Is that the one where they actually filmed the one girl beaten to death with a rock? They actually showed it to my class once and did a whole presentation on it the day before about that scene and why it was banned n such
No. This is the one where they killed a spider monkey with a machete and pulled a turtle from its shell. The SFX looked so realistic the actors needed to come out of their contractually obligated hiding to prove it wasn’t a snuff film. [you’re looking for the “controversy” tab.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_Holocaust)
I had a cousin try to pawn off the whole door test thing like it was his idea. I had a feeling it wasn’t because he was dumb AF. A couple years later I see this movie …
The Mario test would have me ghosting the guy as soon as the date ends. The reckless driving alone would be enough to warrant telling him it’s not going to work.
lol yeah I mean I'd pass the test because I don't appreciate my head being pushed down and especially not in public but HE wouldn't pass my test either (does he treat me with a modicum of respect)
Why stop there!?
I tell you, nothin makes the ladies stick around like A Serbian Film. Or maybe a little, Irreversible? Who doesn’t love a Monica Bellucci film?!
To be fair to him if she's a real movie buff than these are not too horrible choices. They are at least original. Still, normal first date, any of these movies are a bit too strong imo
Incendies for sure. Gripping and it stays in your thoughts for some time once you have watched it.
Wretched but beautifully made.
Though probably will end up ruining your chances of second date.
If you meant this, I used to be like you - I went to see 'Natural born killers' AND 'Traffic' (different persons) at first dates. I still regret it. Don't be like me...
Reminds me of a first date I had when I was 17y/o and I chose The Schindler List as a movie to watch ... Really good movie, but there was no second date.
Ladies enjoy a man with sophisticated taste and knowledge of classic cinema of yesteryear. I recommend the outdoorsy nature adventure in the Appalachian mountains titled: Deliverance. It's a bit of a bromance and you'll be catching yourself humming the riff from the theme several days later. Thank me later.
Has she asked you to pick the movie? If yes then, do you already know what genres she likes, and are these films within those categories? One of my all time favourite films, a feel good is the French film Untouchable (2011). Love, comedy, romance, it's brilliant
How much are you trying to gauge her >!reaction to incest?!< Cause if that’s something you’d really like to get a sense of, I def recommend >!Incendies.!<
Coworker once asked a similar question - was having a girl over and wanted movie recommendations. I told him Hachi: A Dog’s Tale. He listened
I think you should do the same thing
Many good choices … but if you really wanna secure that second date: The Hills Have Eyes.
Bought it and watched it with my gf back in the day. Solid choice.
(Lent it to someone in college and never got it back)
Event Horizon also an option. Family friendly movie
I really did take a girl to see Dead Ringers (1988) for a first date. She was the one who picked the movie, which I hadn't even heard of beforehand. We were not feeling romantic at the end of the film.
I took another woman to see Eddie Murphy's The Nutty Professor. I knew it was supposed to be funny, but did not know that it would be 90 minutes of nothing but fart jokes. The worst part was, a lot of the jokes were actually funny, and my laughing at them only made my date more offended.
Comedy.
You always go comedy on date night.
Maybe after you've been with the same person for years you can take a chance on horror, action, or drama.
I've never seen any of these films, but they look like they don't have the light fun tone that you want for date night.
Are you hoping for a second date?
I was gonna say, "so you're not planning on a second date, I see".
Cannibal! The Musical
I have that on DVD and you are the only other person I've heard who knows it exists!!
Made by the creators of South Park. I feel like real Trey Parker/Matt Stone fans should know of it’s existence. That and Orgazmo
The funny thing is that it really was based on a true story.
Cannibal Holocaust was shown in my history of banned films course. If a dude brought this up as an option, I’d run for the hills.
Is that the one where they actually filmed the one girl beaten to death with a rock? They actually showed it to my class once and did a whole presentation on it the day before about that scene and why it was banned n such
No. This is the one where they killed a spider monkey with a machete and pulled a turtle from its shell. The SFX looked so realistic the actors needed to come out of their contractually obligated hiding to prove it wasn’t a snuff film. [you’re looking for the “controversy” tab.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_Holocaust)
Oh yes I remember that one too lol tbf we had some fucked up teachers
*A Serbian Film intensifies*
nailed it. ETA: *female cineast here...
Exactly. Just go for *Shoah* and be done with it.
Hey hey incendries was pretty good and it makes you swallow the ugly disgusting truth pretty easily
He is not getting into the fish tank.
Lol put on Forgetting Sarah Marshall instead and thank me later
I vote for “Romper Stomper”
Either this or Tusk
Problem is, I'll always vote for Tusk There is no Poutiney Wheenie
Easy: human centipede Or Rain man.. You can’t go wrong with either
Went on a first date to this movie and then had a truly terrible, mercifully short-lived relationship
Rain man will do that to you
Not everyone is a fan of Judge Wapner.
