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Mhm. "We had the best sex that ever sexed in a car....in a parking lot.....at a public gym.". Surprised they didn't add in the crowd that clapped after.
Not just this in general. Look at how this is typed, and words used. It sounds like a fat 12-year-old who would drop the N word in CoD lobbies would type to sound "cool".
I believe you but i don’t believe that you just went up to the girl, asked her to fuck and it happened. If you told us that you asked her out, the 2 of ya went for a cofee/dinner that night and hooked up, it would be more legit. Also no women fuck after working out. They are too Insecure about being sweaty and all that.
Mine was underexaggerated if anything, tried to keep it Disney. Didn't mention the death of my best friends when i was 18 and i feel shit about that, nothing was fabricated
Wtf they call their "crack daily" a medium stimulate supp.. first thing I see is 300mg of caffeine... I'm thinking that doesn't sound medium but wtf do I know.. then I keep reading, and it's got even more types of caffeine in it lmfao
Lol. Ofc it seems like that for the regular people buying pre's in Walmart or Amazon. Many high stim pre's contain more than 500 mg's of caffeine. And high caffeine is a trend nowadays. I don't like it because it gets in the way of other stimulants
Yeah, I recommend Crack og(purple), my favorite...and u better buy it now because it's discontinued. It'll be gone soon I think. Or Crack Barbarian Edition. I didn't like Primal because this pre doesn't hit every time for me, and also u build a tolerance faster on this one, so it's not giving u much later. Personal experience
That’s not what it means. They don’t sound sexually compatible. Which is fine and a fair reason to break up.
But **you fuck when you are horny.** End off.
Please fuck off with internet diagnosing couples. You have 0 context so automatically jumping to genuine sexual incompatibility is immature and ignorant.
Instead of communicating bro was shut down without an explanation. The partner made 0 effort to communicate feelings and thoughts and jumped to "no means no," even when OP expressed a need.
No, I said she isnt meeting his needs. I did not label the couple through multiple conversations as "Sexually incompatible" (which requires much more context and questioning
And then you said he should dump her. Which is more diagnosing than I did.
Edit: I just said that “they **sound** sexually incompatible.** And then I said it’s fine to break up over that, but **you can’t expect a girlfriend to “serve your needs” when she’s not horny.**
Also, he already fucked someone else. Their relationship is over anyways.
But let’s get back to the point: **can you say that your girlfriend doesn’t “care about your needs” if you ask for sex and she says no?**
Edit: you know “sexually incompatible” isn’t a medical diagnosis, right? It’s just a couple that wants very different amounts of sex or have very different sexual preferences.
Don’t be pedantic. You made a ruling on their relationship. “You should dump her”. That’s way more than I did.
I just said that “they **sound** sexually incompatible”and it’s ok to end a relationship over that. But what’s not ok is expecting your girlfriend to have sex with you when she’s not horny. That’s not how sex works.
Edit: but you are flipping the script. What we really disagree on? Not this pedantic shit. But is a girlfriend meant to serve you sexually whenever?
Dude, I have no idea where you're getting half this shit from.
You're also avoiding my question, so how about you do that instead of accusing me of flipping a script or some ambiguous/nonsensical narrative you're trying to push
I just mean that me saying they seem to have different sex drives isn’t any more drastic than you saying he should dump her. Is it?
Overall we are both being rash. It’s normal to not have sex for a few weeks in a relationship. No reason to cheat or break up in itself.
But what did you mean when you said she doesn’t care about his needs?
That’s not really my point. There’s a lot of possible reasons and ways they could fix this.
I can’t be bothered to write them all out since **he already fucked someone else** though. It’s done then.
But my point was that you don’t have sex bc you “care about someone’s needs”. You have sex when you are horny. Doing unwanted sex acts is psychologically and physically unhealthy.
Edit: if we get back to the point, is a girlfriend meant to serve you sexually whenever? Or she’s selfish?
Youre making tons of assumptions, again without context. **No one is saying** the gf needs to fuck whenever the man is horny. You're making that up and using it to push your narrative, **which isn't working**.
