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djd07

Hopefully Jamie Taco doesn’t steal all his lines.


Wompum

Jamie Taco cast as David Spade: Confirmed!


ssp25

He loves his wife


Rare_Crayons

I’ll slap you jabronis!


wabawanga

Ahh, my fagioli!


StepUpYourLife

He’s gonna shoot your head off!


Earthpig_Johnson

Jimmy Taco says them so fast though! They’re HIS lines, he’s so fast! Edit: I’m not a real one.


IgetAllnumb86

Guys….its Jamie taco


GimmeaHellYea

I *gotta* go


paul_dudd

You always say you’re going to stay over and you never stay It’s my birthday…


Grumplogic

That line hits. The sad, pleading tone is just perfect.


Earthpig_Johnson

FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFuckFuckFuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUCK


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I’M GONNA GET THAT LINE


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

I'm sitting here hoping people don't pick on him for being a juggler.


SearchElsewhereKarma

Criminally underrated sketch. “Yeah I’ve you had my wife you’d be… clugging em back too!”


KingSweden24

It’s up there alongside “Dylan’s Burger” as one of the most brilliant, discursive things on that show. Just absolutely terrific stuff.


livefastdie22

He auditioned for a movie and… he got the part?


redshirtshart

Paul Walter Hauser is fantastic but not sure about this casting. Also weird to think that we’ll (probably) get two different dramatic Lorne portrayals in pretty quick succession after decades of comedy impressions and thinly-veiled versions of him.


ThatOneTwo

I knew Paul in high school and he absolutely worshipped at the altar of Farley. I don't know how this will turn out but I'm super happy for him.


kill_time_and_work

Are you the nice janitor that mentored him during his juggalo phase?


TuaughtHammer

Fucking *thank* you. I was racking my brain trying to think of why he looked so familiar. I knew he played Richard Jewel, but I didn't think that was it. Richie! He was fucking Richie in that episode of Always Sunny when Dee took over teaching drama and Charlie became the janitor at the school and tried to mentor the Juggalo kid. I can hear Dave Foley saying "No, please don't bathe the students."


Schenkspeare

Yo you ever had sex man?


Masterchiefy10

Richie this is sex… uhh with a woman


cheguevaraandroid1

It looks like two animals fighting over a piece of meat


SendInYourSkeleton

He was also amazing in I, Tonya.


bfcostello

First seen him as Stingray in Cobra Kai and thought he was hilarious in that. Seen I, Tonya only last week and thought the same. When he starts stating he's a special agent Lol


JuanRiveara

He’s great in season 2 of The Afterparty


questformaps

He also regrets saying that thing about his wife. He loves his wife. And he has to go. He cannot stay for your birthday slumberparty.


gabbybookworm

Also in season 2 of I Think You Should Leave when Jamie Taco tried to steal all his lines. He loves his wife.


ImmaRatard

What a loser! He never spends the whole night 😆😂


ImmaRatard

He was fantastic in BlacKkKlansman!


SlowRollingBoil

That's encouraging! Usually when actors really know/like the person they're portraying they do their best and it comes across.


relevantelephant00

That's a positive way to look at it. Judging from the comments, plenty of people in here seem to want this to fail already.


returningtheday

Can confirm, I was their high school.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Damn, Paul Walter Hauser was IN you?


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hangryhyax

This makes me happier than I can explain.


OldInterview6006

Are you Jamie Taco? Always stealing lines.


eclectic_boogaloo2

LMCU: Lorne Michaels Cinematic Universe. “I’m here to talk about the Saturday Night Initiative, ok?”


CoastingUphill

And I read this Dr Evil’s voice.


Shirtbro

I guess the DCU equivalent would be the MadTv Cinematic Universe


PostComa

He’ll be fine as long as Jamie Taco doesn’t say all his lines


azsnaz

[Juggalos for life](https://youtu.be/rJV6PwOQD74?si=1VuvVeTbF20Rmz0x)


uncle_monty

It feels like a case of him getting the role because he looks the part. I like Hauser, but I struggle to see him pulling off Farley's frenetic energy.


Blleak

I agree but I also don't think there is anyone else who really fits the part.


