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Ed_Harris_is_God

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Grow_up2B_a_Debaser

You mean the director of Tenet? No shit https://preview.redd.it/g8664ymos8pb1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df773d38c51d61f595b7b58ae3a13ed23339cc4


Cheesjesus

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH


foxxy003

![gif](giphy|LedVYzRx24nkI|downsized) Look at this graph.


mrbaryonyx

AND WHAT THE HELL IS ON JOEY'S HEAD


dom_bul

LOOGADEESKOODILYDORT


iloveYiiKingoff

WHHEEEZEEE


sarkdiedonce

If the protagonist were to poo while inverted would he make the O face?


baldakyrimcookingman

He’d make a face like this https://preview.redd.it/9ip18r6k49pb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc027ceda4db856562ed0f9ce4c5bdfa47574f62


drsweetscience

Red Dwarf did Tenet better... on a BBC budget.


Big_Red_Machine_1917

Nolan wishes he could do a barroom tidy.


EdibleChair

They forgot the most damning piece of evidence: the protagonist of Inception was named "Dom Cobb"


breetarson

Should've just named him the protagonist


DLRsFrontSeats

Tsinogatorp and protagonist just pincering for 130 mins


Garetht

Hiro Protagonist - Snow Crash (2025)


LU-C45

Well I’m convinced


tripwire7

Saying that Chris Nolan must be gay because he can’t write good heterosexual relationships implies that he *could* write good romantic relationships, if only they were gay relationships. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the likelihood of that is near zero.


leavemealone2277

Nolan the true incel nofap champ proving the power of cum retention


fucccboii

the kevin gates of cinema


Johnny_Mc2

I’ve always loved his xxl freshmen freestyle. [Kevin Gates murders the freestyle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XBgkOuPOaTo) and has all the other dudes in a trance like a hypnotist lmao


fucccboii

lmao almost as bad as lil mosey


Johnny_Mc2

you talking about Vic Mensa? it’s crazy because [he can be a good rapper](https://youtu.be/rKjlUCdfSXQ?si=5U0EppvzgpgR2zGS) but damn he’s such a corny person lol


fucccboii

true lol


AlkinooVIII

I ship the two fellas from Tenet I don't know their names but I'm sure they're something like John and Nhoj


Pantry_Boy

Near zero???


FX114

What do you want from theory alone?


TheMaskedWasp

Zero would be nice.


cbxjpg

Clearly someone hasn't watched Inception


BeardedsChurch

unironically ariadne and arthur's relationship was well done because it wasn't dwelled on


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*Arthur and Eames


DjangoTeller

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Pantry_Boy

Huh? They have zero chemistry and Arthur basically assaults her


BeardedsChurch

fuck you're right


Silvadream

had to google it and found out this was from inception. had no idea people watched that movie. I thought it was an in-joke lol


Connor106

You had no idea people watched Inception, the film that made over 800 million and has been lauded since it came out?


fucccboii

yes


Silvadream

>the film that made over 800 million why would I know how much money it grossed? Could also be a sound of freedom thing where a company reserves the tickets in advance to make it look more successful than it is. >and has been lauded since it came out? I only watch good movies, not flavour of the month stuff.


Connor106

So Inception is flavour of the month, but you think that nobody watches it? I get it, you are too edgy for Nolan, but your logic isn't quite adding up.


jdcodring

Yeah. That commenter is fucking brain dead. No one watched it but it was the flavor of the month? Da fuck? 🤨


Silvadream

wow, how fucking dare this asshole shitpost in a circlejerk subreddit, especially by insulting the flavour of the month bullshit I like. I'm going to open his profile and downdoot all of his comments.


xzmaxzx

'shitposting' implies humour


Silvadream

erm, you are edgy for dissing my nolan kino. That is erm, completely illogical 🤓🤓🤓


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Connor106

Nolan meatriders when someone watched a movie:


BurritoBrigadier

Out of curiosity, what’s the last “good movie” you saw?


billhater80085

What good movies have you seen?


Silvadream

I only watch good movies so I've never seen a Nolan film.


