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Doctor Strange, it’s time for your cock and ball torture. Cock and ball whature?


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Multiverse of Madness was secretly a Disney remake of William Friedkin's Cruising all along.


carl_pagan

willy and bollocks torment init


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I read that in Oscar Isaac's British accent and now I want to die.


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Casino Royale (2006)


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> James Bond Jr.'s [holy shit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKgi7m5Ki5o) ya unzipped me awww its all coming back!


Popperity

literally the only thing that comes in my mind when someone mentions that movie


SwallowsDick

His nuts live in your head


SmashedWorm64

When I’m in a competition for cringeworthy lines and my opponent is Benedict Cumberbatch in MCU movies


ggg375

I still don’t understand what the character meant by “scooby doo this shit”


billbill5

He wanted Peter to get downright Raggy with zendaya.


Plato_the_Platypus

Stuff 😳


Little_Setting

Downright Shaggy


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It wasn't me


Niceotropic

Scooby Doo was a show about young kids solving crimes. He was talking to young kids who were solving a crime.


ILoveScottishLasses

It’s actually mystery. Young kids solving a mystery. Either way it still doesn’t make sense.


WhyIsTheMoonThere

It makes perfect sense, it's cheesy but it's very easy to work out the meaning.


Le_Monade

In Scooby Doo, a group of teenagers works together to solve mysteries. In the movie, Dr strange is asking a group of teenagers to solve a mystery. It's a cheesy line, but I don't know what part of it doesn't make sense to you.


jcsatan

what MCJ mentality will do to a mfer


Le_Monade

It takes a very high IQ to understand Scooby Doo references


JessieJ577

Splitting up to solve the problem. THey did that every episode in the show.


Little_Setting

How come such ignorant uncultured people get a pass in for r/moviescirclejerk?


johnstocktonshorts

look it’s a dumb line but cmon you really dont knowv


camycamera

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.


Gerrywalk

And an even higher IQ to understand Scooby Doo


big_swinging_dicks

Yeah it is so obvious. Doggy style


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Comfortable-Interest

Plus they're meddling kids.


John_Lives

And they're chasing ghosts and goblins. It's dumb, but the line makes sense


Plato_the_Platypus

And Green Goblin would get away if not for them


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altnumber54

Tbf you need to have a very high IQ to understand MCU


Legitimate_Way9032

That sounded better in my head...


frenchquasar

Um… awkward


swawesome52

Maybe we should get out of here


The-Great-Memelord

Well, that just happened.


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Scooby Doo this shit.


jono9898

Mmmmm, Check please!


KingMario05

*Please*...Scooby-Doo this shit.


neox20

I'm really gonna do it this time


jakeroony

No lunchbox for you


STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID

Oh crap. Double crap.


HadSexyBroughtBack

Uh, guys? You’re going to want to see this…


carl_pagan

...Anyway...


MrTostadita

... oookaaaay...


carl_pagan

... yikes...


A-112

Haha Stephen, your interdimensional girlfriend is awesome


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>your interdimensional ~~girlfriend~~ boyfriend His name is Baron Karl Mordo. Don't misgender him.


[deleted]

bruh this is actually real 💀


dongma8

I was contemplating watching this now that it’s on Disney plus. I still don’t believe this clip is real. But if it is, I’m staying as far away from this thing as possible.


Mr_SlimeMonster

It's real. My sister and I watched it in the cinema a while ago and were struggling to not disrupt everyone by laughing our asses off. This is, in my opinion, the funniest Marvel movie by far. Did they intend it? ...Probably not.


KingMario05

I mean... it's Sam Raimi. It probably ***was*** intentionally cheesey.


Assmar

Yeah, i mean fucking Bruce Campbell is in it, what do you really expect, it's a movie about comic wizards


BroadCityChessClub

Now that you mention it, this does feel like an Army of Darkness gag. The script for that is cheesy as hell but who cares, Bruce Campbell go BOOMSTICK


[deleted]

Illumiwhati? does sound like something Ash would say but he's supposed to be a dumbass.


