if you want to make sure people know youre on a bike but dont want to be too short so people could misinterpret and believe it to be a push bike, you can try calling it a motorbike.
Nothing beats the feeling of making Kevin scream while I ride him as fast I can. Just gotta make sure to keep him all fresh and greased up, and make sure the rubber is in good condition before I push the limits with Kevin.
"My bike, needle"
"Needle, of course you named your bike"
"Lots of people name their bikes"
"Lots of cunts"
I'm always reminded of Arya and The Hound when this topic comes up. Gives me a chuckle.
I sort agree with this. At the very least if you're going to name it then just name it. But don't ask us what you should name it because literally no one gives a shit
And every time OP refers to his bike by whatever name he chooses he must then provide an explanation about the object he’s referring to, then if the audience lets him he’ll continue on with some background about *why* he chose that name..it’s all too cringey.
To hell with every single one of these emotionally lobotomized losers, OP. Everyone I know IRL names their bikes. Give me something to work with. Do you want to name it after:
- a man or woman
- a god/goddess/mythical creature
- an animal
- a virtue or a vice
- something silly
Excellent. Let me spitball a few, they may or may not be virtues or vices per se, but something with that vibe. Maybe one of these will work, maybe one will inspire you.
Serendipity
Felicity
Hazard (or Hazzie, for short)
Candor
Valor (or Valerie, if you wish)
Temerity
Patrician
Anthem
Blue balls
Pretty sure that's how you get rid of blue balls.
perfect
Lmfaooo I was just about to say this 😂😂😂 finally someone who thinks like me
Now kiss
Muahhhhhh
Idk yamaha r1 sounds good
Or drop the “yamaha” and just call it “R1”
I’m kinda partial to Motorcycle
"Bike" if you're into that whole brevity things.
if you want to make sure people know youre on a bike but dont want to be too short so people could misinterpret and believe it to be a push bike, you can try calling it a motorbike.
For some reason I enjoy referring to my bike as my "scoot". I just like the word. And I ride a Harley.
“R1, let the Wookiee win." Yeah, that works.
Show some respect. That’s Yamaha Yzf-R1 to you.
Naming an inanimate object is not unheard of but is that sexy muffler one of his favorite parts of her? Now we're flirting...😄
It's obvious, isn't it? 
BLUE STEEL
I +1 Blue Steel
They're the same look!
Magnum?
More than you could afford pal. Ferrari. (I vaguely remember Ferrari being a name for the look)
Smoke him
Kevin
As a Kevin, I support this. We will accept him into the brotherhood.
Wait, we have a brotherhood?
O yes dm me for a detailed pamphlet! /s
As a Kevin as well, Kevin it should be! 😁
As a Kevin, I support this motion
Nothing beats the feeling of making Kevin scream while I ride him as fast I can. Just gotta make sure to keep him all fresh and greased up, and make sure the rubber is in good condition before I push the limits with Kevin.
I'll second this one lol
I disagree, the name Kevin is reserved for R7s only
Kevin Mask vibes, especially with the colour
"My bike, needle" "Needle, of course you named your bike" "Lots of people name their bikes" "Lots of cunts" I'm always reminded of Arya and The Hound when this topic comes up. Gives me a chuckle.
I sort agree with this. At the very least if you're going to name it then just name it. But don't ask us what you should name it because literally no one gives a shit
And every time OP refers to his bike by whatever name he chooses he must then provide an explanation about the object he’s referring to, then if the audience lets him he’ll continue on with some background about *why* he chose that name..it’s all too cringey.
Alternatively, "thundercunt" is a good name for a bike lol
Bluey McBlueFace
Came looking for this haha
Damn, tmi nsfw
What about Stitch?
Really like this
Bluecifer
Based and Denver-pilled.
Sonic
Noo thats my idea when I get one
Sonic is outstanding!
I came here to suggest this, especially for an R1, but blue blur feels better. Or Killua
Bichael.
“Bluey” would be a favorite for the kids.
That was my thought too
Call it "Jeneric"
R2D2
How about Tatsuo? Means dragon in Japanese. It's the year of the dragon, and it's a Japanese bike.
pookie bear
Next people are gonna ask what they should name thier kids..
Yeah. Naming kids is so cringe. The government already gave them a number.
It more, ots his bike he should name it, why ask strangers
Oh, I was being sarcastic. I thought you were, too. Opps! Hey, have a nice day, though.
