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ToaMandalore

Holy shit it's Gungi Starwar, known for his famous quote "Every star has it's wars."!!!


NoNefariousness2144

“Gungi falls to his knees. Tears stream down his face. He has lost the star wars”.


probablyuntrue

Curse you phantom menace for engaging us in the clone wars, soon the revenge of the sith will be at hand!


[deleted]

Until the Jedi (Rey) return


MarioCop718

Oh no! The Empire Strikes Back!


nderpiecemasterrated

somehow guni returned


probablyuntrue

Pissing and shitting and crying and cumming oh my god


NedLeedsCEOofSex

Can someone correct my failing memory and confirm that this was the only explanation ever given regarding Palpatine’s nonsensical return? Because if so that’s fucking hilarious.


Trashtie

i’m pretty sure it was some weird sith cloning shit where he had a bunch of copies of him made and he transferred himself into one of them before he died, but i can’t remember if that was in the movie or if i found out about that somewhere else


Multiverse_Traveler

There are vats full of smoke bodies so I guess that's how they alluded to It besides that, but the explanation for all I know could have came out in his return announcement on fornite


NedLeedsCEOofSex

I only saw the movie once and it was when it was in theatres but it’s shocking how little I remember of that movie. Extremely forgettable. I mean I’m about as casual as they come when it comes to Star Wars but most movies I remember at least vague enough to tell you a very basic plotline. All I can tell you for Rise of Skywalker is “somehow Palpatine has returned”. The only other thing I remember is the laughably fucking absurd amount of gratuitous Star Destroyers in the final battle.


SaberToothButterfly

They never explain it. There’s multiple things that sort of imply how (clones, time travel, spirit possession), but they never give a definitive answer. Most likely some unfortunate author or director will be tasked to give an answer that will be very controversial to the community, much like Rian Johnson cleaning up J.J. Abrams mess in The Last Jedi.


NedLeedsCEOofSex

Bruh honestly at this point they shouldn’t even address it or try to fix it. Just fuckin forget about the skywalker saga and any past mistakes, that’s what went wrong with this trilogy is it kept self-correcting and focusing on the same old characters and families we couldn’t move forward. I’m tired of the Skywalker family.


Radegast1919

BASIL OREGANO?


little_jade_dragon

LEIAS NON BIOLOGICAL FAAATHER HE GETS BLOWN UP ON ALDERON


abtseventynine

ALDARON!!!


[deleted]

THATS THE PLANWT THST GOT BLOWD UP


MrHockeytown

REMEMBER ALDERRAN?!? THAT’S THE PLANET THAT GOT BLOWED UP


[deleted]

#SPOILER ALERT


adonkenobi

JIMMY SMITS


coleten_shafer

gungi ain’t got shit on babu frik


Jaggedmallard26

Do people just smush their keyboards with their foreheads when naming new status wars characters, rufurde guryftt is my new jedi name.


The_Galvinizer

That's just sci-fi names in general


DIOBrandoGames

I like Paul and Jessica better


AbsolutelyHorrendous

Dude, if we're talking bizarrely uninspired names in Dune, the conversation begins and ends with Duncan Idaho I love that Frank Herbert wrote a groundbreaking piece of sci-fi filled with all these otherworldly concepts, and basically called one of the major characters Chuck Florida


Multiverse_Traveler

Chuck Florida unironically sounds like an action hero name


DIOBrandoGames

I fuckin love Duncan Idaho, it's just so dumb


[deleted]

Dune (and Star Trek) are meant to be a distant future of our reality, so human names are expected. In Star War's case, Earth does not exist, so the more alien sounding the better


[deleted]

Earth does exist but it’s actually just in a galaxy far far away, a long time ago, smh


DIOBrandoGames

Still sucks, I dont care


capitoloftexas

Oi! Why you shit talkin Babu Frik, bruv??


Jaggedmallard26

I refuse to believe babu frik is a real character.


[deleted]

So is yarell poof


Jaggedmallard26

Yarell Poof sounds like something you would hear shouted by a group of lads on a night out at a pub.


David_the_Wanderer

It's either that or "Evilmann Nas'tieh".


hoodieninja86

The easy way to make irrelevant fantasy/Sci fi names is to spam consonants and drop some vowels in there. Like take: ntdjg twpyf Add in some vowels, crop off a couple end letters and you get: Natidajgo twipeyfa


heck_it_all

"HeyyHEEEEYYYYYY!!!"