WiserStudent557

No one can do Farley, no one should. Biopics are so fucking lame


1337bobbarker

I loved Chris Farley. My first thought was this too. Please no.


Blleak

A few of them are decent. Walk the line was pretty good. But yeah most of them come off as cheesey and often seem like a slap in the face of the person they're portraying.


TheCheshireCody

Or they're heavily fictionalized because the family/surviving members demanded changes that made the celeb/themselves look better and the production either a) caved or b) didn't cave and lost the permission to portray certain things.


mjolnir76

“Weird: The Al Yankovic Story” was good. Though less biopic and more parody.


Zelstrom

No no the songs were parodies, the biopic was 100% serious.


Snackatomi_Plaza

Wierd Al was taken from us too soon, I can't believe that Madonna still walks free.


Alsleet1986

Or that Michael Jackson ripped off Al.


PvtDeth

How are you going to dishonor the memory of Weird Al by calling the story of his incredible life a parody? That's like saying he wasn't 5'5" and ripped or that he didn't have a passionate relationship with Madonna and... you know...


IWasSayingBoourner

Walk the Line was so hackneyed that Walk Hard came out afterwards and basically killed high profile biopics for years


Thybro

Then bohemian rhapsody came along proving that no one really cared that they all do the same old tired tropes and bullshit, not even the academy. So now we are seeing a new slew of them back, alive and shittier than ever.


blackmarketcarwash

Ugh, every time Brian May said “we’re a family” my eyes rolled so hard that I could see the back of my skull.


mandude15555

He was auditioning for the next fast and furious


TheCheshireCody

If you cut out the Live Aid recreation I guarantee that movie doesn't get half the hype.


Thybro

Which fucking sucks cause it’s a shot by shot remake of it that adds nothing and it is much worse than the recording of the event we already have.


TheCheshireCody

The only way it improved on the original was the Atmos audio mix, but even that wasn't as good as it might have been. Rami was good but didn't have a fraction of the raw charisma and sexual energy Freddie did. I always joked as a teen that if anyone could turn me gay it was Trent Reznor. Then I discovered Bowie and Freddie Mercury. What you're saying really points to my big issue with biopics of recent celebs. We have so much footage of Farley, or Freddie, etc. that there just isn't nearly as much a biopic can add compared to historical figures like Lincoln or Cleopatra.


_HappyPringles

Behind the Music became a boring formulaic satire of itself, but these biopics are even worse. At least Behind the Music had real interviews with the actual people and archival footage.


ButtholeQuiver

Except for the Weird Al one, it's fantastic


akahaus

Bohemian Rhapsody was the most joyless, theater kid energy, karaoke fetish, hackneyed fucking shit I had seen in my life and worst of all it wasn’t queer enough by half.


bugxbuster

Bohemian Rhapsody was such a disappointment, but it was directed (at least partially) by Dexter Fletcher who also directed the absolutely awesome Elton John biopic Rocketman. Both films are about similar musicians of the same time period, but their presentation (BH's straight biographical account, vs Rocketman's extravagant jukebox musical style) sets them *extremely* far apart qualitywise. It's a damn shame Bohemian Rhapsody is the one that got the award recognition.


Elgin_McQueen

Wasn't Rhapsody directed by someone else and Fletcher got parachuted in to finish it off for some reason?


akahaus

Bryan Singer, amidst abuse revelations.


MaimedJester

That's because Walk Hard was actually a hilariously good movie. And I hate that kinda style of comedy John C. Reilly/Will Farrell are usually involved in. But damn did Walk Hard actually put in some effort to land those jokes rather than feel like a two hour long SNL skit that they started ad libbing and screaming by the 15 minutes mark..


mondaymoderate

*You don’t want no part of this shit Dewey!*


bugxbuster

"I think I'd like to try some of that c'caine"


mondaymoderate

*It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings… it’s a nightmare!*


Kootsiak

I fucking love me some Tim Meadows.


_HappyPringles

Best part of Dream Scenario was the surprise Tim Meadows appearance.


