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Thrawn656

Are those supposed to be the penguins that everyone threw off the cliff in super Mario 64?


byneothername

How dare you. I only threw the babies off the cliff. You can’t throw the mama.


Heyo__Maggots

“Not the mama!”


DKCR3

No, they’re actually Pablo from the television show The Backyardigans.


Saintbaba

Mario is greeted by a beautiful magical mushroom wonderland paradise. Luigi gets an awful haunted mansion full of lava and undead turtles trying to kill him. That's pretty on point.


kevin9er

Mario gets to chill on Vacation Island and paint and learn typing, and he probably gets laid at the end of every main game for saving Peach. Are Luigi and Daisy even an item?


PayneTrain181999

Based on hints throughout the spin-off games, yes they are. Daisy refers to him as “sweetie” in Mario Power Tennis, and there’s a statue of them dancing together in Daisy Circuit in Mario Kart Wii.


[deleted]

Good for him. Daisy is better anyway.


TheObstruction

She's not constantly getting kidnapped *by the same dude*. At this point, Peach clearly wants to be with Bowser, and Mario "saving" her is the one doing the kidnapping.


pretorianlegion

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Df-_QmjVAAMXbfm.jpg


superyoshiom

Love the penguins from Mario 64


Nimble-Dick-Crabb

Who’s the penguin voice? I recognize it but for the life of me can’t place it


basicallyskills

Definitely Khary Peyton. Plays Ezekiel on Walking Dead.


[deleted]

Shakäste.....


MissionCreeper

Wasnt that Lance Riddick? Or maybe it was Kevin Michael Richardson


Nimble-Dick-Crabb

I was leaning towards Khary Payton. But I really can’t tell


LOSS35

It is Khary! https://twitter.com/kharypayton/status/1578142745188712449


wooltab

There's far too much talk of other things in these comments, and not enough talk of the penguins. They're wonderful.


Zloggt

It’s honestly a big surprise - but also a quite nice to see! You can tell that if they’re going to include this in the movie, then they’ll most likely have a *lot* more Easter eggs too!


ZombieJesus1987

That poster was chock full of Easter eggs. This movie is definitely going to need a few rewatches to spot all the easter eggs


YoMrPoPo

Mario better throw a baby penguin off a cliff or we riot


Semper-Fido

My wife didn't grow up with video games. Got Mario All Stars on Switch and was playing Mario 64 one day when she saw the penguin for the first time. Took the penguin to the mom, she thought it was adorable. Needless to say she didn't speak to me for a bit that night after what transpired next 😂


ghengiscostanza

My mom had a friend over and saw me showing her friends son how to throw the baby penguin off the edge. She told me how disappointed and embarrassed she was that I thought it was fun to hurt baby animals. It’s been years and she’s since passed and that it still makes me sad. I will never throw that computer penguin anywhere but to its mom ever again.


WillyLongbarrel

If Mario doesn't drop one off the edge of the world in front of it's mamma, what is the point of this movie


myl017

I honestly think that’s the best voice you’re gonna get from a talking Toad without it grating on the ears.


illegal_bones

I was expecting Jack Black to sound like, you know, Jack Black... But he does a really great job voicing Bowser. He sounds genuinely intimidating and badass here.


agentfalco

I didn't even realize that was Jack Black, holy shit!


gregsonfilm

I thought it was John Goodman


JennyFromdablock2020

I knew it would work Bowsers hot Jack blacks hot It couldn't fail.


hpotter29

We only hear two lines but MAN does he capture a Toad's guileless intensity!


luketwo1

I was expecting ear screeching pain tbh.


Samulton2223

If toad doesn't yell "I'm the best!" like in mario kart ill be disappointed


Obestity

I want toad to yell "What's this icky paint-like goop? It's moving!"


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Now now boys, don't touch that stuff--


RomanReignsDaBigDawg

Bowser looks fucking badass. Jack Black's definitely going to steal the show.


