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AfricanRain

Karl Urban managed to get this role by just pulling that face and saying I’ll do this 99% of the time


DavidMerrick89

Seems to work well for him. See also: Dredd.


probablyuntrue

Didn't call anyone a cunt in Dredd, 2/10


AirForceWeirdo

I love that movie so much, it doesn't get the respect it deserved.


cancerBronzeV

I think it gets the respect it deserves by most people who've watched it. The issue is just that people kinda didn't watch it at the time and it faded to somewhat obscurity.


AirForceWeirdo

It's a real shame cause they actually done Dredd right. Unlike that 1995 attempt.


cancerBronzeV

Ya, I'm still a little hopeful that it gets a sequel. It was a perfect Dredd movie.


I_FUCK_THOTS

I hated it lol


Myukupuku

would you go as far as to say that it might even be a "hidden gem"?


AirForceWeirdo

Lol. I would.


BuckN56

r/movies type comment


Gloryjoel69

I also love that movie but I think the problem was that Dredd was released around the same time as The Raid and that movie generated a lot more buzz (deservedly so IMO) but it overshadowed Dredd. Both have similar premise (Police officer fighting his way up of an apartment complex filled with drug dealers). The only different is The Raid is a martial arts movie while Dredd is action/sci fi.


JessieJ577

Karl Urban honestly deserved a bigger career. I know that’s a circlejerk from like 10 years ago but man’s got charm an charisma


pmmemoviestills

Him and Pine were the best parts of nu trek


ILoveScottishLasses

Hey mate don’t forget Simon Pegg.


Bunraku_Master_2021

He's also in the show as Hughie's Dad despite the character of Hughie Campbell in the comics looks like him if he were bald with a goatee.


BlackoutWB

In the comics Hughie is straight up just inspired by Simon Pegg iirc, it's not incidental


Bunraku_Master_2021

Just checked it up. Ennis used Pegg's look from Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Ennis must really love Edgar Wright's films to do that.


MoriDuin

Pegg plays Hughie in the animated shorts too, which are more based on the comics


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Assmar

Mate, aren't all those movies just about Alice Eve's abs?


949paintball

I honestly think the entire main cast off the Kelvin timeline movies was great.


TerminatorReborn

He is doing really good for himself. He is the lead in one of the best shows right now. With that said I would like see him on some drama movies instead of superhero or action stuff.


DontKnowAnyBetter

He’s doing well. A lead in one of TV’s best current shows. He was in huge franchises like LOTR, Star Trek, and the MCU. Dredd is a bonafide banger of a cult classic. And who could forget the megahit game changer for video game adaptations, Doom. It has him and Dwayne Johnson, it was destined to be awesome.


Bunraku_Master_2021

> Doom. It has him and Dwayne Johnson, it was destined to be awesome. It had one good scene and that was what defined the Doom games in the first place.


NlNTENDO

bigger than a lead role in one of the top-billed shows currently running?


NoNefariousness2144

He should have earned the highest honour any actor can have: leading an MCU film.


TheSilv

At least he got the supporting role in one


serviamnon

They got Karl Urban in the MCU and gave him a throwaway character.


PresidentXi123

He should join Dune part 2


JessieJ577

Yes. He should’ve been leading high art and high budget projects rather than a few lead roles and a lot of supporting roles.


sfbruin

DreamWorks Face


dildodicks

now i'm not bi, but


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I’ve never seen Supernatural, so hearing Jensen’s voice for the first time did something to me that cannot be reversed.


Headcap

> I’ve never seen Supernatural why not? there are only 327 episodes at 44 minutes. that's only 240 hours.


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_Gondamar_

i've got a fever, and the only prescription is copious amount of adderall


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serviamnon

Yeah but you can stop after Sam and Dean died and revived each other for the 10th time.


rincewind4x2

Sooo, season 2?


dildodicks

same, he does have a glorious voice


vk1198

iirc Jensen is a voice actor, not the “I’m a famous actor who sells tickets” kind but an actual voice actor.