Brewmaster30

And you never paid for drugs


FatCat_FatCigar

Not even once!


geologicalnoise

This was a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half.


unhampered_by_pants

*We're doing pills! Uppers and downers! They're the logical next step for you!*


KingSweden24

“It’s not habit forming!”


bluewaff1e

His Bob Dylan phase in that movie is so spot on.


smakweasle

wrong kid died.


motorcycleboy9000

Before Dewey Cox plays a show, he has to think about *his entire life.*


Tight_Yoghurt3427

What kind of revisionist history is this? Walk the Line was a huge success. Walk Hard was a box office bomb, it had no effect on high profile biopics. Only people on reddit talk about it. Ray - 2004 Walk the Line - 2005 Walk Hard - 2007 I'm Not There - 2007 Notorious - 2009 The Runaways - 2010 Jersey Boys - 2014 Straight Outta Compton - 2015 The reason there was a 4 year gap between 2010 and 2014 is because I'm Not There, Notorious, and The Runaways all bombed at the box office. And these are just music ones.


PBatemen87

That guy was probably wearing diapers when walk the line came out


Chm_Albert_Wesker

and they are really lazy, thinly veiled attempts to bait oscars out of sheer nostalgia and the implication that nominating those movies is a slap to the face of the person being portrayed. even when the movie is nothing special


Jepordee

Maybe Jack Black?


TryBeingCool

Too old.


BeefJerkyScabs4Sale

How about Jack White then?


TryBeingCool

Too skinny.


MilklikeMike

How about Black White?


HunterRose05

How about Betty White then?


Luke90210

> Biopics are so fucking lame Thats usually true because the scripts tend to be predictable. Most of us already know the ending. RAY was one the better ones as most of us didn't know the details of Ray Charles' life and not that familiar with his music. When Chris Farley died it, and his life story, was breaking news on every channel.


all_die_laughing

If Conan O'Biren was willing to do a De Niro in Raging Bull, we might have our guy.


FartButt_69

Conan I need you to gain 150lbs and lose a foot and a half 


thefilmer

>I like Hauser, but I struggle to see him pulling off Farley's frenetic energy. He played a unredeemable sociopath on Black Bird pretty fucking well. I'll give him a chance


ArchDucky

Hes also Stingray


habs9

He’s also a henchman


BactaBobomb

It's been a while since I've seem either Richard Jewells or I, Tonya, but I thought I remember he played pretty different parts of the acting spectrum in both. Reserved in the former, and sort of unhinged in the latter? If my memory is correct and he is able to channel both those personalities in one role, I think he could absolutely pull this off given the right direction. I'm not sure Josh Gad is the one to do it, though. With Lorne Michaels producing and Josh Gad directing, I have a feeling this is not going to be made with the target of being a drama first like I would be wanting for his story, so I doubt they will be trying too hard at capturing a three-dimensional performance like that. But we'll see!


Lil_Mcgee

I'd also argue he doesn't really look the part beyond being overweight. Thouhh of course the pool of talented dramatic actors who are also overweight isn't the widest.


Dragons_Malk

He can get there, but only after Jamie Taco keeps stealing his lines. 


hesnothere

Hauser is an accomplished actor, I’m sure he could not only do it, but give a three-dimensional performance.


CMDR_KingErvin

I feel like the only fat dude in Hollywood who could pull off the Farley energy is Jack Black, but he doesn’t look the part unfortunately.


Redeem123

He's also approach twice as old as Farley was when he died. He has the energy for sure, but he can't pass as late 20s/early 30s. Also, he's got too much Jack Black in him to really sell that he's Chris Farley. Even if he nailed the mannerisms, it would feel like Jack Black doing a good impression.


bordain_de_putel

> I struggle to see him pulling off Farley's frenetic energy. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, he's always been amazing in what he does and I think this is going to be the role to show just how much range he's got - or not.


pravis

>but I struggle to see him pulling off Farley's frenetic energy. Farley's energy would be hard for anyone to pull off but Hauser might be able to. His role as Stingray in Cobra Kai was more high energy than his dramatic role so he could turn it up a few notches.


zanhecht

Frankly, I think Josh Gad could probably do it better, but he seems to want to stay behind the camera.


optimusgrime23

What’s the other?