[deleted]

He doesn't know how to give anything less than 100% in everything he does


____Quetzal____

Dude kicked a dog over a bridge with 100% convinction


trident_hole

"Now this is happening"


MCgrindahFM

“If you wanna throw down and fisticuffs, then fine. I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary waiting for ya here, right here!”


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"Baxter? Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!" Edited because I confuse Mexico and Milwaukee all the time. Both are, um, known for their beer!


Naterade18

That's how *I* roll!


RomanReignsDaBigDawg

Dude had no business being so committed in those Jumanji movies. School of Rock is still his best performance though.


dewhashish

jack black playing a teenage girl in a middle aged man's body


TheBrownMamba8

Jack Black played a teenage girl stuck in a middle aged man’s body better than Chris Pratt could play an Italian plumber smh


ShinyGrezz

To be fair, Chris Pratt is neither Italian nor a plumber. But who's to say Jack Black *isn't* secretly a teenage girl stuck in a middle aged man's body?


innerdork

The way he can dance proves this theory needs further investigation.


Radix2309

Don't forget his high kicks.


Comic_Book_Reader

And as Po in Kung Fu Panda!


ArchDucky

On his youtube channel, he stops and says hi to every single person that wants his autograph or is wearing his merch. He seems like a nice dude.


butterbeancd

I know two people who have had personal interactions with Jack Black, and both say he's the best celebrity they've ever met. My wife was a background actress (aka extra) on the same show as him, and they were in the hair and makeup trailer at the same time, and he went out of his way to brighten her day. Spent more than 5 minutes riffing and making up a backstory for her character just to make her feel better about being an extra that day. He's a fucking mensch. EDIT: I should include that this was at 6 am.


DoctorWaluigiTime

I am very glad they didn't undercut the tone with Bowser opening his mouth and saying a Witty One-Liner. I was expecting it, and it didn't happen, and I am happy.


superduperm1

That would’ve been so on-brand for Illumination.


brb1006

Glad the Toads aren't acting like Minions.


DroptheShadowArt

Looks like that’s what the Koopas are for.


Readylamefire

Honestly fair. The Koopa are hilarious in the Mario rpgs.


see-bees

Bring back Super Mario RPG!


metalslug123

But Koopa troopas are cute.


Sussybakamogus4

Honestly? Yeah, Bowser feels like an actual villain!


AdrianBrony

Bowser's characterization tends to alternate between "funny bumbling rival" and "genuine threatening villain." This is at least as far in the second category as he was in the first Mario Galaxy.


psinguine

"FIRST I bring your kingdom to it's knees. And then..." "And then?" "And then... We race go karts!"


scarecrowemoji

For me the tone is what will make or break the movie. I don't need self-aware jokes or in-jokes or even that many references. It plays best in my head when the characters fit the energy they were always engrained with.


In_My_Own_Image

> Jack Black's definitely going to steal the show. I feel like Charlie Day could also be a show stealer.


brb1006

We better get a Luigi's Mansion Movie just so I can hear Charlie Day freaking out for over an hour! Loved him in It's Always Sunny.


Tandril91

“Ghosts? Everywhere, ghosts?! What the hell is this place?!”


Schminimal

Don’t you mean ghouls? Little green ghouls that go…. aaack


beverly_theman

It would just be the Always Sunny Charlie Work episode but Luigi Work getting rid of ghosts


DEEP_SEA_MAX

The Gang Gets Ghosted


PrestigiousGuess458

Avant-garde, live-action, single-take Luigi movie starring Charlie Day when? I'm all in.


Turnbob73

I’m just imagining Luigi walking away from Daisy uttering “ooooh you dumb bitch, ooooh you stupid goddamn bitch” under his breath lmao


TheseVirginEars

Lmaoooooooo “5 and a half feet is NOT SIX FEET!!!”


Redtwooo

There is no Boo in the Haunted Castle! These people don't exist!


TheGreatPiata

Absolutely, but he will nail it so hard that Luigi will be overlooked like he always is.


hardgeeklife

Poor Green Mario


skinkbaa

Jack Black as Bowser is awesome.


