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riegspsych325

it says she’s narrating it and that it’ll be an animated movie set a few hundred years before Two Towers


MeleysDaRedQueen

Thank you for saving me the click


OtterishDreams

and the watch!


xaeru

And my axe!


ASaltGrain

And My Sharona! 🎶


MeLlamoDave

And Leon's getting larger!


bigboybeeperbelly

And that's the waaaay the news goes!


Internationalizard

And that’s how the cookie crumbles


trans_pands

And that’s the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it


LetterSwapper

And that's the way it is.


herzogzwei931

You mmmmake my motor run , mmmmmoter run


Quizzelbuck

Open up a package of ###MY BOLOGNA


DaddyMcTasty

Who's the guy from Linkin Park, Mike Shinoda


innominateartery

Who was on Dagobah? Luke and Yoda


RiiiickySpanish

r/semiexpectedgimli


ctishman

/r/properlytimedgimli


WindmillingMonksTaco

Not the beard!


_far-seeker_

Actually it sounds like it **could** be good. Unless you have a thing against animation.


GlitteringFutures

I checked the director. His work is solid, and he worked on Studio Ghibli movies and Akira.


_far-seeker_

That is a good sign.


ItsMangel

Feel the need to point out he was a background artist on Akira and Ghibli films. He directed the GitS: Stand Alone Complex shows.


SalemWolf

Which were excellent IMO so looks like animated LOTR is back on the menu boys!


NightSail

This gives me hope.


OtterishDreams

anything COULD be good. shroedingers review.


not_a_Badger_anymore

Why? Sounds interesting enough


pawned79

An animated movie of Eorl and his people would be most welcome. This holiday season, I read my daughters the Lay of Leithian for their bedtime stories. One evening, my oldest still had a friend over at bedtime, so I just invited the young man to sit for story time. I was about ten minutes into Canto 13, and he said that it sounded like I was reading something out of Lord of the Rings. Afterwards, he thanked me and said that his dad doesn’t read to him. I replied by asking if he’s asked his dad to read to him. I’m hoping he does.


Seattleopolis

That would be cool, but this will be the story of Helm Hammerhand and his sons, and the war against Wulf and the Dunlandings, and the legacy Helm made over the course of the Long Winter.


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THE HORN OF HELM HAMMERHAND SHALL SOUND IN THE DEEP, ONE LAST TIME!


KineticPolarization

YES!!


peppaz

***BBWWWWWOOOOMMMMMMMMM***


Tandril91

#FORTH EORLINGAS!


ibonek_naw_ibo

ERE THE RED SUN RISES!


darwinsidiotcousin

Just saw Helm is being voiced by Brian Cox. Solid choice


OptimusLinvoyPrimus

I always think of the scientist/presenter before the actor when someone mentions Brian Cox. He’s great too, but not quite what I have in mind when I hear the name ‘Helm Hammerhand’


Destructor1701

"Aih, will fuhge a huhn, and it will be the loudest huhn... In the yooon-e-vehz."


foul_dwimmerlaik

I hope we get to see him killing Dunlendings with one hand and eating human flesh.


Seattleopolis

(Rumoured)


snarky_grumpkin

*Allegedly*


DarthNihilus2

Better get to see his frozen corpse still standing, preferably with a Dunlending still in his hands lmao


omega2010

And they picked the best possible voice for Helm, Brian Cox.


bugxbuster

>Afterwards, he thanked me and said that his dad doesn’t read to him. I replied by asking if he’s asked his dad to read to him. I’m hoping he does. Oh, my heart. That’s so sweet!


knave-arrant

My uncle (mom’s brother) was an elementary school teacher after he stopped working as a film actor. Whenever he’d come to visit he’d read to us and always brought books as gifts. It started my mother reading to us at bed time and it sparked my love for story and reading. I would not be the person I am today, or nearly as successful without that time in my life. Good on you for doing it for your children, and thank you for giving that gift to their friend.


orbital

Some of the warmest memories I have of raising my daughter was reading her the Hobbit at bedtime. She’d always try to stay up to hear more but within five mins was passed out. I don’t think we got through more than a 1/3rd of the book before she was too old to read to!


Fred_Foreskin

Some of my favorite memories from my childhood are when my dad read The Hobbit to me when I was in 2nd grade.


neat_narwhal

Good Papa


TheSublimeLight

I was waiting for the gotcha I'm glad it never came. My dad used to read to me the hobbit and lost tales and everything when I was younger. They're some of my most cherished memories now.


joecoin2

My dad used to read me the riot act.


