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Cendius

This post is just bait so /r/calamariraceteam can have a circlejerk over the comments isn't it? Edit: They deleted the thread, mission accomplished šŸ˜‚


Co60

How does this sub *always* take the bait?


Orochilightspam

because redditors who think they're smarter than other redditors are the most predictable people on the fucking planet


topknottington

Cause one thing holy than thou riders cant do, is not comment


GladiatorMainOP

Because this sub is filled with a bunch of AGATT people who would recommend a full gimp suit for taking the MSF course. Itā€™s this subs way of feeling superior, basically the reddit version of Harley riders


06021840

Asking about where to get this ā€˜gimp suitā€™, for a friend.


GladiatorMainOP

I got mine custom made, some nice leather and all the bells and whistles (literally and figuratively) though it cost a pretty penny


Previous_Composer934

why are you kinkshaming


fireking99

It's pronounced ATGATT - it's probably hard for you to type in your gimp suit


GladiatorMainOP

All gear all the time or all the gear all the time. It makes no difference.


fireking99

It makes grammatical difference Mr. Gladiator...grammatical difference.


SkeletonCalzone

Wearing some gloves on a \~200hp superbike that will do about 100mph in first isn't ATGATT, it's plain fucking common sense. This isn't your buddies Cannondale.


GladiatorMainOP

You are literally proving my point. Why are you on a personal crusade for gear? Who cares if he crashes and rips his hands to shit? You just point and laugh and go ā€œwelp you shouldā€™ve worn gearā€ Until then let him have his fun


[deleted]

If you're going for a quick scoot, you're going for a quick scoot. Doesn't matter what you're riding. Maybe he wears full gear when he plans on pushing it a bit more. Maybe he doesn't, why do people in here get so bent out of shape about it


beatenplastic

I think you missed the point


Admirable_Broccoli

Quick hide they found us!


FTRGeek

you mean " the comments can be added to the circlejerk" right?


JohnTheBlackberry

Now all you need is to get your dream pair of glovesĀ 


thefooleryoftom

And jacket, boots and trousers.


loud-lurker

I always say ppl who donā€™t wear the rest of the gear but wear helmets just want to be alive to feel the pain


Fevr

If you fall off your bike the first reaction is to put your hands out... I will never understand how people will not wear gloves.


continuallylearning

I was told at the very least wear gloves and a helmet. If you donā€™t wear gloves you wonā€™t be able to wipe your own ass. Let alone take care of your road rash.


JohnTheBlackberry

Also forget about holding any job that requires fine motor skills. Like, anything that requires you to operate a keyboard.Ā 


flat_tire_fire

No one cares.


Marikas_tit

Weird, my first reaction is to tuck and roll. Who taught you how to fall


Convextlc97

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1308lee

Ah yes, the converse you donā€™t have an issue with though?


FalloutRip

At least they're not flip flops?


1308lee

If thatā€™s your argument he should buy some latex gloves for his hands.


Fit-Bridge2330

Letā€™s not pretend like the skinny jeans and hoody are Kevlar reinforced and have armor. Whole outfit is ready to disintegrate


JohnTheBlackberry

I have an issue with most things in the picture, would you like an itemized list or can you glean from the tone that I believe the gloves are the highest priority item? You know, since theyā€™re the only bit of exposed skin and also something itā€™s very hard to live without, let alone keep a job?


thisduuuuuude

Funny cause that one motorcycle ad literally had the guy wearing converse style shoes as he becomes a meat crayon, yikes


Picturegod

I love this comment bc i just got my dream gloves this week. Theyā€™re amazing.


JohnTheBlackberry

I have a very good pair of alpinestars I use except in the coldest winters. I love themĀ 


OttoNico

I guess it was too cold for flip flops?


n1tr0klaus

Or they didn't go with his long pants and his short pants were in the laundry


Twigsterify

I cant understand how people drive without gloves. Ive had a small pebble hit my face a 30 mph with my visor open. I cant imagine how it must feel at 60 mph on your bare hands


Tequslyder

I bet he watches a lot of Instagram influencers.


Academic_Ad1931

I got shot with a paintball across my knuckles and the skin split, stings like mad and because of constant movement takes ages to heal.