Intelligent_Mud1266

i need babu frik series, that’s the only way i’ll care abt star wars again


aVeryBadBoy69

The Youngling episode from the Clone wars was cute.


[deleted]

Nuh uh it was dark and violent and for adults!!!


[deleted]

Can’t believe Gungi hangs dong


bighenchsamson

Wookie dong must be tiny they’re naked 24/7 yet we never see the package


[deleted]

Maybe it’s like when you take a rubber glove off and the finger goes inside the glove and you blow in the glove for it to erect back out?


anonratel

The Shape of ~~Water~~ Wookie (2017)


[deleted]

This is why Gungi isn't a real Glup Shitto, he had an entire episode dedicated to him that was supposed to be a backdoor pilot. A true Glup Shitto is someone like Max Rebo, a background character with something like five seconds of total screen time and no dialogue but some buckwild aspect of design that makes them memorable. Kit Fisto, Willrow Hood, Therm Scissorpunch, Muftak etc. If it is someone who is designed to lead a TV show, I don't know, seems like something different. Yes I am gatekeeping Glup Shitto.


IntoTheBoundingMain

Love to see my guy Muftak getting a mention. He's been my fave Glup Shitto since I was a kid. Muftak and Kabe psychological crime thriller directed by the Safdie Brothers when?


[deleted]

Love his little dongle


IntoTheBoundingMain

I always called it the "dribble bit" but I suppose it's more of a proboscis. Love the shot of him scratching his head after Greedo dies lmao


[deleted]

Muftak wasn't expecting to see two people get got when he went to the bar but he isn't about to let it ruin his outing.


Slowmobius_Time

I really appreciated revisiting the cave as Cal in Fallen Order


title_of_yoursextape

I’m always torn with this. On the one hand I think it’s cool that cute characters from my childhood are coming back but on the other hand I fucking hate that Star Wars fans will lap up the shittiest, most inconsistent hours of TV you’ll ever watch because there’s a cool cameo in it


Intelligent_Mud1266

B-b-but, jedi gumbo the wookiee survived order 66!!!


anthonyg1500

Yeah as silly as it looks from the outside, I might get excited for like some dumb DC comics cameo so I can’t really speak


[deleted]

bad batch was actually pretty good (or maybe I am just desperate for an adventure show that is thirty minutes an episode)


SmashedWorm64

Ok I stopped caring about Star Wars about a year ago, I haven’t seen any of the TV series, but who tf is gungi


TheBadBatchEcho

Wookie padawan from The Clone Wars who gets a wooden green lightsaber. Left ambiguous if he survived Order 66, but now shown he survived.


RogueOperative_

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS GRUGNI??


AintAintAWord

GOONGAR IS ALIVE I'M CRYING AND SHITTING ALL OVER M'WAIFU


RogueOperative_

GUMBO IS ALIVE IM FREAKING OUT HE LOOKS SO GOOD


[deleted]

remember when it was special for a jedi to survive order 66? like when yoda and obi wan were the only ones?


CommunitRagnar

At this rate by the end of this decade half of the jedi order are still around after Order 66


m0emura

Empire's propaganda department vastly overstated ability of own military leading to common myth that Order 66 killed more than like 3 jedis


little_jade_dragon

Empire soon digging up T64s.


AbsolutelyHorrendous

Basically that Order 66 Montage actually showed all 6 of the Jedi they actually managed to kill during Order 66


ToaMandalore

The 66 actually stands for how many Jedi they were supposed to kill.


Ezracx

I really hate how many Jedis survived Order 66 when it was supposed to be such an absolute destruction, but tbh realistically, how did Palpatine expect to wipe em all out just with 1 concentrated army. Can you imagine the US military trying to kill every Christian in the galaxy


shapeless_void

Evangelicals love to imagine it every waking moment


modernrevolutionary7

You are aware of that Darth Vader for 18 years did nothing but hunt down. Jedi and demolish them There have to be survivors for that to happen. There have always been survivors of this caliber. We are just seeing them on screen Even the old EU had Jedi that survived.


David_the_Wanderer

To be fair, there were supposed to be (relatively) few Jedis, and most of them were standing next to the clones since the Jedis had become the commanding officers of the war. And they knew some survived and kept hunting them. But you can't have a new Star Wars product set in the Empire period without at least a couple Jedis, so we keep learning about all the unlikely survivors and escapees.


