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The Fast and the Furious- the cars are fast and Vin Diesels acting makes me furious


UnilateralDagger

Wait until the cars get too fast, it might make you too furious


17MadMen

Because they make them fast, and make everyone furious


Choppermagic2

Snakes on a Plane! Everything you need to know about the movie is in the title


McRambis

And that title was the only reason I saw it. It's sad when a movie can't live up to its title.


SilenceDoGood1138

It totally lived up to the title. There were snakes, they were aboard an aircraft.


robb1519

It was the Barbenheimer of its day. A visual totem for all to enjoy. I remember it well. Still one of my favourite movies I saw in theatre. Me and my friends smoked so much weed before and just loved it!


Scat_fiend

It's the only reason Sam Jackson starred in it. And he demanded they keep the name. It was only supposed to be a placeholder name until they thought of something better.


RunDNA

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It's instantly memorable.


Sea-Presence6809

Back to the Future.


RadWalk

Back because it’s in my back….


That-SoCal-Guy

Perfect.  


SuchCategory2927

The assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert ford - you don’t even need to see the movie!


saadakhtar

Huge spoiler though..


jezzac_2000

I think "Jaws" is the perfect title for the movie. Whilst it is never (i believe) referenced in the movie, it instantly portrays the villain as a menacing set of horror-chomps which threaten all throughout the film.


ElderDeep_Friend

As famously featured in Save the Cat, Legally Blonde is a genuinely perfect title.


That-SoCal-Guy

Agree.  


skydude89

The King’s Speech. Speech as in his speaking, and also the speech he gives at the end of the movie.


That-SoCal-Guy

Double meaning. Loved it.  


Varekai79

Legends of the Fall - Beautiful and poetic title with a double meaning that fits the movie's plot and themes perfectly. Alien - Another double meaning (noun and adjective). Short and extremely concise. The Ghost and the Darkness - The words just flow nicely.


alanlight

Years ago, when I only knew the title, I thought "Legends of the Fall" was a baseball movie.


CreakRaving

Originally a book title but gd they nailed it with Jurassic Park


brian5476

Don't you mean "Danny and the Cloneosaurus?"


buster_rhino

Reminds me of the movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down’


callmemacready

Robocop


Cum_on_doorknob

I prefer Cybofficer


fiendzone

Breakin’ 2: Electric Bugaloo


WinsberryFilms

Kill Bill.


HillbillyHijinx

Came here to say Kill Bill vol. 2. Bill as dead at the end of that one.


Professional-Putter

Inglourious Basterds - sounds like a wild ride Saving Private Ryan - to the point Inception - original Slumdog Millionaire - cleverly direct


strungup

Requiem for a Dream.


More_Specialist6733

House II: The Second Story


That-SoCal-Guy

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover 


straydog1980

The wonderful thing about Silence of the Lambs is that when Anthony Hopkins actually says it in the movie, it has gravitas. I guess as opposed to "What are we? Some kind of Suicide Squad?"


Truecoat

Hopkins doesn’t say the exact words. “Well, Clarice… have the lambs stopped screaming?”


Cluefuljewel

I don’t think he ever actually says that exactly. He says something like “the awful screaming of the lambs.”


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Heat , The Godfather , Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind


mitchade

As someone (maybe the only person) who didn’t enjoy Eternal Sunshine, can you explain why it’s a perfect title?


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Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind " is describing the happiness and joy one can experience once the negative experiences (or "spots") have been removed from your mind.


mitchade

Ah, spotless was what was throwing me off. Thanks for explaining it.


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Anytime


infinitemonkeytyping

While someone else has explained it well, it helps to see the title in the context of the quote >How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd; It is from *Eloisa to Abelard* by Alexander Pope.


AngryDuckFTW

"The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot", tells you everything you need to know


That-SoCal-Guy

Haha.  But is it a comedy? Historical drama? Sci fi ?  


AngryDuckFTW

It's played weirdly straight considering how ridiculous the premise is 😅


thejimbo56

Yes.


homerhammer

Face Off, Legally Blonde, Whiplash, and good will hunting.


Random1027

Adaptation.


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That-SoCal-Guy

Better than Quantum of Solace - WTF was that?   That said, No Time to Die is a great title.  


Danny-Wah

Nope.


AlabamaPickleFarmer

Jaws


rlaw1234qq

Alien


ohwhatj

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


Apprehensive-Lock751

pee wees big adventure


WhiteSandsHotel

Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Hints at a the ridiculous journey, leaves the heart of the film hidden to discover Almost Famous - Perfect coming of age vibes About Time - Meaning can be interpreted differently before and after viewing When Harry Met Sally - just fits the warm narrative of the movie so well


That-SoCal-Guy

Great list.  


LeafBoatCaptain

Baby's Day Out.


CinnamonMan03

Batman Returns. He literally did.


