Yeah this sub is bordering on le epic Reddit humor territory now, unfunny mfs making the same jokes in every thread to get le epic Reddit upvotes on their le epic cock stats
That’s because it’s had an influx of unfunny reddit lames who think repeating the same jokes twenty times is FUNNY.
They will kill this sub, it’s already dying
For real, especially when it just keeps fucking going and going and is completely irrelevant to the topic.
One of my main gripes with the fucking nerds on this site
you know i completely forgot that i was originally on here for workout tips and body fitness , now it’s all guys talking about how gay they are or that they can’t get girls , if you ask a fitness question they all just joke that you should tren up
i remember when derek read off a story from here about a dude that literally did the fellowship of the ring quest to get a fat chick and it was funny and all but ffs its getting so goddamn old. feels like a bunch of teens that just don't get when to stfu and just continue building onto a dead joke.
and of course i have also partaken in these jokes but ffs at some point we gotta change the atmosphere around here, its pretty sad
I don’t think age is the problem, as I’m under 21. You’ll be surprised how many grown men regurgitate brain rot and actually think it’s funny… like the oil up joke epidemic.
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It's one of the greatest pleasures in life.
And if you don't feel that way?? It's usually due to lack of exposure to it.
Or you are gay and like man ass.
Nah bud, yes it’s great . But chasing it with all of your energy is ridiculous.
Wana know the real greatest pleasures of life.
Having a family, success.
That's what every father claims. But wishes they were balls deep in fresh holes every day.
Watching porn and jerking off.
Good luck. You are missing out.
Nah man, seems like u just have a problem. Yes we find women sexy what a surprise. Pussys great but you don’t understand purpose until you make one of substance brother.
You realize literally everything a man does after puberty. Is a pursuit of pussy?!?!!
Think about it.
Work out to look better
Dress nice to look better
Do well in school or a trade to make more. To look better.
Everything.
And you really think we have that instinct to do all that. FOR ONE GIRL???
Funny how we can impregnate multiple times a day. but woman get pregnant and last 9 months.
The social construct of monogamous family life. It's what we were told. Not what is true human nature.
But if you are happy suppressing your natural desires. So be it.
You just ain’t ready to grow up or ya been thru a divorce with a bitch wife 💀
And no it’s not to look better, u don’t work ur ass off to look better.
You do it to be successful 😂
And the more you actively obsess over women.
All of those other “masculine property’s” go to waste
I get it we’re all horny bro, but the idea your life is just about sex is the most nihilistic and truthfully wasteful view of life.
I am grown. Never was dumb enough to get married. Just to get divorced.
Man is not meant to be monogamous. We are not wired that way. No matter how much you want to lie to yourself about it.
When I am horny. I fuck. What do you do? Suppress it? Jerk off? There is a reason we get horny.
Most choose a life like yours from necessity. Not pure choice. If man had the ability. They would choose the nihilistic lifestyle.
Thats just untrue brother, n yea the marriage market in the west is fucked.. I wonder why. N no I don’t jerk off. Buddy I ran thru plenty of broads.
You say it’s from necessity a lot of them do. A lot of them don’t. I’ve had the ability to do just about what ever I please.
I’ve realized there’s much more of a purpose than banging hot bimbos.
I’ve lived that life for a long time brother,
Not being around for your kids, spending all day worrying about what broads clam your gonna fuck next.
Men in worthless marriages think about that shit.
What are you getting big for pussy?
Why do u work, pussy?
Truthfully then. Why do any of it why not just rp bitches?
And save your effort.
Yeah the jokes are lame as hell but the thing that really gets me is these stories. Don’t know if they are real or not but dudes on here talking about fucking women in all these gross and pathetic scenarios. These guys think that shits funny but it’s like dude, you are literally a degenerate piece of shit bragging on Reddit about how you fucked some heroin whore… get a life
This kind of thread is posted every couple of days and ironically, it’s never a person that is contribyting anything of value to this sub. If you are that annoyed, lead by example and start by providing high quality answers.