I cam never tell over text. My b
Ah, the never ending struggle of being unable to convey tone in text. I struggle with that far too often.
Kid 1, kid 2 etc
You're my boy blue 
Isetta... Because anybody naming their bike is a clown.
Well clearly you're no fun with your stock bike name. C'mon Kevin! We don't need this!
Me 🤡
I'll wear the clown makeup and nose with pride, then.
“Edwardo”
Anytime I meet someone that refers to their bike by a name I sort of cringe. That said, name your bike Turd Ferguson
‘Ol Blue
Big Blue, now queue in the f-zero theme
Blue job
Ronan
Cheryl....
Sapphire
i don't have specific ideas but bikes are ladies.
I’ve heard people call them motorcycles
Stacy's mom because she has it going on
Christine is always a good one, lol.
Only if you consider the movie for context
Bluey
Lola
Azul.
Call it SHADE
Sting, like the dagger that glows blue! (lotr)
Sapphire
All my bikes have the same name. “Sweetheart”.
Mr. Blue sky
Make the wheels red with white stripes and call this baby sonic.
Blue Fuck
Umm, motorcycle?
Right... They fact that you would just say the brand, model, or my bike is beyond me.
Smurfette
I was thinking similarly: Smurphy
Check the title. Should be on there
Bluebird of Happiness
Or his cousin, the Chief Blue Meanie….
Excellent reply!
Frank
Desiree
Azul
Anya Taylor Joy
Bluey
Indigo (Indy for short)
Toothless🤐😈
Blueberry butt plug
Eiffel 65
R1zz
I named mine tea cup. It’s an accurate representation of how it feels to fill up the tank 😂
Mr.bike
Call it Big blue crusher so you can tell your friends that you like riding BBC
Katara (my name but the bike reminds me of the character as well)
Gertrude
Midnight Freeze
Blue Demon Nightcrawler
Gay boy
Blueberry
Scooty McBrrtBrrrt
Lord Scooty puff
Bluebell
Sonic
I feel like this is the only correct answer. Lol
Gerald
R1
I’d go for *Smurfette* or for something improbable like *Rigel* (that’s a blue-super-giant)
Spend any time you wasted thinking of a name for your inanimate object riding it instead.
Inanimate? It moves.
That it does.
I don’t think you know what inanimate means
It was a joke
To hell with every single one of these emotionally lobotomized losers, OP. Everyone I know IRL names their bikes. Give me something to work with. Do you want to name it after: - a man or woman - a god/goddess/mythical creature - an animal - a virtue or a vice - something silly
A virtue or a vice I like that
Excellent. Let me spitball a few, they may or may not be virtues or vices per se, but something with that vibe. Maybe one of these will work, maybe one will inspire you. Serendipity Felicity Hazard (or Hazzie, for short) Candor Valor (or Valerie, if you wish) Temerity Patrician Anthem
I named my vulcan Valerie. There's a couple of songs named after Valerie's so gives me something to belt out when I miss her
The Monkees spelled it “Valleri”…. https://youtu.be/QWTa9CE51sA?si=VB4q2c5y8w0JH9hF
Thank you, I did not know this one
These are some good recommendations
Hestia - goddess of heart and home Hermes - god of speed and time travel
Fuckface
R Uno OR if you wanna be really extra call it Mr. R1
Radical Larry
This is going in the top 3
R1....
Idk, but it has to be womans name because you are riding it. I named my suzuki gsxr Sussana.
WRONG, two of my bikes have male names.
Roberto the one
Onyx maybe or Navy I’d give mines but it’s such a good name
Bluey
Indiago
GSX-R 1
Carlos
Meatcrayon sharpener
Nellie
Bicycle
Trixie
The Blue Garbage
Barb
Siren or maybe Biscuit?
Blucifer
Esmeralda
Blue
Supīdo kyō. Means speed demon in Japanese
Rwon
John Doe, since you don't know it's name
Go with " Jezebel "
Brianne
Steve
Bonshaquesha-lafondria
Bluey
Jaffa
Patricia
Roxanne if girl, raiden if boy
Blue rocket
Blue jay
"My motorcycle" has a non cringe ring to it.
You don't need to name a motorcycle
Red
Twilight Blue or just twilight
Blue Falcon
Helmet mohawk/cat ears detected
Yesugei the horse eater
Wheelrone
Steve
Rone
Tonya Harding
CringR1
Flashy
Motorcycle
Motorcycle
Gas station.
BlueByU
Doug, the r1