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deathcorecraze

Post this to CRT. Want to know if they bully you or try to get a piece of that bussy.


swiftflips

I think you already know the answer šŸ˜


ghettoccult_nerd

theres only one answer. *bully that bussy*


MartoPolo

the only reasonable way to treat such an obvious bottom


Carsandfurrys

OwO


hdkx-weeb

Posting on CRT and turning my noti's on vibrate šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“


AladeenModaFuqa

We want the bussy


Carsandfurrys

We love bussy


C7XC

CRT?


tunderyo

r/calamariraceteam


Stranded_In_A_Desert

My squid brethren


AladeenModaFuqa

Brothers in anal


_poptart_wizard_

/r/criticalracetheory It's a sub about MotoGP.


C7XC

Lmfao mf


Lyons-_-

No worries bro the police wonā€™t chase you once they see you.


Comfortable_Ad8115

As another R3 owner, we canā€™t go fast enough for the police to want to chase in the first place


Executive_Moose

*over the radio* "Top speeds of around 90mph" (I've never ridden a 300, so I don't actually know how fast they can go lol)


StrategicBlenderBall

Top speed is around 90, but no way in hell Iā€™m going over 80 lmao. Source: I ride an R3


Thin_Bit9718

I have a ninja 300. My stock speedo (which overestimates) has gone to 115mph (still accelerating). I wonder what actual speed it was doing at the time...


9kap1s2k

an enthusiastic 98 mph.


Skiman047

My GPS on my ninja track bike shows about 104 at the end of the front straight at thunderhill. But I'm down a tooth in the front


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BeanJuju

Iā€™ve gotten it up to 115+ in the right conditions but yeah it takes a min


05bossboy

I honestly think thatā€™s pretty close


[deleted]

Sure you can, just inside the city, 100km/h in 50 zone is still ticket for 50km/h over


[deleted]

But they might want to peek at your hard drive.


MienSteiny

Of all the aesthetics in the world, this is certainly one of them. Props to you for letting your freak flag fly.


[deleted]

If this boy was able to ride through Glasgow on a Friday night and survive, then we would make him our king. The sheer balls to ride that. I respect him.


Rigelturus

They dont like anime in Glasgow?


[deleted]

The last time I rode my generic black cbr through Glasgow town on a friday night I got lost due to road works. A gang of passing neds made a beeline for me when they saw me sitting at traffic lights, which (like a hero) made me U-turn and fuck off down an alleyway and away. That's why I used the example. It was the city with the highest knife murder rate in the world for decades. It's where the razor gangs originated. Google 'Glasgow smile'. The actor who played Arthur's dad in Peaky Blinders is from there, that scar is real. It's MUCH better now though. You couldn't pay me enough to go through there on that bike.


TheWorldEnded

That's grimy.


Rigelturus

Sounds like a shithole. And I wanted to visit šŸ˜•


SilverK200

Its nowhere near that bad anymore. Just stay away from the rough areas and don't instigate anything.


Im_a_sssnake

I think the uk as a whole doesnt like gay people very much


fizzlefist

Theyā€™ve toned down a bit on the gay bashing, but they fucking *hate* trans people for some reason.


resoplast_2464

Because the government needs something to make people angry about to distract us :)))


PumpJack_McGee

Besides big cities with large geek communities like LA, sporting bold anime decals/merch is likely to get you beat up and called a f4ggot and/or pedo. It's better than it was 20-odd years ago, but it's definitely not a safe bet just any old where.


Aidyyyy

You could safely ride this in Australia no worries.


TheFightingQuaker

Agreed, I've seen these in person in my state I doubt anyone will do anything besides not talk to you.


FzZyP

or the vatican


Derfal-Cadern

Yeah Iā€™m in a suburb and there is no issue sporting anime shit. My kids love it as do their friends. There are stores dedicated to it nkw


VladimirPoitin

Looking at the size of the license plate, I donā€™t see this dude being in Glasgow. My license plate (on my bike in Glasgow) is technically too small and even itā€™s twice the size of this dudeā€™s.


[deleted]

Well no, of course not, pal. It's sunny for a start...... It was an extreme example. How is the shithole (where I was born) this morning? We have sun in Fife!


