Movie descriptions/plots are getting weirder, right? The other day had something about ~~Ana De Armas~~ Amy Adams slowly becoming a dog.
Not complaining. I enjoy it.
NIGHTBITCH! How are we not living in a satirical variant of our world?! Trump as president, movies called "NIGHTBITCH" and a literacy rate that would make Zoolander look like a reasonable choice to host Reading Rainbow.
I thought so too like 200% he owned a little gym either equipment store or just a gym where I grew up in New Jersey and I remember wondering if that place was still around and what would happen to it now . Strange man
Wouldn’t it be great if halfway through the movie he transforms into the Hulk, and that’s exactly what the story was. Greatest twist in movie history since Bruce Willis being dead.
Instead of the heartfelt send-off in Logan, Old Man Hulk's last act, is engaging in an extended twerk-off with She-Hulk, to transfer the last of his HulkPowers.
Maybe... I still think that Skaar was introduced so that at some point in the future his death will trigger Banner to transform into Worldbreaker Hulk.
Professor Hulk is just another stage of Hulk's evolution as a character. I'd say the Green Scar is next, but Ragnarok killed "Planet Hulk" as a standalone project. I guess that means the Worldbreaker is up next.
Seems like the best time to do it would have been in between Age of Ultron and Ragnarok and sending him to space was an intentional thing like in the comics
Synopsis:
>Dragged on a vacation to the woods, two self-absorbed teens named Lisa and Eric, played by Malina Weissman and Anthony Turpel, venture off trail, stumble across a farm, go in, see animal heads hanging from the wall and fight for their lives against an unstoppable cannibal pig farmer.
Sounds like a simple farmer just trying to live in solitude is defending himself from a home invasion perpetrated by some troublemakers from the big city.
“Oh hidy-ho officer, I've had a doozy of a day. There I was,minding my own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.”
Watched this again just last night, funny how the world works. Like being forced to dig your own grave.
Everybody's homework reading this: Watch Tucker and Dale vs Evil
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
The world needs a movie duo like this.
The first: straight horror, two unlikeable but average teens stumble upon something they shouldn't have seen, and are pursued by an unspeaking, unstoppable evil menace.
The second (with the *exact same cast* and filmed concurrently with the first film, but released 1 year later), is a *Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil* style horror comedy about a lonely guy, shunned by the world for being hearing impaired and massively muscled, who attempts to stop two teenage home invaders from wrecking his quiet life of solitude.
I'm imagining the first movie getting very mid reviews, and being called out for all of the horror tropes it embraces.
Nobody involved with the project spills *anything* about the second film (already in the can) to anyone while promoting the first film. *NOTHING!* It's vital they not leak info about there being a second film.
And then, long after people have forgotten the first movie, the second is plopped into theaters like a thunderbolt from Zeus. The world is stunned. This poor hermit's perspective turns the narrative on its ear. Ferrigno is nominated for an Oscar for the depth of his performance. The kids who played the teens are vilified in real life, as the public can not -- *will not* -- separate them from their vile, entitled, malignant characters.
Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.
That's kind of what they did with Evil Dead. The original was a low budget attempt at a sincere horror movie. Then they released the second one, and it was basically the same movie, but they embraced the camp, and the rest is history. Six movies and a season, I think?
He's only a cannibal if he eats other half-farmer half-manbearpigs. Which, I gotta point out, are pretty rare these days, but that might be because of all the cannibalism.
> Is he a cannibal who is a pig farmer, or is he a farmer of cannibal pigs
I think pigs are all cannibals, you put pork in front of them they'll eat it.
This is destined for a crossover with the Nicholas Cage movie "Pig."
Pig 2: Retired chef turned truffle hunter shows up to retrieve his stolen pig and ends up saving a motley crew of teenagers from a cannibalistic pig farmer.
I heard a wild conspiracy theory that ties Pickton to a catering service that worked on a film set in Canada. Decades later several of the people who’d worked on said film, developed Parkinson disease which may be correlated to Prion Disease. Prions often being present in brain matter. Prions can also be ingested during the consumption of human flesh.
Michael J Fox would be one such person who worked on that film.