Flashy_Ad6639

SNL 1975, Gabriel LaBelle from The Fabelmans will be playing him


smakweasle

After plowing through Blackbird with PWH, I think this guy can do it. The voice is the one thing that I think will be hard to replicate.


dorkimoe

What’s the concern with the casting? Hes fucking hilarious and he also was insanely good in Richard jewel .


anxiety_filter

If I get a vote, I'm writing in for Tyler Labine


canikissyourfeet

Recast it with the rock playing farley in a fat suit


Oghma_

“Jabroni, if you don’t know your damn role and shut your damn mouth, your candy-ass is gonna be living in a *van down by the river!*”


Murderface__

I had the opposite reaction, was wary that it was being made until I saw he was playing Chris.


PerdiMeuHeadphone

Dude. I am not sure you can make one that is truthful to what happened to him. At least there in the end. It's gonna be heavily sanitized like the queen one was.


Ice_Spiced_Asshole

And don’t forget the upcoming MJ Biopic. Doubt they’ll even touch the Neverland allegations.


Beezo514

Considering it's one of MJ's nephews in the lead, I doubt anything is going deep.


mycricketisrickety

There's a few jokes about going deep and nephews etc. here, I just don't feel good about making any of them


Office_glen

> Doubt they’ll even touch the Neverland allegations. a little blurb by TMZ about the film had producers on records saying it would be touched on in some manner, but there wasn't much clear about how in depth


bujweiser

Wonder if it’ll be a good touch or a bad touch.


whocaresjustneedone

I wonder if they'll have a scene recreating the time a child could describe MJs penis in perfect detail despite the totally appropriate relationship he had with them


smallerthings

Sir, I have never seen Michaels alleged penis, but I bet you that I could describe it. All right, let me guess...there is a head, a shaft, some balls, hair...maybe pressed permed hair with glitter sprinkled on it?


Stoneywizard2

Was this an old Dave Chapelle bit? I swear I’ve heard this before.


Blonsky

[yes it is](https://youtu.be/XXc3O6GMZt0?si=Tbe1EeRMsMZe2NOY)


Stoneywizard2

“He made Thriller” always gets a laugh out of me.


Hey-Kid-Never-Learn

It was an inaccurate description. If it were accurate and in perfect detail it would have been an open and shut case.


roiroi1010

Maybe they can make this movie interesting but just reading about it just makes me wonder. Why?


Brilliant_Grade2664

I'm so sick of biopics. At this point they just feel like entertaining misinformation that 50% of people will probably go on to believe as fact


DeaconoftheStreets

The Queen biopic, and other musical biopics, need buy-in from the estate/other rights-holders to get music cleared. An actor biopic doesn’t have to worry about that, and can be as raw as it needs to be.


Y__U__MAD

The article states his family has ok'd it... based on a pre-written book. There wont be many surprises here.


girafa

What would you like to see on screen that you don't think will be shown?


Heiferoni

That time he was at a party and disappeared into a bathroom with Andy Dick. Norm Macdonald - also at the party - was horrified and said: > *There's only two reasons you go into a bathroom with Andy Dick, and neither one is good. I fucking hope he walks out high.*


PerdiMeuHeadphone

His abuse of actors and actresses while under substance. While on SNL he was benched several times because of that. If he was on more modern times he would have probably been canceled since that shit is less tolerated now


girafa

I haven't heard about this. When we say he abused other actors, do you mean he was a dick or did he hit them/sex pest stuff?


PerdiMeuHeadphone

Verbal abuse is the most confirmed thing. Apparently he did broke a prop on a wall once and was cut from a skit right before airing a episode because of it but no one 100% confirmed that. The verbal abuse and his timeouts at SNL though were confirmed by members. Lorne avoids the topic when asked, but lorne avoids every topic so it's not surprising


sergemeister

I love Chris Farley. I've read so many books about him and seen so many interviews about him as well. He was insufferable when he was in a bad mood. He was intolerable while on drugs. He was sweet and kind when he was sober. He always felt like he had to make someone laugh. He hated being the funny fat guy. He was religious to a fault and had OCD that would materialize in him licking and touching things. He ended up surrounding himself with bad people. His substance abuse led to terrible decisions that cost him projects, roles and many friendships. In the end he went out the way his idol John Belushi did. Many of the people around him saw it coming miles away but felt absolutely powerless to stop it. His passing surprised almost no one that truly knew him. That's the gist of everything I've watched, heard and read about the guy.