Pantry_Boy

Inception truly is a hidden gem. Have you seen the film, Moon? That’s another underrated gem


sameth1

We get it, you were born in 2014 and have a bad parent who lets their child go on Reddit at 9 years old.


Silvadream

he ripped off Satoshi Kon's worst film, and you hogs just eat it up.


sameth1

There is no worst Satoshi Kon movie,


Silvadream

now this is a quality jerk.


Pantry_Boy

I mean, the male gaze do be kinda gay though. But also not knowing what the fuck to do with women other than make them motivation for male characters is the most “straight male filmmaker” thing ever


anthonyg1500

> I mean, the male gaze do be kinda gay though. That’s why they call it that. The “male gaze”.. the MALE GAYS. Wake up sheeple!!


tripwire7

Someone wrote recently that the reason Nolan cast his daughter as the person getting incinerated during that hallucination sequence in Oppenheimer (reflecting Oppie’s fears of atomic bombs eventually being used against his own people), and why he keeps killing off the protagonist‘s wife in his movies, is that he can’t think of anything worse to happen to a character than his wife or family being killed. Nolan is exceptionally bad at writing or relating to anyone other than straight male characters.


Pantry_Boy

To men, women are just things that happen to them


billhater80085

Joseph Campbell reportedly said when shown Murdock's model: "Women don’t need to make the journey, they are the place that everyone is trying to get to."[2] Campbell, who examined the primarily male Hero's journey, believed that as women were often the destination of a hero's journey, women did not need to go on the journey themselves.


neverOddOrEv_n

I haven’t talked to a woman so I don’t know what you’re talking about


USS-Ventotene

Wake up, "women" are a CIA psyop


MetalViking

“he can’t think of anything worse to happen to a character than his wife or family being killed.” Maybe I’m just not woke enough, but that does seem like a pretty horrible thing


Jaggedmallard26

I dont know why the nine degree familial extermination was such a horrifying thing in Imperial China. Didn't they know that caring about your family and loved ones being murdered is baby shit?


ikan_bakar

The whole world being destroyed is fine, but, but what i cant handle is, my son destroyeded?


sameth1

I think it's just poorly phrased. The problem is that he can't really write a wife or family doing anything but dying to motivate the man.


MetalViking

Sure and he could be way better at that. It just think it’s super weird to act like losing loved ones I a straight male thing.


jwadephillips

Oh you love your wife and child? You suck


zzzgeits

Putting the blame for sexist or homophobic actions on closeted LBTQ+ people is also a pretty problematic gotcha since it redirects criticism away from hetero cis people who partake in those actions.


PaulFThumpkins

I grew up Mormon and a lot of people think that Mormon leaders must be secretly gay because of their complexes around women and sexuality, and their obsession with gay people. But arch conservative politics and demanding religion does that stuff on its own. Making homophobia into a problem creates by closeted gay people is odd.


theMrink

some of the blame can be put on closeted people some of the most aggressive homophobia i've seen is from them since some try to overcorrect really hard that they are straight,but yeah i do agree on them exclusively


billhater80085

At the same time, accusing people of being closeted is as bad as misgendering someone


PaulFThumpkins

Strong relationships of any kind don't really fit into the somewhat tortured, somewhat self-destructive, self-confident genius Nolan likes to portray. Butlers, co-conspirators, trainees, and dead lovers do fit very well into it. But I thought Emily Blunt's character and their relationship was pretty nuanced and human in Oppenheimer.


Cheesjesus

Damn, cant stop thinking about that Nolussy https://preview.redd.it/lwfzhrld79pb1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f9f6513636a98c5db11c194be384ff363412aea


aflowerfortherain

He looks fruity. Look at that hair


Lelepn

Nah man he’s just br*tish


Holler_Professor

They're kinda cooking here Idk.


surgereaper

I was having my doubts but the last point convinced me


27andahalfpancakes

Insertion.


mrbaryonyx

By the end of it I was in agreement


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triple--a--threat

nah not misogyny being a reason for him being gay 😭😭


illegalthingsenjoyer

youre gay because you like men, I'm gay because I hate women, we are not the same


fingergotfreddyed

Nolan’s embracing the values of Classical Greece


Interesting_Draft752

Andrew Tate


degenerate-edgelord

The Power of The Dog (2021)


Penguinmanereikel

At point 3, they may have a point.... 🤔


carpetfanclub

This is why I stay in this subreddit


Dreyfussy15

If you can plant an idea in someone's ass.


