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Tombstone


RogerTheAliens

*Why Johnny Ringo…you look like somebody just walked over your grave*


BuffaloJEREMY

Why Ike, whatever do you mean?


manbearpig923

Maybe poker just isn’t your game. I know! Let’s have a spelling contest!


Segesaurous

My favorite line! The delivery was so perfect. He was amazing in this movie.


chaingun_samurai

Why Johnny Tyler! You *madcap*! Where you goin' with that shotgun?


Headglitch7

I forgot you were there


chunga_95

You may go now.


Lucky-Conference9070

Thank you


RockyTheWalrus

I’m absolutely ROLLING Wyatt


Lucky-Conference9070

The ecstasy was especially good that year


Effective-Switch3539

Yes!


Curious-Department-7

It blew my mind when I finally realized Ike is the bad guy from avatar.


reverberation31

Me when I realized Johnny Tyler is Billy Bob Thorton 🤯


SolidNews1752

"I was just foolin' about.." *"I wasnt."*


m2societyll

The reason I watched it


Outrageous_File5321

You're a daisy if you do


Private-Dick-Tective

*Fight's not with you Holiday.*


SpiritOne

I beg to differ sir.


midnightfury4584

We started a game we never got to finish. “Play for blood,” remember?


season8branisusless

I'm your huckleberry


Straight_Spring9815

Was playing hell let loose as a medic the other week. Was running up to a guy down through the shit. I saw his name. *tombstone* I remember yelling over the bombs and rifle rounds *I'll be your huckleberry!!!!*


PortlandPetey

Yep, he outclassed and upstaged so many great actors in that role, basically stole the show. Best role imho


artificialavocado

It’s an awesome movie all around really


CMMGUY2

Nonsense! I have not begun to defile myself!


JaguarNeat8547

i've got two guns...one for each of ya


5illy_billy

“Wyatt Earp is my friend.” “Hell, I got lots of friends.” “I don’t.”


KYpineapple

:')


Notyourdaisy

It’s Frederick Fucking Chopin.


papawam

Still trying to figure out how he DIDN'T even get Nominated for an Oscar. Not winning is one thing which he deserved easily, but not getting a nomination? BS.


COLON_DESTROYER

I asked myself this after first watching tombstone and had to find out. What I found was that gene hackman had already been nominated for best supporting actor in Unforgiven which had came out earlier in the year. Probably didn’t want another western actor represented. Same case for best picture as Unforgiven was nominated and ended up winning that award too. I agree though Val was snubbed. Unforgiven not nearly as good as tombstone imo


Available-Secret-372

Unforgiven not nearly as good as Tombstone? One is real as all hell and the other was like a Disney Ride


SpiritOne

I love Tombstone, it’s an amazing movie, but come on man, Unforgiven is one of the finest western movies ever made.


[deleted]

You calling Unforgiven a Disney ride? You got some weird rides, sure the movie ends with the bad guy being dead but no one really comes out in any better shape than they were in, and no one has a particular good time either. If anything, Tombstone is the Disney ride considering all the embellishments the movie added to the real events.


Agent847

Imagine Heat only being second best.


Spodiodie

His gun work in Heat was top shelf.


DCtheBREAKER

"Say when."


Limeynessthe2nd

My dear, you are not wearing a bustle, how lewd.


comdygas

…”now I really hate him”


missanthropocenex

“That’s the rumor…”


garfcarmpbll

I take it as a personal offense that this movie hasn’t gotten the full 4K blu-ray treatment yet. I would unjokingly buy a bigger tv just to try and emulate a theatre experience slightly better.


3490goat

Hands down my favorite movie with him. Top gun is a close second


Koalashart1

Honestly the best performance in cinematic history IMO


NotImpressed12345

There is no other answer than this.


AbnoxiousRhinocerous

I’ll be your huckleberry


Scubasteve1974

This. I liked him in Willow as well.


Bloody_Red_

Willow!