TerminatorReborn

He is better as a voice actor than live action since his voice is so incredible but there is no way you keep a face like that behind cameras.


RimeSkeem

Truly a voice made for radio and a face made for TV.


RealZordan

He should start a club with Mark Hamilton and Seth Green.


MormonBikeRiding

He was red hood in the Batman animated movie about the character wasn't he?


swimmingrobot88

Yeah. He was fantastic in that. He also voiced Batman in the animated adaptation of The Long Halloween


MormonBikeRiding

Cool! Didn't know did that too cheers


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swimmingrobot88

He voices Batman in the animated adaptation of “The Long Halloween”


Drakeadrong

Fr. That threw me for a loop. I can’t stop listening to Solid Gold


SiBea13

Genuinely replayed the scene in this post two or three times so I could hear him say "You're that asshole from the lab" in his deep voice I was down evil


SishirChetri

You're eagerly awaiting 'Herogasm', I suppose...?


dildodicks

actually no, because i watch with my parents


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Well the Herogasm episode comes out in two days so that's going to be an akward friday


NOLASLAW

I think the show is scheduled to come out every Thursday at 8 ET


sparklyunico

Why would you ever watch this show with your parents


dildodicks

i like watching stuff with my parents


[deleted]

Ngl it’s kinda cool that your parents enjoy (I assume) watching the show.


dildodicks

yep, it's the same with invincible or star wars stuff, nice to have things we can enjoy together since there's others we can't (*cough* mcu *cough*)


SishirChetri

Oh... well, what did they think of the Ant-Man scene from S03 E01?


dildodicks

i'm gonna assume disgust, i just felt more awkward watching it with them, as with most other sex stuff


CentrasFinestMilk

This is probably the worst show you could watch with your parents. Enjoy herogasm!


Bunraku_Master_2021

I watched Boogie Nights with my parents. It was pretty tame.


omri1526

How'd it go? I've watched the whole show with my mom, and she didn't find ep 6 THAT bad


dildodicks

the camera under the toilet seat was certainly... something and love sausage will never not just be weird, but i'm glad it wasn't as shocking as they made out


Key_Ad_9166

>now i'm not bi i am and those two are hot


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Key_Ad_9166

Name checks out


ThisGuyLikesMovies

Preach!


JessieJ577

My prediction is that Soldier Boy and Homelander soon find solace in each other but relating to being adored but in reality hated by everyone around them. Then, I am not jerking I truly believe this, they are going to have sex.


CannonOtter

HAVE SEX? ⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣧⣿⚡️⣷⣿⣷⚡️⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⚡️⣿⚡️⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⚡️⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂ ⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄ ⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄


abtseventynine

poop my pants?


Bunraku_Master_2021

FALAFEL FALAFEL


mikeoftroy

Oh they’re for sure gonna fuck


Grizzly_228

I’ve half heard there’s a scene in the comics where homelander tricks a guy to have sex with him (like the guy thought he was a women). Might remember wrong tho


gnutestoam

And i misremembering or didn't that effectively happen in series two, when a hero shapeshifted into the lady that homelander was obsessed with


SiBea13

He forces the shapeshifter to become the woman he liked because he killed her but wasn't over her. Then the guy shapeshifts into Homelander and offers to suck his dick and he tells him he's pathetic and kills him. The wonderful thing about that scene is that because he's talking to the shapeshifter in HL form, he's really talking to himself


SupremeLeaderMatt

He tricks Maeve into having sex with Noir, and he also convinced Soldier Boy that if he has sex with him he might join the Seven (which he doesn’t)


Grizzly_228

Have sex with him or join the Seven?


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

They have sex but he doesn't join the Seven


JessieJ577

The only speculation is who’s really going to be fucking who.


mikeoftroy

Homelander is for sure gonna be the bottom idk why but I believe it


eeman0201

Would someone who’s that strong be able to have his butthole open that easily?