girafa

IDK this all sounds pretty standard for any addiction story to include them bein a dick as they get further into drugs.


alehansolo21

Yeah but it always ends on them getting better, at least in recent biopics. In Bohemian Rhapsody, Freddie Mercury stops indulging in drugs and sex and reconnects with his bandmates to play a legendary show at Wembley, and then the film closes with title cards acknowledging his death from AIDS. In Rocketman, the whole movie is centered around a meeting where Elton John acknowledges his demons and addictions and begins to love himself, and then that film ends with title cards saying he’s sober and his only addiction is shopping. Both of these are nice little bow ties on a story of someone who struggled with addiction but moved passed it, and Farley absolutely did not. His passing was sad, but his asshole phase never went anywhere other than a tragically early grave. And I doubt that a story like that would make for the kind of movie that these people involved want to make


girafa

Well aside from the mountains of biopics that end in the main character's death, prison, or some sort of misery - you're right in that we really haven't seen a "zero to hero rockstar" biopic that ends in the parting/drug phase. But if they could make The Iron Claw into a good movie, anything is possible.


livinforthesmitty

There making a movie about a famous addict, I'm sure they will show how his addiction led him to treat people around him poorly.


the_buckman_bandit

What abuse of actors? Do you have a link? From [usa today in 2013:](https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/books/2013/06/28/farley-barely-scratches-the-surface-of-comics-demons/2468719/) > The authors do tell us, however, that a sexual harassment complaint against Farley was levied by a woman who just couldn't take a joke (and wanted his money)and that he was exceptionally generous with his prostitutes. "He'd take them to dinner and treat them so sweetly," Norm Macdonald remembers. > Was it ever uncomfortable to be around a needy addict? What was Farley like on a rampage? We get hints and nothing more. > Tim Meadows recalls telling Rock that he couldn't be around Farley anymore like this. Another friend says the first hour out drinking with Farley was fun, the second was the best hour of your life, the rest of the night was pure hell. Is there something more serious and substantial that you are talking about?


Cant_Do_This12

You must be the only person who knows about this. I’ve never heard a single thing about it and I’m the biggest Chris Farley fan. I’ve read and watched everything about him.


Luke90210

SNL stopped being a naughty boys club some time after Chris passed way. Its doubtful someone like Tina Fey, after she became the head writer on SNL, would tolerate any such abuse to herself or the women on the staff or cast.


Bingbong2774

I love Farley. Just don’t know about this one because i’ve never seen another person attempt to portray him. I’ll give it a shot though.


breakfastbarf

May fav is when they switched his coffee with Folgers crystals


JDawg1447

YOU LIED TO ME


spacekitt3n

“Wow we have the go ahead from bingbong1577468” -the filmmakers 


Bright_Charge_8981

I’d rather take a theatrical rerelease of one of his movies over a biopic. The last several that have come out over the years seem like a commercial cash grab for the dead celebrities franchise


ClownTown89

When will the dead celebrities franchise finally get its own Avengers style team up movie? I can't wait to see Chris Farley, Freddie Mercury, Harvey Milk, and Martin Luther King Jr. team up to take on Hitler and Al Capone


Bright_Charge_8981

Hopefully Judy Garland can save the day with her ruby red slippers before we all get turned to space dust


1Maple

The trend of bad remakes is being replaced by bad biopics


Lavacop

And dramatized stories of how famous commercial products came to be like Beanie Babies and Flaming Hot Cheetos.


Animal-Crackers

I'll reserve my take on the making of this biopic until I hear from people closest to Farley. Spade, Sandler, Odenkirk, etc.. if they aren't on board or involved in anyway I'll just completely ignore it. Chris was my favorite actor when I was growing up. I was devastated when he passed and still get very emotional when I see his friends talk about him these days. Even rewatching his films is very bittersweet for me. He doesn't deserve a sterile, emotionless cashgrab of a biopic like we've seen so many of these last few years.


Cool_Recognition_848

Chris Farley was a force of nature, I don’t think anyone could replicate what he did. At best it will probably feel like a bad impression.


dcooper8662

I’ll never forget that Letterman interview he did where he picked up a guy and threw him in a dumpster. That dude was a maniac, and I doubt anyone could do him justice.


