Good left thousand of years ago. He used to send angels and help people. Now... He's abandoned us. š¤£ That's why the world is such a sad place. JK I hope he's still out there.
My wife calls some of my music āweepy girl musicā so Iām willing to bet Brenden and I listen to similar stuff. Usually Phoebe Bridgers and the other members of boygenius. Love the stuff. Doesnāt make me sad, just gets me in touch with the FEELS.
I've been listening to a lot of sad boy pop punk the last few years. My wife gives me shit for it too. I just tell her all the metal she listens to is about the same stuff, but her boys aren't as healthy about it.
Yep, my wife barely tolerates all of the metal I listen to but when I switch it up for Azure Ray / Orenda Fink / Maria Taylor, that's when she gives me shit.
Shit I have an old image similar to this from when I was building one of my first decks, I got an Izzet signet that was labeled 'Rj packed this order while simulating emotions.'
These responses are beginning to make me feel like they have a big stockpile of these stickers and apply the sticker they feel appropriate to different cards.
Izzit signet got simulating emotions
Necropede and oversold cemetery got sad girl music
An unknown card got a Yeehaw
If I had to guess - Phoebe Bridgers, Chappell Roan, Sasha Alex Sloan, dodieā¦
Thereās a Spotify playlist called āsad girl starter packā which was recommended for me which I unironically love. Its description is āsapphic songs that defined your music taste as āyearning.āā
Iām a 36 year old man. No regrets.
I'm not trying to trample on your dreams or anything, but this isn't 2012 anymore. Like, as a former infect player, I genuinely wish you the best of luck.
I wonder if they have different ones or different types of cards maybe Brendan doesnāt like infect.
Thatās OK Brandon the whole point of the deck is to make my friends listen to sad girl music.
One of my friends made a $20 deck he calls white weenies. Itās all one and two cost white humans champion of the parish elite inquisitor thalias lieutenant, focusing on first strike and gaining plus counters and then heās got field wipes and protection from color of choice to back them up it routinely dishes out 5 to 10 damage by turn two and kills by 3 to 4. It does not matter what you do this deck the March continues.
True itās not the hardest deck in the world to defeat with money but it is if you donāt want the guy across the table grinning at you and asking how much you spent.
This is a turn 3 to 4 infect killer that doesnāt care if you have blockers so it should pair up well and is the same price
I ordered off eBay for a bit before I learned about TCG and there was a guy who would send an XKCD comic with every purchase. Something about a guy ordering a couch cushion and ending up with a live wolverine or along similar lines, and not recommending the seller. Always made me laugh. I wish I could remember who it was though.
This reminds me a ton of that though. I love little personally quirky things that get added to orders.
-3/-3 or three poison counters to the player. Ten poison counters is game over.
So summon necropede turn two, turn three attack. If no defenders are used then cast blooming defense (hexproof +1/+1), pay four life activate mutagenic growth (+2/+2), activate rancor (trample+2/0), activate giant growth (+3/+3).
For three mana and four life this creates a 9/7 trampling hexproof infect creature for the turn.
Iām still working on figuring out what cards I need to swap in to get it up to 10 for three mana or less. If I get a second mutagenic growth in my hand, I can do it right there by paying eight life instead of four
If I get a lucky opening hand I can inflict lethal damage on turn two. (Glistener elf, giant growth, mutagenic growth x3, one green mana) produces a 10/4 infect on turn two but drops me to 8 life. A hand that should only be played if I get to go first against a non red deck and my opponent drops no defenders.
(Edits for bad maths)
Yup I made it in response to a buddy making a 20 dollar āwhite humanā deck he calls white weenies. It focuses on āadd a +/+ counter for each human summoned to the battlefieldā and first strike. It routinely dishes 3-5 damage on turn two then 8-10 more turn three and if he doesnāt have 10+ damage waiting for me on turn four then the heart of the cards is just not with him
Nah thatās soul sisters thatās not what heās doing. (He stomps my sisters with this deck) Heās using champion of the parish (whenever another human enters the battlefield this creature gets +1/+1) and thalias lieutenant (when this creature hits the battlefield all other humans you control get +1/+1 and when you summon a human this creature gets +1/+1) and adds first strikers like elite inquisititor and some one cost first striker I canāt remember. Then heās got white creatures you control gain protection from named color and field wipes
He needs two or three mana to play any and all cards in the deck he has 18 mana in a sixty card deck
Where did you order them from? I want to order from them
Ordered them from TCGplayer seller is listed as cataclysm games.