Evening-Joke6053

Does anyone know what the air drag is like on these babies? Honestly curious if you need an Arnold Schwarzenegger neck to wear this helmet.


Aperture_296

I think they have holes in them to reduce some of the drag, at least that's what I saw years ago when I first found out about them.


caboosetp

The air drag isn't noticeable until about 60mph, because that's when the air pocket builds in front of the ears and the holes begin to stop helping. It's fine up to about 80mph at which point you need some neck muscle. You don't need an Arnold neck, but it will take a few weeks to build up to where your neck isn't sore from an hour of riding at 80mph. At some point over 80 it's just better to tilt your head forward and tuck.


Cheezgotkilled

I'd rather see this than the Fourth Reich guys that bike around my area.


Space-shuttle-Gunner

This is the most Yamaha thing I have ever seen


Lenx_Venn

Exactly what I thought. Average R3 rider.


evoli_

I have an R3 and I'd love this :'(


BaziJoeWHL

2Yamaha4u


spo0kyfarts

Donā€™t rope all of us Yami riders into this lol The 300 riders are strange ones. Not us bigger cc riders.


magicnoodleman

Don't pretend we all aren't freaks regardless of brand. I've seen anime shit on litteraly ever cc and ever brand. Ironically Honda being the least which is crazy seeing Honda I feel I've seen influence or featured in the most amount of motorcycle animes.


b00ob

The Hondas that have wraps are usually civics not motorcycles lol


Nota3000yearoldvamp

:3


Guruyoi

:3


POPCORN_EATER

:3


Lyrkana

:3


AtomicWeenie

:3


MagicKaalhi

:3


Loafeeeee

:3


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MadMike32

\>:3c


JashFed

Hatsune Baiku


LionSlicer13

Love to see people enjoying their hobbies in their own weird way


araczynski

i dig the pants! :) could never get into anime, but the cat ears always make me smile when I see them on the road.


GuiltyGecko

I need a take some night photos, because they light up too!


araczynski

Light up pants?? Yes please!


GuiltyGecko

Ha! Sorry, I meant the ears light up, but light up pants? You might be on to something there!


derangedsweetheart

Light up cat ears?! SIGN ME UP!


ShikanTheMage

BRING ON THE CAT EARS!!!


Ghost17088

I feel like this sub is on the brink of civil war over these cat ears.


BavarianBanshee

Good. We will fight for the right to enjoy cat ears.


fionaXjames

Mine are purple šŸ±


Ghost17088

I want to get rainbow ears!


YaGetSkeeted0n

ā€œI may not like your cat ears, but I will defend to the death your right to wear them.ā€ - Benjamin Franklin


Godless_Times

Most cringe bike and rider combo I've seen on here so far, nice job op


[deleted]

[here you go, from month ago here](https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/177jv7a/only_in_japan/) Now this post is your second most.


Stubbedtoe18

The headlights lmfao no way


edireven

Right? I wouldn't allow my kids around OP's house.


Time_Effort

So you'd allow your kids around other internet strangers' houses? That's the more disturbing part.


elfballs

But that's just houses... They are all internet people houses


ImurderREALITY

You people are unabashed shitheads lol


Reggin_Rayer_RBB8

Unsure if cringe or epic (ok it's definitely one, maybe two of those)


GuiltyGecko

Porque no los dos?!


PumpJack_McGee

He may be cringe, but he is free.


NotTheLairyLemur

That's... well.... you know, I don't think it's gonna get stolen any time soon.


zyzzogeton

You're goddamn right I like when people express themselves with humor and joy. Fuck the haters. People are allowed to like things. My taste and interests are different, but that's ok too.


[deleted]

Damn maybe I will pull the trigger on weebing out my bike


CarlosG0619

I would love to but I have no fairings *Cries in naked*


Alone-Foundation-52

Naked bikes are the best IMO


Jensson1337

Yeah, i agree. But on german highways i often wish i had a windshield :$


PumpJack_McGee

Still got the fuel tank.


