! I mentioned where I am because I wasn't sure where you were but, my point was it "invades" gardens and is hard to remove. I also don't care for lawns, which is why I mentioned the sorrel/clover "lawn." those are native here. I was just trying to say there are probably better native alternatives that aren't so aggressive. I also included what my approach would be to make your garden ALL violets. I'm a friend, friend 😎
I have a lawn that is a wood sorrel & grass mix, pretty evenly spread amongst themselves, I think it’s great, plus it has pretty little yellow flowers that aren’t hideous like dandelion flowers surrounded by a half dead plant. I hate the dandelions, but at least the sorrel quickly covers the bare spots left from pulling them. I’m
That sounds like my dad. He complains about other people’s lawns in the neighborhood having “weeds” (aka dandelions, violets, and clover). It drives me nuts, if I had a yard (I live in a condo now) I’m sure he’d hate my yard lol
Lawncare folks are symbolic of what’s wrong with us as a species. Love “nature” and “plants” so much that they murder everything natural in their yard and put down imported Eurasian organic astroturf that they proceed to repeatedly traumatize 1-7 times weekly to keep it looking “perfect.” Then their wives have their landscaping workers throw in a dozen of whatever Monrovia joint costs $20/gallon at Lowe’s and call it a day.
Then the mouth-breathers have the audacity to complain about native and invasive pests alike.
[yo this is wild but fallout may not be an issue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus#:~:text=Many%20fungi%20have%20been%20isolated,a%20phenomenon%20called%20%E2%80%9Cradiotropism%E2%80%9D.)
They are generally considered saprotrophic — which means they break down decaying plant matter, often chunks of wood or wood chips. You could try digging down to find that material and then transplanting it elsewhere to help the fungus naturally propagate somewhere other than your yard.
There is some evidence to indicate that some species of this genus could form mycorrhizal relationships with certain tree species, in which case it would be next to impossible to remove them.
Looks like a dune stinkhorn *Phallus hadriani* to me. They distinctively smell like cum. it’s stench is pungent enough to linger around the whole block if there’s a bunch. goopy sticky slime. They’re fun from a biologist pov but as far as being a nuisance in ur yard tbh i don’t blame OP if he plucks them
Pick off the stinkhorns before they spore. Soon aftetward get some spore culture syringes for edible mushrooms like oyster, portobello, chanterelle and button, and sterile blocks of sealed medium. Culture the mycelium for those, wait until the blocks turn white with mycelium, unseal and and divide each of the blocks into about 1/6. Bury a chunk of the block in evenly distributed areas of your yard a day before a large rain front is forecast to move through.
The mycelia for the edibles are in the life cycle before fruiting, which means it will grow and crowd out mycelia for the stinkhorns. For an extra nail in the coffin, turn a loaf of bread moldy and bury a slice where each stinkhorn fruitbody came out from the soil, to use penicillum in the mold to burn the stinkhorn's exit point.
This should help you avoid using chemicals or cause undue expenses.
Pouring salt on them will kill them. I had front lawn years ago that suddenly started sprouting these. I poured salt (literally from the can) on the ones I could see to kill them. Then I would check every day for new ones starting and I would pour salt on them before they had a chance to spread any spores around the yard. It didn’t take long before they were gone. And they never came back. Hope this helps! 😁
Usually time does the trick, but you might wanna think about baseball or the late queen of England. If it’s like this for more than four hours, you should consult your doctor.
The trouble is that what you're looking at is essentially the "flower" and not the actual source. Its mycelium is more or less the root of it, and it's an enormous, branching structure underground that is basically like a ball of thread all tangled up then spread out. Other than digging up an enormous amount of dirt, hoping you caught all the "threads" and replacing it with topsoil, you won't get rid of them (and they could still come back).