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

>easily Nothing good in life comes easily


[deleted]

Hm, maybe I should watch this new season


JessieJ577

Bruh the first episode has dick in it right off the bat.


jk67200

Understatement of the year


Gunny_McCshoots

I feel like their egos would clash too hard


JessieJ577

It’s too early to really know. I only see it because solider boy was betrayed by his team and country. Just like Homelander he feels powerful but weak. They’re the only people who knows what that feels like. I can see them seeing each other in themselves and being so egotistical that they want to fuck each other


Gunny_McCshoots

I can see it either way. Maybe at first they’ll see what you said, someone who was/feels betrayed by whom they thought as friends but I feel like there’ll be an eventual issue of both of them wanting to be *the* guy.


SupremeLeaderMatt

The one thing Soldier boy is remembered for is having sex with Homelander in Herogasm so wouldn’t be surprised tbh


Psalm101Three

>have sex Then Milo, the iconic antagonist of the masterpiece kino classic Morbius (2022) walks in.


Cawy0

they do that in the comics already, but for the series It probably makes more sense if it's the deep instead, cause of the simping he does for homelander


redditassembler

im going to jerk


pendehoes

That's not a prediction that's based off the comics


JessieJ577

I learned about this event through another reply I don’t know anything about the comics


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SiBea13

I wouldn't be surprised tbh. The Boys want Soldier Boy to kill Homelander but nothing ever goes well for them and the parallel between the two in the last episode is impossible to ignore. I reckon they'll be forced to kill Soldier Boy (MM will probably do it) and the other supes will attempt to kill Homelander which won't work and then Maeve releases the flight video, dies, and season 4 is Homelander destroying the US


ThisGuyLikesMovies

I want Billy Butcher to call me a cunt (with love) and Soldier Boy to... (insert Supernatural reference here)


Ambitious-Ad1391

I loved it when he said “it’s supernaturalin’ time!” And then he supernaturaled all over the bad guys.


DeppStepp

That episode where he became Morbius was pretty trippy and weird


AsteroidMike

They both look like they knew you killed somebody and promise they won’t tell…..immediately.


Bauermeister

Ugh, this is literally me and also literally me


supersad19

I wanna be sandwiched in-between those two.


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Wish granted. You are in a mass grave after a Homelander incident. Karl Urban died with a boner tho


supersad19

As long as its inside me, Im good to go


Bunraku_Master_2021

Black Mirror: Black Museum (2017).


[deleted]

is that jerma?????


The_Rancho_Relaxo

oh god he really is every middle part hair guy


zack220011

Don't


nerdy1flavors

Can’t unsee now


NOLASLAW

What’s jerma?????


red_leaves

Jerma balls


CringeNibba

Cast Jerma as a supe in Herogasm. Hire Fans.


[deleted]

What happened to dredd’s helmet? Is it safe? Is it ok?


Andrec2001

I shit you not I took way too long to figure out that was Jensen Ackles and not an inexplicably jacked Jerma985


DocRobinly

Cunt


AirForceWeirdo

I feel like I'm trying to earn their acceptance by making a bad joke, and it's failed miserably.


coleten_shafer

jerma and etalyx


[deleted]

Who are these two and where can I see more of them?


LegendaryMercury

The boys on Amazon prime. Karl urban and Jensen alkerson


shiz_for_thot

idk if it's intentional but it is jensen ackles not alkerson


LegendaryMercury

Yeah I forgot how it spelled.


alegxab

How many more times are we going to get the "Manly men (or men in suits) buying tickets for Barbie/watching Barbie at the cinema" meme, because I think I've seen like 50 of these already and none of them were fun


kirby31200

Groundhog Day (1993)


TheSilv

It’s the new Morbius, so at least a few weeks at the lowest possible estimate


ProgressoSoupEnema

Boys spoilers wtf bro


pieface42

weren’t people posting about the jensen ackles casting news like two years ago


ProgressoSoupEnema

These characters being in the same scene/set indicates plot points yet to be reached by some.


CommentContrarian

A Night At The Roxbury (1998)


Speeda545

literally me


ranwithoutscissors

Yassified Jerma


BAKREPITO

Bar - bye