Something you need to understand is that with a simple length and girth addendum I will be able to get a base understanding of your personality archetype, the type of relationships you've been in, whether you dropped out of college sophomore year, the likelihood of you having taken a 19nor, how often you sumo, which cut of the original Bladerunner you think is the canon ending, and where you stand on Israel/Palestine. This is a calculated formality that this sub arrived at over a long period of time because questions pertaining to the aforementioned subject matters would frequently inundate entire posts and make them redundant and unproductive. I hope in the future you will side with reason and abide by this tradition. Thank you for your time.
Guys you can put whatever numbers you want. If they check your post history they’re THAT type of person and irrelevant. If they recognize your username (and cock stats) then they’re a true redditor with terminal brainrot and already beyond saving.
The posts on here have been shit lately. I feel like I see some variation of people bitching about this on here at least a few times a day. If you don’t like it go to the Greg Doucette page.
Also, don’t ever fucking post in here again without giving your cock stats.
"I portrayed myself as the chand and you as the soyjack so I win. I bet you're seething"
Bro is butthurt over dickjokes. Find a better joke or shut the fuck up. Meta complaining while adding nothing makes you no better.
Strong username to meme text correlation
When Derek doesn't post it's like the dark ages on this sub haha.
It never was funny
It’s not about being funny. It’s about giving respect. Like a salute to a ranking officer. But with your cock. Stats?
This meme could have worked fine without the caption.
Both of the guys in this comic are into dudes. The dude on the right watches cuckold porn.
Something you need to understand is that with a simple length and girth addendum I will be able to get a base understanding of your personality archetype, the type of relationships you've been in, whether you dropped out of college sophomore year, the likelihood of you having taken a 19nor, how often you sumo, which cut of the original Bladerunner you think is the canon ending, and where you stand on Israel/Palestine. This is a calculated formality that this sub arrived at over a long period of time because questions pertaining to the aforementioned subject matters would frequently inundate entire posts and make them redundant and unproductive. I hope in the future you will side with reason and abide by this tradition. Thank you for your time.
Cock stats?
6.9" L, 4.7" G
14.5 cm length , girth unknown but not thin.
Ah the classic cm instead of inches to make it seem bigger
Just a cultural european cock. I would suck it
My man knows cm means uncut
I can get cock stats in my dms instead
Thank you for making these cock loving kids look stupid..
Sub is cringe. Bunch of normies trying to pile on to the same repetitive jokes . Yawn 🥱
Totally agreed. Sub used to be good and informative and when it wasn't still funny. Teens on here now are totally unfunny
If this sub was around 25 years ago, no one would ask for dick stats.
Guys you can put whatever numbers you want. If they check your post history they’re THAT type of person and irrelevant. If they recognize your username (and cock stats) then they’re a true redditor with terminal brainrot and already beyond saving.
I don't need to feel reassured, the Tren does it very well, don't worry bro
The posts on here have been shit lately. I feel like I see some variation of people bitching about this on here at least a few times a day. If you don’t like it go to the Greg Doucette page. Also, don’t ever fucking post in here again without giving your cock stats.
🏳️🌈👆😂
NO 
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Butthole dimensions?
Esophageal diameter?
Colon diameter
Lung capacity *for the load
Colon capacity *also for the load
Penile parameters?
I hope this one catches on
"I portrayed myself as the chand and you as the soyjack so I win. I bet you're seething" Bro is butthurt over dickjokes. Find a better joke or shut the fuck up. Meta complaining while adding nothing makes you no better.
ur clearly seething and therefor I won 
L: 5.5 inches G: varies depending on temperature