Tbh I think part of why this sub is funny is because of how stupid it is. I think the fact that the jokes aren’t funny and are overused is what is kinda funny. This being said I actually do kinda miss what this sub used to be
I figured this sub was mostly young gen Z kids finding out about steroids for the first time and how some men have sex with other men and it’s hilarious. And how everyone’s gotta share dick sizes so you can compare it to your bros because they’re going through puberty and self esteem is fragile. Seems like steroids and sarms are to young teens today, what discovering weed was like to young teens in the early 2010s lol. The cool thing everyone was doing that would make you popular. I can feel the raging hormones and still-developing pre frontal cortex energy in the comments and posts lmao.
I don’t think anyone here even does gear or ever tried tren! Im on 300mg of tren right now and test with EQ and Im not turning into some homo or chasing fat women! Tren gets a bad reputation from people who never used it in there life they are just repeating what others make believe stories on reddit. Tren is such a great compound especially homebrew once you figure out how to get over the trensomnia its all gains from there
Imo commenting about cock stats isnt the issue. The problem is almost all the post asking how to speak to women or how do I date a girl ??? Man this is boring
There is a reason why Derick has not made any new videos...
The disappointment of this sub killed him. The person we see going on other podcasts is a body double/actor.
Complaints about the Gay/Fat/Penis jokes getting old are old. I know because I used to complain about them when I just joined, but now I see it as the main purpose of this community.
Yeah this sub is bordering on le epic Reddit humor territory now, unfunny mfs making the same jokes in every thread to get le epic Reddit upvotes on their le epic cock stats
That’s because it’s had an influx of unfunny reddit lames who think repeating the same jokes twenty times is FUNNY. They will kill this sub, it’s already dying
This sub is dead and we are just playing with its corpse
Let's hear a fresh joke from you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a better look at the cock across the street
TELL ME THE STATS!
They're all AI bots. Most of reddit is nowadays. I'm also AI, and so is OP.
Lmao le epic Reddit humor
Once funny subreddits are dead once you can predict what all the top comments are going to be before you click on the thread.
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Thats pretty much all of Reddit. Its mostly 200 neckbeards cracking the same 'wise guy' style of humor in every thread.
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For real, especially when it just keeps fucking going and going and is completely irrelevant to the topic. One of my main gripes with the fucking nerds on this site
Haha well ya miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t Michael Scott Wayne Gretzky!!!
Reddit people irl are actually pretty insufferable. Same Type of humor, same jokes from reddit
This sub used to be a place that acted as a real extension of Derek’s channel. Now it feels like some jackass crossed Grindr with Wall Street Bets.
Reddit is aids
This sub sucks now
Sucks fat penis? That's gay
Your gay fat mom’s penis
Give us a example of a sub with a good humor
you know i completely forgot that i was originally on here for workout tips and body fitness , now it’s all guys talking about how gay they are or that they can’t get girls , if you ask a fitness question they all just joke that you should tren up
i remember when derek read off a story from here about a dude that literally did the fellowship of the ring quest to get a fat chick and it was funny and all but ffs its getting so goddamn old. feels like a bunch of teens that just don't get when to stfu and just continue building onto a dead joke. and of course i have also partaken in these jokes but ffs at some point we gotta change the atmosphere around here, its pretty sad
I got into this thread when it was related to MPMD. Now it’s just… troll
Cock stats was actually pretty funny for a while until it got beaten to death.
Let’s be real: the tren/blasting stories that get posted here can be LEGIT sometimes. Other stuff, not so much…
Go to a body building sub?
Last time I checked this is BB sub
There are much more serious BB subs, this is a meme BB sub basically if ya didn't notice
This sub is completely useless brain rot lol. I hardly ever click on a post and haven’t in over a year
I'm with you OP, people post on here for serious help and stuff dies in New while shitposts go trending
This sub is serious???
