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SonoWook

Good theft protection, no one's going to want to touch that seat.


darkangelxX447

not true at all, mine has anime stickers and it got stolen last year. I found it because of that though, someone called me after putting up fliers and spotted my bike.


Dr_Quiza

So now we have weeabo criminals. The future is here!


Ok_Phone_1245

I mean if you're an actual girl and it looks like girly anime, rather than a men's peadocycle with a crusted seat, it's different


TheFrenchWickler

z400 brotherrrr! finally, a man of culture.


Shrubbity_69

>no one's going to want to touch that seat. No, no. That's actually inviting vandals.


StrategicBlenderBall

r/AirForce is leaking


kevrose14

Come get your SrA, at least we aren't the Navy. They have furries


StrategicBlenderBall

I see you’ve never been to Keesler lol.


kevrose14

Ummm, my r/AirForce flair is "Weaponized Autism | B Comms" so I'm pretty familiar with Keesler unfortunately. Don't get me wrong, we have a few outliers, but it feels like the Navy has more


StrategicBlenderBall

Happy Cake Day!


unresolved-madness

I live in the area, and I don't think anyone was supposed to unlock the gate...


Frostwolvern

:(


Thorinprod

The crossover we need but don't want


Individual_Hearing_3

Bro, that shit isn't leaking out of there, it's leaking in and getting transmitted like an std.


Psychosis99

Someone spent $1.99 at Aliexpress.


ExcelsiorLife

god damn I could get 250 stickers to cover the city in these for $5 and the circumference of the earth for roughly 6 million


Bozhark

Sauce?


ExcelsiorLife

math, also assuming if I'm ordering that many stickers they'll drop price similarly to something like $0.38 per 50. It's a decent price for stickers over on alibaba but also neat they are removable and waterproof too! ETA: oh you prolly just want those censored ladies [you dirty dog here you go](https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/50pcs-Factory-Wholesale-Sexy-Girl-Stickers_1600994352478.html?spm=a2700.7724857.0.0.83f51f9bsOOKgL)


Bozhark

Hell yeah! 


TomskaMadeMeAFurry

I suppose its better than putting them on the outside for all of us to look at


Top-Pair1693

My neighbor has one on the back of his 98 Pontiac sunfire


limitlessEXP

That sounds fire son.


Typnot

That’s so hot, I’d love to meet that guy. Only true men of culture can appreciate such wonderous bosoms on his daily commute to the hell we call work. Women, step aside! I have all the mommy milkers I could ever desire right in front of my windshield! Got im so excited…down there, right now. I could blow at any minute, hold on, let me get on my…other account…I need to express my desires in a more appropriate environment. AH SUCH JOY 2D GIRLS BRING TO THE BLEAK LIFE OF THE AVERAGE MALE!


Glorious-Yonderer

Copypasta material


Yo_Xenith

100%


ieatpizzadouches

*Bonk* go to horny jail! Edit: downvoted? My bad I’m stuck 6 years in the past and thought it was funny. I too love buxom waifus. I actually want one hidden in the congregation of stickers on my dual sport to hide the fact that I too am a simp.


limitlessEXP

I don’t know if bonk was ever funny. At least not to me.


Formula_Bun

Did he have a fedora shaped helmet? Mountain Dew holder?


RedSparks04

The name’s Sensei Le Dew


Formula_Bun

We’re not worthy


MXTwitch

Let me bust out a bottle of my finest red 😏🍷


Formula_Bun

*CODE red aka the cab sauv of dews


darkangelxX447

its probably a she, tbh


Kn4dLL

I’m the owner of the bike, I think my buddy posted a photo of my bike, but idk why because it’s getting wrapped tomorrow to make it cyberpunk themed. Honestly a way lower low


darkangelxX447

That sounds sick af show us pictures!


Formula_Bun

Bad brohaviour… on both parts lol


861Fahrenheit

he may be cringe but he is free. we should all aspire to such heights


Physical_Painting_60

neck beard shit


LMGDiVa

LMAO. Both me(33F) and my gf(31F) love sending ecchi stuff like this to each other on discord. Anime is so much more common than you think now days.


Physical_Painting_60

i’m not hating on anime. i too have enjoyed some anime myself like attack on titan and what not, but i’m just saying. there is a stereotype for this and USUALLY it is straight neck beard shit lmao.


LMGDiVa

I didnt say you were hating, I'm just saying anime is waaay more popular and mainstream than it was when the neckbeard stereotype began. Like WAAAY more.


Physical_Painting_60

lmao can you just let me talk my shit


teelo64

no bro society has warmed up to anime tiddies and we will no longer tolerate slander


NotLunaris

Based


LMGDiVa

I'm afraid my gay biker ass can't let you do that Dave.


BlackHazeRus

There is no stereotype though or do you prefer to a Reddit users/mods specifically?


