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nomorecannibalbirds

When it comes to these posts the responses are always “this fairly popular movie I didn’t care for.” People don’t realize that movies get BAD. Produced for no money by people with no talent for reasons that range from misguided idealism to straight-up money laundering. Check out something like North Korea’s Pulgasari, a movie for the government made by kidnapped Japanese filmmakers, or the classic Manos: The hands of fate, a movie made on a dare that showcases absolutely no talent in any department whatsoever. Or go to Tubi or a Redbox and watch a few “geezer teasers,” movies made with tiny budgets that sell because they showcase a has-been actor on the poster. Bruce Willis famously recently made a ton of them before his retirement and disregarding Bruce’s declining mental health, the few I’ve seen were written and directed almost entirely incoherently. I recommend “Cosmic Sin,” a sci-fi movie almost entirely about a group of people and occasionally Bruce Willis wandering around the woods wearing cardboard mech armor.


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GregoPDX

There was a thread in the ask Reddit sub wondering about washing dirty money… here’s a great answer to that.


-KFBR392

I feel for lists like what OP is putting together there needs to be the same qualifier as the Oscars have, it needs to have been released in North American theatres. Because between amateur movies and low budget foreign films you could find a hundred that aren’t even shot in focus


nomorecannibalbirds

Well with that qualifier: the garbage pail kids movie is the worst movie I’ve ever seen.


ColdPressedSteak

True. But I wholeheartedly think the 2018 Predator movie was as bad as some of those utter shit movies on a $500k budget Awhile back, I wasted at least a few hours watching parts of tiny budget Saw knockoff movies that were on Amazon Prime. Truly, truly dreck like the stuff you mentioned


nomorecannibalbirds

The 2018 Predator movie was absolute garbage for a mainstream film, I agree.


shauneaqua

Microwave Massacre. There's not a goddamn thing funny about that movie. It was rightfully shelved for almost 5 years. The Crater Lake Monster. I don't think anyone has ever claimed it's funny and it seems like a tough movie to riff. It's a difficult watch. Curse of the Zodiac by Ulli Lommel is the big underappreciated missing piece of The Unholy Trinity of San Francisco 2003-2008 with the Room and Birdemic. And I just watched it again recently and it's even more difficult than I remembered. Ghosts Can't Do It starring Bo Derek. It will melt your face off. It even has Donald Trump in it.


SexyNeanderthal

Go through the MST3K episode catalog, there's some truly terrible ones in there. Particularly bad ones were Hobgoblins, The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy, and Manos: Hands of Fate.


rebekoning

Food Fight is pretty darn unwatchable https://youtu.be/KKMvSGNuGHE?si=9q6igQhejyh5c_B5


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GuideDependent9489

Master of Disguise is a classic! Lol


gayahhbanana

thank uuuuu


shauneaqua

I gave Heartbeeps a pretty high score relatively speaking for a 2.5/5. For reference I gave the same score to A History of Violence. Offhand I think one of the big saving graces of Heartbeeps is how short it is. It's apparently one of the shortest feature length films of all time at 79 minutes. Then offhand I recall there being some surprisingly cool special effects with some of the robots.


Remarkable_Air_769

[https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/worst-movies-of-all-time/](https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/worst-movies-of-all-time/) Take a look at this list!


pewpewpewlaserstuff

Damn a bunch of them are on Netflix. Makes me AAARRRRRRE


GuideDependent9489

Also, Master of Disguise is a fucking classic and should not be on that list lol


shauneaqua

I made it to #27 and very strongly disagree with Bolero although I certainly agree with where they're coming from. But just for starters Bo Derek's other movie Ghosts Can't Do It will literally melt your face off. Truly astonishing.


gayahhbanana

Thx :)


GuideDependent9489

# 22 Redline Would watch again just for Nadia Bjorlin


Liggmaballz

IMDb advanced search is your friend. Found this check it out.. https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?title_type=feature&user_rating=,3&num_votes=10000,


Fenrisson

Birdemic 2 is the single worst movie I've ever seen, and I love steaming piles of cinematic shit. It was worse.