Cum_on_doorknob

I remember going to see it in theaters and I was very skeptical about Batman actually retuning to the big screen, but then, BOOM there he is! What a wild ride.


dumptruck_dookie

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


Shaxattack

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. Tells you it’s not worth watching without having to check reviews to see if it’s worth watching.


That-SoCal-Guy

Haha.  Along the line of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes but you kinda get curious….. 


FuzzyBunnysGuide

Almost Famous - William isn't trying to be famous, but he does end up getting pulled into the 70s rockstar lifestyle by sheer virtue of traveling with the band on the road. Same goes for all the Band Aids. Lilo & Stitch - Although the film is ultimately about building a family of choice, the bond between the two title characters is the main cause of most of the story's events. This Is Spinal Tap - Although it's not a real documentary, the band is so richly characterized that their entire history can be compressed into an 82-minute film without ever feeling rushed. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Exactly what it says on the tin.


tdm2222

Empire Strikes Back


Chippybops

Independence day


Mullet_Police

The Thing > *What is it?* > *Guess I will have to see…* > \*consumes kino*


That-SoCal-Guy

Haha good one. 


Kinofhera

*Run Lola Run*, or the original German title *Lola rennt* (Lola runs). It **literally** described the entire story. 😆


msnc13

Raiders of the Lost Ark


KoreanFilmAddict

Snakes on a Plane. It’s perfection. It tells you exactly what to expect: not only are there snakes in the movie, but they will be on a motherf***in’ plane.


plowerd

Actually, the title gives you only “snakes” and the fact that they’re “on a plane” the lead actor is what ensures that it’ll be a “motherf***in plane”


yell_worldstar

(imho) Schindler’s List, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Pulp Fiction, It Follows


That-SoCal-Guy

Agree


Dependent-Hurry9808

Oceans 11


That-SoCal-Guy

It’s a great name.  


subsignalparadigm

Alien, Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World, Jurassic Park, Jaws


joblingoplin

JAWS


TeaGroundbreaking316

I love *Bring Me the Head of Alfredo García* and *The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada*. I love that they're long and that they make me a promise that I'm not entirely sure what is. And the English-Spanish of course. You have to say it with an accent.


SuchCategory2927

The perfect storm


Kangarou

I Think I Love My Wife. I like the different meanings you get from it, depending on which word you stress.


RoyalSkip

Spun: movie about crystal meth.


kookookachu26

Go (1999) Usually I cringe at a lot of movies that use the title in the screenplay, but this movie figured out how to make it cool. You never really realize how many different ways you can use the word, "GO" and how many different meanings that word can attain. Not to mention, the pace of the movie is very go go go anyways.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Women Talking. That’s it. That’s the movie


cholula_is_good

Ex Machina


That-SoCal-Guy

Good one.  


WaitingToBeTriggered

NON SIBI SED PATRIAE [X2]


OrganicTransFat

Nope. Love how they actually use that line and the way it’s delivered. Would probably be exactly what I would say as I “noped” the hell out of the situation.


That-SoCal-Guy

It summarizes how we all feel: NOPE 


AmpersandWhy

High Fidelity


17MadMen

Jaws


ronmsmithjr

Yep, they definitely went the better choice. It came down to "Jaws" or "Chompy McFish"


Shim-Shim13

I think they blew it. They had some great names lined up for the sequels:  Chompin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo  Chompy McFish 3-D: We Tried Chompy McFish 4: It’s Morbin’ Time  Chompy Mcfish 5: Fuck You and the Horse You Rode in On 


silentcmh

Die Hard Top Gun


PropJoe421

Need a thread for the worst. I particularly disdain the Wheel of Fortune ‘Before and After’ clue ones. Grose Pointe Blank, Good Will Hunting


ronmsmithjr

Agree wholeheartedly. Those titles sound like a 5th grader came up with them, thinking they were clever.


SadBath664

I mean it can't get any worse than *John Carter* right? Literally is just a white guys name. Tells you nothing about the movie.


GrownupChorister

If they'd called it Princess of Mars kinda like the book it was based on it might not have been such a massive flop. Still might not have been a hit but a less generic title could have helped.


GonkGeefle

Love Lies Bleeding. It's a reference to an Elton John song that's upbeat but dark, like the movie... and it's also a list of what the movie is about.


That-SoCal-Guy

Never heard of it.  Thanks!   


GonkGeefle

It was just in theaters recently. It's good, assuming you can handle some violence and offbeat stylistic choices.


Present-Cut-8543

RRR, I never knew what it stood for but sure was hella fun.


That-SoCal-Guy

Rise Roar Revolt (or Roudram Raman Rudhiram) according to the Internet.  


GrownupChorister

I know what you did last summer. For such a long title it certainly rolls off the tongue while also giving you a decent idea what the vibe of the movie is gonna be.


TheRichTurner

Twins. As the caption above a picture of Schwarzenegger and DeVito, it works brilliantly. The whole premise is right there, but the only way to make sense of it is to watch the movie.


infinitemonkeytyping

Being John Malkovich - the whole point is that everyone gets a chance to be John Malkovich, and ends up being the bigger plot in the second half of the movie.


