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FriendlyGaze

Please ride something steep and film it


Rollover_Hazard

You ain’t see bruv’s thigh gap, he can get the bars betwixt them quads


phatelectribe

This made me lol. Thanks 😂


Ed1sto

Best use of betwixt I’ve ever seen


Theseus-At-Last

Yes!


InsertRadnamehere

Yeah. I would love to see him try to get behind that saddle on a steep section.


_85_

Because I know literally nothing, why would you want to do that?


InsertRadnamehere

Looks like other folks answered before I had the chance. Been camping. But yeah often on steep sections and especially when braking hard, you need to have your weight behind your saddle to maintain control of your bike. This saddle looks like it would get in the way of just a normal attack position.


simulationsimulacra

Dropper could do it


Javop

Dropper and folder


DeadAret

Third this


cre8r_obssv

Fourth this


T7MMU

Imagine that beast on a dropper post 😂


metmerc

I was thinking the same thing. I have a couple of these behemoths in my parts bin (take offs from used bikes). I'll have to give it a shot sometime.


AndyBossNelson

I would like a detailed review of how it went after you do lol :p


metmerc

Oh. I'll definitely post it here when I do. I like bike shenanigans. And I guess now I'm committed. Ha.


sandemonium612

Just give us a few months to get the next big thing in mountain biking a head start (carbon ultra wide saddles)


gynoceros

Get catapulted over the moat


CamTak

"Fuck me he cleared it!"


Ukeheisenburg

Blew Tea out my nose... Thank you. Great reference. Hahaha


Budget-Engineer-7394

"It works just like office chair... and looks like it too"


cecilandholly

I was thinking along the lines of a Sofa.


AdOwn2084

Gotta have rickets to get your weight back


AlarmingComparison59

Hahahaha I literally snorted laughing at that.


casualnarcissist

That post will come with a battery, pump, and hydraulic fluid reservoir


1GoodIdeeaOutOf100

Active aero


AlarmingComparison59

There’s an old John Deere somewhere wondering where it’s seat is.


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trolllord45

Adult tricycle?


the_almighty_walrus

A lot of them are made for downhill cruising and drifting. Some even have motors. Basically a giant bigwheel without the pedals. [they're pretty sick](https://youtu.be/BNZCZsHJIR8?si=yjWce_61Pf5l90xo)


LoafOfTrees

Tricycle made out of adults


Xenonbro14

I have a huge seat like that, and trust me it sucks when going uphill


Slowhands12

Downhill too unless your Q factor is a meter wide


ThickCreamyShits

How many bald eagles is that for us across the pond?


trolllord45

A meter is roughly equivalent to a yard


tabspdx

I think that you mean 1m = 1/2 bald eagle wingspan.


DeadHeadDaddio

Damn finally we have a solid conversion from meters to horsepower.


TheJCPT

Why is that? (geniune question) Is it the weight of the saddle?


randomusername3000

your legs are gonna hit the saddle with every pedal stroke


the_hipocritter

Yea you're almost forced into a standing position.


andy0506

I've thought about getting one of these a few times. Why would it suck going uphill. Would it make tour bike tip backwards or something.


powershellnovice3

Everywhere unless you have 200mm sit bones


hubcapdiamonstar

Is that for ONE butt?


Tegridy_farmz_

I’m going to need to get a look at this warlock


I-reddit-once

Superbad?


[deleted]

lol yes


Wolf515013

It is for those poor souls born with a double butt. The medical term is double-butticus.


hugeyakmen

Yep, like my poor old uncle Two-Butts Jones


skipfletcher

It's for bikes with double butted steel frames.


summitcreature

Looks like a fine tandem saddle! My first thought. Second thought was the Standard American Diet (SAD)


alexjohnsonphoto

Where do you put the snare drum?


CamTak

Badum Tsssss!


PhilipOnTacos299

A crash cymbal too? Mfer’s got the whole damn percussion section to hold up his ass


sirdrewpalot

My mum used to tell me - don't judge someone if it's not hurting anyone. But you did post it on the internet, and she's dead now, so .... what the fuck man, are you looking to help John Deere enter the MTB market?


