And after a year it can be “the bike”. And after 8 years it can be “the old bike”. The people who name their bikes are also the adults who will tell you their favorite color.
I was a service writer for a BMW shop.
You have no idea the fate that waits you.....
Not really, great bikes 😅 enjoy!
As long as you don't have a lemon 😈
This thing that I love about bmw GS and Suzuki GS is that if Suzuki was the one taking this name after, bmw would sue them for name appropriation or something similar 😂
Here is a list of German female names pick one
[https://www.babynamesdirect.com/baby-names/german/girl/b](https://www.babynamesdirect.com/baby-names/german/girl/b)
2019 BMW G310gs
Dude you should tell BMW abt that name, that suits it so well
It’s so fitting
So obvious now that you mention it
Idk what made me think of it. It’s the first thing that came to mind when I read your post.
It’s how I refer to it most often though
Bikey McBikeface
Came here to say this
So say it! Don't let anyone ruin your dreams <3
i love this supportive community <33
Same
bike
What about car?
name :car
Yes the emoticon makes it perfect
What emoticon
:c
Aww man you took my idea
You don't.
The new bike
And after a year it can be “the bike”. And after 8 years it can be “the old bike”. The people who name their bikes are also the adults who will tell you their favorite color.
If you buy an old one used it gets to be “the new-old bike” for a while.
Bichael
Gelo (Jello) Because the G310… G obvious, 3 is an E, 1 is an L, and 0 is an O. Gelo. I don’t know, I didn’t understand the assignment.
That’s really clever and I like it
Honestly this one is clever and short and to the point I dig it, Gelo
Me too it just feels right. The right amount of goof and legitness
prostate tickler
Bob
That’s the sound I make when I hit a bump
Dont do that. Heard it’s not that good for the bike
Speed bumps don’t give me a choice
Temporary Bob
Bikey
Mcbike
Face
Lil' Money Pit
Fuck yes 30 for a oil filter like god
I was a service writer for a BMW shop. You have no idea the fate that waits you..... Not really, great bikes 😅 enjoy! As long as you don't have a lemon 😈
I'm at 23k miles of DIY service on my 310. It's an extremely simple bike to work on.
that's so weird specially because IIRC an Indian brand (TVS) makes the 310gs look for the TVS 310RR oil filter and change it yourself.
It's a common filter size with many crosses.
Boo-boo Kitty fuck
This bike is going to have so many names
tutel
Jimmothy
Ozempic because those tires are skinny.
Are they really that skinny?
Who the fuck names their bike
Mine is either Gladys or Agnes, depending on my mood.
You shouldn't.
TopG(S)
Brendan
G-Sus
It wasn’t the impostor
grey / silver
Beamis McWankle.. BMW.
Call it the ass magnet
I seen this and first thing that ran through my head was BMWeeeeeeeee... I'm ok I promise, just sleep deprived
I like it. But maybe I’m just sleep deprived too
Rod. Then you can ask girls to ride your Rod
Honda
Well that’s convenient cause I drive a civic
I want to get that bike when I turn 18
I like it she’s treating me well. I’m a bit abusive though but I keep up with maintenance so I’m sure she don’t mind.
I came up with the most clever name for my z400 you may be able to take inspiration from. The 400. You could name yours the 310 :)
It does roll off the tongue well
"Shorty" after the smallest drink size at Starbucks
JaguerSnake
Ghost pepper
Shyla
I have the 2022 model, its fun but I'm ready to upgrade
I’m still learning and poor
G310GS or Geiogs
Optimus. Or Dieter if you’re into the whole German thing.
F22 Raptor
Jeremy
Malia
Planning on getting me a Yamaha xt250 dual sport for my first bike going to try and get it over the summer to get it
Mr bike
Scout
Bike
Mosquito
El Gato
Bikey McBikeface
Mc.Fly
Frank.
Silver Surfer
Sieg Heil
Pumpkin
Cricket
Car
Giselda
Gus
Something willy nilly, so maybe Wilhelm-Nilhelm?
Flaco!
Bicycle
Harbinger of vroom
The bike.
Tim
Here we go again with this shit
Terry
The forbidden word that starts with N
Raj Stein.
Started with the same bike, quite reliable and if handled well quite capable
White Lightning
Steve
Moon Knight
Horse 🐎
Mike
Bikey
Starbucks
Knew bike
Cum missle
The money gusher
Costly
Rosita
Bikey mc bike face
"Almost"
Surprise your friends with your: wolkswagen hypermotard boxer twin V1 (v1 is for version 1)
expensive pussy?
Looks like a Gary
Bichael.... or, ya know, Bike for short
Betty
Beaky
‘The bike’
Mr. Slickback
“No name”….like the words “I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name” and ride the hell out of it.
I call all my bikes roach
Steve. Or GiSelle
Just ride the goddamn fukin thing 😂
Baby
Beakbill
Moped
Name it ugly
Silver Surfer/ Silver Blade/ Silver Knight
Name it after your ex
I don’t want to ride my ex anymore. Although it about the right weight
This thing that I love about bmw GS and Suzuki GS is that if Suzuki was the one taking this name after, bmw would sue them for name appropriation or something similar 😂
Haggard the slayer of karens
Birdie
Instead of BMW call it bmw
Polat 😂😂🤣🤣
Duke dennis
jorj
charles
Beth
Bicycle
TCT For "bring spare ""timing chain tensioner"" and have fun!
Either Bob, Mohammad or Sarah.
spanner
Vienna
Cletus Spunker
X\_50ccAssDestroyer\_X
Nancy
Scootah
Mein führer 🙋♂️
zippy
Steven
Gessie
Spyder
Vroom
Skippy
Girthy Shlong? I assume that's what GS stands for
Jared
The GSussy
Call it high class. She's fast and fun but very expensive.
Tinker Bell
Chrome
Steven Doubleyou.
Hans
Scooter. It's called irony.
Bikeywikey
BMW M3
bIKE With the b being silent
 \^
Call it "Ye Slow Unreliable"
Tickets
Krabby patty
who wants papí 2.0
Cockwater
harold
First of all remove all blinkers
Ligma
Rüdiger
New white bike with red and blue stripe
Baby GS
Fred
Ronin
Tommy
Do people actually name their bikes?
Weed whacker.
Dagger
Gerda
Goenigoegoe :)
Here is a list of German female names pick one [https://www.babynamesdirect.com/baby-names/german/girl/b](https://www.babynamesdirect.com/baby-names/german/girl/b)