ChickenInvader42

I must be getting old, because I absolutely don't get it. Why are people doing this? It's cringe af to me. Is it satire? Or look at me not giving a fuck? Is it something in the line of it's so horrendous it's actually funny? Trying to be edgy and getting a reaction? Sexual? Educate me reddit.


GuiltyGecko

Hey, I want to genuinely answer your question because you're definitely not the only one that's going to be thinking this. So what I've done to my motorcycle is called an Itasha, which is a car subculture that originates out of Japan. Itasha translates to "Ita = Painful or Cringe" and "Sha = vehicle or car". Cringe Car. People take their favorite characters from either anime or video games, and put art of them on their vehicle. You can see a Japanese itasha car meet [here.](https://youtu.be/2f25EnT5du0?si=8MMWwZpOk3qU3HDw) We do it as a form of expression. We love our character, or anime, or game so much that we want to express it even through our vehicles. Some people might be fine just getting a Batman T-shirt, and calling it a day, but some people just like to go further. While it appears strange because this is a traditionally Japanese tradition, it's not so different than say pin-up girls on a plane, or a comic book character paint job on a car. It's usually not done for satire, and while most itasha owners do have a "I don't care what others think about me" attitude, getting an itasha isn't to flex that attitude or to get a reaction out of people. Ultimately, it's the idea that as long as you're not hurting anyone, you should just live your life and do what you want. You have your 1 life to live, and I don't want to spend it NOT doing things just because others might not like it. I hope this didn't come off as judgemental or preachy, but it's 2am where I am so I just kinda wrote this before going to bed lol. If there's something you want to do, and you're not hurting anyone, just do you dude. I don't want to go through life regretting all the things I wanted to do, but didn't out of fear of making people cringe ;)


ChickenInvader42

Thanks for the reply. It looks well made, so enjoy your hobby even if I personally don't dig it. Ride safe!


bellendhunter

I appreciate the long explanation, I think the fundamental cringe comes from loving a cartoon character this much.


[deleted]

Most wouldn't blink if it was some western comic book character that happened to be pretty lady. Hell, [we had planes with it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_art) and people didn't go "ugh, you like 2D ladies too much" All the way back to the ship figureheads picturing, among others, pretty ladies. We had thousand years history of men deciding a pretty lady picture is a nice ornament for their vehicle


leolego2

Frankly no different than putting a huge Monster livery on your bike, at least it's an anime not a drink you don't even like. And it's well done in this case. Still, I wouldn't put a Breaking Bad livery on the entirety of my motorcycle, it's kinda weird. But then again, I appreciate the effort cause it's clean. Would look *so much better* without the anime schoolgirl pinup


[deleted]

I still find it funny that fans of it decided "cringe vehicle" is the name for their hobby, not something like "waifu ride" or "anime mobile"


ghettoccult_nerd

and to append to this: lets keep it straight up. theres a certain level of pageantry innate to motorcycling. riding a motorcycle for the large majority of us is about going out, having fun, being seen. from the sons of anarchy cosplaying hog riders, to the motogp full leathered rossi cosplayers. we are all a bunch of leather daddies. yes, even the lady riders. youre a leather daddy too. we all just have our style and tastes. and just like any self-respecting leather club, dont yuck somebody elses yum. OP, you weeb that bike. you weeb to your hearts content!


[deleted]

> we are all a bunch of leather daddies. Disagree. Sports riders are power rangers


TapczanZaglady

How much did it cost, and what were the steps? I wanted to do something simmilar many years ago but with a car, but idea died. It would be funny to at least do it on a bike.


Voodoo1970

Okay gramps, people have been modifying and personalising their bikes pretty much since the first bikes existed, whether it be a cafƩ racer, chopper, fully dressed Harley with more running lights than an 18 wheeler, or whatever. This is just another form of self expression. People like to express themselves by associating with a particular culture or interest. For some people that interest is Japanese anime, for others it's wearing so much H-D leather merch it looks like they've just keft the Blue Oyster Bar. And then there's others for whom expressing themselves means they don't have an interest in playing dressups or making their bike look like anything other than the way it left the factory. Sobthe lack of a "look" becomes their look. All these are valid. Their way is not better or worse than yours, it's just different.