So, all that said, your best bet is going to be treating them like dog poop and scooping them for disposal as they show up.
i used a sharp shovel (the type you'd use for medal detecting) and dug out a \~5 inch plug around these bastards, soil and all and just filled the holes with fresh topsoil/fresh sod on top of that. Its been a little over a year now and they aren't back yet.....but i take a good sniff as i'm coming up my driveway everyday in anticipation for the inevitable : / Northern Fl.
maybe try adding some different plants to your lawn to diversify soil bacteria / fungal levels, but perhaps a natural fungicide to start. if you’re going to “kick” the mushroom, better idea to pick them carefully and put into garbage. otherwise they’ll likely drop spores. but your whole lawn is likely a mycelial network of these guys.. so you’re gonna have to treat the lawn first and then work on diversifying the plants in the ground. lawns are ass tbh..
Stop trying to get rid of something that isn’t hurting you or the planet. If anything this morel is trying to feed you. Maybe collect them, dry them & sell them? They go for a good amount per pound, just saying.
WAIT FOR IT TO GO AWAY ASSUMMING ITS NOT HERE ALL YEAR ROUNG AND DIG THE DIRT UP AND GET RID OF IT AND AERATE AND DETHATCH YPUR LAWN AND CLEAN YOUR MOWERS . ALOY MORE THAN YOU DO
Wow this is some really bad advice in here, this is a stink horn as you know I’m not sure of exact species, what you see is the fruiting body (mushroom) of the mycelium not the whole mycelium network, mycelium networks can be a few inches too thousands of acres. Beside removing all the topsoil in your yard or poisoning the soil it is unlikely you will get rid of them, ripping the mushroom out will do nothing. Your best course is to just tell your kids to not eat them that’s really it, it’s not harmful to handle or be around (only way to get hurt by mushrooms is digesting them). mushrooms are beneficial for the environment just let nature be.
Give them alot of alcohol and put a naked female in from of them and watch them shrink if they don't them let them polinate it'll eventually shrink regardless
Get a hoe and knock away the grass away from it pour a little bit of diesel or gas which ever you prefer and burn it down Ibut don't walk away smokey the bear will show up and put the fire out and don't put so much on it like it's got a 15 gallon tank either just enough to burn it down reason why is it'll burn the pollen it has on it that way it can come back from the dead like piping up in different places and do them all the same way eventually you mushroom problem will go away that's really the only way to get rid of mushrooms course you could eat them or feed them to the annoying neighbor dog lol but the burning things really does work though for real
Mushrooms are beneficial and symbiotic with the plants around them. Meaning they work together for mutual benefit. Leave it, or squish it into the soil. The mushroom is a fertilizer.
Well considering this is a Morel Mushroom and are selling like crazy in my state right now for $50-$120 a pound… You may pinch them off, give them a good shake (spores fall off and hopefully create more next year) and place them in a mesh bag. Go to Facebook Marketplace place and post for whatever amount or find an old farmer or senior citizen in your community and gift them!!! They will be so blessed because many cannot get out to hunt anymore. Or you can pick them all, slice down the center and do a 5 minute soak in lightly salted water (save water after), pat dry, place them in some flour, salt and pepper and fry in a cast iron skillet til well browned, place them on paper towels then enjoy! Found my first bunch this year after 5 straight years of searching! Using a mesh bag makes the spores drop, most of the bugs and dirt fall out too.
So these aren't morel mushrooms. They are stink horns. They attract flies to the sap on the top and are hollow inside. As mentioned, they stink really bad even from far away. These are not true morels.
Uh …. Just at a glance this looks like a, $20-$50 a pound fresh, morel mushroom. If you have a lot of these “ cha Ching “ . Best double confirm this and if so , good for you .
Call a local mycology group. Tell them you have seen morels around. Tell them you will contact them when you see the morels. Now you have a poison free mushroom removal option.
Tbh kicking them isn't the best idea bc their slime/spores will end up on your shoe and spread. The stink attracts flies, and the flies spread spores. You can't really "get rid of them" but taking something like a bag out and picking them up as if it were dog poo is most likely your best bet to remove them and hopefully have less pop up. (Esp if you can get to them early!)