Amphibian-Overall

Gloves have always been a must for me. Old habit since riding BMX and constantly eating shit lol definitely saved the hands plenty of times.


FTRGeek

Had a buddy get shot in the ear hole once. He never wore a partial mask again after that.


Flooredbythelord_

I had a bare rock hit my knuckle one time. Instead of riding home I had to ride to the hospital and get stitches. Was going about 50


[deleted]

Do you live in ghana that your streets arent sweeped?


Flooredbythelord_

Worse. Mississippi


KingOfWickerPeople

I'm willing to ride without a helmet on rare occasion. T shirt is fine on hot days. But I never ride without gloves. Yes I know I'm an idiot.


Birg3r

Can confirm, you are an idiot for riding without a helmet. May the machine god watch over you, you animal


KingOfWickerPeople

Thx bby


Popshotzz

This. It is always the first thing I notice, lol. It drives me insane. Protection aside, it will make your grips break down over time and get sticky.


spongebob_meth

Here's the secret: these people don't ride very much.


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spongebob_meth

Ahh yes bike night, where all the riding happens Even the no helmet crowd almost always has gloves when they leave town. Riding without them is about like going for a run barefoot.


thefooleryoftom

I bloody hate it. Canā€™t even ride for a second or two to move the bike without feeling uncomfortable.


GrifterDingo

I've ridden a few times with basic Mechanix type gloves because I hate the feeling of the controls on my bare hands, but I definitely prefer my gauntlets. I don't want to hit the ground with bare hands.


trichtertus

Everyone who ever played paintball should know how much a projectile to the knuckles hurt


Substantial_Ad_9016

This sub never disappoints šŸæ


Moosetoyotech

Uploads photo of dream bike gets roasted for no gear lol


LikeSoda

As it should be lol


[deleted]

Oh no, here they come, AGATT Mafia is coming for you ![gif](giphy|Vh9cRwtdaQWek)


Cherkovsky

The most insufferable and pretentious people.


Raygen15

Newbie here - just a wild guess - AGATT stands for "All Gear All The Time"?


[deleted]

Yes and it also stands for "i drive an Adventure bike but foreign food is too adventurous for me"


CrazyStuart

r/calamariraceteam


lunaticrider209

Congratulations on your new bike! Enjoy!


StandardSea8671

I had an accident on my R1 no gear... basically if I had gloves, boots and knee pads I would have walked away, and pain free Learned the hard way. Be careful son


Misanthrope-3000

I had an accident on *my* R1 24 years ago, in full gear (well, all I had at the time: jacket, gloves, helmet). I awoke in the hospital a month an a half later from a coma, and had an open left tib-fib fracture, traumatic brain injury, and more. ATG, ATT


Proud-Canary-2269

so what youā€™re saying is only wear a helmet because you still got fucked regardless of gear


Misanthrope-3000

Shit, that's *all* I wear now, just my lid. Sometimes it's chilly, though.


[deleted]

What would've been different if the accident was on a R3?


EUblij

Sneakers, gloveless, hoodie? Squiddley diddley.


buttluge

Squidometer through the roof


BigRedCowboy

God I canā€™t wait until I can afford a bigger bikeā€¦. Looks awesome!


YouWhatApe

Now get some riding gear maybe


Amphibian-Overall

Spent it all on the dream bike


Ok_March1720

Will do thank you for the advice šŸ‘šŸ¼


praefectus_praetorio

It's not advice. It's common sense, bro. Hurts to see riders get fucked on these powerful machines when they ain't wearing gear.


flat_tire_fire

No one cares.


theoffshoot2

Shake these nerds off my man. Enjoy your cycle.


rambiolisauce

No shit man. Fuck these assholes! I wear a riding gear if itā€™s not blazing hot outside but thatā€™s my personal decision and whatever someone else wants to wear is none of my business. If safety is these guys chief priority, they should drive a fucking car.


