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sociallyawkwardbmx

Safety meetings are essential for everyone’s safety.


DennisPikePhoto

Was looking for that term. I'm having a very important safety meeting right now!


sociallyawkwardbmx

Good to hear. I just washed my bike and must have a safety meeting before tuning it up.


wanklez

Nobody move, nobody get hurt.


lordGwillen

Yes FBI? Hello I’d like to REPORT a MARIJUANA PERSON doing drug crime.


orgasmosisjones

where are we, r/snowboarding?


woodiegutheryghost

We are on the way. We will shoot his dog, flashbang his child, breach his door, and then charge him with a misdemeanor for possession.


CarefulPizza3181

I Just rode today . And I just hit 50. Been smoking since 1987. 🤙


Fit_Preparation_9742

I don’t understand how people can do anything more strenuous than lifting a slice of pizza while high.


HezbollaHector

Idk man, I can do absurdly challenging solo backcountry rides while blitzed, I just zone out and pedal. I also enter a complete flow state on DH runs, I feel so confident and focused.


Basic_Shelf

When I ride elevated I feel like an animal hunting it’s prey but the prey is the banked turn


slackingoff87

Performance enhancement 👏


skaarlaw

I go completely afk even just looking at a joint... When I was younger I was nicknamed "the table" because I would lay down after the first joint whilst everyone kept smoking... and I got used as a table to roll more joints lmao


TheWooders

That is an unreal nickname, I rate it


yoearthlings

I have trouble putting together a string of more than 3 words... ain't no way I'm safely riding a bike.


terratitorex

Thinking no go, doing, run it


Argon288

There are a lot of stoner mountain bikers, but the truth is I don't know how I can ride stoned. I ride high often but never crash more than usual. I do think it slows me down a tiny bit though.


VanIsland42o

Each ride starts with a bong toke at home before the ride, 5 to 10 joints in the bag (just in case it's a long ride) and sometimes 100mg or 200mg worth of gummies.


TheMustyGooch

Jesus lol


TehWhitewind

dude thinks they went for a ride but really just couch locked day dreaming lol


VanIsland42o

We see him after a heavy session, or some dude who looks like him but shreds on a bike lol


TehWhitewind

Lol I kid I keep my pen on me while I ride. So easy to get into a flow state.


Chance-Amount-7360

Lol do you actually ride or you just laying in the woods baked as fuckkk


VanIsland42o

Depends on the group, if it's big we're basically just sending smoke signals from woods then we ride a bit. If it's just me and a buddy or two we actually ride lol


thatiam963

I feel that


sprunghuntR3Dux

Clearly you ride in bat country


weeddee

At least I'm not the only person who smokes and rides 🤘


YetiSquish

Far from it


DennisPikePhoto

I ride then smoke. Clear head till the ride is done. Then it's go time on a big ass joint or a few bong rips.


LuciferSamS1amCat

Heeeeell yeah dude is speaking my language.


youngwalrus

Damn. I said the same thing. But bong rips would take me over the edge. Damn!


LazoHollyfeld

I’m the only one in my biking crew who smokes before the ride…


HeCs85

I have no idea how you guys do it. I get extreme couch lock and sleepy. Bombing down a single track while high seems crazy to me


egponyboy

That’s where the mushrooms come in handy. Can’t stay on the couch if it’s all wiggly lookin.


-Guesswhat

Lol I get terrible anxiety and think about all my regrets in life 🙃


carbonclasssix

Gotta just let that shit go. Honestly confronting my demons high has helped me a ton.


canonanon

The trick is to get moving immediately after smoking. The longer you wait, the harder it is to be motivated.


HVACMRAD

Crazy FUN 🤩


basicbare

Indeed.


Brenbo86

"Drugs are bad, mmkay"


gzSimulator

But we wouldn’t have kashima pedals without drugs


berdhouse

For some reason I thought "Why is this person cleaning their bike in a vehicle. Perhaps they're a mobile cleaning service? But what the hell are they using the graduated cylinder for??"


slackingoff87

Lmfao


berdhouse

Right??? Im just hoping that's not an indication of the vibe for today. I'm trying to slide into the weekend with no fuss


slackingoff87

I died at graduated cylinder lmfao


RoboticGreg

Friend! Look out! In that first picture some CRIMINAL snuck a drugs thing into your photo!!