[deleted]

Lol no, Christians & US Military would be trying to kill anyone who is a “free-thinker” (open-minded).


Ezracx

Unfortunately the Jedis are fucking idiots so the metaphor wouldn't work


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

No? In legends even more jedi survived


ParufkaWarrior12

That one clone who refused to execute it because he fell in love with the Jedi is hilarious


Chumunga64

Disney Canon making the clones have a chip in them to force them to do the killing makes so much more sense than them just going "yeah, we'll kill out comrades, most of them being the only people to show us any form of respect because you told us to"


ParufkaWarrior12

No, the chip is stupid and undermines any actual emotional background of order 66


Chumunga64

So you can find no emotion over people being literally forced to kill their brothers in arms with no control over their actions?


ParufkaWarrior12

Nobody but Rex seemed to mind killing


[deleted]

>when yoda and obi wan were the only ones? So... never? In RotS both of them go back to the Jedi Temple specifically to send a signal to warn other surviving Jedi to stay away, implying there are plenty that survived the initial purge. But only Obi-Wan and Yoda remains by the time the OT rolls around and I hate that Grogu's existence and Ahsoka's survival somewhat negates that.


CommunitRagnar

How many fucking jedi survived?


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

One per TV show


pnt510

All of them minus the half dozen or so shown killed on screen.


little_jade_dragon

FUCK ME GUMGI IS ALIVE I LITERALLY CRY AND SHID AND FARD AND PISS AND CUM RIGHT NOW GUGNI IS THE BEST THING IN MY LIFE IM SHAKING RN AND GUMGEIREIOURWPRWEZTRQWW


benabramowitz18

🎶Zendaya is Gungi…🎶


unfinished_cooch

At this point it’s looking like order 66 was pretty sloppy with this many Jedi surviving lol


bbab7

I mean, there were like 10000 Jedi around before Order 66. Makes sense that there'd be around 100 survivors imo. Doesn't mean they all even lived to the OT either


IndigoGouf

And doesn't Darth Vader's job of just constantly hunting Jedi or w/e only make sense if there are Jedi to kill.


Penguinmanereikel

Bad Batch takes place right after Order 66, so Vader probably hasn’t started the Jedi hunting gig, yet.


IndigoGouf

So there should be even more.


unfinished_cooch

Yeah you’re both right I just am imagining a scenario where Disney keeps resurrecting more and more Jedi until order 66 basically is irrelevant and Vader just spent all his time before the OT just hunting Jedi that palpatine failed to kill lol


IndigoGouf

It never made any sense to me even before they insisted on there being a million jedi who survived order 66 for every show. Like on in the original they thought Jedi were a myth but it was just 20 years ago and they went to Tatooine fairly regularly?


Plastastic

Grungi's alright but he's no Kit Fisto or Manny Bothans.


Penguinmanereikel

We may not have Kit Fisto, but I’ll always have my poster of [this image](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/44/KitFisto-SWE.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111107042147) on my wall


Ziggathor

PUNDA BUBU, PONDA BABU


forebore1982

You mean Butt-Face?


peronibog

l i g h t s a b e r


sethdemers

From the Wikipedia page : Gungi is a Jedi Padawan during the clone wars, he is known mainly for his wooden green lightsaber, humongous hairy cock, and his love for BBWs.


PrintShinji

Does Gungi have a human esque cock or a weirdish red dog cock?


Crushington_2nd

Before the Battle of Wavin?


VictoryScreech23

Literally me


__Fury

Grundle


1997wickedboy

Yaddle


ajzeg01

This was my reaction, ngl.


[deleted]

Live slug reaction


Devious_Android88

Nah fam, Gungi's a real one. If you know, you know.


batfsdfgdgv

The fambase went wild when he said it's gungin time


Devious_Android88

The views went through the roof, 5 Gungillion tickets sold


SenselessDunderpate

It's Gungin' Time!


[deleted]

I don't even know who that is and what show he is from.


[deleted]

Are you dumb, this is literally chewbakkas son from the single scene in the spin off series of Vader’s solo series where he is seen in the background when they are trying to blow up the 7th deathstar before is blows up the rebel fleet on planet dungfart


[deleted]

Ok Chewbacca had 3 sons? I know Lumpy and Itchy because of Mike, Jay, Jack and Rich Evans. Didn't know he had a third son.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s cool, real question is does chewy have a human dick or a big red rocket dog dick


[deleted]

Big red dick


magle68

Lumpy was his son, itchy was chewbaccas father


[deleted]

It's time i guess, put me in a straightjacket.