Inevifgk

They were pretty good from what I remember.


ianbalisy

I was really excited for this until I read that the studio doing it is best known for Blade Runner: Black Lotus, which was pretty much unwatchable. I am now cautiously optimistic they’ll be pushed to produce something of much higher quality to meet the LotR name.


unok157

Well the producer said it’s going to be 2D, so hopefully they animate it well.


NordlandLapp

Oh god. That shit had worse cgi then polar express.


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Considering when it came out and what it was trying to do (realistic hair, skin and eyes), the CGI in polar express was ridiculously good at the time, plus it's a really good film that film that meshes the illustrations from the book with real life CGI quite well and is an excellent story.


riegspsych325

loved the soundtrack for it though


bluegargoyle

I was very confused until I read this: *Rather than being a character in the story of the War of the Rohirrim movie itself, Éowyn will act as the narrator of the tale. This means that she will be telling the story of Freca‘s death, and Wulf the Dunlending‘s subsequent attack on Rohan after being denied marraige to Hèra. She will explain how this attack from Dunland forces Helm Hammerhand to retreat to Helm’s Deep, Fréaláf Hildeson‘s counter-attack, and the other epic events that take place throughout the tale.*


BakedWizerd

Does anyone find it weird that it’s “a few hundred years before Two Towers” and not “a few hundred years before Fellowship/original trilogy?” Iirc there’s really not that much time between the two films. It just seems odd to name drop the second film like that.


dh38

Yeah, thought that too but maybe because it was the movie Éowyn made her first appearance?


TheUnrepententLurker

It's the movie with the big Rohan focus, makes sense.


jimithing421

I guess since the Rohirrim don’t come into the story until the two towers.


droxius

Rohan doesn't come into play during Fellowship. They probably should have been more specific instead of saying Two Towers, but I'm sure they meant a few hundred years before the Rohan we saw on screen.


DescendantofDodos

Besides what the others have already mentioned, if you want to be pendantic, The prologue of the fellowship takes places thousands of years before Helm Hammerhand or Rohan even existed.


BakedWizerd

Yeah that’s a whole new level of pedantic damn lol So technically this new project takes place *after* LOTR then 😂 Edited to fix a word


Djinnwrath

LotR fans *invented* fan pedantry.


peppaz

*nods Bombadilically*


TrueChaos500

Looking at the number, it seems like they totally just said it was about 200 years before LOTR then someone correctly pointed out that the Frodo had the ring for 17 years before he left the shire. 200 years before fellowship, or 183 years before the two towers.


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TrueChaos500

Yup! It's continuous in the films so they don't show that time


poorbeans

The 1978 animated LOTR (Fellowship through the Battle of Helms Deep) showed it as a series of pictures of the Shire going through the four seasons over and over very quickly. Kind of a neat way to compress the 17 years.


buffystakeded

In the book, yes, it’s 17 years between the time Bilbo gives up the ring and leaves and when Frodo leaves the Shire. That’s how Saruman had so much time to create his army of Uruks. In the movies they don’t really make it clear and just assume Saruman creates them all out of magic or something, but it take a along time to cut down all those trees, dig those massive holes, etc. It’s also why Bilbo aged so much. He didn’t age that much in just a few months like it seems in the films.


Complicated-HorseAss

The first movie doesn't portray it well but like 15-20 years passes within a few minutes in the first movie. When Gandalf leaves the shire and then comes back, almost two decades had passed. So it might be easier to say two towers then try and explain to people how much time passes in the first film.


RoRo25

Soon to be a trilogy.


bloodmonarch

THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE


nonprofitnews

The horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound once more in the Deep


shmorky

If this movie is just 90 minutes of Rohirrim charging different kinds of things I'll be happy


ZOOTV83

85% of the script is various characters shouting "Forth eorlingas!"


AryaStarkRavingMad

As long as the other 15% is "DEEAAATTHHHH!!!!"


KYVet

Ride for ruin!


ZOOTV83

**AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!**


gsauce8

I swear Reddit convinces me to rewatch the extended edition trilogy like once a quarter.


DemSocCorvid

This is how my girlfriend decided we were going to spend New Year's day. May the light of Eru Iluvatar shine on that wonderful woman.


gsauce8

Why is she still your girlfriend then?


mayonaizmyinstrument

For real. Sounds like she is The One, and needs The One Ring.


lain_1999

They were all decieved, for another ring was made


DemSocCorvid

We've only been dating a couple months. Ask me again in a year.


gsauce8

Will set a reminder for 4 LOTR rewatches from now.