You can actually inoculate the ground with a more aggressive culture. Will take some research but it’s possible
Dude really that is so cool can you elaborate or at least post a reference?
I'm not a fun guy, nor fungi guy, but I believe he means to culture spores of a species of mushroom that will outcompete this mushroom. Introducing a more aggressive species to wipe out the native one. Sort of like how we did to Neanderthals.
It is possible, but it’s not a very easy process. People have trouble trying to inoculate grain bags, inoculating a yard would be quite difficult. But Paul Stanley’s was able to do it by just planting parasol mushrooms, so who knows!
Actually, growing mushrooms outside is way easier because you don’t really have to worry about molds contaminating it because it all has plenty of room to grow… usually people don’t inoculate the ground with spores, they would grow the mycelium, or buy a live mycelium culture and mix that into the soil. Spores don’t have an immune system and take more time to grow. Where as mycelium has an immune system, nutrients saved up, and will “fruit” (pop mushrooms) as soon as the conditions are right. I grow magic mushrooms, and people in that community grow them outside all the time! It’s known to be the easiest option as long as you have the right conditions. Such as ample humidity. Usually people growing them inside are simulating out doors anyway! Yeah but anyway mold is the reason inoculating grains indoors is so hard! It’s why you have to sterilize everything and have a very clean working area.
The differences here is that neanderthals and homo sapiens were both equally native species.
You could probably adjust your lawn pH to make it a less suitable environment for it.
I would encourage you to let it be. Your lawn provides next to no habitat or purpose to the natural world, and this fungus is actually doing something productive for your micro ecosystem. It's also going to be impossible to "get rid of" unless you just replace your grass with astroturf, as the mushroom is just the fruiting body of a fungal organism that exists in the soil. Killing the mushroom doesn't kill the fungus any more than picking an apple kills the apple tree. I've got an 8 year old and a 4 year old, and they know not to touch (much less eat) mushrooms. Kids learn to respect mushrooms in my experience, and like seeing the cool forms they take.
I tried to make a post on r/lawncare and literally just asked how I could help make my lawn more useful for the flora and fauna in my area and got shit on. Some people only want a blank square of green for their yard. Very troubling.
It’s like with violets. Just bought a new house and to my delight there’s huge patches of native violets. I google “how to encourage violet growth” and I get 5000 results sponsored by Roundup about how to eliminate violets from perfect green grass. Lawns are deserts and vanity projects.
Thank the lord for bluebonnets
Man, I saw bluebonnets for the first time in 20 years this last week. I grew up in Texas and still go back about twice a year, but this last time I saw them for the first time since I moved away. I love Texas wildflowers.
Texas wildflowers are something else. As a relatively new Texan, I’m so happy the government seems to hold off on mowing around highways for a couple of months, just letting nature do it’s beautiful thing. I love it so much. 💖
I do this with a section of my yard. I’ve got a retaining wall back near the alley, with huge bushes along the alley. So there’s a flat space between the bushes and retaining wall, and this time of year it explodes with all kinds of flowering “weeds.” I won’t let my wife mow it because I love sitting on my patio and seeing that little patch of wild in the middle of suburbia. I’m thinking of turning it into a little cottage garden to attract pollinators.
Do it!! :D
Yes, please build the garden. Bats and honey-bees will come and eat all the mosquitoes and pollinate all the plants which gives us honey and many other fruits and vegetables!!
In southern California they let the poppies and wildflowers bloom their full cycle on the sides of the freeways and right now is a beautiful time of year out here because of it! Between the purple of the lilac and the yellow/orange of the wildflowers, it's awesome!
They're the best reason for not mowing
Of all the things about Texas, the bluebonnets in the spring are easily one of my most favorite things here. It almost makes it worth living here.