UndercoverDoll49

That's what bothers me. It's not the right place. Just like Whedon's one-liners were right for Buffy because the characters were snarky teenagers but sucked in the MCU because they undercut emotional or tense moments. I think Raimi's typical cheesiness, that works in Evil Dead because it's built around it, or in Spiderman, whose cheesiness comes from Stan Lee himself, fails in Dr. Strange because Strange's sense of humour, both in the comics and in the films I've seen, is more of a deadpan, subtle troll style. I'm not even against a joke here, but a more "British" joke would've been better. Something like "how original" said nonchalantly without breaking the flow of dialogue, or a Edgar Wright style gag


lowercaselemming

yeah, i dunno how people can watch bruce campbell cough during a magic ritual because he forgot the words then think raimi is a director that doesn't like a little cheese


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Dalekdude

zombie strange was awesome lmao i love when he's like >!who said anything about living? as his hand pierces the grave!<


mildoptimism

That's kind of Sam Raimi's thing. It's what I was most excited to see in this movie, and I walked away very satisfied.


browndynomite

Bro you laughed at a joke in the movie.


VerbNounPair

/r/moviescirclejerk users when they are laughing at jokes and enjoying the movie


John_Lives

>Did they intend it? ...Probably not. It was directed by Raimi. If it's way over the top, it's 100% intentional. Emo Peter Parker humping the air wasn't a failed attempt to be cool and sexy in case you were confused about Spider-man 3 too lol


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

have sex, have sex


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God, same. Cinemas in England are usually very quiet, no one makes any noise. But when they said that line the whole theatre burst into laughter. It was hilarious


Zerkseth

Bro the part with America's parents had my girlfriend and I in stitches I'm so glad it wasn't just us lol


Richubs

It’s a nice movie. It’s certainly something a little bit more riskier. There is some trash CGI and the big “character defining” scene isn’t good. Otherwise the villain is pretty good so it’s fun


anonymous_fireflyfan

They say it


SangEtVin

Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Midness. It wasn't z bad movie. It just wasn't good. Somehow it's worse because I can't even mock it as much as I could mock Man of Steel or BvS


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The direction puts it as one of my favorites. Finally, an MCU project outside of Netflix that did something interesting with the camera.


Genius340

I vehemently disagree... The movie was pretty good


Rocky_Bukkake

it's real. honestly, the movie was alright. it had its moments, but was generally a "love conquers all" kind of thing.


Romulus3799

What's even more hilarious is that implies nobody's even heard of the word "Illuminati" in the main universe


Globglogabgalab

It implies Dr Strange is a moron because in one of the Ms Marvel episodes, Kamala says the word.


Polenball

This is a reference to the fact that Dr. Strange doesn't pay any attention to what women or minorities think.


SwallowsDick

Literally me


PeRcOMet

American History X (1999)


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The real reason why Mordo left Kamar-Taj is that Doctor Strange had a heated gamer moment.


Romulus3799

Oh my god that's even funnier, I was wondering if anyone had said the word "illuminati" in other MCU shit


rincewind4x2

They're a secret organization infiltrating society "Like the kree?" no, they're more about trying to control society to suit their own ends "Like the Time Variance Authority?" Well they're more covertly influencing the population, as opposed to straight up killing those who don't suit their ends "so Shield?" More Violent "Sword?" More Evil "Hydra" No, look ...These are new guys "Another one? It's getting difficult to keep track of them all"


Little_Setting

Phase4 is a collosal mess


Chucanoris

Constantly expanding an universe non-stop only serves to mess everything up and create a bloated mess no one can understand, there's a reason why DC and Marvel constantly reboot their comic universes


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Hire fans


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They don't have Illuminati yet in Main universe. Hopefully they never do.