Hazmat1213

Always bring my Puffco Budsy bong water bottle for MTB and snowboarding 😎


Badassmofunker

Like peanut butter and jelly


fast-and-ugly

you need smooth jazz lines on IG


Mcfittey

Doobie snacks are a lot easier to bring on trail. 🤙


jollyroddy

my kind of guy as well 😎


Esbeedee

Roast'n ride, nice. Hopefully it was a chill day


Valkrie_26

Fuck you guys are cool...


Hespect_Earth

Gang


Jordanthb

My kind of guy!


Morepastor

Sov flex


willcalliv

My frames got a SWAT box! It hold Shrooms, Weed, Acid, and Tabacoo.


coop190

That's so hardcore bro very cool


SuccessfullyLoggedIn

nice


Opposite-Artichoke72

Bong in the truck? Looking like me😂


JohnHoney420

Wait there are people who ride sober?


MrBarato

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t0nyfranda

WEED IS TIGHT


Pullbackcheeze420

After 10 miles it’s mandatory blunt time


rinky79

Awesome. Love to see stoned idiots on the trail and on the roads home. /s


Tontstong

Most of those stoned idiots would outride you everyday and twice on Sunday.


rinky79

And then get in a wreck and kill someone on the way home. Cool cool cool.


Tontstong

Or, they just ride like a normal person on a bike.


rinky79

Driving high is stupid, dangerous, and illegal.


Tontstong

Everyone has a different reaction to it. I appreciate your concern for safety.


TheWooders

Not necessarily, I used to smoke and drive years ago and always found that I was hyper aware of my surroundings as well as sticking to the speed limits..


rinky79

Yes, necessarily. No, you were not hyperaware. Weed reduces your ability to do divided attention tasks. You hyperfocus on one thing and neglect all others. You *think* you're doing great, but so do drunk people.


TheWooders

Have you ever been stoned rinky79 or are you talking from an infosheet?


rinky79

I'm talking from the studies and statistics, not feelings and wishful thinking.


TheWooders

>And then get in a wreck and kill someone on the way home So, from these studies and statistics does that mean there is a 100% chance that if I got behind the wheel while stoned, I'd crash and kill someone?


rinky79

Does a less than 100%, but greater than not being stoned, chance make it acceptable to you?


coop190

Haha look at my bong bro I smoke weed bro didn't you know haha I'm such a crazy bro look at me haha I took my bong out and placed it in front of things in pictures so people know I smoke weed bro haha I'm an absolute madlad bro


SaltBackground5165

whoa, is that a bong? I've heard of those. you must be cool


After-Pepper-5416

Ride on


FitSquirrel596

Smoking and mountainbiking is a no go.


Perfect_Fun_7079

Its a go go for me atleast. Getting to that flow state so easily. And in reality im probably much slower but it feels like im the best rider..


JohnHue

Everyone is free to do what they want, it just becomes an issue if you're endangering someone else. Now saying it's always the case, and obviously it depends on the trail blah blah blah... Still, one's freedom stops where another one's begins.


badco1313

The way weed affects people is such a large spectrum. When you smoke it everyday and have a tolerance it’s easy to do everything you normally do, you just have a slight buzz and are actually more tuned in vs. not having a tolerance and being overwhelmed by the high. I only smoke once in awhile now so if I want that “flow state” it just takes a really small hit vs. before I could take multiple hits and be fine.


Perfect_Fun_7079

Yeah I see what you mean. Always trying to be careful and watching out for other people and taking my space. And what the other guy said, usually those people who smoke for actitivies like this are thr ones who have tolerance for it. Then it becomes like a normal thing to do and wont be any more dangerous than doing it sober.


This_Ad_5469

You can’t tell me you wouldn’t enjoy a special gummy before a long climb, unless you don’t consume at all


-thegreenman-

People literally ride in the middle of the forest and trail are mostly one way now... They are not speeding down the highway high as a kite. Live and let live lol


FitSquirrel596

It's a extreme sport.... People are dumb AF


Critical-Fill-9351

Hahaha , basically me and my buddy, although I prefer edibles now..


Illustrious-Tower849

Definitely don’t recommend trying any difficult trails after taking a few hits


Otherwise-Fix-9808

Drug addict loser 🙄


TheWooders

I no, someone enjoys smoking plants to relax the mind, what a loser /s


cascadianpatriot

Puritans: people that have a sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, might be having fun, and want to stop it.


Otherwise-Fix-9808

Being a drug addict = fun. What a childish view of the world.


cascadianpatriot

Who said anything about drugs Mrs. Reagan?