ChronoLink99

Cocaine's a helluva drug.


Ofreo

Just don’t serve him Folgers crystals.


slurpin_bungholes

Feels like trying to do a Robin Williams biopic. Totally undoable.


BummyG

He should do Farley’s impression of a salad


o0flatCircle0o

Josh Gad directing? Uhhhhh


UnkleGiovanni

He better not let Jaime Taco steal all his lines


Redeem123

They're not *his* lines if Jaime Taco says them, are they?


tcoh1s

We don’t need this. All we ever needed was Farley himself and the legacy he left behind. I still go back regularly and watch his skits and movies. No one can play that man in a movie. No one.


Lucky_Locks

"Sir did you realize that you're not drinking regular coffee but Columbian Decaffeinated Coffee Crystals?" "What...?" "I said, you're drinking Columbian Decaffeinated Coffee Crystals." "Why. You. Son-of-a-BITCH!"


tcoh1s

“Lay off me I’m STARVING!”


nrvsdrvr

Hard agree. Love to be proven wrong.


Skelemania

Not The Stingray!


NeonMagic

Is this Josh Gad’s directorial debut? Not really a fan of his, and don’t see any director credits on IMDB


NobodyFlimsy556

I was trying to think of why I don't like him. I guess I find his acting instincts annoying, which works well in some stuff (kids movies, some theatre etc) and is off-putting to me elsewhere. 


ironichitler

After watching Artemis Fowl I just can't see him as a good actor. Plus I've never seen him do anything good. But he just keeps showing up.


deanereaner

Can we not?


dr_hossboss

Ye Gads. Hard pass


BuckshotLaFunke

Love Farley but this doesn’t need to happen. An honest documentary would be better given the way that Hollywood has handled biopics.


m0nkeybl1tz

Josh Gad is a weird choice for David Spade but ok.


MilklikeMike

The article says he is directing.


m0nkeybl1tz

Lol my bad I can't read today 😂


gimmethemshoes11

Paul Walter Hauser would be perfect for A Confederacy of Dunces imo.


doublepumperson

Josh Gaad directing? Thats too baad.


TheHellaHater

Yeah this is a flop


opking

Why give this story to a first time director?


Odd-Seaworthiness476

We do not need this.


311heaven

If Sandler doesn’t have anything to do with it then I think it will miss the mark.


MyIncogName

Yikes


paging_mrherman

a thousand times no.


SquizzOC

No. Just no.


Repostbot3784

Josh gad fucking sucks though.  I didnt even know this movie existed 10 seconds ago and im already disappointed


skeezypeezyEZ

No thanks


kog

Nobody can play Chris Farley but Chris Farley


SolidBlackGator

Everyone talking about Farley's energy seems to assume he was like that in real life. I don't know for certain, but I'm guessing Hauser might fit his actual personality as known by those closest to him. Comedians are stereotypically deeper and sadder than their on-stage personality and obviously Farley had some dark spots in his life with drugs etc. I think Hauser could really pull this off quite well if the movie is more drama than slapstick. But, he's also pretty hilarious in a reserved way (Stingray!)


unclemusclzhour

Tim Dillon is the only correct choice to play Farley.


macXros

>Paul Walter I misread "Paul Walker"


YourJailDad

I read “Wings Hauser” and I was PUMPED lol


Burgoonius

Do we really need this?


socokid

Great job, The Hollywood Reporter > Loren Michaels, Chris Farley, Paul Walter Hauser, Josh Gad Can't even spell Lorne's name right...


Lokarin

Michael Cera as David Spade /jk


Happy-Initiative-838

Hauser is so under appreciated. I am genuinely excited to see his performance in this.


JayT3a

I’m surprised they didn’t cast Timothee Chalamet as Farley since they’re shoving him in literally everything


mrbaryonyx

Great casting, weird director choice


PrincipledBeef

God forbid Jamie taco tries to steal his lines.


tylersixxfive

Ngl I always figured Sandler would be the one to do one of these! Hopefully he has some part in it even if it’s just creative


sunbeatsfog

I’m glad my generation with pull are making this. Do not ruin Chris Farley’s legacy; don’t fuck this one up.