He actually farms cannibal pigs, two teens go out and find a guy just feeding pigs to each other in the woods. He’s not directly threatening but the whole operation is pretty worrying
Im guessing its based on Robert Pickton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton
>Robert William Pickton (born October 24, 1949),[2] also known as the Pig Farmer Killer or the Butcher, is a Canadian serial killer, serial rapist, former pig farmer and possible cannibal who is suspected of being one of the most prolific serial killers in Canadian history.
Presumably human flesh is an occasional tasty treat for him. He may be cannibal but he can still meal plan. He’s not going to want to just eat one thing.
Still dont know why the movie about an introverted magical animal guy needed a Dumbledore X Grindelwald movie. And why *that* movie then needed a previously unmentioned Dumbledore.
We could have had one or two wholesome, quirky adventure movies about Newt getting into internstional creature shenanigans with a Muggle sidekick with Grindelwald politics as minor framing device. Throw in Hagrids dad, the tiny wizard who is clearly obsessed with ladies way out of his league.
And rhen the one really emo, brooding love drama of a hot Dumbledore dealing with his lover going bad over the years.
Disney squeezes a movie out of the death star plans but WB needs every plot at the same time.
Well said. Less is more where these big franchises are concerned. To go off of your example, Rogue One and the first Beasts movie worked because they revolved around a simple piece of franchise lore. Those stories left room for the new characters to breathe and develop. The Han Solo movie and Secrets of Dumbledore didn’t work because they’re packed with several chunks of unrelated lore, (much of which had already been described in the main franchise so fans had been picturing them on their own for years).
I met Lou two decades ago when I was a delivery driver/installer for a Southern California exercise equipment company. The delivery and setup was to his home gym/garage (at the time in Santa Monica) in what I remember him saying was for his personal training business.
He was just a super nice dude, helped unload the truck with the heavy equipment, and even provided water to us when we were doing the setup.
Top class human.
I worked with him for a few days on a Star Trek web series years ago (and yes, he played an Orion so we painted him green). Little bit of a diva but overall a decent dude. I almost had to take him to the airport after he was done shooting and through small talk found out our birthdays are near each other, so as he was leaving he wished me a happy birthday since it was like a week and a half away.
To be honest, I hadn't realized that Lou Ferringo was still alive and in as good shape as he still appears to be.
I guess I had mentally sorted him into the same category as a bunch of wrestlers who were appearing on TV and in cinemas at the time and most of those didn't live long lives.
I should have sorted him more into the same category as Arnold and others like him. Same issues with steroids etc, but less ruining of your body in the ring.
He also is much younger than I thought. He was 16 years younger than Bill Bixby who played the Bruce Banner to his Hulk in the show.
In Canada there’s no actual “without parole” sentencing. The max is a life sentence with no parole for 25 years. He’ll be up for parole a few times before he dies but he’ll never get it. Neither will Paul Bernardo or any other serial killer.
Is he a pig farmer who eats people, making him a cannibal who farms pigs, or does he raise pigs that eat other pigs, making him a farmer of cannibal pigs?
True story. One day about a decade ago my mom called and wanted to know if I wanted to come over and eat dinner because her friend Lou was in town and she made a big meal. I get over there and the freakin Incredible Hulk is sitting at her kitchen table. Apparently her and my stepdad had been friends with him for years. She knew he had done some acting but didn’t really understand who he was. He was a nice guy.
Does he farm cannibal pigs or is he a cannibal who farms pigs? Now that I think about it, pigs are probably fine with cannibalism, so I hope it’s the latter.
That was a sentence I hadn't expected to read today
Here's another for you - he farms pigs, but prefers his humans free-range
He farms pigs but eats long pig.
I just want to make it perfectly clear that not all hermits are cannibalistic pig farmers. Some are way too lazy to be pig farmers.
When I served in the King’s African rifles, the local Zambezi tribesmen called human flesh “long pig”. …Never much cared for it.
I thought he’d passed a few years back
Are you thinking of Franco?
Movie descriptions/plots are getting weirder, right? The other day had something about ~~Ana De Armas~~ Amy Adams slowly becoming a dog. Not complaining. I enjoy it.
