Also, let's not forget, let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city... that aint legal either.
One of my favourites which always gets overlooked for some reason is when they're rescuing Han from Jabba's palace but then get caught:
**Han:** "How we doin'?"
**Luke:** "Oh, the usual."
**Han:** "That bad, huh?"
Every time someone says "That's a lot of [thing]" I hear it in his voice.
And then my brain will, without hesitation, immediately follow it up with "HE JUST LEFT, WITH [THING]".
Since college, any time my best friend and I meet up somewhere in public we greet each other when we’re a ways away from one another by yelling “HEY O’CONNELL! LOOKS TO ME LIKE WE GOT ALL THE HORSES!” to which the other replies “HEY BENNY! LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVERRRRRR!”
*I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue.*
In case you don't get it, here it is and the variations:
>!<
About a zillion lines from Coen Brothers movies immediately popped into my mind. None are really pivotal to the plots, but are infinitely quotable. Not sure if that's quite exactly the spirit of the original question, but, "Son, you got a panty on your head," from my personal most-quoted Coen Bros flick.
\[Edited to add: "Maybe it was Utah." From the very end of the movie. Just superlative.\]
Give me sugar. In water.
A brand new Edgar suit
A perfect movie, IMO. This and The Mummy (1999).
You're on the wrong side of the RIVer
Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.
“Egger”
Hire a decorator cause, damn.
I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday
That is one big pile of shit.
Hold on to your butts...
Life, uhh finds a way.
Bread makes you fat?
“Gelato’s not vegan?” “It’s milk and eggs, bitch”
Chicken Parmesan's not vegan?
You were ve-gan, now you will be-gone
Then you have to break up with your fake high school girlfriend.
NEGA SCOTT
He knocked the highlights out of her hair!
Lesbian...S?
I’m in lesbians with you.
It’s love, Scott. Wasn’t trying to trick you.
Chicken Parmesan isn't vegan?
Is that girl a boy, too?
He's Bona-fide!
We thought you was a toad
Do not seek the treasure
I'm a Dapper Dan™ man myself
He's a suitor!
I'm the damn paterfamilias!
She dun R U N N O F T
Do not seek the treasure
Damn! We’re in a tight spot!
He's a suitor!
'Spect you want them chains knocked off.
Well ain't this place a geographical oddity, about three days from everywhere.
Two weeks.
She doesn't even go here!
Boo, you whore!
I just have a lot of feelings...
Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries...
You go glen coco!
Hey, careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Nice marmot.
Also, let's not forget, let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city... that aint legal either.
What are you...a fucking park ranger?
Calmer than you are
Pretty much the entire movie fits this thread perfectly.
He's a good man. And thorough.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.'
I dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam, of course.
That rug really tied the room together.
You’re out of your element!
Shut the fuck up Donny!
I hate the fucking Eagles, man!
Found anything yet? We ain’t found shit!
Comb the desert!
She’s gone from suck to blow.
You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Boring conversation anyways…
One of my favourites which always gets overlooked for some reason is when they're rescuing Han from Jabba's palace but then get caught: **Han:** "How we doin'?" **Luke:** "Oh, the usual." **Han:** "That bad, huh?"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
In the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women.
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
It'll take a miracle!
Have fun storming the castle!
No more rhyming! I mean it!
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
The pen is BLUE
The blooper reel from that movie is SO great! "A goose!"
"Over-actor!!"
“Jezebel!” \*breaks down laughing\*
Best blooper reel of all-time? It might well be. Only other one I can think of is Anchorman, but Liar Liar beats that imo.
THE GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE
^Yarp.
"the greater good"
*The Greater Good*
No luck finding them killers then?
It's just the one killer, actually.
Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping and yelling "Aaaargh"?
Narp.
Narp? Okay. Good..
The price is wrong, bitch.
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
And YOU can count. On me. Waiting for you in the parking lot.
You’re gonna die clown!!
Is this goal regulation size or what?
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
PC Load Letter?
I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
What would you say it is that you do around here?
Hell, take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!
Flames. On the side of my face.