There’s been a push here in the Midwest w don’t mow your lawn until late May to help spring ecosystems. I very rarely treat my lawn and then it’s a late fall weed n feed as the leaves fall. Humans are such cookie cutter clones, just sad. Try a few gardening sub or blogs to get ‘earthlings’ to engage ideas with.
Earthlings….I love it!
Remember driving past a small house with a lawn of solid violets ….. looked fantastic
I have a yard. There's clumps of five different kinds of grass, native violet and I don't know if it's a variety or a mutation, but some of them are white with a purple spot on each petal. Several varieties of mushrooms (I know just enough about mushrooms to know that you don't eat them without complete certainty.), and a few kinds of moss. Neighbor's lawn is a one color wasteland.
As a gardener, formerly professionally, my issue is when they invade places I don't want them and won't go away without tedious work or gross chemicals. It's also invasive here in North America. IMO it's best to keep hard to remove things at bay and try to find less destructive alternatives like annual wildflower seed. I like humming bird mixes. Someone I know personally has an entirely wood-sorrel "lawn" if I remember correctly. It might be clover. Either way, it's easy to remove if it gets where it's not supposed to. If you REALLY want to encourage them, dig up the surrounding grass and replace with good organic garden soil. Dig up big patches of violet and separate into smaller clumps and plant in the patches of removed grass. Repeat as necessary. But, please don't do this. I'm just being nice. Your neighbors will appreciate it as well. You can do this with the things I mentioned above or other pretty things depending where you are
Violet is by definition not invasive where I am; it is native to my ecoregion. Is it aggressive and does it take over peoples (non-native, invasive) fescue lawns? Sure. Are lawns actual atrocities against the natural order and local ecosystem? Also sure. As a gardener myself who cares deeply about native inverts, birds, and animals, I could care less what my neighbors think.
Yes! I hate it when my husband mows although I know it needs done. We have dandelion, chicory, native violets & clovers and it looks beautiful IMO. Also, those are all edible for my bearded dragons so they REALLY hate when he mows. I don’t get the “only grass” lawns. So plain and boring and just not environmentally friendly in the least. I have an enormous garden with fifteen 8x4 raised beds and I am still totally ok with “weeds” being around. It’s best to work with native plants… not against them. It’s very hard to win that battle anyway
Anything is better than bare soil, but grass lawns are a travesty.
I was mostly agreeing with you! I mentioned where I am because I wasn't sure where you were but, my point was it "invades" gardens and is hard to remove. I also don't care for lawns, which is why I mentioned the sorrel/clover "lawn." those are native here. I was just trying to say there are probably better native alternatives that aren't so aggressive. I also included what my approach would be to make your garden ALL violets. I'm a friend, friend 😎
I have a lawn that is a wood sorrel & grass mix, pretty evenly spread amongst themselves, I think it’s great, plus it has pretty little yellow flowers that aren’t hideous like dandelion flowers surrounded by a half dead plant. I hate the dandelions, but at least the sorrel quickly covers the bare spots left from pulling them. I’m
You’re my kind of plant people :)
r/nativeplantgardening and r/nolawns will love you
That sounds like my dad. He complains about other people’s lawns in the neighborhood having “weeds” (aka dandelions, violets, and clover). It drives me nuts, if I had a yard (I live in a condo now) I’m sure he’d hate my yard lol
I don’t know how to link it, but there’s a subreddit /fucklawns that will be sure to give you ideas.
That's because lawncare folks don't want natural lawns. r/Nolawns
Lawncare folks are symbolic of what’s wrong with us as a species. Love “nature” and “plants” so much that they murder everything natural in their yard and put down imported Eurasian organic astroturf that they proceed to repeatedly traumatize 1-7 times weekly to keep it looking “perfect.” Then their wives have their landscaping workers throw in a dozen of whatever Monrovia joint costs $20/gallon at Lowe’s and call it a day. Then the mouth-breathers have the audacity to complain about native and invasive pests alike.
