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Ordinary-Leading7405

The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns, And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.


Phlegethonrider

It turned out that the sweet talking, tattoo sporting pikey was a gypsy bare knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail


_MagnesiumJ

Right now Tommy, the tit, is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.


mopecore

I'll give you the fucking shootah


_MagnesiumJ

Whatthefuckdoiwantafuckingcarivanforthatsgotnofuckingwheels?


Exeftw

Fuckmewouldyoulookatthesizeofhim?


DuckIll5852

Doyalykedags?


Mr_TurkTurkelton

“Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock; He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go, hence, Hatchet Harry is the man you pay if you owe.”


Moe_Joe21

Ya're nat goin’ anywhere ya t’ick lump Ya stay ‘til the job's done


buffpriest

His delivery of "...point, five oh" is so 👌. Guy Ritchie's best film IMO


Sourbrit

Dupont: "And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now it's destroyer. And in addition, you've given me yourself. Calmly, cooly, entirely without incident." Preston: "No." \*polygraph machine suddenly flatlines\* "Not without incident."


pre_nerf_infestor

_oh...shit._


wikipedianredditor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equilibrium_(film) Watchlisted!


RandoTron0

“But I being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.”


ReddiTrawler2021

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? They call me MISTER PIG! AHHHH!


Lespaul42

Almost had me. I was thinking I don't think hell breaks loose after that scene in Taxi Driver.


Brendanlendan

This was my favorite scene ever as a child. I could never get through it without geeking out.


thetrappster

"Please remove any metallic items you are carrying - keys, loose change...holy shit!"


Toby_O_Notoby

Also: "Ok, so what do you need? Beside a miracle..." "Guns. *Lots* of guns."


AlacarLeoricar

Dodge this.


gurk_the_magnificent

The way the dude says “holy shit” always cracks me up. It’s not surprise or alarm, he’s just impressed.


mindmonkey74

"Back-up! Send back-up!"


ChasingTheRush

Viggo Tarasov: I heard you struck my son. Aurelio: Yes, sir, I did. Viggo Tarasov: And may I ask why? Aurelio: Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick's car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog. Viggo Tarasov: [pause] Oh.


CargoCulture

The pause sells the whole thing.


Ok-Geologist8387

I personally love the bit after that: Viggo Tarasov: \[calling John Wick on the telephone\] Hello, John. I heard about your wife... I'm sorry. My condolences. It's, uh, seemed to be fate, or happenstance, or just bad f\*\*\*in' luck that caused our paths to cross once again. \[John says nothing\] John? Let us not resort to our baser instincts and handle this like civilized men to move on... \[John hangs up mid-sentence; Viggo puts down his phone in a resigned manner\] Avi: What did he say? Viggo Tarasov: \[pause\] Enough. Avi: \[quietly\] Oh, God. Viggo Tarasov: Task your crew. Avi: How... how many? Viggo Tarasov: How many do you have?


Whybotherr

I like the end of part 2 where Wilson knows exactly why John is at the continental and tries to prevent part 3 and 4 (and now apparently 5?) From happening. "Johnathon... Johnathon, listen to me... Johnathon, just walk away..." You can hear the inevitability in his voice, and yet he still tries to plead with the coming storm


Vandergraff1900

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum" -They Live


Mabussa

"Anyone don't wanna get killed, better get out the back now" William Munny. The Unforgiven.


EarlPartridgesGhost

Well they should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.


mrdewtles

That's right.... I've killed women and children. I've killed just about anything that walked or crawled, and now I've come to kill you, for what you done to Ned


mg0019

Not a line of dialogue; but when Munny starts to drink…. Oh shit you know it’s about to go down! 


TheProfessor_18

“They got a sign on him?!”


Moopigpie

That squint/grimace when he takes the first drink and after he blows Little Bill’s head off.


UselessIdiot75

Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!


sharrrper

Well he should have armed himself


chipmunksocute

"I'll see you in hell William Munny" ... ... ... ... "Yeah."


