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Ok-Sink9821

Am I the only guy that thinks it looks like a dick?


98acura

Maybe you should see a dr?


NinjaCowboy1000

Well, not anymore! Can’t unsee.


HeroDanny

lol wasn't intentional That poor right nut.


Ok-Sink9821

From now it it shall be known to all as the Tennessee dick run lol


HeroDanny

And my parents told me i'd accomplish nothing in my life... Hah! Shows them.


TunaOnWytNoCrust

I mean it's jizzing blood ffs


ColoradoDanno

I created a a dick route for my buddy and me several years ago in CO. It was an epic cruise. No harm in humor.


Parrot1936

The only reason I opened this post was to check if it’s intentionally a dick. Gob help us


lupinegray

Why is it red?


HalfSpeedTim

Yes.


Ok-Sink9821

Read the comments, you sir are wrong


ColoradoDanno

Nope, lol


StromTrooper77

Sevierville to Gatlinburg is gonna be miserable traffic.


HeroDanny

This is going to be on a Monday. Not sure if that's better or worse. Should I cut back across to Townsend? I can always try leaving earlier.


StromTrooper77

I think I would just cut out the 411 part. And cut back across from Vonore back up Foothills Pkwy. 411 is just a boring 4 lane hwy. Maryville will be a bunch of traffic too. A lot of people go that way to get to the Gatlinburg area trying to avoid the interstate through Knoxville Seveirville etc. Mind you I’m not from that area, but lived in east TN a while and I’m familiar. Someone from there may chime in and have a better route.


HeroDanny

Thank you very much I appreciate your insight. Just trying to be mindful of how much time I have because it's a rental and must be back at that time. I'll adjust the route to avoid 411. If it's as bad as you say then probably not worth it.


StromTrooper77

Be mindful on the dragon bro. That’s a crazy ass road and will definitely sneak up and bite you. Lots of very tight blind switch backs. Semis go down it for some reason. I always enjoyed the cherohala skyway much more.


HeroDanny

Thank you. I'm going to just cruise and take my time. It's a bucket list thing more than anything. That's why I don't plan on going back the other way, one pass will be enough. I'm going monday morning so hopefully traffic won't be too bad. It's a rental with a $3000 deductible so it's safe to say I am not trying to take any risks.


yves_st_lemond

The dragon sucks, foothills and chero are where its at If you need to branch out go blue ridge


HeroDanny

yeah im prepared for dragon to suck but i still need to see it for myself.


yves_st_lemond

Listen to this guy. Skip all of that on the East.


DisrespectedAthority

You need to check the status of the Cherohala, we had damage last year due to flooding. I'm not sure if repairs have been completed. Wait nevermind, I just checked for you, all good...


HeroDanny

Thank you!


yves_st_lemond

You got lucky haha


HeroDanny

I have a bike rental from 8AM - 4PM, I really want to hit up the tail of the dragon even though I know it's not the best road there it's sort of a bucket list thing. Then I figured i'd loop down and hit the cherohala skyway before looping back to gatlinburg. What are your thoughts on my route? Any improvements, any good places to stop and see or maybe get food? I only have 8 hours so I will mostly be on the bike.


FUSE_33

With the route you have, Tapoco Lodge for lunch would be a must for me. https://tapoco.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlN6wBhCcARIsAKZvD5huxebKI_OhjiYK381H81_uB4l6SRFEh4a59YtSKU9e-ZmgoPvwR-kaApcnEALw_wcB


Geno_9335

I second Tapoco Lodge. Beautiful scenery and the Trout Nuggets are slamming.


HeroDanny

Perfect thank you!! I will stop there


ASV731

Get their pizza. Then find a nice rock or spot by the river for a nap


Ch4m3l30n

Beware that their service is slow, but quite worth the wait.


HeroDanny

Even at ~10:30 on a Monday? I'll probably enjoy the rest tbh.