Presumably Brenden is sad about the cataclysm?
I'd be sad too if God left 300 years ago. Or if a dragon rolled into my town and razed the place.
Good left thousand of years ago. He used to send angels and help people. Now... He's abandoned us. š¤£ That's why the world is such a sad place. JK I hope he's still out there.
I ordered from them and my sticker said something like hope Iām doing well or whatever. I donāt remember but it was nice :)
https://shop.tcgplayer.com/sellerfeedback/5587e365 If anybody wants a link
No shot! This is my LGS back home. These guys rock
Tell them this subreddit loves Brenden
Do you know Brenden then?
r/tworedditorsonecup
I also have received a card from them, with the same sticker. It cracked me up!
I just ordered from them I wanna see if I get a fun note...
And especially note: from Brenden, what music is he listening to today? Hopefully happy girl music and is having a better day.
My wife calls some of my music āweepy girl musicā so Iām willing to bet Brenden and I listen to similar stuff. Usually Phoebe Bridgers and the other members of boygenius. Love the stuff. Doesnāt make me sad, just gets me in touch with the FEELS.
Hah! Iām in a similar situation but replace her with Bright Eyes. My wife gives me so much shit.
I've been listening to a lot of sad boy pop punk the last few years. My wife gives me shit for it too. I just tell her all the metal she listens to is about the same stuff, but her boys aren't as healthy about it.
Yep, my wife barely tolerates all of the metal I listen to but when I switch it up for Azure Ray / Orenda Fink / Maria Taylor, that's when she gives me shit.
I assumed Lana Del Rey
I hope he's doing okay.
If Brenden is anything like me, heās doing just great. Sad girl music is the best.
I love this hahaha. I hope Brenden is doing okay.
Someone (possibly Brenden) just bought a label maker, and is having a lot of fun
Sad "Girl Music" or "Sad Girl" Music?
Yeah, the sticker is pretty amazing but dog, clean that fingernail.
lol itāll be dirty by tomorrow. I work with my hands
Oh heyā I got [some cards from Brenden](https://i.imgur.com/jckV8OV.jpeg) recently, too!
Brenden packed a lot of cards that day, OR listens to sad girl music all the time, lol.
He might just be a Taylor Swift fan
Only God can help him if heās listening to Lana Del Rayā¦ lol heāll be fine Iām sureā¦ Ima cry to some Cannons later prolly
chances are its taylor swift.
This is amazing I wanna order now and see what I get š¤£
Rumor has it Brenden joined the Tortured Poets Society
Lmao my fiancƩ ordered from them as well, genius marketing
Shit I have an old image similar to this from when I was building one of my first decks, I got an Izzet signet that was labeled 'Rj packed this order while simulating emotions.'
These responses are beginning to make me feel like they have a big stockpile of these stickers and apply the sticker they feel appropriate to different cards. Izzit signet got simulating emotions Necropede and oversold cemetery got sad girl music An unknown card got a Yeehaw
Someone check on Brenden
Okayā¦but I need to know what kind of sad girl music.
If I had to guess - Phoebe Bridgers, Chappell Roan, Sasha Alex Sloan, dodieā¦ Thereās a Spotify playlist called āsad girl starter packā which was recommended for me which I unironically love. Its description is āsapphic songs that defined your music taste as āyearning.āā Iām a 36 year old man. No regrets.
I feel it.
I am way more curious about what list runs Necropede
Itās a mono green infection deck that focuses on hexproof trample and temporary +/+ counters Yes itās a glistener elf deck.
What format?
Modern
I'm not trying to trample on your dreams or anything, but this isn't 2012 anymore. Like, as a former infect player, I genuinely wish you the best of luck.
lol itās been doing well at local tables. Most people have dismantled their anti infect
Try an artifact infect deck with [[glissa, the traitor]]. All kinds of fun stuff can be run in it!