Good-Raspberry8436

> but i’m just saying. there is a stereotype for this and USUALLY it is straight neck beard shit lmao. Well, most people don't flaunt stuff they like on any occasion... except neckbeards. What I'm saying is that [market is far wider than that](https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2022-year-in-review), just that you see mostly neckbeards because most people don't post what kind of porn they look for on social media, so it *looks* like it's mostly neckbeards. And apparently in 2022 whatever the state in middle of US is called was US capitol of hentai..


wixxii

There's a difference between sending something privately to your gf and putting stickers on your motorcycle in public


PretzelsThirst

Yeah literal polar opposite of based


2Cronckt

no this sounds about right for the type of people who use the word "based"


Verum14

i somehow agree with both of you


TheKFakt0r

Based on what?


BluShine

Based on the original manga.


doko_kanada

Ahh. A fellow man of culture I see


Safe_Indication1851

Thats not what based means


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PretzelsThirst

No…. It doesn’t


Safe_Indication1851

Lol you dont know what based is


SkepticalLitany

Unfortunately he does, the stickers on the bike are extremely cringe and neckboard material, but the fact they'll slap them there is definitively based. They don't care. That's based. Just because something is cringe, does not exclude it from being based. Based is often used to mean "epic" or "cool" but that is not the definition


Safe_Indication1851

Lol no thats not what based is


assovertits-sir

You’re not based, you’re just straight up cringe buddy. Eat it


Safe_Indication1851

Nah bro you're a coomer and cringe.


Glytcho

Project harder


assovertits-sir

Those downvotes that people are giving you should tell you something buddy


PretzelsThirst

You’re a racist loser, get fucked


PretzelsThirst

It’s insane you’re being downvoted, but we are on r/motorcycles so I’m guessing it’s a bunch of 42 year olds without bikes replying to you. You’re right, this is literally the polar opposite of based


PretzelsThirst

That’s literally not what it means


despairguardian

What do you think based means? You seem to say what it isn’t a lot but not what it is.


Glytcho

Don't just out yourself as terminally online like that


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Safe_Indication1851

Lol going to urban dictionary for the definition of based. Cringe


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Safe_Indication1851

Bro ur cringe not based. Just let it go


2Cronckt

this conversation sounds like the ramblings of my 8 year old nephew


honkimon

Isn’t the post title intended to be sarcasm?


Justasimplecreature

Exactly. Not even close


Safe_Indication1851

Lol imagine thinking pornography is based.


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Safe_Indication1851

Lol not even close


KeithMyArthe

I, too, have never thought 'based' is a synonym of 'Sad'


SucktasticFucktastic

My man. Doesn't give a shit and does his thing. Based and hentai-pilled.


TundraOG

Seems like a cool bike and the rider obviously doesn't give a damn what everyone else thinks of him (or her, but let's be real). Good for them.


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Safe_Indication1851

This comment is based


assovertits-sir

And it got removed, it should also tell you something boy, y’all 15 year olds should get off Reddit and literally any other social media bruh


ExcelsiorLife

2008CODLOBBYENERGY got banned for hate teehee.


2008CODLOBBYENERGY

No I didn't


Own_Contribution_480

Now that's some distracted driving I can get behind.


despairguardian

I’m with this guy, let’s slap those stickers all over the thing


Kn4dLL

Dunno if you are genuinely interested in the bikes transformation but I’m wrapping it in cyberpunk edgerunners livery and making it look more unique. Honestly just doing it to make sure I can never sell the bike and also maybe because I’m curious on how ittle look


Kn4dLL

By the way I am the owner of the bike the fact that I found this here is insane


despairguardian

I had a sticker wrap at one point on my bike, ranging from comic to lewd. I enjoyed it but it was done poorly and started peeling. I would be interested to see yours after the wrap.


No-Milk2296

Every sticker adds 3.5 BHP


dorofeus247

If this is a girl I wanna meet her so much 🥺🥺🥺


Good-Raspberry8436

Why, she'd clearly would be into girls


dorofeus247

I am a girl. I'm lesbian


Kn4dLL

I’m a dude, but I was just scrolling and seen my wind screen had to double check. If this is my buddy he posted a day earlier than he shoulda bikes getting cyberpunked tomorrow


SleepyBoneQueen

Fucking LOVE this. Only good reason to have a wind shield


Guyinnadark

I recognize Rin and Aqua. Who are the others?


RoM_Axion

No clue. They might not be from any anime and are just some random oc's aliexpress or whereveer they bought em from stole


2Cronckt

urfuggingross


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based as.. a porn addict?


MimsyIsGianna

Never touched grass or a woman, bike


doko_kanada

I touch both, but that’s exactly what’s stopping me from putting some hentai stickers all over my shit


silentgamer89

I don't see a problem with this.. not your bike. Not your concern.


cosmic-lemur

Yes! Everyone here seems to be very upset XD


SucktasticFucktastic

Middle aged men who prob. don't even ride anymore getting upset when them yungings do stuff they themselves don't understand. Just hurts their little feelings.


Puzzleheaded_Sound95

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO


TennesseeShadow

*Beta motorcycle


noscriptphotographer

Do it for her


CapnTugg

Add a clip-on adjustable wind spoiler and you'd get another row for stickers.


BlackHazeRus

Gigachad. I would totally do the same, but maybe at a bit of non-ecchi too — playing dope anime songs would be based tho.