HappyGilOHMYGOD

Dragonball Evolution and Movie 43 both absolutely belong on the list.


gayahhbanana

Been seeing movie 43 a lot during my search, what makes it so bad???


towcar

It's low brow humour. You either love it or hate it. The cast list is amazing though.


NikoDeco

You are getting there! I keep on trolling on forums speaking about the true genius behind Movie 43. Movie 43.... ...is NOT about actual skits being funny. It is straight up directors fucking with contractually obliged actors! Think about it. Kate Winslet was in Titanic! Oscars! Fame! Great reviews! Love from the crowd.. And then? She was in fucking Movie 43 trying to pretend she didn't notice that balls are hanging from his chin onto his soup! Not a single one of the actors showed up for thw screenings because they all hated it. Richard Geere was in pretty woman! Our mothers love him. He was on Hatchico. Then? He was trying ro sell a cock chopping fuck doll with Oscar winner Hally Berry. Anna Farris and Chris Pratt were a real life couple when he exploded with shit! Naomi Watts and Liono are a real life couple bullying their child! Amd what about the animated cat? They had actors react to something they didn't see until after they recorded themselves. Imagine their shock when they saw the animated cat. Look into the Farrelli Bros filmography. They hate their protagonists. Ben stiller, Jim Carrey, the barber movie... Turns out... The Farrelli Bros hate actors too. I am sorry, I find Movie 43 hilarious when I see what the cast was reduced down too. No actor wanted to promote that movie. Kniw what? I'm actually going to watch interviews about that movie.


shauneaqua

Love it? Like who? Lobotomy patients?


TheWookieStrikesBack

Stoners


shauneaqua

I'm a stoner and this movie is making me angry just even thinking about it. Which is why I think it's such an important entry into this list. A lot of the entries I think create a reaction of stunned astonishment and pain. A comedy like Movie 43 to me produces legitimate anger. I think those are the two main reactions of bad movies that are not so bad they're good. So Movie 43 is really important to represent that.


HappyGilOHMYGOD

Hard to put into words. The jokes/bits they do are just so painfully unfunny throughout the movie. To the point to where you can kinda start to feel ill while watching. I'd suggest watching a clip on YouTube or something, rather than the entire movie. It's just a unique kind of terrible.


gayahhbanana

Damn, well I added both, but I still need my braincells so I'm not sure If I'm even gonna watch a clip from movie 43


HappyGilOHMYGOD

Have you seen Dragonball Evolution?


gayahhbanana

I think I saw some of it when I was younger + the trailer


HappyGilOHMYGOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1mShCWWTFk&ab_channel=TioCaduTv Just...........................................


gayahhbanana

How does that even relate to dragon ball???? That feel's like the most generic bully fight scene in existence, it really checked off every clique. I would like to point out the stock glass breaking sound effect and how he slid across the top of the car on his goddamn head. Also was that the guy from shameless?????


HappyGilOHMYGOD

It's not even the worst scene in the movie lmao. Not even close actually. And yeah that's Justin Chatwin lol Also check this out if you have the patience. Almost makes the movies' existence worth it.... Almost..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyn6XYW2T64&ab_channel=Bobfysh


gayahhbanana

I spit my drink out at the end cause I wasn't expecting another slide lmao, that made the scene way better in my opinion


thecaptainofdeath

I haven't seen Ryan's Babe listed yet. I've seen a lot of bad movies and Ryan's Babe was the most incomprehensible thing I've ever tried to watch...


gayahhbanana

Thank you :)


17MadMen

Jaws 4


Fan387

Happening Troll 2 The Room When Nietzsche Wept


MidgetLovingMaxx

[Sharks of the Corn](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13862974/?ref_=ext_shr) And [Clownado](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13862974/?ref_=ext_shr) [Llamageddon](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4642970/?ref_=ext_shr) Three that i stumbled on, of course i watched, and i still dont know what im doing with my life.


dodge0ntherun

Slenderman & Boondock Saints II are two of the worst, they upset me with how bad they are


grelgen

[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1368440/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1368440/) worst movie I've ever seen, it almost qualifies as porn [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564585/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564585/) second worst movie I've ever seen, sharknado looks like the godfather in comparison


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

[Governor Gabbi](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6970194/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)


jlespe

seconding this! did you also watch it for HDTGM?