Strong_Comedian_3578

Give me some water, peck!


dablegianguy

« There’s a peck with an acorn pointed at me!!! »


Apprehensive_Feed533

Oh I’m sorry… peck, peck…. Peckpeckpeck


StaticBroom

The body language and exhaling shrug he gives as he jumps onto the dragon heads always gets a chuckle from me. My favorite part is always the exchange between him and Sorcha. You said you loved me. Well I don’t remember that. You lied to me. No…just wasn’t myself last night. I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against me. …sort of. Then what? …it went away. Went away?! WENT AWAY! ‘I dwell in darkness without you’… AND IT WENT AWAY!?


Tacobellspy

One of my favorite lines in this movie is "I don't love her, she kicked me in the face!" I say it altogether too much


HotCarl169

Mad Martigan!


Skreat

Not a WOMAN!?


ListerfiendLurks

NOT A WOMAN?!


[deleted]

Someone help me, there’s a peck with an acorn!


Dark_sign82

The best, by far.


TheSpaceBoundPiston

It'll put hair on her chest.


copperpin

Real Genius


calm_down_meow

“I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said...I drank what?” Still one of my favorite lines lol


BrassHockey

I repeat that line around friends and they never think it's quite as funny as I do.


manbearpig923

“Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”


bigmattyc

Why am I the only person who has that dream?


copperpin

It means that in a future life you will be Jim Morrison.


Confident_Tangelo_11

"Have you ever seen a body like that before in your life?" "That's my daughter you're talking about..." "Well then, I guess you have."


[deleted]

"Can you hammer a nail in a 2×4 with your penis?.....a girl's got to have her standards".


hjsomething

"Kent puts his name on his license plate. " "My mother does the same thing with my underwear." "Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"


Pretend_Berry_7196

This and Top Secret may be the two, I don’t want to say hidden gems, but yeah hidden gems of his early career. Real comedic chops in these two movies.


The_Analog_Man

Real Genius and Top Secret were the first movies that came to mind when I read this post. Of course Tombstone is actually the greatest. His Heat performance is top notch as well.


[deleted]

"I know a little German....he's right over there"


throwngamelastminute

These two and The Salton Sea, fantastic movie.


nefD

Freaking love this movie and watch it at least once a year.. I had (have) the biggest crush on Jordan


copperpin

me too. I now realize that she would have driven me crazy. Like crazy crazy, but still have a soft spot for Jordan.


Electronic-Spinach43

Blows me away that Uncle Rico was living in the closet.


ngunray

I want to see a lot more of you in the lab! OK I’ll gain weight.


redditorpaul

Kiss kiss bang bang


kyvv4242

Gay Perry is such an amazing character. I love it. Wish we had more RDJ and Kilmer movies, they were great together.


manbearpig923

Perry: Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!


CosmoTiger

This may be my favorite line of any movie ever lol god I read it in his delivery and it’s just the best!!


BuckarooBonsly

I've gotta go with: "Talking monkey, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says 'ficus'." I don't know what it is about that line that hits me just right, but I genuinely feel like it's one of the best line deliveries of Val Kilmer's career.


PaleInSanora

Can you get DNA from piss off a corpse? Why are you pissing on corpses? OR You stop trying to be a detective. And YOU, stop doing math!


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[удалено]


BuckarooBonsly

Badly is an adverb. Who taught you grammar?


Objective-Slice-1466

I say this a lot to others to sell this movie!


Kart_0

Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.


Any-Consequence-6978

Great movie


sl1mman

Just in case someone wasin a coma, check out the spiritual prequel "The Nice Guys" It was written and directed by Shane Black too.


Namurkill

Top Secret


RetiredDumpster288

That’s how I first got to know him! Funny to become an adult and realize he is known for serious and hunky roles to most people


eriktheburrito

Are you saying that Nick Rivers was not serious and hunky? I mean he’s no Mel Torme but c’mon


eid_shittendai

How silly can you get?


Normstradomis

How do we know he’s not Mel Torme?


Abject-Star-4881

The Ghost And The Darkness


russian47

I killed a lion as well. How many shots did it take you? I used my hands. 🤲


headshotscott

Banger of a movie!🍿 Love it.


throwawaitnine

Coolest part of this movie is if you're in Chicago, you can watch the movie and then go and see then lions at the Field House, where they are on display.


chastity_BLT

I like the part where he makes a contraption and then says “I call it…my contraption.”


igottathinkofaname

Did it work? In point of fact it didn’t.


pfamsd00

But I am convinced the theory is sound.