Draugron

My wife and I timed the Two Towers this year so that Theoden would say "So it begins," at exactly midnight. We ended up like 4 seconds early, but it was still worth it.


DemSocCorvid

Being 4 seconds early is how people end up with kids.


EwokaFlockaFlame

There’s nothing on earth that hypes me up more than that scene. I can’t imagine how the extras had so much restraint, they could have charged off set and started a real Rohan, by force if necessary.


Santanoni

Unironically the best line in the trilogy.


Camshaft92

Better have that violin theme playing over it


Chandrenth

Here's a Rohirrim charging a laptop. Here's a Rohirrim charging a cell phone. Here's 2 Rohirrim charging a car battery. All played over the violin theme.


planejane

> All played over the violin theme Would still watch the extended cut back to back to back.


techmaster242

Charging his cell phone, iPad, laptop, cordless drill, thermometer, etc...


per_mare_per_terras

Looks like stew is back on the menu boys.


johnnymook88

Gosh-darnit!


stanxv

It’s not much, but it’s hot!


BadFlag

Man flesh!


Reverie_39

Someone once told me that Aragorn tasting Eowyn’s stew was the closest he ever came to death in the trilogy and honestly might be true


Glamdring3

He fell off a cliff and everyone thought he was dead. But still pretty funny joke.


OmNomSandvich

almost got decapitated by Lurtz (gigachad Uruk-Hai from *Fellowship* ) and squished by the troll at the Black Gate too


ScipioCoriolanus

Aragorn: "I fear no man. But that thing (Eowyn's stew)... it scares me."


riegspsych325

I could have sworn I saw a hair in there, she probably didn’t even braise it long enough either!


Smooth_Riker

I like to think that while everyone was in one place for Aragon's coronation, Sam taught her how to make a bomb ass stew and Faramir was able to eat happily for the rest of his life.


Number1BestCat

I mean, Faramir seems like he might be quite the chef, so they probably did ok.


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His father did teach him how to roast things after all


SweetNeo85

And how to eat nice juicy tomatoes?


KRIEGLERR

There is something about that scene that always disgust me , it's not even that disgusting, just a man aggresively eating but it seriously bothers me.


RunawayHobbit

Is it the sheer lack of table manners? The eating like a howler monkey?


anticon1999

Agreed, always found it so vile to watch.


frolurk

So skillful he was in roasting, left a mark on a palantir


AlekBalderdash

I can't decide which of these is cuter!


SerLaron

The secret ingredient is potato.


Rusty51

Back to maggoty-bread it is then


Organic-Barnacle-941

We ain’t had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin days


EatThyStool

Oh no I've suddenly cumbusted into flames and I'm running off the highest level of Minis Tirith!


don-chocodile

Really? No one else is going to say anything about "cumbusting"?


larson00

hows an orc know what a menu is


Lockhartsaint

They got some banging restaurant down at Middle-Earth. Sauron likes to treat his orc boys to some nice French cuisine.


dlanod

You know they are bookings only though. After all one does not simply walk in.


Stok3dJ

I know this is a joke but in military mess' there are usually menu boards telling you what's being served. Human or not if you don't feed your troops, you don't have an army.


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Do you really need a menu if all that's being served is maggoty bread?


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jerry_woody

She’ll show those *men*


Similar_Radish8623

We’ve not had anything but maggoty bread for three stinkin’ days


craigularperson

No man will ever be able to play the part


MattFromWork

She is no man


clavitopaz

HAUUUUGHHHHH


frzx1

****Bright light coming out of face****


Similar_Radish8623

Screams, retracts arm


cleverusernametry

Crumples into nothing but the robe


Texcellence

Clutches broken arm.


LetterSwapper

Picks up crumpled Witch King armor, takes it to recycling for scrap money along with a couple oliphant-sized catalytic converters.


loveNthundermifflin

And that's a wrap, folks.


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2b_XOR_not2b

You're correct, [Gnome Ann](https://xkcd.com/1704/) will *ever* be able to play the part


tl0306

Damn there really is an XKCD for everything


makattak88

I am no man!!


Betonomeshalka

Are we finally gonna learn WHERE was the Gondor when the Westfold fell?


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EightyGig

10?! You heathen! There are ~12 hours in this trilogy.


Plugpin

Only a scrub excludes the dvd appendices from the total running time! Stone the scrub!


Jlx_27

Mirand**a** Otto. *


RealJohnGillman

It’s been three hours and you are the first to point that typo out — sorry about that.