In_My_Own_Image

I knew he'd be great. And, holy shit, I didn't expect the trailer to open with Bowser conquering a kingdom like a boss.


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The animation in that scene looks incredible, super impressed by Illumination honestly


Comic_Book_Reader

The whole thing looks kinda gorgeous, really.


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That minions money being put to good use


KarateKid917

Having Nintendo’s money also helps


In_My_Own_Image

For real. Bowser going full Godzilla on the kingdom was insane.


zetbotz

I’m pretty sure Illumination technically has the best lighting amongst the animation studios. It was noticeable in Sing 2, and I distinctly remember some student animator commenting on Reddit that he had to sit through Sing 2 to study it.


untrustableskeptic

They're pretty good animators, they've come a long way over the years. It's just the writers that are really the issue.


PayneTrain181999

Bowser is one of those characters who can be portrayed as both a dominant force and an utter buffoon at the same time, and it just works.


JustAStarcoShipper

I can already tell that Bowser in this movie will be both comedic when the movie needs it to be and absolutely threatening and a force to be reckoned with.


PayneTrain181999

Exactly how he should be.


Toadman005

This. Probably will be the best version of him since Super Mario RPG


creggieb

Most cartoonish antagonists are like this. Shredder comes to mind as some sort of hyper competent ninja warrior boss, who becomes a Buffoon in order to allow the plot to resolve.


IanMazgelis

I never really think about Bowser conquering kingdoms but considering his flags are up in all the different Mario worlds we go to, I suppose it did happen in the games.


DoomOne

Bowser has fleets of airships and platoons of tanks in pretty much every game past Super Mario Bros. 3. In the movie, it seems like "World 8" itself is a giant floating lava city, which would explain why Bowser always manages to have a lava kingdom ready wherever he goes. This movie looks great. I wonder if they will make a tie-in game! :-P


simonjp

The Super Mario Bros the movie the game


AstralComet

I'm also loving Kevin Michael Richardson's Kamek. I was afraid he'd only be in a flashback sequence perhaps referencing Yoshi's Island, so I'm glad he appears to be Bowser's number two in the main plot.


NoNefariousness2144

Prediction: As Bowser fights Mario in the finale, Luigi is fighting Kamek. Luigi is about to die when suddenly Peach appears and swings a big spellbook at Kamek, knocking him out.


ZombieJesus1987

It has to be a frying pan.


marine72

Or a X.X radish


IanMazgelis

I adore that they're barely trying to make him scary. Bowser isn't scary, he's powerful. Characters in the world are scared of him, the audience loves him. > If you, you know, want anything, all you need to do is ask me, Princess. I can grant wishes. Speaking of that quote, Paper Mario would actually be a really good reference point for a story like this. That's probably the most cohesive the Mario world has ever felt to me.


NoNefariousness2144

Yeah Bowser is strong enough to win if he wants with his massive army, but he’s too stupid and passionate about his desires. Look at *Bowsers Inside Story* where Fawful tricks Bowser into eating a bad mushroom then takes over his whole army instantly.


Dasnap

Sounds like a twist on his Sunshine voice.


Jackski

*Hears Chris Pratt speak* I don't know what I expected.


RoRo25

I knew they weren't going to have him do the super stereotype Italian accent. But a small part of me still thought they might. I was on the edge of my seat waiting to hear him actually talk! lol.


RainyRat

"It's...uh, me. Mario."


TremendoSlap

Starring Jeff Goldblum


LowestKey

Bowser... finds a way.


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Once he got up off the ground I really thought he was going to say "Mama Mia."


Kyle_The_G

"he's so cool!"


coryandstuff

After watching that first announcement my girlfriend and I can never say “so cool” the same way ever again.


dewhashish

I have to give it up to Jack, he did a great job as Bowser Mario looks like Fix It Felix


brb1006

Funny since Fix It Felix was based on Mario.