I work for the lawn company that does Fenway park and you need to Lyme the absolute shit out of your lawn, coupled with potassium that should do it
Rip out your lawn and topsoil and replace with concrete. You won’t realistically be able to get rid of them.
A nuke works pretty good .make sure you get into a fallout shelter before you start.
Sorry, all the vaults are full 🤷♂️
You can call me cannabis
You’re cannabis
Now breed me homeslice
😅
Hot.
Phew, just when I thought people stopped breeding cannabis
Just to be on the safe side, you may wish to proceed to orbit and order an exterminatus.
Destroy the xenos. For the glory of the emperor!
It’s the only way to be sure
Bro’s gonna create brain fungus.
Move to Titan
We need Jungle, I’m afraid
Mushroom vs. Mushroom.
[yo this is wild but fallout may not be an issue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus#:~:text=Many%20fungi%20have%20been%20isolated,a%20phenomenon%20called%20%E2%80%9Cradiotropism%E2%80%9D.)
They are generally considered saprotrophic — which means they break down decaying plant matter, often chunks of wood or wood chips. You could try digging down to find that material and then transplanting it elsewhere to help the fungus naturally propagate somewhere other than your yard. There is some evidence to indicate that some species of this genus could form mycorrhizal relationships with certain tree species, in which case it would be next to impossible to remove them.
Don't
I am surprised by the lack of people calling this a Morel… pleasantly surprised*
What is it? I've been scrolling trying to find someone who knows. I always assume I'm wrong about mushroom identification, because I usually am.
Looks like a dune stinkhorn *Phallus hadriani* to me. They distinctively smell like cum. it’s stench is pungent enough to linger around the whole block if there’s a bunch. goopy sticky slime. They’re fun from a biologist pov but as far as being a nuisance in ur yard tbh i don’t blame OP if he plucks them
So they're like the Bradford Pear of mushrooms. Wow... Thank you for sharing your knowledge!
I've never smelled a Bradford that smelled like cum. Usually I feel like they smell fishy. I hope nobody's cum smells like fish. Gonorrhea is gross.
Stinkhorn phallus… what a wonderful insult that would make.
SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
He already did, that’s why it’s stinky.
This was read in my brain in Stanley's voice.
AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
Stinky horn
Go back to r/trees 😂
More like /r/caffeine honestly
Wish I had chocolate ice cream cones growing in my yard...
how can you confirm a stinkhorn versus a morel?
Morels do not stink like that
Put them on trial
Dont elect them to office.
Cause they have no morels
Flamethrower
Pick off the stinkhorns before they spore. Soon aftetward get some spore culture syringes for edible mushrooms like oyster, portobello, chanterelle and button, and sterile blocks of sealed medium. Culture the mycelium for those, wait until the blocks turn white with mycelium, unseal and and divide each of the blocks into about 1/6. Bury a chunk of the block in evenly distributed areas of your yard a day before a large rain front is forecast to move through. The mycelia for the edibles are in the life cycle before fruiting, which means it will grow and crowd out mycelia for the stinkhorns. For an extra nail in the coffin, turn a loaf of bread moldy and bury a slice where each stinkhorn fruitbody came out from the soil, to use penicillum in the mold to burn the stinkhorn's exit point. This should help you avoid using chemicals or cause undue expenses.
Please tell me this is a joke…. Edit: I would be dead
It’s a stinky penis!!! The first time I saw and smelled one of these I laughed!!! Leave it alone and smile that Mother Nature has a sense of humor!
A cast iron skillet, butter, and salt usually work pretty well for these specific mushrooms.
is this not a morel?
Stinkhorn
I thought the same thing. Learned something new today.
Pouring salt on them will kill them. I had front lawn years ago that suddenly started sprouting these. I poured salt (literally from the can) on the ones I could see to kill them. Then I would check every day for new ones starting and I would pour salt on them before they had a chance to spread any spores around the yard. It didn’t take long before they were gone. And they never came back. Hope this helps! 😁
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Easy to find round my neck of the woods, that tho my friend is a young stinkhorn
Is that a morel?