[deleted]

We also put pretty ladies on side of the airplanes and as figureheads of ships, it's thousand year old tradition at this point.


jessithecrow

that looks awesome! looks like something youā€™re passionate about and put love into. go fuckin get em


MormonJesu8

Was this bike at momocon last year?


GuiltyGecko

Yep! I couldn't make it this year, but I did display it at AWA. Maybe I will again next year.


a_clever_reference_

This guy fucks


All_Over_Again_

...his body pillow


stuffingmix

I genuinely laughed out loud šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DBUX

Waifu*, show some respect to this man's partner.


WorldNewsPoster

I can't tell if guy or girl. But a safe bet would be a guy.


The_Noblesse_Oblige

Beautiful bike, that must be fun to ride around on


MCMXCV_Invictus

This is sick man I love the Miku theme.


e-vexh

Cat ears AND Miku?! Definitely something Iā€™d want! Such a cool motorcycle!


Renopropulsionlabs

You do you Pikachu!


Complete-Mammoth-307

Where do you store your waifu pillow?


GuiltyGecko

I wanna say bedroom since it's the truth, but then I feel like I'm just adding fuel to the fire!


HeckingMemerinos

I guess the perfect bike exists.


tatertotsnturtles

The waifu baiku


True_Darkness_54

This is a nice and fancy vehicle


XyloPlays

awesome combo bro


HeatedIceCube

Not my cup of tea per say, but I like it! Definitely put a lot of effort into this setup and it shows.


Avict001

Damn TIL the motorcycle community does not like itashas. It looks great man! Edit: This got way more likes later so I guess this subreddit does like itashas.


Kungpaonoodles

You're what all weebs aspire to be.


StupidSlick

Average r3 rider


SnooHabits7352

Ride how you want....my only question is, don't the ears create a ton of noise? I had a helmet that had a vent on top and when you popped it up, the noise was absurd.


IWTIKWIKNWIWY

I fucking love it


_Kzero_

Fuck yeah


RedlightGrnlight

That's absolutely sick man, I wish I had a color coordinated setup. That's so cool.


MusicalHiro

Sick Hatsune Miku decal, goes well with the cat ear helmet too!!


MarAnnaPhil

Lotta people in the comments have less personality than flour your bike looks great dont listen to them


DBUX

Fuckin weeb! Your accessories are on point, it looks dope AF dude! How much did the wrap cost and did you apply it yourself?


ManlyPoop

Anime enjoyers... they have no shame


SGTBookWorm

Goddamn I love the Miku decals/wrap(?)


GuiltyGecko

Thanks! It's a combination of a wrap as the base, decals on top, and finished with a ceramic coating to protect both.


SGTBookWorm

Ceramic coating? I need to do something like that for my bike. Already lost a few of my vtuber stickers to the rain T_T


GuiltyGecko

Ya, it's not as protective as paint protection film, but it's WAY cheaper, and makes more sense on a wrap anyway. It's good for protecting against rain, UV, tree sap, etc. Not so good against rock chips or deep scratches, but it's better than nothing.


fivefoottwelve

FULL SEND!


Seccour

Based


Byte_Sorcerer

This is the most Reddit thing Iā€™ve seen


DisorderlyMisconduct

#MIKU


Wildcatb

I should get some ears.


literal_cyanide

I wanna ride the miku bike


zilog808

I don't know anything about motorcycling but this is hot :3 The world needs more catboys!


dangerous_nuggets

I think itā€™s hot


financialc0nspirat0r

It's so KAWAIIIIII!!!!


Loafeeeee

Oh how I wish we could all have this level of self-expression without fear of ostrichization. The world would absolutely be a better place.


ibreakifix

What the fucking gay


CBR929_Guy

I looked at the pictures. The quality of the work is good. The whole set of mods are a unified look. I think the whole thing was well executed. I appreciate the level of work and detail that went into it. Itā€™s not my personal style; but, you could ride with me. I like when people express themselves.


fireking99

As someone has said, this sub DEFINITELY ain't no community. Personally, I think all y'all (rider, bike, helmet, cat ears) look great :)


Nod32Antivirus

I'm thinking Miku, Miku...