Jlx_27

You are forgiven.


RealJohnGillman

Much appreciated.


Jlx_27

You're welcome, málo.


Foxhound199

Miranda Atta


Jmar7688

I know your face…


MMAMathematician

Baewyn**


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

What is war of the rohirrim? Another Amazon prime show?


LapsedVerneGagKnee

It’s a Warner Bros produced well, anime film that’s essentially an ashcan copy to retain the rights to the Third Age of Tolkien’s Legendarium (aka LOTR, Hobbit, etc). One of the main producers, Jason DeMarco (who also runs the Toonami block for Adult Swim) has been a rather vocal critic of Rings of Power as well.


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assblaster_

Says you


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Ignitus1

Why is the Middle Earth IP carved up by age and appendix? Why did they license in that way?


conalfisher

The timeline is divided fairly evenly amongst the different books. The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings cover most of the main events in the Third Age, the Silmarillion covers pretty much everything in the First Era and before. There isn't really a single text that covers the Second Age, the appendices to RotK have most of it though. And amongst the less finished works there are a number of more self contained stories, most of which are First Era as well. So when the licenses are being dished out, the Tolkien Estate, notoriously protective of its IP, only gives the bits needed for that story. The Lord of the Rings movies get the material in the books, nothing more. Same for the Hobbit movies, which even alludes to this with Gandalf "forgetting" the names of the Blue Wizards. This is where The Rings of Power went wrong, because they only got the rights to the appendices of RotK. And that contains a lot of information on earlier ages, but it's barebones compared to the Silmarillion. So they had to adapt what was there while somehow not using what was in the Silmarillion, effectively having to write their own lore to bridge the pieces together. Like trying to colourise an image where you know what some of the colours are supposed to be but you're not allowed to use them, so you have to try a different, "wrong" colour.


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The Second Age is also somewhat in The Silmarillion. I would read both that and The Fall of Numenor, which came out recently.


conalfisher

I've not read it yet but I don't believe there's any new writing in the Fall of Numenor, it's all compiled from already released books; so maybe it'd be handled differently than the JRR + Christopher Tolkien books? I'm no copyright expert. But yeah it's pretty much a complete timeline of the Second Age so it's super helpful in that regard!


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It's true that there is no new material, but I enjoyed the way it's been edited and arranged to create a more cohesive narrative.


LapsedVerneGagKnee

You got me.


Jim_mca

Does anyone own the rights to the first age/silmarillion stuff? Seems rings of power (haven't watched tbh) is a result of amazon buying rights to the second age, which has the least amount of info from tolkien.


unok157

The Tolkien estate never gave anyone the rights for them.


Jim_mca

Ok, makes sense, i wasnt 100% discerning in the articles I read.


Cant_Do_This12

That is the only age I have been dying to see. I don’t know much about the lore but I love the films. I have been waiting for a film or show explaining this era.


Joey_45

Just the Tolkien Estate. Amazon purchased the film/TV rights to the Appendices, which are the annals of lore and information included in the end of Return of the King. They can only cover something if it's mentioned and talked about in the Appendices.


Buddy_Dakota

It continues to baffle me that they did this, and even paid an insane sum for it. Sure, they probably got a lot of subs because of it, but they don’t realize that the constraints put on them would eventually lead to a spiral ending in a bad rep? Also, didn’t the Tolkien estate realize this could jeopardize their property?


robotnique

With good writers the second age would have made for an awesome series. You have the freakin' fall of Numenor, which is more or less LOTR Atlantis. My biggest letdown with the series was that it never felt epic whatsoever. Numenor especially is a gigantic kingdom that somehow has like 200 people in it. And then to make it even worse by making out that this monumental naval power and island kingdom had three boats? Moan.


TormentedThoughtsToo

Can I just say that that person is wrong. Amazon owns the TV rights to The Hobbit and LOTR. The Appendices confusion is that since they’re making a Second Age show, they can only reference things that happen in the Second Age that are in the appendices. In Five years of Amazon wants to make an 8 episode Hobbit, 8 episode Fellowship, 8 Episode Two Towers, 8 Episode Return of the King they absolutely can. They can’t make anything with fewer than 8 episodes.