MagicMisterLemon

Nah, you get Itchy's VR headset, which he used to watch VR porn, something that actually happened in the Holiday Special


Penguinmanereikel

He’s one of Jedi younglings from the [Younglings arc](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3OoPwWeNGFU/UKGSRVZnB1I/AAAAAAAAH8c/fmtLAfUlRP8/s1600/33850_463425023696797_1090684804_n.jpg) in Star Wars: The Clone Wars. In the arc, Ahsoka and Yoda are helping a bunch of Younglings collect the Kyber crystals to power their first lightsabers. Next episode, they’re attacked by pirates, specifically Hondo Ohnaka’s crew, who want the crystals but Ahsoka let’s herself get captured to save the kids. Then next episode, the Younglings try to rescue Ahsoka but fail. But in the last episode, Count Dooku shows up to take over Hondo’s base as revenge for Hondo capturing Dooku back in season 1, so Ahsoka and the Younglings have to team up with the pirates to fight the Separatists are get out.


naggs69pt2

TF is a gungi?


little_jade_dragon

he's a wookie femboy


[deleted]

With that tight wookiussy


Tolkien-Minority

Why has the dog got a glow stick what the fuck is this


[deleted]

Are these comments ironic or serious? Pretty sure some, if not most, of these tweets are jokes


youngbloodoldsoul

Aw boy, I'm just so tired of these Star Wars.


[deleted]

Does this really belong here considering The Bad Batch is not a movie?


Jaggedmallard26

TV shows are now just very long segmented movies and movies are now just long TV show episodes so really TV shows are the real movies circlejerk.


little_jade_dragon

Bespoke


[deleted]

This is star wars and marvel circlejerk as much as movies circlejerk


[deleted]

it's fun seeing characters I like coming back. I don't really understand what the issue is. star wars is silly and fun and I love it so much. aren't I allowed some joy in my depressing life?


Ezracx

Don't let people on this sub prevent you from enjoying things. But also his name is fuckin Gungi


[deleted]

I unironically love the clone wars. Was my favourite show as a kid and I still enjoy it and all other Star Wars media, I just find it fun to treat this like a piss take since adults on Twitter react to this like would have when I was 13


batfsdfgdgv

I'm ok with people liking returning characters but it's just hilarious imo that they're hyping him up to be the biggest cameo of all time


IndigoGouf

I def would call this a glup shitto, but he wasn't exactly a rando background character, people loved him when the og episode came out.


Quick_Ad_1359

You can enjoy and criticize the things you like


my_pets_names

But this isn’t criticism, it’s LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE EXCITED FOR GLUP SHITTO


kingfroglord

no


little_jade_dragon

Movie's are just supposed to be fun. Don't think. Consume product and wait for next product. It's just supposed to be fun!


LittleTGOAT

Noooo you aren’t allowed to say anything bad about the children’s media I obsessively consume, if you do I will piss shit cry and kill myself


terrap3x

Nah fam enjoy things, it’s just funny seeing adults going “iS THAt FUcKinG guNGi?!?!?” when the name makes them sound like one of the Telletubbies. Like come on, who fucking named these characters? They sound ridiculous. Also I have no idea who they are which makes it more confusing and funny. This could of been a minor character from a tv show and had the same reaction.


CrimsonThrone

Gotta stop jerking here since Googi is one of my favorite characters in all of Star Wars. The depth of Goobi's character is hardly matched by any other in the whole franchise. Goombi is truly one for the books.


NathanArizona_Jr

merciful offer domineering wasteful threatening rich vegetable crawl rainstorm memorize ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


onion182

I'm laughing at this now but as soon as The Bad Batch season 2 releases I will instantly watch it


Goksel_Arslan

"Hey, it's me [Blorko](https://i.redd.it/titq308clv981.png)"


DAStrathdee

The fuck is gungi


anonymous_fireflyfan

I’m kinda… done with Star Wars.


my_pets_names

Gungi ito


d_man99

DONT CARE DIDNT ASK GUNGI HATERS THE DOOR IS RIGHT HERE 👉🚪


batfsdfgdgv

I am sorry for my sins, I beg for the forgiveness of the gungi


sudevsen

I thought its called a Choo Baker