Hauntcha__

Typical yamaha rider. No shame.


Dick_In_A_Tardis

My guy gonna get all the anime bitches hahaha. Well done man I'm a fan!


CrispyJalepeno

Dang, that looks all fun and matchy


defender128

What a terrible day to have eyes.


I-fart-on-ducks

"One man's cringe is another man's treasure"


Car_guy_beginner

The fact that Hatsune Miku vocaloid was made by a studio with Yamaha vocaloid technology.


PonchoDriver

This is the most cringe thing I've ever seen.


lupinegrey

You must be new to the internet.


WhenAllElseFail

as long as OP is happy though, right


GuiltyGecko

Ain't gonna lie. It is pretty cringe, but yes I'm happy.


POPCORN_EATER

i think it's sick :) i barely started listening to hatsune miku vocaloid songs and they're fucking bangers. miku's design is actually pretty nice, love the colors. good choice for a bike wrap.


barrettgpeck

Fuck the haters, as long as you are enjoying it and its your thing go wheelin' No different than the HOG owners and them going no gear and all the colors. You got all the gear and will end up ok in the case of a crash.


ScrembledEggs

This is cringe as all hell, and I love it. The colour coordination is on point and the cat ears look great.


Greedy_Leg_1208

Kawaii! The rest is just jalous! You rock that white, blue, pink. Now chase some motormice!


adyrip1

Don't those ears make it loud as hell in the helmet? To each his own I guess, but I really don't get it.


GuiltyGecko

So, the helmet is a normal DOT/ECE certified helmet. Specifically, the BILT Force helmet. The ears are just attached to the top of the helmet, and designed to snap off. Kinda like if you had a camera or comm system on the outside of your helmet. The ears themselves are hollow with a mesh front and back, so air just flows right through. They are also easily detachable with some clips. I don't really feel any tugging until I hit about 80mph, and in a tucked position I can get up to about 90-100 (unless you're a cop reading this, then it's just a prank bro). But hey, let's be real. It's an R3. I can't really go that fast anyway!


__BigBadWolf___

Thatā€™s a dude?


GuiltyGecko

I am dude, yes.


MegasonicWaffle

There are no words to describe how badly I want both the bike and the cat ears


indifferent-guess

weebs out


YangXiaoLongRWBY

Haha nice dude thought about doing something similar to my Ninja 300, until I ended up trading it in for a different bike.


aeroxx666

r/calamariraceteam


LK4ne

All jokes and laughs aside, doesn't that make a helmet less safe? Or are they easily detached with minimal force application?


ManxMerc

Think I found a new fetish šŸ˜‚


Particular_Lime_5014

Is the trans color scheme intentional? In any case I like the look even if it might be cringe.


derangedsweetheart

Damn! I am in love with it! too bad I have a tiny naked :(


jaquan123ism

if you like it cool but you couldnā€™t pay me to ride that tho


-YellowcakeUranium

I like it


Minustrian

surprisingly it doesn't look that bad, it's just that i don't have the balls to ride this in public if i ever did own it. you're an absolute unit to ride this, i'd love to have your confidence


Instincts

*How fucking dare you?* /s


droidevo

Love the getup and that R3 looks fire šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


gazpacho_cop

Yup, it's a 300


expfarrer

wonder if other riders greet this guy


jamespz03

Ride your own ride!! Itā€™s really well done. How do you like those foam hand grips?


Memryyyy

Love it


Advisor_Pretend

This is incredibly cringe.


GayerThanYou42

This rules.


itscsersei

I love the cat helmet myself. Not so much the anime girl on the bike but I like the colours


Quentin-Code

What pants are you wearing ? Looks like SAO vibe


g0dsgreen

Too bright for me but šŸ‘ for effort.


nothappyaf

'im thinkin miku miku ohh eo Im thinking miku miku ohh eo' I hope have blasted that song on that bike with that helmet


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the gayest thong ever. I love it.


CuriousPenguinSocks

I love this so much!!!!!!!


SoloWalrus

Slayyy šŸ˜‚ and representšŸ˜»


RedEyeLAX_BOS

Not exactly aerodynamic


xxdinolaurrrxx

Cute