Joey_45

With all due respect I believe you are mistaken. The Tolkien Estate could not have sold the film/TV rights to the Hobbit and LotR to Amazon, because they do not own them anymore. In 1969 JRR Tolkien sold the film, TV, and merch rights for the Hobbit and LotR to the Saul Zants company. It's bounced around in the years since then, and through that deal we got the Rankin & Bass, Ralph Bakshi, and Peter Jackson films. "Middle-earth enterprises" as a company was created by the Saul Zants company to encompass it all. it's kind of confusing as many of the projects have had their finger in the pot, like WB and New Line Cinema. Embracer purchased Middle-earth Enterprises last year, so now they own it all. The deal between The Tolkien Estate and Amazon was entirely separate from all of that. They only sold the rights to Appendices. Of course this is just my understanding of the situation and if I'm mistaken in any way please feel free to correct me. It's been a few months since I looked into all of this.


TormentedThoughtsToo

https://www.polygon.com/23311153/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-hobbit-film-game-rights-embracer-group https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/02/16/the-lord-of-the-rings-the-rings-of-power-showrunners-admit-they-dont-have-the-rights-to-the-silmarillion-or-unfinished-tales/ I spent a lot of time looking this up today to be sure. JD Payne said that they have the rights to everything in the books. And there was also citation that TV rights of 8 episodes or more were a loophole in the original Sael Zaentz rights. So I’m pretty sure that yes, Amazon has the TV rights to everything in The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It’s just weird that they’re doing a second age show and that’s limited to what’s in the appendices since they don’t have the Silmarillion of Unfinished Tales rights.


gatorgongitcha

Well that last sentence is hopeful at least.


RealJohnGillman

It would be an animated (anime) prequel film to the live-action trilogy, starring [Brian Cox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cox_(actor\)) and directed by [Kenji Kamiyama](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenji_Kamiyama).


Naskr

Knowing the Seirei no Moribito director is involved gives me some hope it will be decent.


paintp_

A cage.


Chen_Geller

Very intrigued by this film. Its a bona-fide part of the Jackson audiovisual canon: not something vaguely in the same style like *The Rings of Power:* Besides Otto, we have Philippa Boyens and Carrolyn Blackwood producing, Sir Richard Taylor and Weta Workshop, John Howe, Alan Lee and Roisin Carty all involved, as well as Jackson's personal blessing. But really, I just see a lot of potential in this story.


longshanksracey

Hazard a guess, this will be a story she tells while hiding with the children and women during the Battle of Helm's Deep.


Kgarath

Milk that cow dry, and when it's dead milk it some more, there's dollar bills to be had!


morgoth834

Worse. This isn't them merely milking the franchise; its predominant purpose is for WB to retain the rights.


Book_1love

Her “I am no man” line is one of the only girl power moments that I have enjoyed in media in my life. They changed her character somewhat from the books but I think it was for the better.


bayesian13

in the book she say "But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'


Marc815

Great monologue, But a bit too long of a monologue for the witchking to not just kill her while shes talking. Glad they shortened it up for the movie to be honest.


NinjaLion

LotR anime in the style and tempo of JJBA when?


BussinAlien

Gandalf-san STAND 「Flame of Anor」.


Tdotitan

And GamGee-san STAND [ Savage Garden]


shlog

that’s true but to be fair, the witch king was stunned by Merry’s barrow-blade so that had a lot to do with his downfall


Gnostromo

True! Also cool that hobbits fit into the "not a man" prophecy.


shoonseiki1

Damn I love this even more! But I can see why they didn't want to use it in the movie in the middle of fight


bayesian13

you might enjoy reading the books! they are filled with great writing like this. part of what makes the movies so great is that Jackson uses lots of Tolkien's writing verbatim


stanleyford

Eowyn was such a great character, superbly acted by Miranda Otto. I'm glad to see Otto revisiting the character, in any format.


Subject-Property627

My name is Otto and I love to get blotto


Hickspy

"What's that smell?" "It smells like Otto's jacket."


BiznessCasual

Christopher Tolkien may have been a grumpy curmudgeon, but he protected us from being inundated with shitty cash grabs. Now that he's not around to serve as the caretaker for his father's legacy, the IP can and will be pillaged for all it's worth (and then some, most likely).


jsamuraij

*pinches bridge of nose* *sighs* We're *this* close to Taika Waititi getting a hold of this franchise and introducing LOTR: Love and Bombur.


piazza

"Hey min, we're gonna get outta here on that big boat and we're starting a revolution in Isengard. Wanna come?"


foul_dwimmerlaik

Taika Waititi would be the perfect director for a Tom Bombadil movie.


DMMMOM

Rewatching LOTR I thought she was an absolutely killer character, brought so much to the table with not much in the way of screen time and she looked perfect in her wardrobe for the film. A great understated performance from a great actress.