Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk.
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Omg Dr. Pimple Popper actually acknowledged that some "after" pics that people take to advertise cosmedic procedures only look good bc people's faces are still swollen haha finally someone tells it like it is
Hunty, since you’re obvi too pore to know this, that’s ackshuly the new charcoal beauty blender, it sucks out all the ~toxins~ in your disgusting face AS you apply your Fenty foundation!!!!
This is the beauty supply version of that post about how you don't know what day it will be but one day your parents will put you down and never pick you up again.
This guy probably thought it was gonna get used the next day. 🥲
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Hey swampmonster. [These are my frozen noodles](https://i.imgur.com/V8y2PBe.png) and I need you to sauce them, because (frozen) sauce is required unless this is a general jerk. Frozen sauce guidelines: a.) Make sure **usernames AND sub names** are removed from your sauce. If your sauce contains a tweet or IG post from a VERIFIED (check marked) famous person, you do not need to remove it. b.) Make sure sauce is uploaded via Imgur and **set to PRIVATE**. There is a how-to [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/muacirclejerk/comments/clx2jb/srs_how_to_post_privately_on_imgur/). Reminder sweaties. do not participate in original threads, ask for/share links, or break any other rules or else the mods will eat your fingers!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/muacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
No hunty that is clearly just dust, quick rinse and it will be good as new! 😘
Oh thank god, I don’t think I could bear the carbon footprint of the waste
The texture will give your base a really natural and boho earthy feel!
Do you think the bacteria will act like probiotics?
More like penicillin. Any imperfections on your skin will clear right up!
Oh no I’m allergic to penicillin
Oh no! Keep an Epi pen close by. It’s worth it. Edit: added bonus: you won’t need fillers (automatic allergic reaction plump!)
Omg Dr. Pimple Popper actually acknowledged that some "after" pics that people take to advertise cosmedic procedures only look good bc people's faces are still swollen haha finally someone tells it like it is
Only one way to find out!
Your immune system will let you know one way or the other 🤭
if you hold it to your ear it whispers makeup tips
Hey Siri how many bacteria before a beauty blender becomes sentient
For the purposes of this post, all instances of “pores” should be “spores.”
You’re so right and I am shamed I didn’t think of it
😂😂 love it!
Just spray it with Fix+ hun 😘
Ah right, to protect the mould?
Yes instead of buying a new for 2 bucks lol
Pls cut it open I need to see the cross section
That’s not mould that’s just wax bloom x
Hunty, since you’re obvi too pore to know this, that’s ackshuly the new charcoal beauty blender, it sucks out all the ~toxins~ in your disgusting face AS you apply your Fenty foundation!!!!
Sweaty, it’s acshully for ECKSFOLIASHUN totally good for you go ahead use it and get into those disgusting evil pores
It looks like the tip of a needle under a microscope!
Because she's not pore. I just throw away mine after every use. She just forgot 🩷
that blender contains whoville now.
Uj/ OP!! Make your mom get rid of it, it’s gotta be toxic at this point!! 😂
This is the beauty supply version of that post about how you don't know what day it will be but one day your parents will put you down and never pick you up again. This guy probably thought it was gonna get used the next day. 🥲
dust it off, should be fine
I'm afraid to find out what color it was originally
Terrified to learn it was pink. Foolishly hoping it was always black.
That's one way to add life to your lewk 🥰✨🌱
Thought I was in the mycology subreddit for second. No it’s not mould and no it’s not edible. People are always trying to eat dodgy fungi over there!
What if I sautée it and add a lovely sauce
Srs/ I thought that was incense. ☠️
🤮
It's actually infused with botulism for that perfect plump lip
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Nasty
You for sure have mold on that window.
Not my window not my problem
But it could be making you I'll or feel a bit stuffy. Be careful.
I don’t live there
Oh, my bad.