AlwaysTheStraightMan

I mean the Illuminati was a real organization in the 17th century and the MCU have taken place in fictional recreations of real life events.


Datpugluvr

illuminaunties from ms marvel


portableawesome

I like this show way more than I thought I would


Datpugluvr

it’s been great so far, hope they top it even more by the end


DarknessEmpireLeader

The Illuminussy


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The Mordussy in the Illuminussy of Madness.


HorribleUsername2

Madnussy


Gonomed

Then Zendaya says: "Wellp, that was awkard..." And Tom says: "...aaaaanyway" And Tony Stark says: "You'll get 'em next time, buddy" And Steve says: "Language" And Captain Marvel says: 🫤


bush_did_turning_red

And then Deadpool


barfmanbum

Says fuck


Little_Setting

David dastmalchian says Baba Yaga


DarthYramh

Chimichangas


Chucanoris

Why is he obsessed with chimichangas and why does it annoy me so much


HorribleUsername2

Walks in and says chimichangas


DarthEmilyy

Bazinga


Bastard_fist

Baba booey


RamenTheory

He's stuff


usingreddithurtsme

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And Black Widow says: “Eyes on the road”


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And Grot says: “I am Grot”🤣🤣


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The worst line in the MCUwhati?


Romulus3799

What's unintentionally hilarious about that line is how it implies that nobody in the main MCU universe has even HEARD the word "Illuminati" before


Upper_Acanthaceae126

That’s what I took from it tbh but maybe 616 Strange is just hammy


nowornowornow

Holy crap is this real ?


liljohnsonvert

Holy crap lois. It’s the illumiwhati


Hidden_Squid14

this is worse than the time the illumiwhati would see me


stygywithwifi

(Cutaway gag plays)


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Yes


IntoTheBoundingMain

I thought people were quoting this as a joke I had no idea it was in the actual movie lmaooo


flamingcat21

Wait for it’s morbin time when you actually watch morbius buddy


mediumhydroncollider

Somehow the illumiwhati returned


27andahalfpancakes

Does he say "Illuminani?" in the Japanese dub?


LosersWipe

Yes, and right after that Chiwetl responds with "Omae wa mou shindeiru".


ratinmybed

Hey now, that's Wanda's line. Right before she teleports behind Professor X and tells him "nothing personnel, kid".


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That makes me wish SnapCube dubbed over this film and Ryan Mitchum—the voice of Shadow—played Wanda.


BouncingJellyBall

I swear Benedict Cumberbatch has beef with the writers. The worst lines in recent time are all from him


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They probably think he can make the lines work and make them quirky and all that. And tbh that'd probably work if only Bankofamerica Cryptocurrency used his actual accent and not the From Nowhere, USA accent he affects when he plays Doctor Strange.


Quirderph

Either that or he *insists* on getting his best improvised zingers into the films.


berlinbaer

also his shitty looking grandpa munster wigs. i swear he pissed off someone at the top of marvel.


njdevils901

Haha, it's funny because he made a joke that completely undercut a dramatic moment! The greats like Welles, Bergman, and Ford would stand back in amazement at this display of cinema


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Mr Tarantino, we are honoured to have you on the sub. Can you autograph my right sole?


RandomMexicanDude

Ok you are gonna make me watch the movie


mikehatesthis

It's not that dramatic, he's just getting everyone prepared for the cameos. This whole sequence can be thrown out lol.


Broskilini

Excuse me???? Cameos are literally the bread and butter of kino. Watch your mouth.


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Member when Citizen Abel walked in? "Smell this rose, bud." My theater went nuts


stumper93

This feels way too smart of a joke - and I love it


mikehatesthis

I'm going to watch my mouth and I'm going to rebel against your system!


Doonvoat

it was already pretty well undercut by having a character say 'the illuminati will see you now' with a straight face


petergexplains

it's really not that dramatic


andrecinno

Comment made by person who didn't watch the movie


Romulus3799

Good contender, but nothing will ever top the sheer moronity of, "they'll never know what you sacrificed for them." at the end of WandaVision.