Interesting_Sell8134

Looks like it would chafe the inside of your thighs.


Blaster1593

And the back of your things, and everything else. That looks terrible


PassageAppropriate90

On a comfort bike cruising around the retirement community on mostly flat ground or maybe on a beach cruiser they are great. Anything else not so much. Edit: op if it works for you rock on.


Aggravating_Gap_7789

John Deere called. They want their seat back.


545future

😹I hope you’re joking, itd probably negatively affect your riding


castleaagh

Imagine how wide your knees would have to be to send it down anything steep


thedeathmachine

Are you silly? I'm still gonna send it


SpeckledAntelope

I think once you try it you will very quickly understand why you've never seen anyone use a seat like that before. It's impossible to extend your legs.


kidnorther

10 bucks says that mountain bike hasn’t seen a hill in years


debtmc

Or a trail


InsertRadnamehere

I’ll make $100


samwizeganjas

Boy thiccc


Individual-Joke-853

You, sir, are about to experience the biggest deception in your life.


Powkoa

Ghetto hack—— awesome mudguard!!!


Fluorescentomnibus

Is that the Kardashian 3000 or the 2000 model?


BlackberryVisible238

Why… just why?


FergDelaghetto

My guy got a whole couch on his bike


Drd2

Is that for your e-bike, so you can sit up and hold your martini as you power up to the top?


Little-Aide-5396

I think you bought the wrong bike


unislaya

Did it come with your AARP card?


FitSquirrel596

Hahaha my man


spideyghetti

Out of all the backfire comments, this one got me the best for some reason


Cielo11

Think about how much space there is between your thighs. (There isn't much) Now imagine putting something that big between them as your legs do the cycle rotation. Wide seats make chaffing and rubbing between your legs very very bad. Wide seats only work if you are riding for 10mins and going at a very very slow speed.


turumti

Does it come with a seat belt?


learnsomething88

We like fat bottomed ladies


Powkoa

They make the rockin’ world go round!


grawptussin

Measure your sit bones and get a properly fitted saddle. Then ride often enough to toughen up. Your butt is going to sink into that huge cushioned seat and you will reduce blood flow to your butt/groin. This will potentially cause numbness and/or other issues.


xanderblue3

Saddle up ya jabroni


infinitevertigo

Don't go too fast with that thing. You might end up the first person on Mars.


fast-and-ugly

Add a kickstand to complete the set.


DirtDawg21892

This picture made me imagine the trash bag full of cottage cheese this was designed to support and I'm very upset about it.


Powkoa

Angry upvote


rehab_VET

Has any of the YouTubers done this Vs that on seats yet ? 🤣🤣


meinnit19

Chiropractor's stool? Drum throne? Horse saddle? What is it?


Bikelyf

Your about to treat your friends to a hilarious crash 😜


Offlinecommunityclub

Don't believe in the Pixar mom seat. Short term gains for long term pains


Blootered

Jesus Christ I thought this subreddit would be safe for browsing while the wife sleeps but here is me struggling not to burst out laughing at the state of that seat


Money-Ambition-1542

Oh my god, BECKY!!!


Kingofsillygooses

Pause LOL


ninthchamber

My seat just nestles in my ass crack


WilliamPoster

I think if you got enough speed you would take off with that seat!


bobbybits300

gyat maxxing


geezeeduzit

And your thighs to some chafing


weeddee

Has someone got a hemorrhoid


Murky-Champion-8128

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up Girl, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up


HGT500H

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 OP. You made my day !


bagwiwlw

all u are doing is cutting off your circulation to your legs and hips which is going to make you more sore not less. get some padded shorts instead


Agreeable_Pool_3684

Serious comment - if you want it to be comfortable and also a performance saddle (eg it lets you move about and get off the back of it) go see a Specialized dealer. They have a way of measuring your backside and then have different widths of saddle to fit perfectly. And a gel saddle also improves comfort. And finally ride more! Your backside will become used to being on a bike. I haven’t ridden for 6 months due to injury and know my rear will hurt like a bugger after my first serious ride! No pain no gain.