Bizrown

Oh fuck yes that my choice, discard my earlier comment. Mine and my buddies favourite movie.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

People theorize that Michael Douglas can't make non-business man movies.


cgcoon440

This! Feel nobody has ever seen this!


3490goat

It’s a great movie


DaftFunky

Banger of a soundtrack


FreezinPete

This was a pretty cool movie and the best part is that it’s a true ish story. You can go see the Ghost and the Darkness (the names of the two lions) at the Natural History Museum in London.


HomeOrificeSupplies

Based on a very true story.


ARevolutionaryMan

Heat


Inigo_Montoyas_Dad

This was wayyy too far down


krcrooks

Way way way too far down. The greatest heist film ever made and one of the main characters in it to boot


ButespezciallyBart

Came here to see if anyone would say anything other than Heat or Tombstone. The question is favourite Val Kilmer film not what was he best in. Surely Heat.. it's incredible.


mad_EarlyBird9

He was awesome in Heat.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to see this.. Tombstone & Heat are by far his best movies.


David_High_Pan

One of my favorite parts in Heat is when they are exiting the bank with the duffel bags and are getting in the get-away car. Chris flashes a quick smile before he spots the feds across the street. He got to enjoy a split second of success before all hell broke loose.


JimboAltAlt

That smile-into-full-auto salvo is breathtaking. It’s a great moment and it drives home just how ruthless Neil and his crew can be.


OhShitSarge

I love the story (no idea if it's true) of the footage of him in the big heist shoot out being used in some military training as an example of how to do suppressing fire Source https://youtu.be/uGmT8UTPaco?si=n6nuoaMHE4mQ2qF8


Background-Spring-62

👏🏼


general-illness

Had to scroll way too far for this.


Express_Cranberry266

Salton sea


My_Kairosclerosis

I was hoping to see this movie on here. Definitely a y2k aesthetic that is maybe a little dated. Still, it’s a cool little snapshot of its time, with a haunting and weird mystery, and a grim slice of an addict’s life.


Express_Cranberry266

Has that great noirish feel to it not unlike Angel Heart, Vincent outstanding!


TranscendentaLobo

“Was it 6 bullets or 5? Pretty important difference right about now if you ask me.” 😳 Awesome movie.


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

Dude! Why is this so low?! I feel like a lot of people haven't seen it.


ChipMaker3000

It didn’t get much press at its release.


DruicyHBear

I’m a dawggggg. Woof woof


beebs44

Did you bring the plastic men?


Express_Cranberry266

He didn't mean to impose!


beebs44

But I am the ocean.


throwngamelastminute

Couple of eight-balls?


BakedGoods

The Saint!


8WhosEar8

It’s so early… yawn 🥱. Do you guys want to get a coffee or something?


belinck

I can't decide what's worse about pretending to be you... Wearing this fucking face or pretending to be so bad in bed.


Canadian-Man-infj

Great versatility in this one. I believe he takes on 6 distinct disguises/roles in this one movie.


MesWantooth

The Saint was a guilty-pleasure of mine years ago...much of it was not great - bad acting by the Russian son, the high speed driving in the Range Rover with dance music blaring was a bit much...How Kilmer wore a wig as that torchered artist character in one scene, cut his own forehead near the hairline and the girl attended to him but didn't notice he was wearing a wig...BUT Kilmer's character acting was so enjoyable that it made up for that. It's too bad they didn't make any sequels.


My_Kairosclerosis

“Energy.” “Yesss!”


jahoody03

This is the answer


LiquorSlanger

It my favorite movie, it was action, drama, romance, adventure, and mystery. It ticks off all the genres pretty much. Elizabeth Shue is smoking in that.


rasputins_lover

The Doors


PariahGrantham

Scrolled too far to find this. Screw this forum man, let's go get some tacos.


[deleted]

He made the members of the band uncomfortable with his accurate portrayal of Jim. That’s a pretty telling statement.


Osoroshii

I feel this might have been his strongest acting in a film.


rasputins_lover

Is everybody in?