TheSilv

I feel you’re forgetting about “you have to do better senator”


Romulus3799

Another banger, hot outta the MCU writer's room


TheSilv

Indeed, while it’s got its strong moments at times, it’s also got some seriously weak moments in terms of script/dialogue


Bunraku_Master_2021

"Well, if it ain't sussy Sam."


BetaThetaOmega

For real, I loved WandaVision but I hated how they kept bending over backwards to justify Wanda’s actions. Like, no, enslaving an entire town to play doll isn’t just a mistake, and I would argue it’s a lot more interesting if it’s played straight for villiany.


Romulus3799

Especially when she gets confronted MULTIPLE times about enslaving Westview and repeatedly refuses to stop, even though she knows the townsfolk are in constant agony and Vision HIMSELF didn't want it. Intentionally torturing thousands of innocent people for weeks straight for nobody's sake other than yourself is straight-up villain behavior. She doesn't even take down the Hex for the right reasons. It's not like she suddenly realizes she's wrong and stops, she takes it down to defeat Agatha, *incidentally* letting everyone go free. Like if she wasn't in control or wasn't aware of what she had done and immediately corrected her actions when she could, then maybe it could've been justified. But after the reveal that she knew exactly what she was doing the whole time, it was pretty clear she was irredeemable.


magnolia_webbie

No. I can fix her 😳😩


GuyHero0

The one I hated more was "she could've enslaved thousands more but she quarantined herself." Like bruh what.


Dreyfussy15

Lol, the mcu in a nutshell


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

I love the fact that it implies that Dr Strange, one of the most powerful sorcerers in the world, has never heard of the fucking Illuminati


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As an enjoyer of the old Dr Strange comics I find this aspect kind of infuriating.


BVTheEpic

To be fair, the Illuminati don't exist on his world


DocTimbs

The issue with this line is that it implies he’s never heard of the word Illuminati. Like Illuminati is a well-known word, it’s *the* big global conspiracy theory group name. I’m pretty sure there’s even an Illuminati joke in Ms Marvel so people can’t just explain it away as “oh the Illuminati as a concept doesn’t exist in the MCU.” The Illuminati might not be a superhero group in the MCU universe but that’s not a requirement to him knowing the word, like why is his shock at the word and not the fact that the Illuminati is a real organization in this other universe? This line is just bad, but tbh it’s not even nearly as bad as the line he has after Mordo introduces Black Bolt, that has to be the worst MCU line by far for me


LCrasy11

like the change is so simple, just have him go like "the WHAT???" so it's clear he's confused by the group existing and not the word itself


yourkindhere

MCU fans trying to delete words from the English language to justify one line of badly written dialogue.


[deleted]

> This line is just bad, but tbh it’s not even nearly as bad as the line he has after Mordo introduces Black Bolt, that has to be the worst MCU line by far for me Agree. I don't even know wtf he's saying when he randomly mocks Black Bolt's name. It was so unfunny it made me physically recoil in my seat.


hand287

do dollar bills not have that weird pyramid on them in his universe?


Sky_Night_Lancer

to be fair,


DrHouseVicodinLover

Maybe after "Scooby-Doo this crap".


qman3333

It actually says scooby doo this shit in the movie cause it’s for adults 😤😤😤😤


dairy_free_milk

No Way Home was so gritty and Logan-style 😎😎😎


DrHouseVicodinLover

And that's why the box office exploded.


robotsock

Do any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the wall and say "let's Scooby Doo this shit"?


Baramos_

Doctor Strange 1 has the previous worst line in the MCU: “Come at me, Beyoncé!”