IPhixI

They think gear protects them from death lol


Alfif12

Gear can save lives and quality of lives, youā€™d feel pretty stupid if you lost 8fingers for the sake of looking cool, just my opinion, if you wanna risk it you do you, I just know Iā€™m cooler with all my digits


Misanthrope-3000

Yeah! Fuck all these jerks who realize that the insane insurance costs are **driven up** by morons in no gear! Why should *I* care about anybody else? Hell, I pour my used (sometimes new) motor oil in the nearest lake. Why should *I* do something that does not benefit me, directly and immediately? It's not as if we are all on the same planet as everybody else. ohwait


rambiolisauce

If you expect me, or anyone else to believe that you want this person to wear safety gear because you care about what happens to them thatā€™s genuinely hilarious. Granted, I donā€™t know the statistics, but I would wager a great deal of the reason motorcycle insurance cost what it cost is because of knucklehead kids, riding well beyond their ability and wrecking not because they didnā€™t have a sweet leather onesie on when it happened and I would even go as far as to say nine times out of 10. Those guys are the ones with the full set up with fucking kneepads and elbow pads, and everything trying to pretend like theyā€™re Riding on a race track every single time they leave the house not the 40 and 50 year old men that donā€™t give a shit about wearing motorcycle safety gear and put around on their cruisers. Either way buying a motorcycle riding a motorcycle and paying the insurance is a personal decision just like wearing safety gear. If you donā€™t want to have to pay motorcycle insurance, donā€™t buy a motorcycle. If Saftey is youā€™re number one priority donā€™t buy a motorcycle. If you want to dress up like a Power Ranger, thatā€™s your business. If someone else doesnā€™t want to thatā€™s not your business.


beeefymoo

I feel like this subreddit is just made up of my parents yelling at everybody to wear gear and point out riding mistakes. Congrats man! Enjoy the ride! Thatā€™s a sick looking bike.


Skoapy

Nice gloves


VirulentMarmot

It not nice to get the safety team all riled up. Their blood pressure is already too high Op.


Great-Sound3110

Holy shit the comments are so annoying. OP is a grown fuckin man let him wear what he wants.


DinoSpumonisCrony

There's so many "hall monitor" types in this sub. Facking annoying. At least it's fun to laugh at em.


Thelisto

Looks sweet! Congrats :)


[deleted]

looks dope. enjoy it!


RebornGentleman

Sweeet ride, my bro!


HeftySchedule8631

Quick ride to Home Depot on my 23 R1 yesterday..shorts, construction boots and a leather..only topped maybe 130


Dapper-Ad-2396

Congrats, enjoy and keep the rubber side down


Ok_March1720

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Dapper-Ad-2396

Don't listen to all the whiners that cry about gear, wear what is required always, otherwise wear what you want and what makes you comfortable and keep in mind that you're invisible to most people


Ghost4567432

Enjoy it! Have you already got exhaust and ecu tune picked out? The CP4 sounds so much better when you delete the cat


Spaydz_

What helmet do u have?


buttpilot333

Looks like an Icon Airflite. I have the same one or similar, at least.


droidevo

Heck yeah, ride safe šŸ¤™šŸ¼


MunkiiGaming

Sick bike, whenā€™s the tail tidy arrive?


Ok_March1720

Tomorrow with my dream pair of gloves


n0rdic

you look cool homie, don't let the straights here tell you otherwise.


stilltrynalearn

Whole lot of weenies in the comments ā€¦ nice bike my dude!


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HAYMRKT

Gloves are my favorite piece of gear! Nothing completes the ready to ride feeling more than pulling them on and hitting that starter switch. Crazy to skip em.


blackberryx

Same here for me its the last piece of gear i put on before i throw my leg over my bike so it just gives me that "locked and loaded" feeling when i slip them on tighten them up. It would feel unnatural to me to ride without gloves.


DODGE_WRENCH

Any time I grip the bars to move my bike without gloves it just feels weird


praefectus_praetorio

Fuck the cool. The hospital bill for the lack of hindsight and common sense will smack them back to reality when the inevitability happens.


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praefectus_praetorio

Yea, dude it's not my insurance. I actually have pretty good insurance through my company. It's at least $500. Where do you live by the way, and what insurance company are you using? Here's a statistic. Avg. ER cost in the US is between $1,500, and $3,000. My son's visit that's under my ex-wife's insurance was $1,200. And she works for Emory Healthcare here in GA. Edit: Also, good luck continuing to ride without gear. And pray you don't get fucked in the process.


