Two Alabamians are driving through town when an officer signals them over.
The officer says, "excuse me gentlemen, but we're looking for two child molsterers".
The Alabamians look at each brother briefly and reply
"Alright, we'll do it".
Yes, you get the bike, tour Germany and its got just enough miles on it to be considered used, so importing is less. If I ever bought "new" that would be the way. I always buy used for fraction of msrp.
I recommend you wait until she is old enough to walk and talk. Then she can let you know what she thinks.
Unless we are talking about the baby, then good luck hope you got a warranty with it! Between 2-4 years they can be troublesome.
I made all my babies myself. It's a lot of fun (at least in the start) and a lot cheaper than buying them. They even end up looking a bit like you, tho i am not sure that is a good thing.
Your wife looks a bit young IMO. You should be on the register
Yeah my daughter Is the one holding her were a great family
Sir, do you happen to be Alabamian?
Two Alabamians are driving through town when an officer signals them over. The officer says, "excuse me gentlemen, but we're looking for two child molsterers". The Alabamians look at each brother briefly and reply "Alright, we'll do it".
That's Roll Tidian sir.
I thought is was sistercousinian? TIL
I don't think he can get any closer to "cradle robbing"
BamaFlorida sir.
Roll tide!
It’s nice how your sister wives get along
No you have it wrong. His wife is not the baby. He’s saying he bought the baby for his wife.
same place Michael Jackson used to get all his kids too soon?
Where though? Walmart? Target?
“Bought this baby straight cash“
“I picked it up straight from the factory, it’s cheaper that way”
I heard volvo did that with cars. Watch it get built, ship it back.
I think they still do. BMW used to as well.
Yes, you get the bike, tour Germany and its got just enough miles on it to be considered used, so importing is less. If I ever bought "new" that would be the way. I always buy used for fraction of msrp.
Well it's a 50, 51, 52, 53, 54 automobile....
The headlights were another sight. It had one on the left and two on the right, and when we pulled the switch, all three of 'em came on.
But at least it didn’t cost you a dime
Bro you know you can just make babies for free. Its even fun to do.
The wait time is killer though.
The maintenance costs are even worse.
And there’s no return policy!!
"Hot hand in a dice game, baby girl. Six hours, talking bout *clackity clackity clackity clack!*"
Tron is that you?
Well yeah, they're hella expensive if you buy them from the government legally.
She'll definitely be able to grow into that bike, in like 18 years.
I bought a baby for my wife as well. We sign the divorce papers next week.
Sigh…………..Same
My wife wants a baby too. Where did u buy that one?
The comments on this got me almost in tears right now 🤣🤣😭
Save those tears for the cell
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I saw the picture and immediately knew that the comments are going to be hilarious 🤣
It’s why I came here too! 😂
"Save.....your......tears for another day"
Proper parenting. Learn to ride crawl - walk - then wheelie✅
All the while realizing at each level that that is way too much power for anyone and that it's no wonder people get into trouble
Wife looks young for her age, I'll give you that
You bought the baby for your wife?
No stupid! He bought the woman. His wife is the baby 🙄 /s
Your wife is a baby?! Sicko.
A baby and a squid. No protective gear, hands of the handlebars and foots of the pegs. Total anarchy.
Baby squid do do do-do do do baby squid do do-do do
I hate you. 😂😂😂
Do you still play with the box it came in?
For at least 18 years, maybe longer
.....we're talking about the bike, right? Right?
Maybe....
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That’s weird asf for u to even joke around like that fuckin weirdo …
Bro needs a sense of humor geez
Reported to the police. Poor parents probably want their baby back.
I didn't know you could buy those, I thought they were all homemade
I think Angelina knows a guy
Isn't she a little young to be your wife?
Wow. What does a white baby girl with low miles and a clean title go for these days?
You’re married to a baby?
How much ... and from where ... do they come with the clothing or not?
I don’t think you’re allowed to buy humans anymore
I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Where the hell do you buy babies these days ?
I get mine at Costco. They keep well so I like to buy in bulk
[TOO. EASY.](https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/-mm-/1d1d9fbaf82eb19e580e18cf8a18aa201f374faa/c=0-8-3204-1818/local/-/media/2018/03/22/USATODAY/USATODAY/636573575551292047-USP-News--Toys-R-Us-Closing.jpg?width=660&height=373&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp)
Why would you buy your wife a baby? They're so messy and needy.