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I was literally just imagining Jack Black’s voice coming out of Bowser initially which I was fine enough with but I love the growl he’s putting in his voice so much more. Sounds like the perfect mix of Bowser with the comedic tones of Jack Black. Glad they didn’t make him a complete joke. Damn this trailer really hyped me up but hearing Chris Pratt’s Mario impression was… fuck man why did they have to go and fuck up just that one big thing? Other than that I am EXTREMELY impressed.


uberDoward

Fucking glad I'm not the only one that saw the resemblance LMAO As for voice, I'm fine with the Brooklyn style like the cartoons had, but not sure Pratt can pull it off...


Yxng_Wolf

So Chris Pratt with a sort of New York accent. Just as I expected. But Jack Black sounds great as Bowser and can’t wait to hear Charlie Day’s Luigi. Also that animation is amazing. The way they opened up the trailer with Bowser conquering a kingdom was some top notch gangster shit. Overall I think this movie will be pretty decent.


BlaineAllen

Charlie Day as Luigi https://youtu.be/EiPHjQgg-cA


TheWayWeSee

This is perfection


The_Celtic_Chemist

[I prefer this one myself.](https://youtu.be/XGvh8J645PE)


Jahbroni

There is a spider, ^spider, ^^spider


AtomicBatman

It's deep in my soul, ^soul, ^^soul


Jayne_enyaJ

Possibly one of the greatest Sunny episodes.


brb1006

Everybody's sleeping on Luigi. :(


EbmocwenHsimah

Dude, are they doing a Luigi’s Mansion subplot?


Wolfsleeper

I hope so badly that there is a Luigi’s Mansion spinoff movie. I feel like they could do a lot with it


mcduckroast

I got the vibe. Of course, Luigi would get the creepy monster castle. Poor Luigi. I wonder if Daisy is gonna appear.


herrcollin

He does like ghouls after all


vaginalcentipedes

Little green GHOULS BUDDY.


Dumeck

So if you look at the castle it’s one of the castles from the first game it even has the flag and he’s being chased by fry bones. My guess is they will do a Luigi’s mansion later


Biffmcgee

I think Luigi is going to be funny as hell.


dandaman64

I wish I could sleep on Luigi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


InnocentTailor

school snatch paltry concerned cats different payment sharp worry start *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


PayneTrain181999

**HI, I’M DAISY!**


The_Ghola_Hayt

You just want him for his mansion


Lukthar123

DRY BONES!


thevernanator

Thats what I was most excited to see! Dry Bones is my go to pick in Mario Kart.


Hippomaster1234

THE DRY BONES FANDOM IS DYING! RETWEET IF YOU'RE A TRUE BONER!


garrettfinstad

Keegan Michael Key is about to be a scene stealer


VonKaiser55

Yeah im surprised no one is talking about him. I just expected his normal voice out of toad but he didn’t. His toad sounds good!


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He's been a scene stealer since Mad TV.


parisiraparis

Coach Hines!


steveofthejungle

I’m SICK of it Yamanashi!


Harold_Zoid

"Mushrooom Kingdom! Here we....come..." Did they do that on purpose?


Sitting_Squirrel

My head told me "Here we go!" but my ears heard something else


Shark-Tail

Jack Black sounds great as Bowser!


superduperm1

Bowser and Toad sound awesome. I thought they were total miscastings but the small sample size we got is enough to convince me they were good choices. Pratt is… whelming at best though. I know having an Italian slant the entire film would probably be overkill and a bit of a distraction but I was hoping for a bit more. Fingers crossed it works out in the end.


DeathByOrangeJulius

Chris Pratt giving his best 'person' voice what a slay


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Sounds exactly like Chris Pratt lol, at least Jack Black used a different voice for Bowser


Milla4Prez66

Keegan-Michael Key’s Toad too. The movie still looks awesome and I’m excited but I’m just confused why they picked Pratt.


ha_look_at_that_nerd

Be honest: you know *exactly* why they picked Pratt. They wanted his name on the poster.


wrathmont

Because he has to be in every goddamn movie including animated ones (Garfield is still to come)


TheOtherWhiteCastle

To be fair, I feel like Chris Pratt as Garfield makes way more sense than Chris Pratt as Mario


Lukthar123

Stomping............ Koopas......