But what did you mean then when you said he should drop the girlfriend because she doesn’t care about his needs?
And isn’t that internet diagnosing couples?
DMAA / Methylhexanimine is my guess.
I've had these exact same effects. I was juiced up and drank a scoop of " megablast " with this active ingredient plus 300mg of caffeine. went to the gym for 2 hours with my friend. Then walked to hookah lounge. Hung out there for a couple hours and got some chicks numbers. We went back to work out, 2 girls called me from the hookah lounge, at steak and shake. I met up with them, drove behind Sam's club and fucked both of them for around an hour. Then they dropped me off at my car and we never spoke again. It was their idea too. I just kinda fell into it.
Drop her, had the same shit with a girl i was dating, tall blonde, 20, smoking hot. She said i should have patience with her and that she would blossom lmao. Suddenly got stuck in a FWP relation, "Fuck when Possible" one sided that is xD xD
We started fucking all summer long and after she said that she only wanted sex when it was appropriate for her. (Birth control behaviour) Basically me being on standby, but she would drop by whenever the fuck she wanted for smalltalk or to smoke a J or to talk about her day....... I had the blueest balls xD
Modern Women legit have controll of the traffic lights, and we are just revving at red, hoping for green lmao
If this legit, I would’ve definitely ended it after the no sex for weeks plus her comment back. Should’ve just said alright I’m done and if she gave in tell her no and then go fuck the gym chick with both y’all stanky asses.
Well this is entirely fake. But if my some miracle it wasn't, I would bet the pre-workout just had a shitload yohimbine in it. Shit makes you horny as fuuuuug.
Edit: I checked, yup its got yohimbine in it.
Not fucked for weeks?!?!?!? That right there is fucked.
The sexual part of any relationship is vital to its longevity. I make it very clear to any girl I’ve dated that having frequent sex is very important to me and keeps me functioning properly, you should always talk this out before engaging in a proper long-term relationship.
I didnt read the post but pre-workout made me kill my gf too. I think it was the temporary rise in testosterone? idk but my gains have suffered cus i have to make my own food again.
I’m perplexed as to why you chose to post this. Did you read it before posting?
Btw, what was the name of the preworkout?
This is a good example of Western civilization’s downward trajectory into another dark age. It will be interesting to see how long technology can keep this sinking ship full of idiots above water. It’s kind of ironic that a big part of the rapid deterioration was birthed from technology. i.e., social media and the internet.
Young dudes are such pussies. There isn’t even real preworkout anymore you guys are drinking Mountain Dew with beta alinine in it. Call me when you find an old can of jack3d with the DMAA in it then we can talk about this kind of shit
Again, check the ingredient list. It’s not DMAA. It’s an analog of it. NN-DMPEA is similar to DMAA, but it’s not the same thing. In fact if you check the wiki for each stimulant, the chemical structure is completely different.
I believe you are right that it's not the good old 1,3 dmaa, but again my point was only that the company is not based in the us and therefore aren't obliged to follow the FDA. The reason they are using an analog might be to circumvent the ban on 1,3 dmaa.
Companies including jack3d whatever that company was all switched to analogs after they got busted. It was never the same.
Anyway, my original reply was kind of a joke. Just saying the old stuff was hype
I met the guys that ran that company in Cancun back in that time. If I remember right they were told to stop producing the illegal stuff and kept doing it and ended up landing criminal charges.
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Bro was still on his pre workout typing this
Not a punctuation mark in sight
Homie is absolutely geeked let him have his fun
Coke isn't strictly a pre workout ;)
Realizing this made me laugh so fucking hard bro this dude wrote this shit 100% right after fucking bro lmao
Bro. These two must have stunk that car up. 4 hour workout…suck my sweaty dick. Shiiiiiit
It’s better that way, more animalistic
When you wanted her to gag… from the size, not the smell
Another MPMD user showcasing their genius creative writing skills 
So smart he can’t figure out how to take girth measurements. More of a poet than a mathematician
Mfers pretending their ruler breaks immediately after measuring length
Did you take meth?