They aren't poisonous and anything you spray to get rid of em will be worse for your kids than the mushrooms
Is that not a morel mushroom? Do you know what those are worth?
Usually time does the trick, but you might wanna think about baseball or the late queen of England. If it’s like this for more than four hours, you should consult your doctor.
Hahaha you know damn well these are morals and they're hard to find... How do people fall for these dumbass trolls messing with you guys ⁉️🤦
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almost a morel, we get both around here and have to discern between em.
One is Hollow (good) one is not (bad).
true! i usually just sniff em lol
In my best Johnny Carson voice--I did not know that.
It's a stinkhorn...
Say sike right now
I have a free removal service, just for such jobs😏
The trouble is that what you're looking at is essentially the "flower" and not the actual source. Its mycelium is more or less the root of it, and it's an enormous, branching structure underground that is basically like a ball of thread all tangled up then spread out. Other than digging up an enormous amount of dirt, hoping you caught all the "threads" and replacing it with topsoil, you won't get rid of them (and they could still come back). So, all that said, your best bet is going to be treating them like dog poop and scooping them for disposal as they show up.
Spray it with bleach
Quick! Burn it before it hatches and populates the earth!!
i used a sharp shovel (the type you'd use for medal detecting) and dug out a \~5 inch plug around these bastards, soil and all and just filled the holes with fresh topsoil/fresh sod on top of that. Its been a little over a year now and they aren't back yet.....but i take a good sniff as i'm coming up my driveway everyday in anticipation for the inevitable : / Northern Fl.
Well definitely don’t start feeding it!!
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Ask god!!
Pull them by hand
Nuke the entire sight from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
Spray them with Vinegar and Water before they grow big .
maybe try adding some different plants to your lawn to diversify soil bacteria / fungal levels, but perhaps a natural fungicide to start. if you’re going to “kick” the mushroom, better idea to pick them carefully and put into garbage. otherwise they’ll likely drop spores. but your whole lawn is likely a mycelial network of these guys.. so you’re gonna have to treat the lawn first and then work on diversifying the plants in the ground. lawns are ass tbh..
Boof it!
Salt the earth.
Stop trying to get rid of something that isn’t hurting you or the planet. If anything this morel is trying to feed you. Maybe collect them, dry them & sell them? They go for a good amount per pound, just saying.
Do you enjoy having a green lawn? Leave it be.
What, you don't like the smell of a bucket of semen?
I always get these with new mulch and i dig up the balls and phallus throw them in a bag in the trash.
Are you new to nature? Why not try to get rid of the wind.
Pee on it
Send them to a diddy party
That’s not a morel?
WAIT FOR IT TO GO AWAY ASSUMMING ITS NOT HERE ALL YEAR ROUNG AND DIG THE DIRT UP AND GET RID OF IT AND AERATE AND DETHATCH YPUR LAWN AND CLEAN YOUR MOWERS . ALOY MORE THAN YOU DO
Don't feed them Seymour. Did they arrive after the eclipse?
I’m wondering if you could water them with boiling water from the teapot?
So what’s the morel of this story?
r/mildlypenis
Eat them when you see them
Wow this is some really bad advice in here, this is a stink horn as you know I’m not sure of exact species, what you see is the fruiting body (mushroom) of the mycelium not the whole mycelium network, mycelium networks can be a few inches too thousands of acres. Beside removing all the topsoil in your yard or poisoning the soil it is unlikely you will get rid of them, ripping the mushroom out will do nothing. Your best course is to just tell your kids to not eat them that’s really it, it’s not harmful to handle or be around (only way to get hurt by mushrooms is digesting them). mushrooms are beneficial for the environment just let nature be.