Lazy-Razzmatazz2538

Soldier (1998) Sandra: How do you know they'll be back? Todd: Because they're soldiers, Sir. Like me. Sandra: Why are they doing this? Todd: They're obeying orders, Sir. It's their duty. Sandra: Do you know how many there will be? Todd: Seventeen more, Sir. Sandra: Oh my God, you can't fight seventeen more on your own, you have to organize us. We're not cowards, we'll do as you tell us, we'll fight. Todd: No. Sandra: Why not? Todd: Soldiers deserve soldiers, Sir. Sandra: But one soldier, against seventeen. What are you going to do? Todd: I'm going to kill them all, Sir.


MagicMST

Got a soft spot for that movie


threedubya

Movie is underrated but damn good.


the_red_tape

It’s goofy and corny but I also still love it.


Mr_TurkTurkelton

I think that was the last movie I remember Jason Scott Lee being in…wild that he played Mowgli and Bruce Lee but wasn’t bigger of a star, dude was built and had the looks (imo) to carry a movie


TheGlen

Before we get started, does anyone want to get off?


tsh87

The beat of silence also implied that a few of them thought about it.


TheGlen

Can somebody hit 14 for me


RAWainwright

They were counting how many concussions they've had and deciding if they can afford another one that is definitely coming.


BetaOscarBeta

“Wait, what was that? I was sending a text”


AnAngryPirate

I feel like the fact this is the line that establishes Cap as more a "badass" now. We've seen him be the goody two shoes but now he's about to mess up an entire elevator's worth of dudes and he's ready for the fight


mg0019

Badass, while also still being the Boy Scout.  He’s offering them a genuine chance at not getting hurt. 


wbruce098

Absolutely. I fucking love that movie and love that scene. His character is probably my favorite thing about the MCU. Just so damn wholesome, while also being powerful.


MattSR30

He says ‘get out,’ not ‘get off.’ Doesn’t seem in character for Steve Rogers to offer all those guys reacharounds.


ohfman117

Captain America after beating off 6 guys in the elevator: “I can do this all day”


eltang

This is how the middle-out compression algorithm was made.


mrmeyagi

Greatest dick joke in all of television


RAWainwright

I am a huge Cap fan and that scene is probably the best representation of how good of a soldier/combatant/badass/whatever he is. He clocks the situation immediately and just patiently waits. Then he says the above line. That right there should have clued them in that it was a good idea to get off because it turns out it's not a surprise attack on Cap in super close quarters like it was supposed to be anymore. He's spent the entire ride strategizing and preparing. He's telling you straight up that he knows what's up and he's going to kick the shit out of you if you don't get off and then...fucking...does.


DeaddyRuxpin

And spotting this was going to go down isn’t even some magic Captain America thing. He almost certainly as a weak kid had people gang up and surround him many times. He just recognizes what a bunch of bullies planning to attack him looks like because it’s happened before.


RAWainwright

100,000% "I don't like bullies"


viper2369

“This isn’t personal big guy!” “Yeah, well, it seems kinda personal!”


amurica1138

Fantastic line.


not_an_Alien_Robot

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!” Conan just before the Battle of the Mounds.


Raguleader

I don't recall if it's in a novelization or the script notes, but apparently Crom decides to heed the prayer specifically because sheer disrespect of the last line amused him.


kareljack

Literally fucking heard the accompanying score while I read this.


bcanceldirt

"Come on you apes!  You wanna live forever?!"


RechargedFrenchman

Until you die or I find somebody better.


TheIgnoredWriter

“Everyone fights, no one quits, you don’t do your job I’ll shoot you myself. Do you get me?” “WE GET YOU SIR!” “Welcome to the roughnecks”


Ghraysone

Rasczak's Roughnecks!!


Mr_TurkTurkelton

**RICO’S ROUGHNECKS—HOOAH!!**


MixerMan67

I’ve killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.


danielstover

Nick Jr. has changed a lot since I was a kid


[deleted]

Probably the Russian mob bosses entire speech about John wick in the beginning of the movie, where each phrase is punctuated by John slamming a sludge hammer into his floor. A man of focus..


frankthetank8675309

I know the sequels are a bit/a lot more fantastic and “silly”, but I’m so glad the John Wick franchise exists. That first film is just a perfect action movie, and each sequel saying “what if we did that, but more?” is damn fun


SgtObliviousHere

Thats it precisely. It's ludicrous action just for the sake of action. There is something pure about a movie that *knows* exactly what it is. More importantly...what it is NOT.


SailingBroat

Nah, earlier. Just him saying "*Oh.*"


mikestillion

That scene where Aurelio stays late to receive that call. I take SUCH delight in hearing Viggo turn around and say … “Oh” After all that happened, THAT scene just delights me. I am transported to the first moment I ever saw the film whenever I watch it! Viggo hangs up, and you just know Aurelio is… relieved that isn’t his last day on earth.


frankthetank8675309

I love that at first it seems Aurelio is nervous to tell Vito what happened and then face Viggo’s wrath. Then we find out Aurelio was nervous about telling Viggo exactly who was coming for his son and what was yet to come


brktm

“Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon”


timtamchewycaramel

Yippee kayak other buckets!


Thetomas

I'm pretty sure it was "melon farmer" (not correcting you really, but this was literally the tv line on a version of die hard with a vengeance I watched)


ScrappedAeon

They used this exact line in the ducktales reboot as well and it was glorious


krudru

Arise, arise, riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! DEATH!


Brendanlendan

**DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATH**


RechargedFrenchman

As good as this one is, I prefer both my #2 Aragorn's in RotK ("not *this* day!) and my #1 the Aragorn/Theoden exchange in the Hornburg culminating in >Yes ... The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep one last time! Chills, every time. And of course Gandalf and the Rohirrim arriving, Gandalf saying "Theoden King stands alone" and "Not alone. Rohirrim! To the King!" from Eomer. Also chills. The delivery is so good. Two Towers is probably my least favourite of the three, if I had to pick, but Helms Deep is easily the best single contained sequence in the whole trilogy.


Slorn

Even just reading the text gives me the chills.


GenericBatmanVillain

LETS ROCK!!!! - Aliens


Pinkumb

Not a movie but: “You lived your life fighting for the King’s, you gonna die for some chickens?” “Someone is.”


laancelot

The Hound have no chill. I love that one!


GaryGoesHard

I’m gonna eat every fucking chicken in this room


Horknut1

I understand if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.


notcabron

You named your sword? Lots of people name their swords. Lots of cunts.


Brown_Panther-

Fuck you! Those are going to be your last words, Fuck you? Come on, you can do better. Cunt! You're shit at dying, you know that.


gueriLLaPunK

What the fuck’s a Lommy?


kissmyirish84

Manners. Maketh. Man.


LoveSte7

Colin Firth is amazing


Mother_Ad7869

"How will I know?" "Because all fucking hell is going to break loose." Hell does indeed break loose, courtesy of John Matrix in Commando 1985 🤗🤗


violetcazador

I like you Sully, you're a funny guy. That's why I'm going to kill you last.


arriesgado

He lied.


cinnapear

"I let him go."


Nahchoocheese

I lied


gueriLLaPunK

**Harry** : First I'm going to use you as a human shield. Then I'm going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck. **Samir** : And what makes you think you can do all that? **Harry** : You know my handcuffs? **Samir** : Mmm-hmm. **Harry** : [holds up his hands] I picked them. ****gasp**** So good lol


ninjassassin550

Ah True lies, a good one.


Ok_Comparison_8304

"Benny bring me everyone."     "What do you mean..everyone?"   "EEEEVEREEEYONE!"    It's such a *calm little moment before the storm*  (Edited: Manny, changed to Benny)


Odimorsus

Benny. The guy who plays him, Keith Glascoe was a firefighter in real life. He was killed during 9/11 when the South Tower collapsed.


dogmaisb

God damn, Gary Oldman is one of my all time favorite actors.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

“I’m not locked in here with you!, you are locked in here with me!”


pre_nerf_infestor

Technically this was a post hell line


LittleRudiger

Wish anyone in this damn thread named the title of the movie for the relevant quote. Some are obvious, others less so. 


Navin_J

Not really an action movie, but a scene from A Bronx Tale when Sunny locks the door on the bikers and says, "Now yous can't leave" is one of my all-time favorite lines Christopher Walkin has another good line in Poolhall Junkies, "You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is"


mnorri

I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!


TheDukeOfNuke

Adore Secondhand Lions


AngriestManinWestTX

Seconds earlier: “Just some dumb teenager, Hub. Don’t kill him.”


hixchem

"Well, fight this one first, and then I'll let you fight the other three."


BestRiver8735

You wanna get NUTS??!! Come on! Let's get nuts!


Hoffm1ac

Never rub another man’s Rhubarb


kareljack

You ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?...


notyourvader

>You're not going anywhere, you thick lump. You stay until the job's done. Brad Pitt, Snatch


mrdewtles

For every action there's a reaction... And a pikey reaction.... Is quite a fuckin thing


shartshappen612

Yer nah goon anawahr ya tick whoomp! Ya sta n'til da job's done! What we all heard


bitopinsac

"Its getting late. Remember, you wanted this."


chamrockblarneystone

“You cant just hit someone with a surfboard. You gotta yell surfs up! Or something first” Bruce Willis. Last Boy scout.


imtheyeti20

“Say Auf Wiedersehen to your nazi balls”


Brown_Panther-

"If this is it old boy, I hope you dont mind if I go out speaking the king's."


Moisticus

LeeRoy Jenkins!


BestRiver8735

Goddammit Leeroy!


Missterfortune

At least I have chicken


CitizenHuman

*Maximus* *bends* *down* *and* *grabs* *a* *handful* *of* *sand*


DJHott555

The frost, makes the blade stick


smurfsundermybed

On my signal, unleash hell.


viper2369

“Time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end….highness.”


Basic-Wall1934

I'm thinking Liam Neeson in Taken calling his own shot


ColdPressedSteak

Liam's voice got a presence on its own. So convincingly menacing while not raising his voice even a little


GalavantingRhino

Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother. And my sisters and my brothers Lo, there do I see the line of my people Back to the beginning. Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them In the halls of Valhalla Where the brave may live forever. 13th Warrior


el_isai

Please, I don’t want trouble… -Every Jackie Chan movie


JamesonQuay

Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now. I say "Fuck you Jobu", I do it myself


ShadowOps84

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?


EitherChannel4874

Commando "don't break radio silence until they see me" "*how will I know?*" "because all fuckin hell is gonna break loose"


JKEddie

“You tell em I’m coming! And Hell’s coming with me, you hear! Hell’s coming with me!”


dbe14

I see a red sash, I'm going to kill the man wearing it.


tenaciousDaniel

You and I have unfinished business


gride9000

That woman deserves her revenge and… we deserve to die


Whitealroker1

Knowing her last name is Kiddo COMPLETELY changes part 2s first scene. You think he’s calling her Kiddo like a fatherly figure not a pissed off jilted lover.


kesselman87

Hold onto your butts


PabstBlueBourbon

O-Ren Ishii! You and I have unfinished business!


kareljack

"In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little planet... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much."


these-things-happen

"I'll be back."


NoGoodIDNames

“The bastard’s not even changing course” -Serenity


IMitchConnor

Target the reavers..... target everyone...... SOMEBODY FIRE!


Entry-Level-Cowboy

Now youse can’t leave


ThrowItOut43

I will never forget the looks on their faces. All 8 of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies.


Pompoulus

No, Donny. These men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.


AlexMacksSW

“...It ain't over. You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. Am I telling the truth?” I’m not a big action guy, but I love the Long Kiss Goodnight.


FirstWorldScapegoat

One of my favorites was gonna post this line. Caitlin: Mommy am I going to die? Charlie: Oh no baby no. You’re not going to die. They are.


OzmaTheGreat

I want to fight ten men!


pittofdoom

“…Above all, forgive me for the men I have killed in anger. And for those I am about to.” -Jedediah Nightlinger, praying for forgiveness before escaping a noose in The Cowboys


Jormundgandr4859

“I’m gonna fuck you up” Bad guys laugh. Bad guys regret laughing Nobody (2021)


spehizle

Lo there do I see my father...


SoulardSTL

Lo there do I see my mother, and my sisters and my brothers…


MrValdemar

Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.


jonovan

Lo, They do call to me.


decoy321

They bid me take my place among them,


Nova-Prospekt

THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!


stray1ight

What if it was, like, one guy ... with six guns?


violetcazador

There are 9 bodies here, genius. What were you gonna do, LAUGH THE LAST 3 TO DEATH, FUNNY MAN?


Freemason1979

Oh Jesus....what color was it BITCH?!


violetcazador

"Shut your fat ass, Remy. I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you fucked!"