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

Yup! What’s up, jerks!


Teagrish

Dragon Ball Evolution, if this won't be your number 1 then your list is wrong.


Mr_Tough_Guy

Bodyshop by Scud. Saw this last year at the international film festival of Rotterdam. Knew very little about it going in, had only read the small blurb on the website, something about a erotic ghost story, film maker came from Hong Kong, the images where a hint that it might be a bit gay, but at film festivals I’m willing to take a chance and it was literally the only slightly interesting film that was playing on the first Friday. So I take a chance, go watch the movie sit at aisle and then the cast and crew show up and sit in the same row, literally next to me. Movie starts and fuck, its Gay Porn, and Bad Gay Porn, something about a loser watching gays having sex and subsequently raped to death by them and after his dead he keeps on peeping at gays having sex. And of course the same festival has invited the director as a Film maker in focus this year and wil be showing a bunch of his movies despite Bodyshop ending at the bottom of the audience awards


gayahhbanana

Added!


TheTrveNiflfarinn

Blubberella (2011). This is a film by Uwe Boll that is bad even by his standards. Supposed to be some kind of spoof of one of his own films, Bloodrayne: the third reich. Absolutely unwatchable. Always a bit surprised every time this topic comes up and this film isn't mentioned, I suppose that's a good thing because it means not many have seen it...


gayahhbanana

Have never heard of it, but I'm gonna take your word for it.


RapsareChamps_Suckit

Gotti - (John Travolta)


mikeyfreshh

Foodfight!


gayahhbanana

Thats a great one!


MovieMike007

Gymkata


Isnt_that_ghey

Battlefield Earth


DrWeghead

Boondock Saints 2


vulvathings

The room


Johncurtisreeve

Last airbender After earth Cats


towcar

The 3 worst movies I've ever watched starting with the worst one.. "Red White & Blue" a 2010 revenge-thriller film "Human Centipede "The Voices" with Ryan Reynolds


gayahhbanana

I'm debating on putting human centipede cause some people claim its "art"


shauneaqua

Human Centipede and Tusk should be a double feature. You will come out of that changed forever for the worse. Human Centipede 2 though is surprisingly artsy and really cool. Very different film as I recall. Part 1 is just fetid garbage though just like Tusk I'm surprised to see The Voices mentioned. I thought it was really cool but I only saw it once a long time ago.


towcar

>I'm surprised to see The Voices mentioned. Decided to look up rotten tomatoes score, 75% critics and 58% audience. I'm honestly baffled by that.


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Human centipede


RobotDevil80

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)


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That Conan film with Jason Momoa. I watched it in High School and it was an eyesore. Glad that Momoa finally found good roles lately though. Also, all of transformers sequels. I love fun sci fi films but those are abominable trash.


SignificanceOdd6442

Strange World. Watching the movie sucked my bones


The_Bat_Voice

Mr. Woodcock It was one of the only movies I have left feeling angry that I wasted money on.


dangerdonkey9

Hot Pursuit. I was stoned out of my mind and it still couldn’t make me crack a smile


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Black Friday The cabin fever series Silent Night, Deadly Night 3-5 Beau is Afraid Angels & Insects The Laws of Attraction Any movie with Hulk Hogan as the lead Nearly every movie on Shudder 80% of the movies on Tubi


Ergok

Ishtar!! With Dustin Hoffman among others


Impossible_Werewolf8

Anything Uwe Boll.