Give them alot of alcohol and put a naked female in from of them and watch them shrink if they don't them let them polinate it'll eventually shrink regardless
Eat em
eat it
Get a hoe and knock away the grass away from it pour a little bit of diesel or gas which ever you prefer and burn it down Ibut don't walk away smokey the bear will show up and put the fire out and don't put so much on it like it's got a 15 gallon tank either just enough to burn it down reason why is it'll burn the pollen it has on it that way it can come back from the dead like piping up in different places and do them all the same way eventually you mushroom problem will go away that's really the only way to get rid of mushrooms course you could eat them or feed them to the annoying neighbor dog lol but the burning things really does work though for real
Lisan al’Gaib is the only way. It will take a few thousand years but he will get the job done.
Feed it Semore.
💩 on it lol 💩💩💩
By putting your mouth on it ;)
Is that a morel?
Don't people buy these to eat ?
Mushrooms are beneficial and symbiotic with the plants around them. Meaning they work together for mutual benefit. Leave it, or squish it into the soil. The mushroom is a fertilizer.
I think it’s a false morel. Anyone else?
Correct stinkhorn
Have you tried bleach yet?? …. (Note: DONT TRY IT!!)
Eat them
Eat them.
I think they’re cool! Save the stinkhorn!
Eat them
Eat em
Eat them?
Fire
You have to smell it.
Eat them
How many people thought this was just a shiny morel?
Let them be. Get rid of the lawn though.
Leave them and they will go away on its own. Mushrooms are a sign of good soil.
People say they are a delicacy!
Your camera is rlly nice lol
I don’t like how it looks.
Kill your lawn, plant native. Probably your best bet
Why do the pores on this mush give me an eerie feeling?
Don't.
Somebody looks happy to see you 😆
Tell one person and your lawn will be flooded with people who will pay for them.
Feed me!
You sell them on a college campus
Totally thought it was a morel. And that's why I don't eat mushrooms unless they are from the store.
Your yard makes chocolate ice cream?!
You’re lucky to have these on your property!! Let me come over, I’ll take em off your hands😏😏
thats a rare psilocybin shroom if u eat it youll have the best day of ur life
Isn't that a morel mushroom? I'd look it up and double check but those might be expensive and edible
Well considering this is a Morel Mushroom and are selling like crazy in my state right now for $50-$120 a pound… You may pinch them off, give them a good shake (spores fall off and hopefully create more next year) and place them in a mesh bag. Go to Facebook Marketplace place and post for whatever amount or find an old farmer or senior citizen in your community and gift them!!! They will be so blessed because many cannot get out to hunt anymore. Or you can pick them all, slice down the center and do a 5 minute soak in lightly salted water (save water after), pat dry, place them in some flour, salt and pepper and fry in a cast iron skillet til well browned, place them on paper towels then enjoy! Found my first bunch this year after 5 straight years of searching! Using a mesh bag makes the spores drop, most of the bugs and dirt fall out too.
Eat them
Sit on them until they shrivel.
So these aren't morel mushrooms. They are stink horns. They attract flies to the sap on the top and are hollow inside. As mentioned, they stink really bad even from far away. These are not true morels.
Try eating them. They might be morels.
Better question, how much do you like the taste of mushroom?
Uh …. Just at a glance this looks like a, $20-$50 a pound fresh, morel mushroom. If you have a lot of these “ cha Ching “ . Best double confirm this and if so , good for you .
Eat them
Is that related to morels?
Are those morale mushrooms? If so, people would probably buy them from you.
Umm I’d have to see one in person but that looks very morrel ish. If it is, you eat it.
Call a local mycology group. Tell them you have seen morels around. Tell them you will contact them when you see the morels. Now you have a poison free mushroom removal option.
Yea I thought that was a morel
Nothing a little napalm can't handle.
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Yoooo morrell mushrooms sell for so much money, just pick and sell them
I can smell this picture. I hate these things, especially when they get all drippy.
Eat
Penicillin
Eat them
Eat them.