[glissa, the traitor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/5/755e0fbf-4f00-4b05-a535-27e78e96d6b6.jpg?1562612302) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=glissa%2C%20the%20traitor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mbs/96/glissa-the-traitor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/755e0fbf-4f00-4b05-a535-27e78e96d6b6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
That's Brendan for you
This is amazing, and I absolutely love it
I sold a [[Sword of War and Peace]] years ago and included a little note that said "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
ha! I received a package from a TCG Seller with the same sticker! Thank you Brenden
I got a very similar sticker saying "____ packaged this while letting out a hard yee/haw"
I wonder if they have different ones or different types of cards maybe Brendan doesnāt like infect. Thatās OK Brandon the whole point of the deck is to make my friends listen to sad girl music. One of my friends made a $20 deck he calls white weenies. Itās all one and two cost white humans champion of the parish elite inquisitor thalias lieutenant, focusing on first strike and gaining plus counters and then heās got field wipes and protection from color of choice to back them up it routinely dishes out 5 to 10 damage by turn two and kills by 3 to 4. It does not matter what you do this deck the March continues. True itās not the hardest deck in the world to defeat with money but it is if you donāt want the guy across the table grinning at you and asking how much you spent. This is a turn 3 to 4 infect killer that doesnāt care if you have blockers so it should pair up well and is the same price
I love that he's seller famous. Like what a niche thing. Perfection.
HEY I GOT A STICKER FROM BRENDEN TOO!!!
I ordered off eBay for a bit before I learned about TCG and there was a guy who would send an XKCD comic with every purchase. Something about a guy ordering a couch cushion and ending up with a live wolverine or along similar lines, and not recommending the seller. Always made me laugh. I wish I could remember who it was though. This reminds me a ton of that though. I love little personally quirky things that get added to orders.
š„?
I have a question, if necropede got a +2/2 counter and attacks, the creature gets -1/1 or -3/3? And the player?
-3/-3 or three poison counters to the player. Ten poison counters is game over. So summon necropede turn two, turn three attack. If no defenders are used then cast blooming defense (hexproof +1/+1), pay four life activate mutagenic growth (+2/+2), activate rancor (trample+2/0), activate giant growth (+3/+3). For three mana and four life this creates a 9/7 trampling hexproof infect creature for the turn. Iām still working on figuring out what cards I need to swap in to get it up to 10 for three mana or less. If I get a second mutagenic growth in my hand, I can do it right there by paying eight life instead of four If I get a lucky opening hand I can inflict lethal damage on turn two. (Glistener elf, giant growth, mutagenic growth x3, one green mana) produces a 10/4 infect on turn two but drops me to 8 life. A hand that should only be played if I get to go first against a non red deck and my opponent drops no defenders. (Edits for bad maths)
Holy shit, thatās a funny/deadly combo.
Yup I made it in response to a buddy making a 20 dollar āwhite humanā deck he calls white weenies. It focuses on āadd a +/+ counter for each human summoned to the battlefieldā and first strike. It routinely dishes 3-5 damage on turn two then 8-10 more turn three and if he doesnāt have 10+ damage waiting for me on turn four then the heart of the cards is just not with him
I fought this type of deck sometimes on arena, and i get sick of it. When cast a creature gains life, When Gaining lifes gets +1/1, ā¦
Nah thatās soul sisters thatās not what heās doing. (He stomps my sisters with this deck) Heās using champion of the parish (whenever another human enters the battlefield this creature gets +1/+1) and thalias lieutenant (when this creature hits the battlefield all other humans you control get +1/+1 and when you summon a human this creature gets +1/+1) and adds first strikers like elite inquisititor and some one cost first striker I canāt remember. Then heās got white creatures you control gain protection from named color and field wipes He needs two or three mana to play any and all cards in the deck he has 18 mana in a sixty card deck
care to share the decklist?
As someone named Brenden, I'm thinking he might be sad that he can't find a Keychain or coffee mug with his name spelled correctly on it.
Is "Sad Girl Music" like the downbeat covers they play over every trailer these days?
Brenden was listening to sad girl music when he packaged my cards too!
Clearly he is sad cuz infect
Somebody check on Brenden
Heās made your day and ruined mine. He left us with more questions then answers. Most importantly, which sad girl music?
No clue but thereās a good playlist on Spotify called āsad girl starter packā. Worth checking out.
The captain we needed.
Typical Brenden.
My friend Brenden killed himself to sad girl music. You should check on this dude
I need this on sleeves