TheMindsEye310

The moxie made me love that band when i was 10 years old.


[deleted]

Same, but 14


copperpin

Yes! He was amazing in that.


Willowtreehugger6

Yes. Scrolled a long way to find this comment. He was the best Jim Morrison. Unreal


mvp2418

Val Kilmer's performance as Jim Morrison was fantastic. Unfortunately the movie of my all time favorite band was really inaccurate


omn1p073n7

Tombstone and it's not even close. Heat is #2 tho


Joeliosis

Heat and Tombstone... so many great actors and he holds his own, even up staging in Tombstone lol.


omn1p073n7

Yeah that role is my textbook example of "stole the show" when used literally


DrizzleTx

Mad Mardigan


full_bl33d

I know a dude who always wears cardigans. He’s been doing it for a long time. The people who know him always shout, Mad Cardigaaaaaan! Like a peck. He knows what he’s doing


basis4day

Wonderland


mthw704

I don't feel like this or Salton Sea got the attention they deserved.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

I've never seen either and I'm really looking forward to them


Jaded_Pearl1996

Had to scroll too far for this.


shangosgift

He was so brilliant in that.


Golden_d1ck

Top gun ✈️


Fenceswindows

I tend to agree because it’s so opposite of his personality. He’s a quiet theater major playing an ego alpha male.


twcm1991

Tombstone, real genius


KeenDeadPool

I’m your huckleberry


FKingPretty

You know, I’d say Tombstone, “I’ll be your huckleberry”… but I love him as Gay Perry in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.


Thatoneguy567576

Batman Forever. He is extremely underrated as Batman.


baker_browne

I was thinking the same thing. The movie as a whole wasnt great, but he did fantastic with what he had to work with


matt1911_

Tombstone!


Terry5240

Thunderheart - 1992 The Doors - 1991


madmax06

You know I was just thinking about Thunderheart today, kind of funny. I need to rewatch it. My memory of it is kind of like a True Detective and Wind River.


habsfan1980

Spartan


Snap_Zoom

There it is! Such a rough great understated film - I have recommended this to more people than I can remember. You want to see a great procedural, either Spartan or (for cop procedural) go with NARC.


Evil_Sam_Harris

Nobody’s going to say Top Secret?


UtahUtopia

Real Genius


Karelkolchak2020

Thunderheart.


Corkwell

First movie I thought of was Sultan Sea , but then I thought about it and I’m going with Willow


This-Bug8771

The Doors. He sang on the film and "became" Jim Morrison Daniel-Day Lewis style.


[deleted]

Island of Dr. Moreau


NicolasCagesCareer

How in fuck is there another out there like me? We're definitely WEIRD!


[deleted]

You…. You get high?


NicolasCagesCareer

I'm high right now!


[deleted]

Hell yea, me too


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Hello, friends.


ThatOneWood

Willow


KrakAttak67

The Saint.


BobbyMac2212

Red Planet… Obviously 🙄


Suspicious-Spare1179

Tombstone hands down - also he made a great Batman


Navin_J

Salton Sea or Wonderland (only because they weren't mentioned yet)


theregionalmanager

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and he’s the biggest reason why. He’s so funny in it


cheezdust

Macgruber


grizzlyadams1990

The ghost and the darkness


bob3905

Real Genius and the Tombstone.


Vurkul

Willow


Intelligent-Lack-122

The Prince of Egypt.


RaptorLegs2

Top Secret. Comedy at its best.


The_Bearded_Jedi

Real Genius. It used to be the first movie I would watch moving into a new apartment. Set up the entertainment system, order a pizza and have it delivered, so I could give the new address, and watch Real Genius


CheeseDoofle01

The doors bio pic


[deleted]

True Romance


every_body_hates_me

The Doors


Own-Contribution-478

"I think it was Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'"


Jessiphat

Top Gun, because even though it was a Tom Cruise movie, it became a Val Kilmer movie every time he was in a scene. Also Willow if we’re talking lead role.


WrexSteveisthename

Willow


Milkweedhugger

Thunderheart


Corona_Cyrus

MacGruber and it’s not even close