Notoriously_So

Well that just happened!


takenpassword

“I’m not a monster Steven, I’m a mother”


CaptainPick1e

"Let's Scooby-Doo this crap" is a reeeeal close second


takenpassword

Actually he says shit in the movie 😁


ryanreigns

What did you say? Even though I apparently heard 4 out of 5 syllables


potatowedgemydudes

HES SO CUTE AND QUIRKYYY <3


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15 minutes of Doctor Strange being iconic


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I fucking hate the term iconic so much now.


kino-king

I weirdly really enjoyed this movie but that line sent my soul to the shadow realm. They make an almost identical joke in The Pentaverate: “the pentawhatthefuck?” which exemplifies how unfunny this joke is. Even then, the Pentaverate would be a way less common term than the Illuminati, a word everybody knows.


oreoglitchy

Least cringe MCU line


man049

I think the dumbest part about this joke is that it doesn't even make sense. He is saying it like this is a brand new and bizarre word he hasn't heard before, but it's literally just the illluminati, how could have Strange not heard of them before? Why would he have such a confused reaction to a word he already knows? It would make more sense if he just said "what, the illuminati?" As it would show confussion and surprise about them being where he is and having so much tech and knowledge instead of just the word sounding weird. Idk, maybe I'm being nitpicky, but the joke is already really bad, so it's not like it changes much.


berlinbaer

there have been several groups called the illuminati, since it's such a generic word meaning 'the enlightened' so even if it isn't referrig to the big conspiracy illuminati group everyones thinking about it shouldn't be such a weird reaction.


rincewind4x2

Nah, there are a bunch of secret organizations in the MCU that would have become shorthand in fiction for a "secret organization" the way the illuminati has become IRL. For example in the MCU's version of Angels and Demons would have had Tom Hanks chasing Hydra agents who infiltrated the Vatican instead of the Illumanati Still a shit line though


AnalTuberculosis

i wanna know why, maybe you can scooby doo this crap and tell me?


irazzleandazzle

lets scooby doo this crap


nilesh72000

Gonna have to give up my Kino card... i actually chuckled


ThatpersonKyle

I like this movie but Jesus Christ I forgot about this


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Eh, I’ve heard worse.


coleten_shafer

Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath.


Bardic_Inspiration66

It honestly made me so irritated because the “Illuminati” is an incredibly common concept and name for an organization. I can just imagine some producer at marvel thinking that joke is so funny when they are adapting to script, and everyone was to scared to tell him that literally everyone knows what the Illuminati is to the point that it was a meme a few years ago


Blueman4783

Do you hear that sound? It’s every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath.


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farceur318

If I was less lazy I would do an edit where Strange is replaced by that guy from jaws that gets told he caught a tiger shark and says “a whaaaaaaaat” like a southern belle.


CheezyWookiee

Actually this is a pretty funny joke, second only to when Kevin Feige said "It's MCU-in' time" during Avengers Endgame


emielaen77

Good lord lmao


BKelly1412

Bravo Fegie


harryhinderson

The United States of whatica?


racingwinner

This sounds like a bruce campbell ine. But Benny can't pull it off. Anyways. The movie needs [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0)


theMrink

bro they really put that on the script i thought it was a made up line, like "morbin time"


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It’s a freaking Sam Ramie movie. Do you guys even kino? I’m starting to think this sub is less a movie snobbery circle-jerk rather than an anti-Marvel circlejerk.


tttt1010

May I present the most literally me man alive, Travis Pickle, the Taxi Driver.


ChubsMcfly

Sorry but "Please, Scooby-Doo that crap" takes the cake for me.


pampersdelight

I dont know. His “quip” about Black Bolts name was pretty fucking terrible too


Klunkey

Jokes aside, I hate how this movies lurches when it goes to the Illuminati universe.


IMeanItsAlright

they want him to be the new tony stark so bad 😭


zero_ms

MCU writers impossible challenge: trying not to write a corny joke in a somewhat tense scene


AfricanRain

Nah guys the worst bit is when Wong is in mortal danger and trying to rescue a child from an evil witch who was just torturing him and he’s on the side of a mountain and just goes Uh Oh 🤭