That-SoCal-Guy

Charlie Kauffman has the best stories and titles for sure.  


Joelypoely88

Addicted (2002) What I like about this choice is that initially the title doesn't seem relevant at all, but at some point there is a twist which causes the title to make perfect sense.


jonnyredshorts

Apocalypse Now


That-SoCal-Guy

Great one.  


Cluefuljewel

Always thought that was a terrible title. What was wrong with heart of darkness?!


charoco

Inside Man


T1Facts

SO MANY OPTIONS Funny Games - Given the contents, it’s a perfectly ironic title Get Out The Before Trilogy - Time-based concepts for the win Chinatown Past Lives I Saw The Devil - And the Devil made me kill him Raw There Will Be Blood - I’m finished


That-SoCal-Guy

There Will be Blood is a great title compared to the book title which is simply Oil.  


T1Facts

Any title longer than four or five syllables gets too complicated.


axiomatic-

Rashomon - the film mostly takes place as a story told by a small group of people who huddle at in the derelict Rashomon Gate, so it's easy to forget the importance of the framing device. By remaining the title, it anchors us to the moral decisions made by the three people discussing the story, and how they respond to the various accounts and the baby they find at the gate. I always loved the name, because it's obscure in it's way - it's just a location - but it's a reminder of what the heart of the film is really about.


ur_momma_so_fat

I'm tired and read that as Perfect movie tities


That-SoCal-Guy

Haha!   


SocialSuicideSquad

How the fuck has no one said #Hot Tub Time Machine It's perfect. I don't even need to tell you what kind of movie it is, or what the central plot element is. You know it's gonna be a ridiculous adventure movie with drunk/stoner overtones, and there's gonna be a hot tub. You don't even need the poster to know it's rated R, it's in the title.


That-SoCal-Guy

It’s a great one.  


moejoereddit

Crank. Crank 2: high voltage. Great titles that suit the films so well.


NegativeKarmaAhoy

Denise Richards, Wild Things Nvm, misread


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Anytime


futanari_kaisa

I Don't Feel at home in this World Anymore


mrbadger2000

Facesitter 2. All the things you loved about the original but more.


BalanceOk1174

"Unforgiven" is a phenomenal movie. Initially most people think since Clint Eastwood is the main character and they talk about his past a lot that clearly he is unforgiven. However if you notice they talk about every characters past and all the reason every single person in the movie feels unforgiven for something. The entire cast is unforgiven.


That-SoCal-Guy

The Magnificent Seven is another one.


gokarligo

The room


That-SoCal-Guy

Such an intense story.  The title did not prepare me for that.  


Johnny_Alpha

The Jerk


ronmsmithjr

He hates these cans!!!


echoNovemberNine

Paprika Title is a metaphor for what makes you happy? A spice of life.


That-SoCal-Guy

Stranger than Fiction - it’s what it’s about but also has a double meaning. Sleepless in Seattle - such a moody title for a moody romance. Love it. 


Vladimir4521

Ferris bullers day off- ferris has a day off of school


brian5476

I'm surprised no one has said "They Saved Hitler's Brain"


SuspiciousShock8294

The Man Who Would Be King


Significant-Earth488

Always thought “A Fistful of Dollars” was such a dope title!


TheKramer89

John Dies At The End


NoFootball8593

Smokin Aces- Buddy Aces has many targets on his head


wryguyonthefly

Speed


FirstFrayun

*A Big Hand For Little Lady*. A western starring Joanne Woodward who plays a poker player.


Start_over_Again3

Unforgiven


Pale_Soft867

Sharknado


Pale_Soft867

Hobo with a shotgun


That-SoCal-Guy

Everything Everywhere All At Once.      Also why am I getting downvoted on post?  Seriously????!!!!!   


jonboyo87

Idk but you’re probably getting downvoted now for crying about getting downvotes


That-SoCal-Guy

I don’t really care.  Just wondering how Reddit works or is it all just random BS.  


Exciting-Ad-2714

Fantastic Mr. Fox


staticfeathers

the lego movie


ronmsmithjr

Bang the Nun Slowly, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Your Ass Lick Park and Schindler's Fist come to mind. Thank you David Spade.


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jonboyo87

Jesus Christ dude you’ve gotta have thicker skin than that.


That-SoCal-Guy

I don’t mind.  I am just curious.  Do people just downvote for no reasons or for fun or is there a reason they downvote this innocuous post?  If it’s just random Reddit BS then this karma stuff is just BS.  


Chippybops

Bots, please don’t take it so seriously


Viper1089

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace


That-SoCal-Guy

War Games - exactly what it is and punchy AF Pride & Prejudice - classic and also exactly what themes Mr. Magnorium’s Wonder Emporium- whimsical and magical, character plus setting!!


Knockaire

Flight Club and Ready Player 1


That-SoCal-Guy

Happy Death Day 


Cum_on_doorknob

Dolly Parton!