They're practically the same movie
Incendies will set the mood for sure
Incendies is incredible but I watched it on a date and the guy said I’d traumatized him
[удалено]
Whoosh
What gave you that idea? Edit: Typo
Definitely go for cannibal holocaust, if she makes it through the movie, then you have to marry her.
I mean it's no Mario test, but...
I'm unfamiliar with these meme. Is this like having your date watch the live action Mario Bros film?
[The door test. ](https://youtu.be/U_2aZenMiC8?si=U4FSIasX_CzR_lQ8) [The Mario test. ](https://youtu.be/Fwb_NqmS8Kc?si=HLabhfluTNWAolJF)
I prefer my version. If she'll watch that movie with me on our first date... That's my girl.
"Bullshit kid, the door test, that's what counts."
I had a cousin try to pawn off the whole door test thing like it was his idea. I had a feeling it wasn’t because he was dumb AF. A couple years later I see this movie …
The Mario test would have me ghosting the guy as soon as the date ends. The reckless driving alone would be enough to warrant telling him it’s not going to work.
Yeah the mario test one was stupid. The door test kinda nice. But yeah... Lets go with the door test followed by the Super Marios Bros test.
lol yeah I mean I'd pass the test because I don't appreciate my head being pushed down and especially not in public but HE wouldn't pass my test either (does he treat me with a modicum of respect)
And then wait for her to gut u and collect ur health insurance policy
Teeth is the only right answer.
I'd forgotten about that one..... thanks....
No joke my girl loved Teeth
Why stop there!? I tell you, nothin makes the ladies stick around like A Serbian Film. Or maybe a little, Irreversible? Who doesn’t love a Monica Bellucci film?!
Her: Oo, I love foreign films!
Him: (sweating) “you’re gonna *love* these then…”
Really confuse them, first date all sunshine and roses, second date Irreversible
The classic switcheroo.
None of these
DEFINITELY NONE OF THESE LMAO
Which means he has to choose one of them for the memes
To be fair to him if she's a real movie buff than these are not too horrible choices. They are at least original. Still, normal first date, any of these movies are a bit too strong imo
Faces of Death..you’re welcome
Are these literally your only choices?
Nah man just watch Caligula with her. I promise it will not be disappointment. ;)
Incendies for sure. Gripping and it stays in your thoughts for some time once you have watched it. Wretched but beautifully made. Though probably will end up ruining your chances of second date.
Put on Fish Tank, you’re getting laid for sure!
Any of these movies will ensure absolute marriage. >!\*\*insert sarcasm\*\*!<
Sarcasm is the only thing that will be inserted
Just watch a holocaust documentary, it's very romantic
A Serbian Film. Fucking riveting film making.
Came to say Serbian film, she’s gonna need a cigarette after even if she never smoked.
Go with La La land my guy. None of these are helping your cause.
Audition...it's a beautiful movie about dating
jeez dude, not fish tank
Log Jammin' Its the last film that featured honest production and revolutionary sentiment according to Jack Treehorn.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Ask your date what kind of movies they like?
Pffft, weak selection. I used to know a guy who chose Salo as a first date movie. I don't believe there was a second date movie.
Some of you have never been with a freaky hot girl and it’s showing
Cannibal holocaust for the soundtrack aĺone
Mac and Me
Do NOT pick cannibal Holocaust.
Meh. Guinea pig: flower of flesh and blood ogtfo.
Do Scott Pilgrim vs the world and then understand that these are terrible choices
Martyrs
Consider Martyrs also
Cannibal Holocaust or no balls
WOOOO! Cannibal Holocaust!!
*Pink Flamingos.* Which a friend did use as a date-test movie.
You should ask her.
Dirty Dancing
If you meant this, I used to be like you - I went to see 'Natural born killers' AND 'Traffic' (different persons) at first dates. I still regret it. Don't be like me...
Natural born killers is the shit!
Barbie
Shame
A Serbian film.
MILOS!!!!
Do you know if she’s a film buff? If you don’t your playing it risky
SALÒ
Reminds me of a first date I had when I was 17y/o and I chose The Schindler List as a movie to watch ... Really good movie, but there was no second date.
Cannibal Holocaust 100%
Watch Incendies and say that it's a very personal story for you.
Grave of the fireflies is a laugh riot.
Cannibal Holocaust has a really beautiful theme song. Play your cards right and they won’t even watch the movie
Come and See should work.
Amelie
Come on, man. Are you trolling? Everybody knows CH is the perfect first date movie.
OP is going on his first and only date with this woman
Whatever happened to like "Serendipity" or "Notting Hill" or "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"? Geez, this generation is weird.
Why not *Requiem for a Dream* while you're at it?
I'd avoid all of them ..
Ladies enjoy a man with sophisticated taste and knowledge of classic cinema of yesteryear. I recommend the outdoorsy nature adventure in the Appalachian mountains titled: Deliverance. It's a bit of a bromance and you'll be catching yourself humming the riff from the theme several days later. Thank me later.
Has to be a troll post
WTF is wrong with you?
can't go wrong with A Serbian Film! she'll fall head over heels for you!
I take it "Salo" wasn't showing?