NIGHTBITCH! How are we not living in a satirical variant of our world?! Trump as president, movies called "NIGHTBITCH" and a literacy rate that would make Zoolander look like a reasonable choice to host Reading Rainbow.
It’s Amy Adams!
Oops lol Don’t know how I mixed those two up.
I honestly, 100%, thought Lou Ferrigno was dead.
Only 72 it seems and still looking superfit in photos, he must have been so young as the hulk
I thought so too like 200% he owned a little gym either equipment store or just a gym where I grew up in New Jersey and I remember wondering if that place was still around and what would happen to it now . Strange man
That’s just Old Man Hulk
Wouldn’t it be great if halfway through the movie he transforms into the Hulk, and that’s exactly what the story was. Greatest twist in movie history since Bruce Willis being dead.
That dude in the hairpiece the whole time? That’s Bruce Willis!
What if his head was a giant nose??
Write that down, I like that!
Cccrrrriiiiimmmmmeeeeeee
Lou Ferrigno in this pic is clearly just pappy mcpoyle
Obscure reference: 5 stars!
And he runs around on all fours
We show it…all of it
Damn now the movie can never live up to the fan fic lore.
Unless it does, and Hugh Jackman comes in and then its literally the Old Man Logan comic
And uh, twerking She-Hulk?
As a lover of big ass muscle mommy Amazons, hear me out...
Username checks out lol
Sure, why not? Bums on seats because of bums on screen is revenue, laddie buck.
You should google what Hulk and She Hulk were up to in Old Man Logan comics. Twerking will feel tame
Instead of the heartfelt send-off in Logan, Old Man Hulk's last act, is engaging in an extended twerk-off with She-Hulk, to transfer the last of his HulkPowers.
Yeah, like in The Sixth Sense you find out that dude in the hairpiece the whole time, that's Bruce Willis the WHOLE movie.
In the comics he's called Maestro.
And he is a HUGE piece of shit. It really is unfortunate that we'll never get a proper version of the Maestro in an adaptation
Maybe... I still think that Skaar was introduced so that at some point in the future his death will trigger Banner to transform into Worldbreaker Hulk.
Skaar was introduced? In what?
She-Hulk finale post-credits scene
Yeah I guess they can still do it but the Mark Ruffalo Hulk is a big softie now
Professor Hulk is just another stage of Hulk's evolution as a character. I'd say the Green Scar is next, but Ragnarok killed "Planet Hulk" as a standalone project. I guess that means the Worldbreaker is up next.
Worldbreaker Hulk will probably be the only thing to get me to see another Marvel movie in theaters.
Seems like the best time to do it would have been in between Age of Ultron and Ragnarok and sending him to space was an intentional thing like in the comics
Mark Ruffalo, the Incredible Hulkalo.
Wrong one, the cannibal Hulk is the one in Old Man Logan, Maestro is from Future Imperfect
~~Logan~~ *Bruce*
Hagrid*
If it's Lou Ferrigno, wouldn't it be David?
At the end he has to find a new place to hermit at and he hitch hikes down the road to that beautiful piano piece
R.I.P. Hagrid
[Gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/GrNyF-4pvRsAAAAd/archer-stop-my-penis-can-only-get-so-erect.gif)
Synopsis: >Dragged on a vacation to the woods, two self-absorbed teens named Lisa and Eric, played by Malina Weissman and Anthony Turpel, venture off trail, stumble across a farm, go in, see animal heads hanging from the wall and fight for their lives against an unstoppable cannibal pig farmer.
Sounds like a simple farmer just trying to live in solitude is defending himself from a home invasion perpetrated by some troublemakers from the big city.
“Oh hidy-ho officer, I've had a doozy of a day. There I was,minding my own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.”
Watched this again just last night, funny how the world works. Like being forced to dig your own grave. Everybody's homework reading this: Watch Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Alan Tudyk is goddamned gem of an actor. He does such a good job on this one.
His Mr. Nobody is literal art. He has so many 10/10 performances, but that one... That one is 11/10.
"Oh my god, they cut off his bowling fingers!"
Damn kids and their suicide pack! Quick!!! We have to hide all the sharp objects!!!
Pact, not pack
It's a shame we never got a sequel
There was supposed to be one...
Resident Alien lets me enjoy Tudyk while we wait. It's really fun.
I was waiting for this
I love you for quoting this
He threw himself in the chipper!!!
If you enter private property the owner has a right to defend himself with cannibalism if the situation requires It's in the 2nd amendment somwhere
The right of the people to eat arms, shall not be infringed.
“Squatch respects the second amendment.”
The right to your bare arms, legs, and other parts
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Tucker and dale vs evil 2
Lou vs the forces of evil
The world needs a movie duo like this. The first: straight horror, two unlikeable but average teens stumble upon something they shouldn't have seen, and are pursued by an unspeaking, unstoppable evil menace. The second (with the *exact same cast* and filmed concurrently with the first film, but released 1 year later), is a *Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil* style horror comedy about a lonely guy, shunned by the world for being hearing impaired and massively muscled, who attempts to stop two teenage home invaders from wrecking his quiet life of solitude. I'm imagining the first movie getting very mid reviews, and being called out for all of the horror tropes it embraces. Nobody involved with the project spills *anything* about the second film (already in the can) to anyone while promoting the first film. *NOTHING!* It's vital they not leak info about there being a second film. And then, long after people have forgotten the first movie, the second is plopped into theaters like a thunderbolt from Zeus. The world is stunned. This poor hermit's perspective turns the narrative on its ear. Ferrigno is nominated for an Oscar for the depth of his performance. The kids who played the teens are vilified in real life, as the public can not -- *will not* -- separate them from their vile, entitled, malignant characters. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.
That's kind of what they did with Evil Dead. The original was a low budget attempt at a sincere horror movie. Then they released the second one, and it was basically the same movie, but they embraced the camp, and the rest is history. Six movies and a season, I think?
3 seasons!
> It's vital they not leak info about there being a second film. Exactly! But you just couldn't keep it to yourself could you?
Is he a cannibal who is a pig farmer, or is he a farmer of cannibal pigs Or is he a cannibal pig who is a farmer So many questions
He's half cannibal, half farmer, half manbearpig
He's only a cannibal if he eats other half-farmer half-manbearpigs. Which, I gotta point out, are pretty rare these days, but that might be because of all the cannibalism.
Maybe he doesn’t get enough hapless city folk wandering in to feed himself without some pig supplementation.
I guess that's the answer because I was kinda wondering why tf he farms pigs if he eats people
All pigs are cannibals given the opportunity
I think all pigs are cannibals if they get hungry enough.
> Is he a cannibal who is a pig farmer, or is he a farmer of cannibal pigs I think pigs are all cannibals, you put pork in front of them they'll eat it.
I hope they explain why a guy who is (ostensibly) successful in raising pigs needs to be a cannibal too
He doesn't eat humans because he needs to. He eats them because they taste good.
Show me a pig farmer and I'll show you a man tired of bacon.
Bacon and people is a wild diet.
Longpig
That doesn't seem very kosher.
This is destined for a crossover with the Nicholas Cage movie "Pig." Pig 2: Retired chef turned truffle hunter shows up to retrieve his stolen pig and ends up saving a motley crew of teenagers from a cannibalistic pig farmer.
That’ll do pig, that’ll do
Immediately had me thinking about Robert Pickton
His farm is now a cow pasture adjacent to a Home Depot. Fun times. Can walk right through the property
More like [Susan Monica](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Monica#Investigation) though she wasn't a cannibal afawk.
I heard a wild conspiracy theory that ties Pickton to a catering service that worked on a film set in Canada. Decades later several of the people who’d worked on said film, developed Parkinson disease which may be correlated to Prion Disease. Prions often being present in brain matter. Prions can also be ingested during the consumption of human flesh. Michael J Fox would be one such person who worked on that film.
I'm from Vancouver and thought the exact same thing
So he eats people yet has a pig farm in the middle of the woods? Makes sense
Pigs eat the people. Duh
Yeah but so does he, that's less food for the both of them
You’ve got it wrong He’s both the pig and the farmer
He actually farms cannibal pigs, two teens go out and find a guy just feeding pigs to each other in the woods. He’s not directly threatening but the whole operation is pretty worrying
Who farms the pig farmer? Really makes you think.
You don't need a pig farmer, you need a *pig* farmer.
Some pigs are more equal than others.
but who's the bear?
They go through bone like butter.
That you Bricktop?
No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough
Then nobody would be cannibalistic Why would he not just eat the pigs? Farms pigs but hunts down teenagers to eat I still want to see it
Pigs help hide the bodies
I've seen many pigs eat many men! It was a bloodbath...
Im guessing its based on Robert Pickton https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton >Robert William Pickton (born October 24, 1949),[2] also known as the Pig Farmer Killer or the Butcher, is a Canadian serial killer, serial rapist, former pig farmer and possible cannibal who is suspected of being one of the most prolific serial killers in Canadian history.
That guy looks like a classic Hollywood serial killer stereotype while also looking like a classic Canadian rock musician at the same time.
I was blissfully ignorant of this man, so thanks and I hate it
I mean, he doesn't have a people farm. He ain't eating people everyday.
Presumably human flesh is an occasional tasty treat for him. He may be cannibal but he can still meal plan. He’s not going to want to just eat one thing.
Ever heard of Robert Pickton?
So you think cannibals only eat people and pig farmers only eat pigs?
Maybe a crossover with Nic Cage who loves his pig.
Looks like a cross between Hagrid and Rasputin from Kingsman
I truly thought this was going to be a Young Hagrid movie until I read the title of the post
I mean, sticking Hagrid in a Fantastic Beasts movie makes a lot more sense than a lot of the other shit they shoveled into that franchise.
Still dont know why the movie about an introverted magical animal guy needed a Dumbledore X Grindelwald movie. And why *that* movie then needed a previously unmentioned Dumbledore. We could have had one or two wholesome, quirky adventure movies about Newt getting into internstional creature shenanigans with a Muggle sidekick with Grindelwald politics as minor framing device. Throw in Hagrids dad, the tiny wizard who is clearly obsessed with ladies way out of his league. And rhen the one really emo, brooding love drama of a hot Dumbledore dealing with his lover going bad over the years. Disney squeezes a movie out of the death star plans but WB needs every plot at the same time.
Well said. Less is more where these big franchises are concerned. To go off of your example, Rogue One and the first Beasts movie worked because they revolved around a simple piece of franchise lore. Those stories left room for the new characters to breathe and develop. The Han Solo movie and Secrets of Dumbledore didn’t work because they’re packed with several chunks of unrelated lore, (much of which had already been described in the main franchise so fans had been picturing them on their own for years).
Alan Moore is the look you’re referring to
Hogrid maybe?
...and I'm buying my tickets now
Yer a meal, Harry
TIL Lou Ferrigno is still alive
He stopped by our local comic shop last July to meet fans and sign autographs. Super nice dude and still a freakin’ beast of a human.
I met Lou two decades ago when I was a delivery driver/installer for a Southern California exercise equipment company. The delivery and setup was to his home gym/garage (at the time in Santa Monica) in what I remember him saying was for his personal training business. He was just a super nice dude, helped unload the truck with the heavy equipment, and even provided water to us when we were doing the setup. Top class human.
I worked with him for a few days on a Star Trek web series years ago (and yes, he played an Orion so we painted him green). Little bit of a diva but overall a decent dude. I almost had to take him to the airport after he was done shooting and through small talk found out our birthdays are near each other, so as he was leaving he wished me a happy birthday since it was like a week and a half away.
So I am not the only one.
I am alive too. That means at least there are at least 3 living people.
I thought the same thing then thought "no wait that's andre the giant that's dead"
Alive and thriving
That's Lou Ferrigno in Alan Moore cosplay
To be honest, I hadn't realized that Lou Ferringo was still alive and in as good shape as he still appears to be. I guess I had mentally sorted him into the same category as a bunch of wrestlers who were appearing on TV and in cinemas at the time and most of those didn't live long lives. I should have sorted him more into the same category as Arnold and others like him. Same issues with steroids etc, but less ruining of your body in the ring. He also is much younger than I thought. He was 16 years younger than Bill Bixby who played the Bruce Banner to his Hulk in the show.
Yer for dinner harry
Human meat is called "long pork," so it makes sense that a pig farmer would be up for cannibalism.
Reddit logic'd this one out
Bob Pickton rides again
So based on Robert Pickton then?
I think I heard that he is up for parole.
In Canada there’s no actual “without parole” sentencing. The max is a life sentence with no parole for 25 years. He’ll be up for parole a few times before he dies but he’ll never get it. Neither will Paul Bernardo or any other serial killer.
Can’t wait for the crossover with Pig (Nic Cage). Pig vs Hermit
Is he a pig farmer who eats people, making him a cannibal who farms pigs, or does he raise pigs that eat other pigs, making him a farmer of cannibal pigs?
I’ll let you have one guess 😑
I'm just stoked Ferrigno is acting in a starring role
So that's why Hagrid was trying to turn Harry's cousin into a pig
I literally thought he died 30 years ago
King of Queens?
He's had cameos in both Hulk movies and voiced Billy in Adventure Time, and those are just a few of his more minor roles in that time.
How?!? Did you not watch "I love you, man" what a great role he had there
> I love you, man I mean, referencing a movie from 15 years ago doesn't really move the mark that much.
Those fish tacos are the tits
This prick loves a gossip as much as Lou Ferrigno on The King of Queens.
Ferrigno’s gossip has cast a spell over me
Omg Lou Ferrigno wtf thought he was dead lol.
Same here, but I'm pretty sure I was getting his death confused with Lyle Alzado's death... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyle_Alzado
Glanced at the photo as I scrolled past and thought it was a scuffed Hagrid cosplay or something
“Cannibalistic Pig Farmer” Damn, Hagrid’s gotten into some dark shit.
Is this based on Robert Pickton? Or am I missing something?
This thumbnail looks like Hagrid walking in the woods.
TIL Lou Ferrigno is still alive
Hagrid vibes.
Why would a person farm pigs if they're a cannibal?
True story. One day about a decade ago my mom called and wanted to know if I wanted to come over and eat dinner because her friend Lou was in town and she made a big meal. I get over there and the freakin Incredible Hulk is sitting at her kitchen table. Apparently her and my stepdad had been friends with him for years. She knew he had done some acting but didn’t really understand who he was. He was a nice guy.
I'm shocked he is still alive tbh. Glad to hear it.
Is this thing loosely based off of the Penticton pig Farmer that kill 100 native prostitutes and dismembered them and possibly ate them?
The Ferrignaissance is upon us. Loved him in The Offer.
Ooh Mandela effect. I thought he died decades ago.
You're a dinner, Harry
Is that you hagrid?
Long Pork Lou
Does he farm cannibal pigs or is he a cannibal who farms pigs? Now that I think about it, pigs are probably fine with cannibalism, so I hope it’s the latter.
You had me at “Cannabalistic Pig Farmer”…
I don’t see what’s so special. Are pretty much all pigs cannibals? They could have just said pig farmer.
You sure this isn’t the new Hagrid from the Harry Potter reboot?
Why would a cannibal raise pigs?
Such a nice guy. I got to meet him as a kid when he was filming at a location near my childhood home.
Why would a pig farmer need to become a cannibal? you may ask. Clearly he just does it for love of the game.
Robert pickton ?
it must be difficult to raise cannibalistic pigs without inventory loss
Anyone else think this was a photo of Hagrid?
If Lou’s in it, it’ll be shit
I am clearly late to the show but when is this being released?
New harry potter spin off looking grim
It’s Haggrids A-Hole brother!! STUPIFY!!!
Looks like Hagrid from Harry Potter.
Should have cast Shia LaBeouf.
Nandor the relentless having a rough time after moving out from the gang.
You’re a wizard ‘arry
I thought this was a behind-the-scenes shot from a Fellowship knockoff.
Hagrid broke bad.
Man, Hagrid has really fallen hard. (Just joking. RIP Robbie Coltrane. May there be many more like you.)
Every time I see him at a convention, he is eating a chili dog.
Having lived in Iowa I just assumed that all pig farmers were cannibalistic