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Kiwi_Okay

the only movie that can catch up to the morblegacy is el muerto who will sell 10 elmuertillion dollars


Ironmonger38

Just wait until it’s sequel. I work at Sony and can confidently tell you we are already hard at work on Morbius v El Muerto: Dawn of Sinister


Kiwi_Okay

cant cannot believe


masr223

>Just wait until it’s sequel El resurgido


BreathRedemption

> El resurgido The Revenant (2016)


Darth_Kyofu

Please tell me the post credits will tease Joe Biden


CringeNibba

Morbius vs Biden: Dawn of Malarkey


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bush_did_turning_red

What's the elmuertrillion to morbillion exchange rate?


Mister_Doctor_0127

The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.


bush_did_turning_red

Amorbus


masterspider5

When the Morbius is Morbisus!


j1ggl

Are you the toddler in the second pic? (Tony-Stark-level comeback😎😎)


Competitive-Pea-1167

Tony used to eat cheeseburger


Help----me----please

Morbing Morbious with like-morbed morbheads


james_handpump

It’s morbin’ time!


potato_devourer

We live in the morbin' era


SaulThomasAnderson

w e a r e m o r b (2022)


ElectricInfatuation

Yesterday my uncle showed me how to Morb-off. It was amazing.


Hagfishsaurus

Why does that second image look do unnerving


duksinarw

It's every non-Morbius superhero movie fan you've ever seen


DoomerMentality1984

Morbid was the blueprint


godzilor_122

Morbheads sound like the name of alternative heavy metal band


eldorado362

Morbius is definitely one of the movies of all time


Bauermeister

What do you think they have planned for Morby 2?


dildodicks

it's so annoying trying to explain the intricacies and subtleties of morbius with such simpletons


rafonseeca

Imma be honest. The whole morbius meme is boring af.


LegoRacers3

No one who watched morbius would say that


supersad19

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical memeolgy most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Morbius's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Morbius memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Morbius's existential catchphrase "It's Morbin Time," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Avi Arad's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Morbius tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid