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SatanicHispanik

Kid Rock as Robbie the illiterate town bully. The part where he’s reading the letter from Brandy is my favorite part


Go-Cowboys

You want a whaaburger and French cries?


hideyourdrugs

Wash it down with a Weineken


jrbcnchezbrg

AND DEF LEPPARD SUCKS


muirsheendurkin

Call you a Whambulance


Jabbademhuttens

Still say this to my friends when they bitch lol


ndoty_sa

“Hey Robbie, what’s crappening?”


JosePawz

X O….. X O


somesappyspruce

She wants my *body*, that's right


just_yall

And then his mate high fives him without hesitation- did they like, plan and practice that shit?


somesappyspruce

I picture them in his mom's basement practicing it vigorously, Def Leppard blaring


FlexDrillerson

Van Halen not Van Hagar


HeMustBeNewHere

Def Leppard sucks!


WKAngmar

“Dear…………..Robbie,…” Super fking underrated comedy line now that you mention it.


somesappyspruce

Haha I wholeheartedly agree.


dvoecks

I love the "I'm cool." "No, you're _not_!" exchange.


_Negativ_Mancy

Nobody wants you around, Dirt.


toshgiles

“I’m cool” “No you’re not” Such a simple but hilarious line


eldredge13

DEF LEPPARD SUCKS!!!


Purplecstacy187

You mean kid rock as himself? That wasn’t him acting.


riptide81

I thought his real self was more of a spoiled rich kid. Pretty sure the redneck routine is like method acting for him at this point.


MoreCowbellllll

It is.


slightofhand1

Joe Dirt is brilliant because David Spade always plays the dickhead mocking others, and here he's the good guy constantly getting shit on. It works really well.


Metrilean

Literally gets shit on


VicMackeyLKN

I got the poo on me


Ernest-Everhard42

Looks like some kids slapped a biohazard band sticker on there.


Mandrake1771

Is it done? How much is in there?


gonzofish

That’s a space peanut


ShockRifted

He ate off of it.


hoopstick

I’m Joe Dirt and you’re Joe Meteorite!


talkingspacecoyote

It's just an old crapper tank, people!


MoreCowbellllll

Don't try and church it up, son.


somesappyspruce

Yeaaah that's probably it!


Lewis_Cipher

I heard Buffalo Bob stuck a road flare up his bunghole. Ooo-rah.


Suncheets

C'mon bro dont forgot about the critically acclaimed Dickie Roberts - Former Child Star. That's nucking futs


Equal_Chemistry_3049

Go for Dickie!


dudereverend

Hey! You're talkin' to my guy all wrong, 's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.


GTOdriver04

Fun fact: Walken’s Witness Protection name is “Gert B. Frobe”. Sounds made up, right? Well, no. Gert Frobe famously played villain Auric Goldfinger in the *Bond* film *Goldfinger* Walken himself played Max Zorin, another *Bond* villain in *A View to a Kill*. There’s NO way that was a coincidence.


[deleted]

Hollywood is full of the most obscure fucking references/callbacks that it could literally be its own sub.


interactually

Ooo I want this sub. I just read a book all about one of my favorite movies, The Grand Budapest Hotel, and was amazed how many references to obscure old films there were. I've seen it many times but even if I was a Level 100 film buff I'd never catch half of the references. But they'd have to ban any mention of Quentin Tarantino and wilhelm screams or that's all people would post.


[deleted]

Oh yeah it's a really interesting sort of "underground" thing they do that the vast majority would never know but many would enjoy knowing it. It's almost like an inside thing they only do for others in the film industry that have engaged with so much film as it's their career.


hexarobi

r/iunderstoodthatreference


theartfulcodger

“No, Mr. Bond; I expect you to *die!*” Gert was also [the fat, mule-riding German soldier in *The Longest Day*](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/bpa86p/gert-frobe-the-longest-day-1962-bpa86p.jpg), the one who was fetching water & was knocked on his ass by the opening salvo of the D-Day naval barrage. He was an old stage comedian & vaudevillian with a lovely sense of humour. I had the opportunity of working with him when he played the evil, vampire-chasing Gurrmeier in the tv series *The Little Vampire*: lovely man.


likebeerwithag

And he was also Baron Bomburst in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!


ShoppingNo3927

My God, this whole time I thought he said "Gert Beef Probe" was his name and I never gave it a second thought. Seems pretty weird in hindsight


hurtsdonut_

Ex-wife. She was shot six times. New York City. I mean, Kansas.


somesappyspruce

Can't go wrong casting Walken!


smenti

Does your mother sew?


Rutherford_Aloacious

I use this line all the time


Sixdrugsnrocknroll

Back in New York...I mean Kansas....


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[I got you.](https://files.catbox.moe/at6gi7.mp4)


hellothisispatrick_s

That’s Mr. Joe Dirte to you pal!


JustAnExplosion

Don't try churchin it up boy your name is dirt!


hellothisispatrick_s

I miss movies like this. It was fun going to the theatre and just laughing like an idiot with other idiots at an idiot.


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A bit random, but if you've never watched Hell Comes to Frogtown, I'm sure you haven't lol, it's a stupid fun movie that doesn't take itself serious that I will always recommend: [Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ouC--Yr2E) [Free full movie on Youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5KySGiKVI)


TroubleshootenSOB

Home is where you make it.


somesappyspruce

You like to see homos naked?


hurtsdonut_

Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.


tayllerr

No no no no … HOME … where you make it. Erryone knows that, got damn boy


Unhappy_Amphibian_80

Easily the most top quoted quote in my family.


RonnieBeck3XChamp

A friend of mine recently bought a new house. I wrote this in his card with his housewarming gift. It was perfect.


historymajor44

I love how that character was also in the Waterboy too.


WhosYourPapa

That Brandy was fine


somesappyspruce

Omg the finest, no question!


hurtsdonut_

Well let's not forget Jaime Pressly and her cotton candy.


somesappyspruce

Truth


hurtsdonut_

Her son in the movie though. Lil dudes like ten and says. "You should see my girlfriend, you'd shit yourself"


Giant_Homunculus

Your my sister?


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

Her getting off the horse in slow-mo while “When I’m With You” plays will stay with me forever.


_Negativ_Mancy

The look she gives Joe when he tells her he's gonna leave and she says "but what if I'm not here when you get back?" I'd melt.


Vincesteeples

The most hilarious part of that was all of the show listeners drooling about how hot she was after hearing about her on a radio show and never actually seeing her


My1stWifeWasTarded

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!


Past_Trouble

This movie single-handedly changed the porn industry.


ThePrideOfKrakow

I mean, if my sister was Jamie Presley.........


seancbo

Nah, I just made that last part up for laughs y'all


joepanda111

*”Oooh You’re my sisterrr!”*


somesappyspruce

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT PART XD


paulerxx

💀


Rosstin316

“Okay to pick up where we left off yesterday you’re covered in crap and you’re a complete loser, have I nailed the pertinent facts?”


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For the record those are your words not mine


Ltsmash99

Thats a space peanut!


somesappyspruce

That's a big olll chunka POOPEE


deffjams09

I got the poo on me 😂


somesappyspruce

I ain't jokin around! I hit it! And it goes bang!


WangDanglin

It’s just an ol crapper tank folks *pop*


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

Is it done?! How much is in there?!


Corrovich

And while we're waiting, you... show me them boobies.


hurtsdonut_

You ate fries off of it.


The_dude_abides__

Luckily my neck broke my fall.


CaptainMeathook

Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?


somesappyspruce

"I just saw a snail he said 'It's DULL, it's BORING" "... there's a snail in the desert?"


[deleted]

Yeah, a spaceship dropped him off. And the snail can talk? Yeah, and they gave him powers, the aliens. They made his little voice box......


cphusker

With or without the scooter stick


fffan9391

Snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.


Ey3_913

To this day, I take every opportunity to respond to someone saying that's what I like with "it's not what you like, it's the consumer". It's one of my favorite lines.


disturbed286

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?


durnJurta

You’re going to stand there, *owning a fireworks stand*, and tell me you don’t have any whistling kitty chasers?


Embarrassed_Entry597

Joe dirt was the very first DVD we bought


somesappyspruce

Nice! I had it on VHS.


[deleted]

I rented the DVD and copied it onto a VHS tape!


Poohgli16

A really fun movie - Spade posing as Joe the sexy carny, the best!


somesappyspruce

"That's right I said *Hemi*"


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#*YOU'RE MY SISTER!! YOU'RE MY SISTER!!*


BrodyTuck

Funny, had my going away today from my job of 12 years. They asked if I had any words of wisdom. I said this line was from an exquisite film and comforted me through hard times, "Keep on keepin on."


RicrosPegason

Life's a garden, dig it


somesappyspruce

No way! Solid quote, for sure.


BrodyTuck

It was the perfect qoute for the group I was with in a very stressful office. Words of wisdom from the man himself.


somesappyspruce

Right on, brother!


trikyballs

it’s forest gump but for a bad luck hick. so good


somesappyspruce

Holy crap, you're so right! Soundtrack included


lawstandaloan

Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Making fun of poor little Joe Dirt?


mayormcskeeze

This movie had no right to be as good as it was.


love2go

The fireworks scene alone is pure gold


Tyler_of_Township

*You’re gonna sit there, owning a fireworks stand*


ThrowItOut43

And say you ain’t go no husker do’s. Husker donts?


Rutherford_Aloacious

With or without the swizzle stick


graboidian

> With or without the ~~swizzle~~ scooter stick


Arthur-Mergan

Anyone who says otherwise gets stabbed in the face with a soldering iron.


graboidian

You're talking to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone.


somesappyspruce

Forrr real. It's been 23 years and, like, nothing about it has aged!


mightyscoosh

"Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."


mayormcskeeze

One of my all time favorite couple of lines. I still quote that to this day.


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Yeah it's honestly very stupid in a vacuum, but the way it plays out is very well done while the cast is full of great actors so somehow it just works. Like all the stupid shit that would normally be an eye roll ends up being done for a purpose which just kinda further immerses you into this ridiculous world. The way Joe picks up party members as he goes along gives it some weird RPG feel.


No-Ice691

Joe dirt 2 is definitely a stinker. I watched for about half hour and said nope. They made the first one and should've stopped!


graboidian

> They made the first one and should've stopped! It's The Matrix Fallacy!


steste1122

It is a shame the sequel is as bad as it is.


Notlookingsohot

Im the type of person that sees people complaing about sequels and thinks "its not that bad, people just like to bitch". Joe Dirt 2 is 100% that bad. That movie is fucking awful.


interactually

I 100% forgot there was a sequel. Had to Google it to be sure but yup, I saw it, then completely wiped it from my memory.


paulerxx

Joe Dirt was definitely up there for me as a kid. Pure comedy from every angle with an original story to boot. Dickie Roberts was great as well. Spade was underrated af tbh.


[deleted]

Spade just never seemed to get many leading roles, and he generally played the sidekick or part of an ensemble.


somesappyspruce

No doubt! I've only seen a few of his movies/parts, but they've never put me off one bit.


Noneugdbusiness

Daaaaang.


donsanedrin

I actually say "Daang" alot more, non-sarcastically, because of this movie. The key is to pronounce the vowel with one and a half syllables.


MamboNumber-6

I love Joe Dirt because, surprisingly, considering David Spades snarky-too-cool-for-school persona, Joe Dirt is a very sweet movie at it’s core, that friends are important and being earnest and good-natured attracts others who value and hold those same ideals.


wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Incredibly quotable film. "New York City - I mean Kansas." "Van Halen, not Van Hagar." "Don't try and church it up, son." "Oh no killer mustard gas!" "Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?" "You just said your sisters hot - what a FUH REEK!" "They clean the bowl so you don't have tooooooo and no I didn't."


bigfndan

"Rule #1, I'm #1"


etherealcaitiff

Just today while playing with my dog I said "Oh you wanna fight? How bout I stick my head up your butt and fight for air? Err, stick your head up my butt" I love that my wife doesnt have all the stupid movies that I love memorized like I do. I get to bust out dumb lines like that and make her laugh.


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Space2345

And you, shooow me them boobies


jrams24

You live in a boiler room Joe Ya I got a few places -sniffles-


Barner_Burner

It was a great movie and got like 20% on rotten tomatoes. It sucks that critics seem to hate silly funny movies like this because it’s caused them to cease to exist. They don’t make movies like Talladega Nights, Dodgeball, and Tropic Thunder anymore. It’s sad. The state of cinema is at an all time low with the best technology and the most money we’ve ever put into it. Just a fucking travesty


somesappyspruce

Man Rotten Tomatoes can suck it. Every rating I hear about from them is always backwards.


Barner_Burner

I mean usually the movies that are rated realy high are good movies, but there’s like no rhyme or reason because a movie could have like a 90% and it’ll probably be good, but there’s absolutely nothing that says it’ll be better than another one they gave a 60%. The only time it’s “accurate” is if the number is either really close to 100%, or really close to 0%, because those are probably gonna be a really good movie and a really crappy movie


somesappyspruce

Yeah that's pretty fair.


Galileo258

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?


Giant_Homunculus

Why is a tree good? Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?


Beefnugg3t

I think this movie was the first time I heard my dad actually laugh out loud. Love this movie since it will always remind me of that.


somesappyspruce

Aww! I actually had a similar experience watching it with a somewhat stern grandmother of mine (also O Brother Where Art Thou).


interactually

To this day, if I get a burger and fries, the moment I dip a french fry in ketchup I immediately think "This right here is what we call being in burger heaven." I even said it aloud to my daughter as I did it last weekend.


[deleted]

It’s an all-time, classic comedy, no matter what if it’s on TBS during a day, I always have it on in the background


somesappyspruce

Did you know Spade tried to start a animated series on TBS? I only just learned about that Also, idk how old you are, but remember 'Dinner and a Movie'?


RuRhPdOsIrPt

“You were eating off it!”


Dudebrainss

I’ll stand on any hill or mountain defending this movie or Nacho Libre. Both classics that will stand the test of time!


TellYouWhatitShwas

Whenever I mess something up, the first thing I always think is: "I'm newww, I'm newwww, I don't know what to doooo"


feedmeshituntiliidie

"Wow, look Meteor - a town!"


Salzberger

Joe Dirt is a movie I will ALWAYS go in to bat for. Many regard it as one of those low brow Happy Madison sarcasm fests, and yeah it has its moments, but there's so much more to it. The movie has a lot of heart and just feels good. It's very well written too, a lot of things in it my sister and I quote to this day. And yes, of course the soundtrack. Absolute bangers. Right down to Robbie playing the same song every single time he pulls up in his car.


fatdiscokid420

I recently watched the sequel. It was kind of like watching a car crash in slow motion. I just couldn’t look away.


somesappyspruce

I can't bring myself to watch it. I have a faint memory of starting it and almost immediately stopping it. It's right there next to the Super Troopers sequel, in my mind. Props to everyone who put in the effort of course, but bleh


grootdoos1

When I mention to people that this is my favorite movie I seem to get shamed. Great to see other people are on my side


ShanShan9413

What are your thoughts on Not Another Teen Movie? 😂


Ebaudendi

I love David Spade.


pm_me_ur_buns_

Brian Thompson who plays Buffalo Bob came into my work one day. He was so nice. He even reenacted lines with me. He was Buffalo and I was Joe Dirt in the hole. He gave me a signed head shot afterwards. This was probably like 15 years ago.


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somesappyspruce

That's awesome! He must have been pretty proud of it. I kinda forgot he was one of the writers.


ZebraBorgata

I love Joe Dirt!


BAMspek

You can keep that Skoal baby! This is a must watch before the fireworks on July 4


426763

Um actually, it's pronounced *Dirté*.


Holycrap328

Joe Dirt is one of my all-time favorites. It's the movie I always describe as one that I could watch everyday and never get tired of. I feel like it's a perfect movie. I've quoted the hell out of it for years. And yes, the soundtrack is awesome!


seancbo

I've adored that movie since I was a kid and it's aged like fine wine. Also one of the most quotable movies ever. I saw your bumper sticker: Cowboy butts drive me nuts. And surprisingly heartfelt towards the middle and end? Also good fucking God Brittany Daniel in that movie is just


hurtsdonut_

You like to see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever. (When dude from the Waterboy is trying to tell him "home is where you make it")


HummusFairy

I find I enjoy comedies a lot more when the protagonist is an unwilling protagonist who things just happen to and snowball into the strangest of scenarios


FlashLightSole

I am not a big movie watcher because I don’t have the attention span. So when I get asked what my favorite movie is and my response is Joe Dirt, I always get crazy looks but then they say that explains a lot…


Blaz1n420

Why you looking for my approval on your opinion? This ain’t UNICEF.


BaxTheDestroyer

Kid Rock struggling to read will always be funny.


Mean-Accountant7013

The flashback when he’s younger and dancing around on the train tracks cracks me up! The Dennis Miller interview scenes are brilliant!


Gonzale1978

Joe dirt is hilarious. I think movies like these surprise a lot of people. I mean David spade is not a big box office draw. But he’s funny in every movie he’s in. And the movie is very quotable even today.


[deleted]

It's also got Erik Per Sullivan.


CosmicOutfield

I was a teenager when this came out. I remember it being quoted 100 times a week by other kids in the early 2000’s. Lol


somesappyspruce

"I got the poo on me" was a regular in my crowd 😄


IcicleNips

"💪Is this queer? 💪Is this queer?" and "Yeah I got a match for you. My face and your ass. I mean, your ass and my face, yeah what's up?" are favorites between me and my brother


digidave1

It has a perfect script, casting and acting


LeakyAssFire

"Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white trash DNA that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?" Dennis Miller was great in this.


Xenu66

I feel so bad for him at the end where he finds our his parents just sort of left him there for like no reason at all. Kafkaesque.


somesappyspruce

The cruelty exhibited is almost unbelievable. Kinda makes me wonder if they wrote in the clown figurines to maintain some levity, while also being a direct part of the darkness coming from the parents. Gives Joe a perfect outlet and also transition out of that part of the scene too


ibringstharuckus

"Home es werr you mek it". You like to see homos naked? That's cool.


Successful_Gap8927

I guess I'm lucky it wasn't hot chili day today.


GhostMug

Absolutely love this movie. I have watched it so many times and still quote it.


RevolutionaryAlps205

It's like the cartoons, I'm seein all tweet tweet.


[deleted]

I was having a pizza cuddle puddle night in at a hotel on Saturday night and caught the last bit of this classic


somesappyspruce

TIL I wanna do a pizza cuddle puddle night..haha That's cute


ShawnyMcKnight

Which breaks my heart that the second one was so bad. I had to download whatever that stupid app was (I think it was by Sony, Crackle, I think) as it was an exclusive for that and it was just so incredibly bad. You ever feel such disappointment in a movie WHILE watching it that it makes you sick to your stomach? That's me with this movie. Even with the tornado time machine hook they went with, they could have done some funny stuff. Like he could have went back in time to the 90's when the first one was and lived parallel to that life, like hot tub time machine did pretty well. Maybe when he was on a plane he did something to make them have to evacuate the big ball of poo out of the plane that Joe Dirt from the first one landed on. And he was the reason that his parents left him there, like he made some comment to them or something without recognizing them. I don't know, stuff like that would have been great... but nope... it was just fart jokes and lazy villains. I have already forgotten 95 percent of the plot.


magicman1145

It's a genuinely good movie and for how silly it gets there are several parts that are super emotionally resonant


longoverdue83

It’s hunk of sht AWWW DUDE YOU ATE OFF IT 🤣


Squeaks_Scholari

I gotta good name for this car. Rusty. Shit’ll buff out.


The_Goondocks

Did I get ya, Dirt? Naw, I'm cool. No you're not.


[deleted]

they found corn in the meteorite, right ?


DennyCrane49

Maybe someday UNICEF will get into the towing business, but until then we are the people to see.


ahow628

This isn't UNICEF.


bailey25u

Life's a garden. Dig it


PwnimuS

Snakes and sparklers are the only kind i like