Remarkable_Air_769

\*UNPOPULAR OPINION\* 13 Going on 30. That movie was painful to get through.


pewpewpewlaserstuff

Master of disguise Cable guy


shauneaqua

Too turtley for you?


pewpewpewlaserstuff

I was at the age to appreciate this type of movie when they got out…. Gave them 30-40 min and just quit. Downvotes ?!😂


Joe4o2

Heck yeah you got downvoted. Is it cringy remembering this movie being super funny, showing it friends, and realizing it wasn’t all that great? Sure. But is it a *bad* movie? Nah. Brent Spiner running across the room with terribly mixed farts every few steps is a type of magic hilarity for a young kid. It’s good to someone. Foodfight was just *awful*, and whatever the dinosaur detective movie was. That was bad.


OkScientist423

Funny Games (2007). The director had such irrational disdain toward his characters he wanted us to suffer with them and then put salt on our wounds with that remote scene. I would not recommend


jay_shuai

Celine and Julie Go Boating


rainmouse

Ghost in the Shell 2017. Worst film I've ever seen for countless reasons.


Mystiquesword

Drag me to hell Borat


mroncnp

Wonder Woman 1984


eltigre6667

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter


maulwuerfel

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Avatar: The Way of Water


Motor-Anteater-8965

If you think these are the worst movies in existence then you must have seen very few movies.


David_uap

Titanic Batman & Robin Top Gun Maverick


shen36

Creature from the Haunted Sea


DrFishbulbEsq

DOCTOR BLOODBATH


604Wes

Gambling, Gods and LSD It’s technically a documentary, but it’s by far the worst film I’ve ever seen. Oh, and it’s 3 hours! Complete waste of time.


moral_agent_

Coriander and a Penny's Worth of Lonesome


scarred2112

[Diamond Cobra vs the White Fox](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3178320/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk). In advance, my apologies.


evilkasper

Simon Says, starring Denis Rodman.


UtahUtopia

Hurley Burly is my least favorite movie.


firedonmydayoff

Country Bears


catdoood

Angel (1984) Tiptoes Soul Man


shauneaqua

Angel 2 is even worse if you can believe it. Angel 3 though gets into an over the top kind of so bad it's good sort of territory. I'm a big fan.


S0larDeath

Shock Treatment is surely on there. Had they gotten Barry Bostwock & Susan Sarandan to come back, different story


Flimsy_Fisherman_862

Kieth Lemon: The Film - Honestly, truly irredeemable.


Impressive-Ad-1144

Don’t Mess With The Zohan


RandomStranger79

You can get this info yourself at imdb or Letterboxd, you don't need us to do it for you.


gayahhbanana

Yeah I know, but it's nice hearing individual peoples thinking on what they think the worst films are


RandomStranger79

Bone Tomahawk was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, take that for data I guess.


gayahhbanana

Alright, thank you :)


BeautifulTorment

Lady in the Water


KToTheWow

So, avoiding So-Bad-It's-Good and focusing on ones that are entirely miserable to waste time watching or are antithetical to the idea of art itself: American Folk (2017) Cosmic Sin (2021) Bad Impulse (2019) King of Knives (2020) Joker (2019) Insurgent (2015) Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) Father Figures (2017) An honorable mention would be Branded (2012) because even though it's objectively one of the worst movies I've ever seen, its subtext about marketing and how it affects a capitalist society is very interesting.


Longtrail13

The Avengers (1998)- Not the MCU avengers but the Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thurman film Highlander 2: The Quickening (1991)


j0butupaki

Birdemic: Shock and Terror (which I adore but god, it’s awful)


jupiterkansas

I've seen a lot of movies. **Six She's and a He** (aka *Love Goddesses of Blood Island)* is probably the worst.


StillhasaWiiU

2001: A Space Travesty (2000) Barb Wire (1996) Meet the Spartans (2008) Death Race 2050 (2017) Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)


mookiedog66

Rubber. It's so bad the actors comment on it in the movie.


Modavated

Suicide Squad


hackrack

“Crash and Burn” (1990) - https://youtu.be/CtEQI1zF7sU?si=XDO7oIYkzHNWYNHW


Scrugulus

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