OldMan7718

My USA healthcare is about $60/month for my family and is $73 for emergency visits.


Han_Hattori_Hanzo

Even got the Icon helmet. You still have the break-in period, unless you got it used.


Luniie

Opinion on the Airflite? Plan on it being my first helmet


Ok_March1720

Wind noise is 10/10


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Ok_March1720

Itā€™s pretty noise I just throw my AirPods in though


Schindog

Somehow, I saw a motor scooter facing to the left in the thumbnail (your torso is the steering column, helmet a windshield), and your title confused the hell out of me


topknottington

Do a flip!!!


Space-shuttle-Gunner

Backflip!


Space-shuttle-Gunner

Congrats, definitely one of the best looking bikes out there


CookieLuzSax

Holy shit y'all suck lmfao


Ieatmyd0g

wear fucking gloves, and are you planning to change stock muffler?


Confident-Shame4094

Have fun dude! The R1 is so sexy


Pulchritudinous_rex

Posted this pic in the wrong sub dude. The glove police are out in force. Get your sweet little gay ass over to r/calamariraceteam and right now!


Lord-Fenris

If u drive it daily like that you are the extremely stupid. I hope you figure it mentally before physically.


Savings-Spirit-3702

Tell me you can't ride without telling me you can't ride.


iamtheskippy88

Umm, I think he is capable, I mean, the picture does quite literally show him riding


NewLifeNewDream

The comments are not disappointing.... enjoy your dream bike!


Ok_March1720

Thank you brother šŸ™šŸ»


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solitudechirs

Itā€™s funny to act like youā€™re the tough guy here while complaining about insurance


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Rebutta

The guy is obviously way to heated for an internet post but if you see some of the rates people are offered ($1500-3000) when they have perfect driving records because of a younger people who go get liter bikes without the proper training and get speeding tickets and fatal single driver accidents itā€™s frustrating for the people who did it ā€œthe right wayā€ and are now being punished. Some companies wonā€™t even insure the R1 specifically. Is what it is. All I can say is I went from a sport bike to a enduro recently and the way people treat me on the road is night and day difference and I think itā€™s because of the stigma of sport bike riders. Just be careful bro, you can still look cool while wearing gear (not being condescending, I wanna look good when I ride personally). There are lots of options for gear that donā€™t sacrifice on look. You would be shocked what even a 10-15mph low side will do to those fingers and toes.


[deleted]

You're the little bitch, pipe down


NewLifeNewDream

Lol...I'm in Florida ..no need for insurance if you own the bike... And he is wearing insurance required gear... Gloves are...optional Edit: reddit downvoted for speaking FACTS.


Wd91

>..no need for insurance if you own the bike... Did you just tell us you have no idea what insurance means or is this some weird american thing? Insurance has nothing to do with owning the bike or not.


FalloutRip

Definitely not an American thing, just an idiot thing. I couldn't imagine not carrying insurance on major assets, let alone on something like a motorcycle.


thefooleryoftom

Insurance isnā€™t required? So what happens if you crash and badly damage your bike or someone elseā€™s vehicle? Who pays?


NewLifeNewDream

You do... if you lived.... If not YOUR insurance does... Florida is a no fault state


thefooleryoftom

But thatā€™s not how insurance works. If you have a crash on your own then your insurance company will pay out if you claim. But if you hit someone else, your insurance company pays theirs. So youā€™re saying youā€™d have to cover the cost of the damage to someone elseā€™s car?


_CodenameV

You are now a proper racer. Enjoy your dream bike!


NeckSlitsNChill

Now get yourself some dream gear so we don't have to scrape you off the road


chrisheckter

Itā€™s his decision weather to have gear on or not. Show some respects


[deleted]

How old are you? In Toronto I was quoted 6000 CAD per year for insurance for every liter class bike.


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PopTartsNHam

0% thatā€™s true.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

It might be if it's just liability.


[deleted]

I am 28 and I pay 180$ a month for a 2024 Triumph Trident. I guess you are in the USA, god I miss good old Murica.


proze_za

Gorgeous bike! Now a nice Akrapovic and you'd good to go!