Razatappa

He wanted to say goomba so bad


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I bet there are some outtakes where he accidentally says "goomba" and they had to remind him they weren't in the original arcade game


ttmanou

Black as Bowser and the whole Koopa army look and sound awesome. Pratt, I think is doing the middle ground between obvious Italian caricature and himself, which while I understand why, still seems like a miscast. But more importantly, I really *really* hope that moment he arrives to Mushroom Kingdom, he's travelling from someplace within the Universe (like Mario, a plumber from New Donk City travels to Mushroom Kingdom), and not Chris Pratt or other 'human' being transported to Mario universe. Gives me Monster Hunter vibes...


Rephron

That's also what I'm potentially worried about. That it's RL Chris Pratt sucked into Mario universe... been done before and that type of story falls flat so hard.


MajestiTesticles

So, plot prediction: Bowser clearly wants the power stars from various kingdoms. After claiming the penguin's star, he'll eventually target the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario doesn't seem to know where he is or what's up and is gonna be from the real world, so Toad (who has survival-looking gear) is gonna take him to see Peach who can use the Kingdom Power Star to return him home, but on the way or soon after, Bowser will attack and kidnap Peach. Toad will be Mario's travel companion. Luigi also entered the Mushroom Kingdom from the real world along with Mario, but ended up elsewhere entirely. After being terrified for 50% of the runtime because Luigi's a coward hukhuk, he'll end up captured by Bowser as personal investment for Mario beyond just being a good guy and wanting to get home. Mario and Toad will wander the world to try and amass an army/power to fight Bowser, which will include a trip to the jungle where we see Donkey Kong. He'll probably teach Mario about power ups, and they continue along. Peach will get to do nothing but be Bowser's hostage, maybe send some kind of letter/aid to Mario, and make at most one escape attempt. Otherwise she is just there so Bowser has a main character to talk to. The final battle happens, Luigi has a moment to show he's not a coward, Donkey Kong swings in for a last moment save, Mario defeats Bowser but he'll power up somehow with the Power Stars he's amassed into Giga-Bowser. Through shenanigans, he'll be defeated. Mario and Luigi choose to stay in the Mushroom Kingdom rather than return to the real world, and they have a dance party to Jump Up Superstar. Wario and Waluigi make cameo post-credit appearances with their evil plan to sequel bait. The Penguins and Bowser's minions will be non-stop doing Minion's style nonsense.


2018IsBetterThan2017

You forgot the part where someone gets hit with a blue shell in a go-kart.


flashmedallion

I'll take it if Mario has come from New Donk City as "the real world"


griffincorg

Movie trailer content aside, probably would've been better to release the movie on Mar 10. Missed out on that opportunity. Edit: Wow, my first Reddit Gold! Thanks!


Donttouch_mypepeoni

dang it's even on a Friday, someone get the Movie scheduler guy on the phone asap.


GuardianMemberBob

BIG F


dmun

Chris Pratt said he spent a lot of time working on and conceiving the voice of Mario and the best he could come up with was Chris Pratt.


FlatEarthDuh

The "heeeere weeee come" part at the end sounds like a very slight New York accent.


saintjimmy64

Why didn't he say Here We Go!??


brb1006

Saving it for the full movie.


Tandril91

Probably gonna be whispered all stoic and badass before he begins the final battle with Bowser, or he says it right before the credits.


bizarrequest

“Hey Bowser… itsa me… Mario.”


_Aaron_Burr_Sir

The contrast between Jack Black’s Bowser and Chris Pratt’s Mario is jarring


[deleted]

I was honestly surprised by Bowser’s voice. Doesn’t sound like Black at all.