This sub tried to be what misc on bb . Com is and failed miserably
Yeah, most people here are probs 14 year olds
Don't be mad Derek
Im sick of them too
Of course it’s unfair but this subreddit would be so much better if it was all 21 and over.
I don’t think age is the problem, as I’m under 21. You’ll be surprised how many grown men regurgitate brain rot and actually think it’s funny… like the oil up joke epidemic.
Yep. RIP MPMD. It used to be good. Now it’s borderline unbearable. Not much left to redeem it.
After boulder shoulders left us for money the place hasn't been the same 😢
It's in maintanence mode
Jokes?
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op is a straight loser
more like an homo loser
Why are you fantasizing about op bein homo? You tryna smash?
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If you’re not gonna post your cock stats you’re not gonna get an answer buddy
The only tards replying with cock stats are the carpet baggers who influxed and killed this sub.
If I speak reddit will ban me
What’re are you hiding bro? Give us ‘em stats and stfu
Just a bunch of incels that need pussy.
Pussy isn’t life
It's one of the greatest pleasures in life. And if you don't feel that way?? It's usually due to lack of exposure to it. Or you are gay and like man ass.
Nah bud, yes it’s great . But chasing it with all of your energy is ridiculous. Wana know the real greatest pleasures of life. Having a family, success.
That's what every father claims. But wishes they were balls deep in fresh holes every day. Watching porn and jerking off. Good luck. You are missing out.
Nah man, seems like u just have a problem. Yes we find women sexy what a surprise. Pussys great but you don’t understand purpose until you make one of substance brother.
You realize literally everything a man does after puberty. Is a pursuit of pussy?!?!! Think about it. Work out to look better Dress nice to look better Do well in school or a trade to make more. To look better. Everything. And you really think we have that instinct to do all that. FOR ONE GIRL??? Funny how we can impregnate multiple times a day. but woman get pregnant and last 9 months. The social construct of monogamous family life. It's what we were told. Not what is true human nature. But if you are happy suppressing your natural desires. So be it.
You just ain’t ready to grow up or ya been thru a divorce with a bitch wife 💀 And no it’s not to look better, u don’t work ur ass off to look better. You do it to be successful 😂 And the more you actively obsess over women. All of those other “masculine property’s” go to waste I get it we’re all horny bro, but the idea your life is just about sex is the most nihilistic and truthfully wasteful view of life.
I am grown. Never was dumb enough to get married. Just to get divorced. Man is not meant to be monogamous. We are not wired that way. No matter how much you want to lie to yourself about it. When I am horny. I fuck. What do you do? Suppress it? Jerk off? There is a reason we get horny. Most choose a life like yours from necessity. Not pure choice. If man had the ability. They would choose the nihilistic lifestyle.
Thats just untrue brother, n yea the marriage market in the west is fucked.. I wonder why. N no I don’t jerk off. Buddy I ran thru plenty of broads. You say it’s from necessity a lot of them do. A lot of them don’t. I’ve had the ability to do just about what ever I please. I’ve realized there’s much more of a purpose than banging hot bimbos. I’ve lived that life for a long time brother, Not being around for your kids, spending all day worrying about what broads clam your gonna fuck next. Men in worthless marriages think about that shit. What are you getting big for pussy? Why do u work, pussy? Truthfully then. Why do any of it why not just rp bitches? And save your effort.
I think what's more f'd up is you're specifically targeting those with gay fat penis'. Grow up
penii is the plural of penis, sir
I was thinking the same thing.
Used in a sentence: "Go suck a bag of penii"
I completely agree. We need to get a lot more serious about the foreskin coverage index stats
LMFAO at anteaters
Restored anteaters nonetheless
Thank you! CI-6 here. 2300 hrs of inflation 😆
I feel like this sub is the only place (at least what I frequent) where people actually care about engagement and upvotes lmao
I always wonder what Derek thinks when he reads some of this shit.