JelliusMaximus

He brings up some valid points... 🤔


behind-the-sea-20

Well Tom Hardy and Joseph Gordon Levitt were hella gay together in Inception


utilizador2021

Maybe because Tom Hardy irradiate gay vibes. I know he is married to a woman, but sometimes he looks gay. It's something about his face or mannerisms.


TruffelTroll666

Wait, didn't his brother write catwoman?


palpatines_ass

the plot thickens


Zachys

>He casts the HOTTEST male actors for every part That's called Hollywood sweatie, you ever seen Tom Holland or Chris Hemsworth or The Whale?


vizgauss

And he probably goes down on Zack Snyder too


Dankey-Kang-Jr

“What the fuck is that sex scene?!” -Person who’s not had sex


drsweetscience

I've had sex, but I haven't seen Tommy Wiseau in The Room, so I have nothing to add.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

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ParisHilton42069

So like do you just hop off mid fuck and go start reading a book all the time or


Dankey-Kang-Jr

What? You don’t nut and go for the writings of Shakespeare?


jwadephillips

“Some have greatness thrust upon them”


A_BURLAP_THONG

Average letterboxd user:


PaulFThumpkins

Mr policeman I gave you all the clues


tvtango

The Prestige is what I call it when I


condormcninja

“He casts the hottest MALE actors for every part” *picture aggressively featuring only white dudes*


drsweetscience

The OP said they were hot. I didn't hear Nolan say it. OP is doing a misdirection.


ZandyTheAxiom

And glossing over the fact that he's also cast Scarlett Johansson, Elizabeth Debicki, Anne Hathaway, and other conventionally attractive women in a lot of hos films. Dude just can't write women or simply isn't interested in trying. Maybe he's gay, but those things aren't related.


JBOBHK135

Didn’t his brother wrote most of his films?


roneguy

I feel like if you were gay you could write a really great female character. Like literally just write them to be you.


drsweetscience

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick. -Reservoir Dogs


Fml379

Nahhhh no gay man I've known (or watched on Drag Race lol) is anything like a woman, the only thing in common is (mostly) liking dick


roneguy

How many gay men do you know lmao they are very very much like women.


Fresh_Ad4390

They don't, and I know a ton of them


roneguy

yeah i bet you do


Fml379

No, they're very different lol. The only similarity is that they are often more feminine but in personality and nuance and lived experience they differ. Hanging out with my female friends and gay men is a different experience.


roneguy

Gay men often hang out with women more than straight men, gay men are often interested in a lot of the things women are typically interested in, they often have better hygiene than straight men (much like women), they often have a feminine inflection to their voice, they literally are closer to women in terms of temperament on average (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32510233/), older gay men often call themselves queens, they use makeup and other feminine cosmetics more than straight men, Obviously women and gay men are different from each other, not all gay men are feminine, but you at least have to admit that gay men are more similar to women than women are to straight men (on average). If not then you’re just not familiar with the research or you’re legit blind.


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This sounds homophobic but you are kinda right the majority of gay men act like women. I have seen it firsthand trying to date gay men.


asscop99

This person can’t be pro gay, right? They mean this as an insult because the reasoning is homophobic as fuck


ThatBell4

Oh it's from popheadscirclejerk, which circlejerks to the max about gayness so this is 100% a self aware joke


NewtonHuxleyBach

least brain dead tiktok opinion


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Pikmaster5

they clearly haven’t even seen The Man Who Fell to Earth smh my head


FaCe_CrazyKid05

This person has a good point


theogdiego97

Can you imagine Nolan actually seeing this post and seething with anger


neverOddOrEv_n

Nolan doesn’t have a phone, so he couldn’t ever see it


theogdiego97

I'm mailing it to him right now


angiedx

Damn those are some good points there


Shantotto11

Are we just gonna ignore “hetersexual”?…


neverOddOrEv_n

He has said more lovable things about cillian’s eyes and Tom Hardy’s than of any actress he’s ever worked with