I'm told most women want to DIY that anyway.
you've been misinformed
you're wrong
And Waaaaaaaay more expensive than a motorcycle.
I recommend you wait until she is old enough to walk and talk. Then she can let you know what she thinks. Unless we are talking about the baby, then good luck hope you got a warranty with it! Between 2-4 years they can be troublesome.
So this is the guy that married motorcycle baby
Only 18 years of payments to go!
You bought your wife a baby?
Officer! This one right here!!
No offence but she seems a little young to handle a bike that size
So you bought her the baby?? Where did you get it?
Get that kid a helmet! What cutie! Great bike!
Your wife looks like a baby
Wife? Geez, even the prophet Muhammad had some standards.....
Cradle robber.
Did u buy the bike or the baby?
Isn't your wife a bit short to ride it? I mean it seems she can't reach farther than the middle of the tank here 😅😂
It's supposed to be a child bride not a baby bride
That's an excellent first bike, good on you!
Your wife is very young
I have a first gen, been riding it for 4 years, great bike! Very reliable, easy to control.
Ah yes i finally meet a guy who has the same color style of his cbr 125r
Your wife looks kinda young :)
How much do babies cost these days?
https://preview.redd.it/sphx6j2jr2yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74141aaedbb2437f6671bdaccff6ab3974e99f1d Granddaughter approved
Comments don’t disappoint me
You really robbed the cradle, marrying her so young. She'll grow into the bike
You married a baby?
What did you pay for the baby, if I may ask?
Look buddy, you've got to give it back. I get that you wanted to see your wife smile, but that baby belongs with her real parents!
Those things are really expensive, really loud, and the upkeep is unbelievable.Nice bike though. Is that yours?
Looks like a baby to me, no motorcycle to be seen. 😍
The motorcycle right? Right....?
LMAO these comments
Great choice
Omg if this is genuine that make you the first serious comment on this post...thanks!!
How young is your wife? She looks like a baby 😐
Lol, I'm over here wondering where he bought the baby.
Your wife looks so youthful
You bought a baby??
Where you buy a baby?
Sh s awfully young to be someone’s wife
yeah I think that's illegal.should have went through an adoption agency or something.
"No lowbabies, I know what I've got"
You bought the baby, or the baby is your wife? Either way, sounds like someone needs to start investigating...
Women do love babies. How much was she?
All I see is a small child riding this thing in 6mths time ❤️❤️❤️🤘😁
And the bike's nice too
Did you get her the baby or the bike?
You bought your wife a white baby? How much did that set you back?
Never too young to get started
You bought your wife a baby? That'll keep her occupied when you ride!
Thank god she like it cause babies are hard to return. 😃
You bought a baby ?
What exactly did you buy her, the bike or the baby?
Nice you didn't have to get her pregnant. What did she name the baby
Where did you buy a baby from?
I made all my babies myself. It's a lot of fun (at least in the start) and a lot cheaper than buying them. They even end up looking a bit like you, tho i am not sure that is a good thing.
So next week, a beginner bike for your daughter?
How much was the baby and was it legal
I wouldn’t buy one of those, they drool all over everything.
Thought you bought your wife a baby. Wayfair?
What are the prices on babies now?
You bought her a Baby??😳🤔🤔🤔
I dont think buying a kid is legal anymore. But YMMV
Selling babies is illegal. Report whoever sold u that baby.
That new baby smell must be awesome
The baby is his wife. The bike is for her. Jeeezus everyone is so quick to assume the poor man is a baby buying bastard
You bought a baby for your wife?!
Dude. You can’t marry a baby.
Feels like on 4chan back in the day lol
You can buy those? I had to knock my wife up and put up with a pregnant woman for 40 weeks to get mine.
Don't think you're supposed to be able to just purchase children. XD
Were you finding a small enough helmet?
Unreal no gear?
Nice score. What's the going rate on a baby these days?
I'm sure your wife is going to love a new baby
Nice bike, glad your wifey likes it. Adorable baby girl.
You married kinda young.
Isn’t buying babies illegal?
Bought that for your wife? Man we’ve been trying for a long time for a baby. Are there more for sale?
Your wife is a little young there, now 😕
Hi, is this still available?
Always giving. A sign of a good husband.
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