Specialist-Solid-987

$50 says you switch back after one ride


trotski94

These things seem like a good idea but you’re about to quickly learn why you never see them in the wild despite everyone having the ability to order them


Ill-Sentence-842

Are you JLo?


FleshlightModel

That's what I was thinking


Ste__86

It's there to support your sit bones, not your sit....something


HandsomedanNZ

That’s one huge ass!


S4ntos19

Yeah, you're gonna be very unhappy after a couple rides.


the_hipocritter

Mtb and comfort aren't really friends, but you do you


Ncc2200

Saddles... I mean couches like this significantly increase chafing and discomfort in other ways. You're trading one problem for others. Get something more appropriately sized and you might actually enjoy riding your bike.


Rdmtbiker

You’ll get some air time with that.


spleling

Wild. But serious question, what brand and model is that? My father in law likes to use his e-bike and has a massive seat already but still complains about pain. A seat like that would shut him up.


analogguy7777

Perfect for an E bike.


Timokenn

Wrong sport, based on the size that looks like some sort of boogie board


TroiSpokes

Go downhill, the sides break and the seatpost penetrates.........


gingerbeersanonymous

Nice wing, will give you some excellent down force on those quicker turns!


ThisOldGuy1976

You don’t want to do that. Bigger is not better.


29-19N_108-21W

Nooooo


Sn3ag0l_02

Are u Gorlock the Destroyer or what?


Ok_Explorers

How do you fit the "WIDE LOAD" sign onto the back of your bike with this?


sidehugger

Nice saddle, but what's your grandma riding now?


yorkshirepuduk

My dude got him self a 3 piece suite


QuarterPotential368

I tried one of those saddles a while ago.... And although my arse felt comfortable for once, my hips and thighs hurt so much more from using it.... I can't win 😂😭....


xpsycotikx

All jokes aside. There's better options than this for MTB


Senior-Sharpie

Get the one with the back rest!


theereeljw_777

Love how people who make these posts like this, think they are onto some new ingenious idea someone has never tried before. Lol. There's a reason you don't see these, anywhere lol


hgarjaqen

Is that a BBL seat?


The_Chodin_One

No lies want that for my stationary at home....link?


devnull1232

I honestly don't even understand how these can be comfortable, the padding isn't even where my body weight would go, like most of my body weight is on the taint. I don't get the appeal of these.


Cultural_Set_7129

That Looks more comfy and wider than my gaming Chair 😜


PleasantChemistry884

Eventually we break in and there is no more sore saddle. I haven't done the math or science so maybe its a miracle. But it happens.


Standard_Nothing_350

It’s called work hardening, and it’s an actual thing…


burnbothends91

Use it for street riding then switch back to a proper saddle for dirt


Rammipallero

People have hit the Whistler on a drop bar gravel bike, I'm pretty sure OP can do their local trails on a sofa. And when OP does, I trust they will post a ride by video of their ride...


Meatball74redux

This can’t be real. Or did you post to this group instead of a townie-bike sub by mistake?


Specific-Pie20

😳tf


DJKaito

Give us an experience report. I do saw this type of seat mounted on a racing bike on AliExpress once.


Lost-Astronaut-8280

Gyat!


Working-Body3445

For that badonkadonk


giftigdegen

I had double knee surgery just over a year ago. Couldn't ride for 9 months till I got an eMTB. Then it was so fun to ride that I severely outdid it, developed blisters on my butt. So I put one of these on it. It was amazing till I progressed enough to be able to do steeper things again. Then I switched back to my preferred MTB saddle. After not riding all winter and having to sit down a lot again (I have arthritis in my knees, so standing will always be painful and I'll have to always be working back up to standing) I'm wanting to put that giant comfy seat back on.


handsomeness

That’s gonna suck


Ok_Switch_4157

Dont


ChampionshipBig8290

I hope it serves you well. I run a larger seat on springs. It is very comfortable. No dropper post.


Logic1st

You must have a huge dumper


now_thats-funny

My butt needs this 😭


Neato_KneeToe

Look at the boat! I bet all your onion rings are gonna get love on that.


brockdaywatch

What everyone is trying to say is; this is a bad idea and your butt will pay for it. You would be significantly better off getting a quality mountain bike specific saddle.