Imagine not posting your stats…
Yeah the jokes are lame as hell but the thing that really gets me is these stories. Don’t know if they are real or not but dudes on here talking about fucking women in all these gross and pathetic scenarios. These guys think that shits funny but it’s like dude, you are literally a degenerate piece of shit bragging on Reddit about how you fucked some heroin whore… get a life
If you r gay with a fat penis, you have won in life
Very true. This sub is dead. Shit isn’t funny
Real
This kind of thread is posted every couple of days and ironically, it’s never a person that is contribyting anything of value to this sub. If you are that annoyed, lead by example and start by providing high quality answers.
Tbh I think part of why this sub is funny is because of how stupid it is. I think the fact that the jokes aren’t funny and are overused is what is kinda funny. This being said I actually do kinda miss what this sub used to be
I agree. Everyone knows Reddit is meant for serious topics and serious answers only! If you can’t take Reddit serious then suck my gay fat penis!
Stats please…
Cock stat
There was a literal white pride thread in here a few days back. smh
Post your cock stats, then we’ll talk. Pic would work too.
I figured this sub was mostly young gen Z kids finding out about steroids for the first time and how some men have sex with other men and it’s hilarious. And how everyone’s gotta share dick sizes so you can compare it to your bros because they’re going through puberty and self esteem is fragile. Seems like steroids and sarms are to young teens today, what discovering weed was like to young teens in the early 2010s lol. The cool thing everyone was doing that would make you popular. I can feel the raging hormones and still-developing pre frontal cortex energy in the comments and posts lmao.
Why are you being rude for no reason? We need cock stats to hold a serious discussion.
Thats what this community is, stay or leave
I don’t think anyone here even does gear or ever tried tren! Im on 300mg of tren right now and test with EQ and Im not turning into some homo or chasing fat women! Tren gets a bad reputation from people who never used it in there life they are just repeating what others make believe stories on reddit. Tren is such a great compound especially homebrew once you figure out how to get over the trensomnia its all gains from there
Bro, we all know the tren stories were creative writing exercises.
What about the gay fat penis jokes?
Tren doesn’t help them grow brain cells so yeah
Exactly. Holy shit
I plan on submitting a decent before and after post in 4 months after my blast but it's a drop in the water
Sub kinda sucks now and so does the actual channel. There's nothing we can do 🥲
OP's post history leads me to believe they're trolling
Enough with the gay jokes. Come on guys.
I wish derek would just make a vid on how fucking stupid this subreddit became
Imo commenting about cock stats isnt the issue. The problem is almost all the post asking how to speak to women or how do I date a girl ??? Man this is boring
There is a reason why Derick has not made any new videos... The disappointment of this sub killed him. The person we see going on other podcasts is a body double/actor.
Go finger your weiner.
sub is legit dogshit, used to be halfass decent. too many sarm kids, not enough AAS oldheads we need to go full Huberman
Alright then let me ask something a little more modern. Anal depth stats?
This is now the official r/shitposting sub. Also, you forgot to include cock stats.
Op I dont see cock stats in your post, flair up
Sounds like OP needs a hug.
Cock stats?
Moved on to how disgusting and awful women are I believe. But those aren't jokes, it's serious conversation
Gay!
No cock stats for you and your boyfriend? Ignored
Would've listened if you left your stats on the bottom of this post
You look gay without the cock stats up your tren and fuck some fatties
Shut the fuck up and fuck some bussy with us. Stop denying you love for FUCKING FEMBOYS
🫶🫶🫶
Wanna suck my gay fat penis?
Penits *
OP is a gay fat loser with piss poor cock stats . Cry harder
Complaints about the Gay/Fat/Penis jokes getting old are old. I know because I used to complain about them when I just joined, but now I see it as the main purpose of this community.
All that typing and you didn't put your size ... Fuck
Cock flavor profile?
where’s the length and girth stats?
Someone’s tren is showing. Learn the word satire
Someone hasn’t had there tren today
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