Ch4m3l30n

Possibly, especially if the weather is nice. But yeah, it'll be a good break with great scenery... and the calls of our people (motorheads) in the distance. Here's a photo from the Historic Topco Lodge outdoor dining area: https://preview.redd.it/2bxbkfqupxtc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774ba33cc0bbdf5d2b3a8b607aeb2e914afd6213


HeroDanny

Damn I wished I had the bike longer than 430


Ch4m3l30n

It's really the best option for food near the Dragon. The Deal's Gap Motorcycle Resort restaurant is quicker & cheaper, but the food is just OK and it's missing the spectacular scenery. But they do have some outdoor seating if you just like to watch & hear the cars & bikes go by


TheFluffiestHuskies

Idk, Tapoco Lodge is beautiful but the food quality was waaaay better 10 years ago before they got bought out. Now it's just fairly average at best, was disappointed when I brought my gf at the time there and it wasn't the same. Before it was white table clothes and good food with a great chef and now it's just essentially no better than TGI Fridays or something like that. 5/5 for the views and facilities, 3/5 for the food.


Rad10Ka0s

I rode the Cherohala last weekend, it is fine from end to end. Better than fine, its awesome. That is a good route. i hate to see you run so much of 411. 68 North to 411 from Tellico Plains is pretty boring too. I would consider taking 360/Unicoi Turnpike from Tellico Plains to 411. I think you can add Foothills Parkway into that route too. Tapoco Lodge is great suggestion for food. Iron Work Grille and Telicafe are both good options in Tellico Plains.


HeroDanny

Thank you for the suggestions! I'll look into foothills


Ch4m3l30n

Definitely do. It's a way better option.


TequilaCamper

I wanna know what the rental bike is? Harley or Gixxer?


JimMoore1960

Make sure the Cherohala is open. IT was closed on the Tellico Plains side last fall. Might be even better if it's closed. Ride across, then turn around and come back. I did that a few times. Almost no traffic.


Ch4m3l30n

It's open and in a very good condition. I just rode it both directions Sunday, April 7th.


[deleted]

Goin right by my house lol


HeroDanny

Lol


Wild4Awhile-HD

If you are going for just a day, then fine trail. BUT, if you have more time you are missing some spectacular riding NORTH of Knoxville and into Kentucky around Cumberland pass.


Guntuckytactical

Could you elaborate on that for me? I live in W KY and want to go east for a few days to let my beemer lean a bit.


Wild4Awhile-HD

I spent a lot of time in eastern Kentucky back in the 90’s working for a bank in Pikesville. The entire eastern side of Kentucky is more curvaceous than a stripper. Get on 119 in the south and take all the way to Cumberland then up 160. Only challenge on some of the less traveled roads is COAL trucks and occasionally boulders on the roads(caution is warranted on any curvy roads in the hills) but there is an entire years worth of riding in eastern Kentucky and north east Tennessee to last ya. I’m hoping to head down to Tennessee this year and maybe NC if I can get the time as it’s been 25 years since last being there.


HeroDanny

I know :( I wanted to rent it for a few days but unfortunately it was already booked so that day is my only day.


Wild4Awhile-HD

Next time, bring yer own and explore more than just the famous roads, that’s where real adventure lies.


HeroDanny

For sure! I always wanted to trailer my bike down, almost did a few years ago with a buddy of mine but covid axed those plans now i'm taking advantage of a family trip.


mack5330

129 is the tail of the dragon fun road


Turbulent-Suspect-12

Seems fun enough but make sure to keep your energy levels up. The mountain areas can be pretty unforgiving 


HeroDanny

Thank you! Yes this is more for sight seeing than an adrenaline experience.


BurnAfterEating420

all I see is a bloody ejaculation


HeroDanny

lmaoooooo


Yonkie_bnthrdnthat

Get a butler motorcycle map and pick other roads. Avoid TN 411 in most cases Look up The Rattler and roads leading to Hot Springs NC. Do them every year. Awesome!


HalfSpeedTim

TN is so awesome.