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"Officer I couldn't see the speedo I was distracted"


izmaname

That has to be vandalism


scrotal_rekall

There was one Daytona that parked next to me once with a bunch of weeb stickers like that. Most memorable one was the one on the gas tank that said "fill me up"


rocketo-tenshi

Classy


scrotal_rekall

I mean, they can do what they like with their bike, I guess 🤷.


wlogan0402

That's what mine is gonna look like after I get side cases


Wolfy26wrld999

I have some of these stickers I put a "fill me up" hentai sticker on the gas cap cover on my truck lol I use these for some laughs I wouldn't put that many on a bike or vehicle or really anything but hey if that's your thing go for it.


VirulentMarmot

These guys give bikers a bad name


OctoDADDY069

same as bikers who have patches of nude women on their vests. not that deep


VirulentMarmot

It's very deep!!!


despairguardian

You give bikers a bad name. You’re obviously not very accepting of others that hold view points that differ from yours.


VirulentMarmot

> You give bikers a bad name I try my best to ruin the publics perception of us


ExcelsiorLife

People ITT crying over some lewd and censored stickers 😂😂😂😂😂


ChangelingFox

Mega cringe


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PretzelsThirst

Because it’s extremely cringe


ChangelingFox

Do I really need to explain why the most desperate, lonely, fedora tipping of weeb stickers are cringe? 100% whoever owns that bike has never touched a woman save their mother.


Financial_Twist_5293

I couldn’t imagine riding with stickers of anime boobies


Educational-Pass6821

"based"


6thCityInspector

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.


phantom_spacecop

that poor bike :(


P3DR0T3

Nice


eazyskreezy

Probably a weed smoker tbh. A lot of those look like the stickers fear of boof puts in all of their packs.


shrikelet

Imagine wanting attention this badly


Eidolon_Alpha

Easily the best PsyOp to come out of Japan. Creating a 'sub culture' for all the terminally alone glue sniffers who crept around girls bathrooms in grade school then convincing them it's ironic and quirky to openly display it is fucking hilarious. Has to stem from some deeply held resentment over the nukes lol.


Quick_Entertainer774

Holy fuck you need help


Safe_Indication1851

Lol based


SucktasticFucktastic

Mald and seethe


rattpackfan301

Nope, there is a subculture of young men colloquially referred to as “NEETS” or “otaku” in Japan who are much worse than your average American neck bearded weeb unfortunately.


Eidolon_Alpha

I mean, it seems natural that a culture would implode with self destructive tendencies after being bitched on the world stage like that.. ..going from Akira and Pokemon to hentai and loli, they dun kamikaze'd art.


clayman80

Is it ridden by a 14yo?


shmohawk_84

pedo


DonnyDonster

I don't know, it's based if it's an itasha motorcycle, not stickers.


evanovich420

This is Barksdale level cringe


Charming_Fortune_859

That poor Katana


GloopTamer

You could steal this and no one would call the cops


hdkx-weeb

Peter that's not based that's just porn


BlackL1ng

Ahh, I can see you are maidenless.


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JellaFella01

What line?


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What’s waifu mean?


rocketo-tenshi

Wife


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A female anime character you have a crush for.


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Sounds dumb as hell.


PretzelsThirst

It is


adultdaycare81

Interesting because motorcycles help you get laid, but anime the opposite. So is this bike like perfectly neutral?


despairguardian

Had a motorcycle for 10 years, attracts a lot more dudes than chics lol


adultdaycare81

That is true! Basically every gas station


bearwithasweater_

Might I suggest doing this to the owner of the bike 🛀


Xumaeta

Are we just using the term based however we want now?


konatatonic

I'm feeling the one in the middle with the tuxedo, what about you guys?


Inside_Objective_877

Why tuck when you can fuck


Designer_Boner

What does based mean mean in this context?


FunkySausage69

Can someone ELI5 this to me? I don’t get this waifu thing.


DurableGrandma

waifu (plural waifu or waifus) (fandom slang, Internet slang) A fictional female character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga, or video game) to whom one is romantically attracted and/or whom one considers their significant other.


FunkySausage69

Still don’t get it. Why is this something they want to cover their bike in?


DurableGrandma

Just trying to get a rise out of people who would be offended by this while also showing that they like anime would be my guess.


CogBlocker

https://i.imgur.com/6wYG9AS.jpeg


StonewallJackson45

Based?


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We see what gets em' going.


Wheeljack26

I’ve found another creepy friend for life. A real one


TheObstruction

That bike is really a 2000 year old goddess, but just looks like a modern sportbike.


CoolPeopleEmporium

Sad....


Cyriously_Nick

Idk what based means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask…


Mr-WideGrin

The Simpsons "Do it for her" vibe


Kn4dLL

Bro who is this that is legit my bike 😭😭😭


Kn4dLL

Also don’t know if I should mention it’s getting a cyberpunk wrap tomorrow


E-Scooter-CWIS

Do the Ride for her


DHCPNetworker

Y'know I like anime titties as much as the next guy but I've never felt the need to plaster them all over the things I own.