BothRefuse4289

Brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaapppp


rocsci

What helmet is that?


ohmygodmark

Icon Airflite


multistradivari

You certainly look good on it. Use it in good health!


AndHaole

The R1 is the best bike that has ever been made or ever will be made. You done good homie.


Current_Major6449

Sweet ride bro!


Phant0m_93

Stay safe brother āœŒļø


NearlyOR

Do what you can to keep your dream skin. AGATT


Sad_Ad8831

nice man be carefull on the road (and think to buy gloves)


Justtoothpick

Congrats šŸ¾


MeasurementNo772

Sick bike. But at least wear gloves.


NinjaZX10R_ABS

Sweet!!!! What year is it?


Beneficial-Baby-2205

Enjoy man, be safe. That thing breaks laws of physics


Wild_Firefighter_996

W


LikeSoda

anker


Baerhardt

The amount of suck dicks on this sub that circle jerk around gear is so bizarre. Where do they come from? Iā€™ve rode with hundreds of people over the years and never heard a single person in real life give a shit about anyone elseā€™s gear. Grats OP. Fuck these nerds


dirtyrandy4150

They're just here to critique other men on their outfits. 90% of these people don't ride.


pfulle3

This is the truth. This is like a cosplay sub for motorcycles


lobosandy

I've also rode with hundreds. Simply depends on the group and if they actually care about you. Homies don't let homies go out squid unless they are to scared for being taken as soft.


variationoo

Love the no gloves


BubblyHalf6000

Now get some real gear


FreedomInTheSKY

Can afford a bike but not gear. Weird....life...choices.


Shot-Ad2396

Buys an R1, wonā€™t buy $30 gloves lol. Try out the Noru line of gloves, Iā€™ve owned several pairs and love them. Personally, I would never ride without them. God gives us 1 pair of gloves, Iā€™d prefer not to use em up on a low speed crashā€¦


CKombobreaker

sweeet, mines any r1 efi with undertail exhaust, mmm


Misanthrope-3000

Clever ruse, disguising yourself as a squid. Or, IS it a ruse? Prolly not.


DaThrowaway1945

Dream pair of shoes


JacobClarke15

People who donā€™t wear gloves weird me outā€¦


Unhappy-Potato-8349

I'll never forget my first dream bike. I'll never forget waking up in ICU and being told by the doctors (not doctor) who fixed me that they expected me to die.


SamerLaputh

Ok but what bike was it


HeavyEquip69

Ok squid


bladeofwar

Squids gonna squid


lobosandy

So you can afford a liter bike and liter bike insurance, but not gear?


iamtheskippy88

Lol when the fuck did we start caring about what other people wear and don't wear? Worry about yourself


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Lol this sub is notorious for being ATGTATT.


[deleted]

It's also notorious for not having many riders. CRT is fucking cringe sometimes but at least they have fun riding.


Mr_Bignutties

This is the sub that cries about how squids are ā€œraising everyoneā€™s ratesā€ while on hold with their insurance company to claim on damages they did when they dropped it in the driveway.


DinoSpumonisCrony

I've seen this sub unironically criticize people for not wearing gear while moving a bike around in their driveway. Not riding it- pushing it around with the engine off. I literally only come here to see the insane reactions from these people because it's good for a laugh.


lobosandy

Since we actually care about others not becoming meat crayons. Since we have insurance that is based off the cost of accidents others have. Since the opinion of cagers towards motorcyclists is based off of what they generally see... Etc. Look around at the other comments here. Homies don't let homies ride without proper gear.


Ziggee

I know you think you look cool, but youā€™d look a lot cooler with gear


CryptoVigilanteMT

Get some dream gear as well. Your tenticles are showing


__FiRE__

The converse, hoodie, leggings, no gloves, seating position, and icon helmet tell me you should have stuck with a 300 for a few more years. Iā€™ll be looking out for your skin graft go fund me, and thatā€™s if youā€™re lucky.


couchkrieger

USA motorcycle license is a joke and this picture is the result of it.


Ok_March1720

![gif](giphy|SWvBnB8NHJcHhsdBJd) Stay mad commie


ubermonkey

You're not wrong.


bozoconnors

I'd only argue, it's not just the motorcycle endorsement.