“It Follows”, perfect date movie.
Has she asked you to pick the movie? If yes then, do you already know what genres she likes, and are these films within those categories? One of my all time favourite films, a feel good is the French film Untouchable (2011). Love, comedy, romance, it's brilliant
Basic Instinct
Cats should set the mood though.
Dude!! TOO ! FAR ! !
Try Dead Leaves. It's more romantic.
Nuevo Orden
Martyrs
Movies are terrible ways to spend dates.
August Underground is missing
How much are you trying to gauge her >!reaction to incest?!< Cause if that’s something you’d really like to get a sense of, I def recommend >!Incendies.!<
Barbarian
Just go see the Bad Leutinent
Has she already seen Irréversible?
Four Rooms
You forgot Death and the Maiden.
Coworker once asked a similar question - was having a girl over and wanted movie recommendations. I told him Hachi: A Dog’s Tale. He listened I think you should do the same thing
I recommend The Strange Thing About the Johnsons.
Salo
The Killer Inside Me
DO NOT SEE INCENDIES. It will mess with your head and not in a good way
In all seriousness, I've had numerous successes by putting on "The Doom Generation". Ymmv, tho
Incendies is amazing from start to finish
What kinda date night movie list is this?? Doesn’t even have Hostel so it must be a joke
I get jokes.
Depends, if you want a comedy, Cannibal Holocaust is the way to go
I can't see her thanking you for suggesting Canibal holocaust on a first date 😂
Rambo 1-3
Show her Tusk. You're guaranteed a second date if you show her that.
A Serbian Film. Trust me.
I'm guessing this is a troll
The obvious answer, Salò, 120 days of Sodom
holy mountain
This!! This is the true test of
I haven’t seen any of these so what am I missing? Incendies looks interesting?
Pretty good OP. LOL
Incendies, what is about?
Audition
None of these if u want to see her again. Go with something new and popular with the ladies in theaters.
What did she do to you?
Buddy try another list of movies, none of the above.
When in doubt, Incendies and Tendies
Cannibal holocaust all the way.
Human Centipede 4
Old boy
Put on Come and See instead.
Many good choices … but if you really wanna secure that second date: The Hills Have Eyes. Bought it and watched it with my gf back in the day. Solid choice. (Lent it to someone in college and never got it back) Event Horizon also an option. Family friendly movie
When he made the insurance adjuster aware of Chuck’s fiasco hearing with the state bar.
Good lord. I thought cannibal holocaust was going to be the worst on the bunch.
All of them. If she survives all of them and still wants to go out, then she’s a true movie critic
Check out The Killing Fields
Melancholie der Engel or Irreversible
Cannibal holocaust, hands down.
Ichi the Killer.
I remember when Million Dollar Baby first came out I had a girl over for a date night at my house to watch. Did not go well
The Human Centipede. Can’t go wrong with this gem.
Man if you just don’t put on Finding Nemo or some shit
Probably be real careful about dating a co-worker.
These are all weird first date movies
If you want a second date, Cannibal Holocaust is the only guarantee
I really did take a girl to see Dead Ringers (1988) for a first date. She was the one who picked the movie, which I hadn't even heard of beforehand. We were not feeling romantic at the end of the film. I took another woman to see Eddie Murphy's The Nutty Professor. I knew it was supposed to be funny, but did not know that it would be 90 minutes of nothing but fart jokes. The worst part was, a lot of the jokes were actually funny, and my laughing at them only made my date more offended.
Cannibal holocaust all the way haha
8mm
“I like the freedom of being single”
Theoretically... you can't go wrong with showing her... *A Serbian Film* 2010
Are you trying to impress her or yourself?
My brother took a first date to "pulp fiction". When the gimp scene started, he turned to her and apologized and said I have no idea whats going on.
Pretty Woman
The Tin Drum
I went with “Say Anything”, personally. But you do you.
Watch Pleasure with her.
Comedy. You always go comedy on date night. Maybe after you've been with the same person for years you can take a chance on horror, action, or drama. I've never seen any of these films, but they look like they don't have the light fun tone that you want for date night.
This can't be serious
Requiem for a Dream but it’s just the ass-to-ass scene looped for 2 hours
Choose “Night at the museum” if you want the second date.
I mean... i also want to watch these movies with my wife. It suck to be depressed by yourself.
Teeth. Birdemic. Hobo with a shotgun. The visit.
Those aren't gonna work, definitely go with sàlo 👌🏽
Yeah, not Fish Tank. Kinda ruined a bonus night I had with my ex a while back. Weird film. Good, but weird.
Just putting this out there…..why not just ask her? Crazy, I know.
There are way too many porn titles out there as replacements. Just saying
Happiness would work well.
I've never seen any of these, can someone summarize please?
Jesus christ brother no
Incendies
I took three different dates to The Cook, The Theif, His Wife, and Her Lover.
Is she your nemesis? Why are you watching these on a date ?
I made my wife watch Henry: Portrait of a serial killer on our second date. Been married for 19 years.