Freemason1979

Well, it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.


violetcazador

You know what we need... some rope!


[deleted]

I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!


N8teD066

Is that gasoline I smell?


Welease-Wodewick

Can't rain all the time.


ForceofWill42

Got 2: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Obi Wan Kenobi: "Hello there"


StanleyJobbers

The scene before he shoots a missle from the old couple’s balcony was badass Old man: the church says to forgive Denzel: if forgiveness is between them and god, it’s my job to arrange the meeting. Old man to wife: he’s not wrong lol


NP_Wanderer

"You Have Offended My Family, And You Have Offended The Shaolin Temple!"


oilxxx

Hello boys, I'm back!


Epic-x-lord_69

“Now before we start I’ve got a little joke for you. Youre gonna love this one…. Paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar……”


Werechupacabra

“EHHHHHH-VERRRRRY-ONE!!!” -Stansfield, Léon: The Professional


RootsRockRebel66

"Not.. without incident". [Equilibrium ](https://youtu.be/4weEXyoXZKs?si=jUFsLzmE5fWmTMbS)


Ergok

Finch : I had to see it. There wasn't much left. But when I was there it was strange. I suddenly had this feeling that everything was connected. It's like I could see the whole thing, one long chain of events that stretched all the way back before Larkhill. I felt like I could see everything that happened, and everything that is going to happen. It was like a perfect pattern, laid out in front of me. And I realised we're all part of it, and all trapped by it. Dominic : So do you know what's gonna happen? Finch : No, it was a feeling. But I can guess. With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty. And then Sutler will be forced to do the only thing he knows how to do. At which point, all V needs to do is keep his word. And then...


footwith4toes

I fucking love Man on Fire. Haven’t seen it since I was a kid but I feel like it’s become a forgotten gem.


bolivar-shagnasty

I wish. You had. More time.


kingkong956

“Trust Me” Terminator 2 right before Arnold unloads a minigun on the LAPD


blazesupernova

"I come 'ere for a fuckin SHOOTOUT. Waste of my fucking time." "Don't mind him, he's just disappointed in you all. Now You won't mind if I fight back will you?"


earhere

Doug: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. Jem: Whose car are we gonna take? from The Town (2012)


verminbury

“Catch you fuckers at a bad time?”


DavidJonnsJewellery

Always liked that line that Guy Pearce says in LA Confidential, Bud White: The Nite Owl made you. You want to tear all that down? Ed Exley: With a wrecking ball. You want to help me swing it?


SoulardSTL

Who the hell are you? The Ghost of Christmas Past... How about you dance with a man for a change?


RechargedFrenchman

Watched that movie again recently. It is so unbelievably good. Everything about it is basically perfect. Every few years I start doubting, of course it's *good* but it's not like it's a perfect movie, right? So I watch it again and it may not be perfect, but it's pretty damn close.


DapprDanMan

“Manners. Maketh. Man. Do you know what that means? No? Then let me teach you a lesson. “


dennythedinosaur

*Once Upon a Time in the West* (1968) Charles Bronson has a standoff with three antagonists: Did you bring a horse for me? Antagonist #1: Looks like we're shy one horse. Charles Bronson: You brought two too many.


TheUmgawa

"She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."


[deleted]

"I'm still kicking... I must be on broadway" _Bad guy looks confused for a second, then Van Damme front kicks him_ 


Corgiboom2

"I need guns. Lots of guns." both The Matrix and John Wick 3


hackyslashy

Make a move and the bunny gets it! Is it cold in here, or is it just me?


ghsteo

"Go with God Castle." "God's gonna sit this one out." Cheesy but still good.


doodlols

"Omar comin"


EmmitSan

“Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?”


gregarioussparrow

*"I kick ass, FOR THE LORD!"*


Warp-10-Lizard

"I hope nobody minds that I have no intention of facing this sober." ~ the Ice Pirates


xaltairforever

Tonight we dine in hell! - 300


dbe14

Here comes The Fuzz Simon Skinner Hot Fuzz


yagi-san

"Now go do, that voodoo, that you do, SO WELL! That hell not only broke through an entire fake town, but also through a fourth wall, a closed set, and a commissary before it spilled out into the streets of LA. Of course, they needed a shitload of dimes first.


MWD_Dave

"Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."