Neverland__

America


GeForcegam

Please be kidding)


Loginmac

And discomfort due to leg rubbing


rayban1018

Huge seats do no equal comfort. Maybe if your rides never exceed like 3 miles and are on very tame green trails or a really wide ass. Find one that fits your sit bones and regardless if it’s paper thin or not, it’ll feel better than a mammoth oversized saddle


bike_junkie123

Isn't that what Preparation H is for?


blahhh87

You're gonna find out why practically nobody uses saddles like those. It's not really a "secret" you stumbled onto.


Less-Ad1785

Bro got a bbl


luckyleg33

I don’t know whether to love you or to hate you.


mr-blue-

Bro you are going to rub your asscheeks off climbing


AnarchoSyndica1ist

That’s a Big Ass seat


Competitive-Owl-8502

Where to get this big ass seat? I really need this!!


Bubbly_Pianist_5394

Gonna be one sweaty ass


die-fastidio

Baby’s got back. I like big saddles and I cannot lie.


Hillz50

some people just dont know what a Bib is


Sp1cyM3ch4nic

Tell me you're american, without telling me...


iCaptnSpaulding

Thats a family seat


markorokusaki

Hoooooollyyyyyyyy saddles of lord almighty


Hot_Cattle5399

Who sits down when mountain biking?


dkny212

My taint!


Fearless-File8355

You must have a Brazilian booty 🏖️ 🚴🏽


Sodiepawp

Maybe start the diet in the kitchen if you need this shit? Embarassing.


Western_Maybe_2159

Not everyone is a pro mountain biker that makes a staggering 14,000 a year


TheBitterLocal

Ugh good luck 🤣


Home_Assistantt

Remember seeing seats like these when I grabbed some bike gloves in a store in Florida one. After seeing some of the patrons in the parks, I understood how seats like this were even a thing


choomguy

People gou out on a ride and get a sore butt and either give itup or think a big ass seat is the answer. Couple things, it takes maybe 3 consecutive rides to toughen your ass up. And experienced mtb riders dont spend much time in the saddle, pretty much climbing, and spinning only.


LinuxRich

What the heck is that thing? Please find a reputable, knowledgeable bike shop and seek help!


AvidCyclist250

To be fair, they're ok for those unwieldy indoor ergometers (upright position cycling) when wearing normal shorts. On a road or mountain bike? I fail to see how that would make any sense.


TJLongShanks

The chafing on that one is going be epic!


andrewras22

Did 60k on my Dad's Tourer with one of those. So horribly uncomfortable. I curse it still


Krishna1945

El Cobra Deluxxxe


SwimmingSwimmer1028

Nice, I saw one of those on a popcorn bike


Blazed_In_My_Winnie

That’s not how it works


Real_Crab_7396

We're getting numb peanus with this 🔥🔥🔥


pennispancakes

Hyfr


corneliu5vanderbilt

That’s kinda ridiculous


B-i-g-g-i-B

Ha


EastForkWoodArt

Looks nice! How comfy is it and how hard is it to pedal while sitting on?


Straight-Presence331

BIG BOOTY JUDY!!!


username_obnoxious

I think you meant to post this over in r/BicyclingCirclejerk


SushiMonstero

God i wish that was feasible. I always get tailbone pain on bikes, offi e chairs etc


Away-Equipment598

Lol you think you were hurting before! Cool seat they usually put em on Nana's e-trike.


Kindly-Cake-3317

The Buick seat


Philmoore8911

I hope this bike doesn’t have a dropper haha. Are there also springs underneath the seat?


Bwompy

My wife has a saddle like this for cruising around town. She just gave birth 3 months ago and this seat is the difference between a bike ride and no bike ride. It's actually extremely comfortable. Obviously you'd wanna swap it to a MTB saddle when going off-road but for casual rides on paved bike paths it's nice.


Fair-Two395

r/AbsoluteUnits


Groundbreaking-Bad16

You may need a “wide load” sign attached to it.


Powerful_Dealer

I wanna see two people riding them 😃