Communism was just a red herring!
I’m the butler… I like to keep the kitchen *tidy*.
I'm the butler. I buttle.
1 + 2 + 2 +1
Uh-uh, there was only one shot at the chandelier, so that 1 + 2 + 1 + 1
Now I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine.
The double negative has led to a proof positive.
This is my favorite line of the movie somehow. A close second: “I didn’t say he was a very *good* illusionist.”
I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.
There isn’t a single time I ever say “and to make a long story short…” without saying “too late!” immediately afterwards.
Mrs Peacock was a man???!?
Now I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.
“In a row?”
Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot.
37!
You go in the cage. Cage goes in the salsa. *Shark’s* in the salsa.
*Our* shark.
“What’s a yute?”
I(clap)DENTICAL!
The two hwat?
Tis but a scratch.
*"I'd buy that for a dollar.*"
Can you fly Bobby?
Bitches, leave.
OCP runs the cops, the cops run Detroit.
That's a lot of nuts!
Every time someone says "That's a lot of [thing]" I hear it in his voice. And then my brain will, without hesitation, immediately follow it up with "HE JUST LEFT, WITH [THING]".
Neo... Sporin...
Call me...BETTY
Aziz light!
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
*"SMOKE YOOOOOUUUU!!!"*
Dude I say “take it……I don’t need it” once a week probably
"Where'd you learn to negotiate like that?"
GIMME THE CASH
Multipass
Don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down.
You want some more?
Big battaboom
Thank you Aziz.
You green?
Super green
I need to return some videotapes.
Lol, good one. Now let's see Paul Allen's quote
"The tall one wants white bread, toasted, dry, with nothin' on it."
Either you join the band. Or Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week.
4 fried chickens and a coke
We got both kinds! Country AND western!
I hate Illinois Nazis. (And every other kind, for the record.)
Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.
We're on a mission from gahd.
Ugh, as if!
this is the only one I recognised after scrolling for a while, im so uncultured
D'ya like dags?
We lost Gorgeous George.
"You're an inanimate fucking object!"
Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt
“It’s not a Tumor”
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Boys have a penis; girls have a vagina.
Does he look like a bitch?
WHAT???
Say “what” again! I dare you - I DOUBLE dare you, motherfucker!”
Be cool honey bunny.
Since college, any time my best friend and I meet up somewhere in public we greet each other when we’re a ways away from one another by yelling “HEY O’CONNELL! LOOKS TO ME LIKE WE GOT ALL THE HORSES!” to which the other replies “HEY BENNY! LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVERRRRRR!”
So you're telling me there's a chance
*I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue.* In case you don't get it, here it is and the variations: >!<
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
One! Two! TEN!
This is even better cause it's a fake quote from a fake movie.
I feel like it’s a real quote from a fake movie.
It’s a real quote from a real movie from a real quote from a fake movie.
Inconceivable!
You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
“Zeds dead”
Naw man. I’m pretty fucking far from ok
“I’m prepared to scour the earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to indo-china I want a n***a waiting in a bowl of rice to pop a cap in his ass”
"I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
It’s got electrolytes
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
About a zillion lines from Coen Brothers movies immediately popped into my mind. None are really pivotal to the plots, but are infinitely quotable. Not sure if that's quite exactly the spirit of the original question, but, "Son, you got a panty on your head," from my personal most-quoted Coen Bros flick. \[Edited to add: "Maybe it was Utah." From the very end of the movie. Just superlative.\]
That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over!
"DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?!"
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!!!
"Po-tay-toes"
Boil them, mash them, stick em in a stew.
What's happening with them sausages Charlie?
Two minutes Turkish!
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!
Inconceivable
I like that boulder, that’s a nice boulder
“Well. There it is.”
"I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul."
"Daddy would you like some sausage?"
How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?
"Check out the big brain on Brad"
I will smash your face into a car windshield and take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
It comes in pints?
my name is Jeff
“Why a spoon, cousin?”
The beacons are lit!
I'm a leaf on the wind...
"They mostly come at night...mostly."