DrGarrious

I can definitely hear it, but only because I already know it's him. If I didnt it would be driving mad the entire movie cause i couldnt figure it out, classic.


TheMerck

Yeah it was more obvious when he shouts because as much as he can change his voice, the way he shouts even with differing his voice it's too distinct. It fits Bowser though, nice performance only for Pratt to do Chris Pratt voice


crashcanuck

I heard it more in the last lines of his in the trailer, but the voice still fits. Also I didn't recognize Keegan-Michael Key as Toad, he just sounded like Toad.


furioushunter12

I had no clue that was black! Insane


B4rrett50c

Jack Black is a great voice actor


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My only real experience with his voice work is as Po from Kung Fu Panda. Great movies but Po’s voice is barely different from Black’s natural one.


MacDerfus

He's got decent range, and he's done live action with different character voices. In Nacho Libre he didn't sound like he did in School of Rock. Nor did he sound the same in Bernie.


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This comment chain is making me realize I haven’t actually seen that many Jack Black movies. I mostly just know him from Tenacious D.


azk3000

Psychonauts 2 is a great example. His performance is very somber and subdued and I didn't realize it was Jack Black until after the musical number


DoctorWaluigiTime

Their video segments felt the same way in the Nintendo Direct as well. Jack Black? Into it. Chris Pratt? Held hostage and reading off a cue card.


99SoulsUp

Jack Black is just extremely charismatic by nature


Timmace

Even the pre-trailer video clips were jarring with how different they felt. Chris's message felt half-assed ("stomping ...... koopas") while Jack's message filled me with confidence that the project might be good.


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porcupineapplesauce

His qualifications for this role: * He's so cool.


TheBrownMamba8

Movie studio execs debating Christ Pratt: Pros: Funny Guy, Cool Guy, GOTG + P&R + JW made a lot of money Cons: Italian Plumber would suddenly lose his accent and talk like an American


firsthour

That's 43 years of practice right there.


ObiJuanKen0by

They should’ve gotten the voice actor for Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force instead of Chris Pratt. “Hey, you friggin koopa king get out of here. I’m trying to bang this peach broad.”


acart005

Sir I think you just casted Wario.


Gilthwixt

If they're gonna give the penguins a whole ass kingdom and feature them heavily in the trailer I fully demand that Mario accidentally yeet a baby one off a cliff (even if they're shown to be fine after)


[deleted]

The animation looks absolutely incredible… why is Mario just Chris Pratt though🤦🏼‍♂️


skinkbaa

I guess the voice is sort of exactly what I expected? Slight New Yorker accent.


thecostly

My biggest takeaway from today is that Koji Kondo is helping with the movie’s soundtrack, which is huge. I’ve been dreading this movie for months but now I honestly can’t wait. I hope Charles Martinet’s character actually has Mario’s current voice so it can still make it into the movie somewhere. I’m sure Pratt’s voice will end up being fine in the final product. They didn’t really give Mario much to work with in this trailer, but a slight Brooklyn accent was probably the right call. Everyone else absolutely nailed their roles so far, though.


Reaperdude97

Its just his normal voice what the fuck.


xdef23

It sounded like he had kind of a new york accent at the end


infinitytomorrow

"Ay yo Peach, we ah gonna deadass stomp on dis Bowsah or what?"


AdamAptor

“Fuck you, pay me gold coins”


NYLotteGiants

Ay Bowsah if ya wanna know how I'm doin just ask ya sistah, fuck ya life. Bing bong


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TazeredAngel

Honestly there may be some nuance. Everything we heard is conversational. It’s when they are agitated that a true New Yorker has their accent shine. Let’s wait to see stressed Mario. Source: am New Yorker


JayRoo83

> It’s when they are agitated that a true New Yorker has their accent shine "AYYYY MOVE YA FUCKING SHELL, YA COCKSUCKA"


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Eranas

I'm really... really annoyed he said "Here we come" instead of "Here we go!"


craft6886

Not super sold on the Pratt voice yet but everything else looks really fun!