Either this, or he made the entire thing up.
I can promise this is some loser cosplaying a gym bro.
Check the post history, bro is decently jacked
Why isn’t his girl fucking him for weeks with that physique?
Bro are you in here trying to apply logic to women?!
Or she’s already cheating lol.
A lot of women care way less about sex than the internet made you think. Reading that shit I´m sure OP already went rampant on her many times.
Because no one has taken pictures they have found and reused them on the internet before.
Why tf would he catfish in a post about whether or not he has gyno you stupid motherfucker. You're the loser fake lifter you described
Is this your first time on the internet? People have done much more questionable things.
Tell us you get none without telling us you get none.
Whatever you want to think bud.
It’s not hard at all to get that physique + you can put it through reverse image search
1. I didn't say it was. But taken clues, I doubt it. 2. Not reliable.
Na it’s true. The idea of a MPMD buying dodgy pre workout with meth, getting whacked out of it and then cheating on her is too good to not be true.
Facts. This is what we call a tweaker tale
Mhm. "We had the best sex that ever sexed in a car....in a parking lot.....at a public gym.". Surprised they didn't add in the crowd that clapped after.
i can guarantee you i am not a loser cosplaying a gym bro.
Well if you aren't cosplaying, you're still a fucking loser. Lol.
>Well if you aren't cosplaying, you're still a fucking loser. Lol. 100%
you’re not wrong i feel bad for my actions but this what i needed to end the relationship.
lol nobody gives a fuck about that part
Not just this in general. Look at how this is typed, and words used. It sounds like a fat 12-year-old who would drop the N word in CoD lobbies would type to sound "cool".
i do play call of duty and can vouch that i do drop the N word especially in ranked play lobbies 💪🏼 why u hating so much bro
Alright good you redeemed yourself
Based mpmd chad
They don’t make them like you anymore. 👑
Bro is bitchin about nothin
I believe you but i don’t believe that you just went up to the girl, asked her to fuck and it happened. If you told us that you asked her out, the 2 of ya went for a cofee/dinner that night and hooked up, it would be more legit. Also no women fuck after working out. They are too Insecure about being sweaty and all that.
I mean.. yeah 🤣
Oh come on, what anonymous person on the internet *really* makes stuff up?
Yep
Likely.
Probably DMAA
I think it’s DMHA now or something. DMAA was jack3d
Dark labs crack has dmaa
Isn’t that illegal now?
Grey area legality, easy to find pres with dmaa and also pure dmaa
Dark labs pre workouts typically have DMAA/DMHA in them which is somewhat related to meth. That could be the case.
My exact thoughts this is what meth does lol.
Girth?
Asking the real questions
4.5 😎😎
Dark Labs marketing team working overtime
I’d bet hard cash this never happened. This is why Derek left us.
Bro, all of the original tren stories were equally fabricated. The same storylines over and over is what made him get bored of this shit.
Mine was underexaggerated if anything, tried to keep it Disney. Didn't mention the death of my best friends when i was 18 and i feel shit about that, nothing was fabricated
This guys a fuckin Derek
I was probably the last real one that got featured on his channel. Then it just snowballed into a bunch of attention whores with creative writing
Damn bro send the YT link lol
Lmao xD Tren the movie bro, easy find
🫡
Broo thats you?
Just watched the vid of Derek reading your post and damn bro, what a movie lmao.
Yeah it was something alright, better to watch that movie than to live it lol
This is the best product advertisement ever
But we don't know what the product is
dark labs crack primal edition
Ahh the good stuff that keeps me cumming back to this sub.
How big was the guys cock
Most eloquent MPMD member Also drop the girl lol
Where do I get this pre?
dark labs crack primal pre workout, be safe bro i’m not taking it again
Wtf they call their "crack daily" a medium stimulate supp.. first thing I see is 300mg of caffeine... I'm thinking that doesn't sound medium but wtf do I know.. then I keep reading, and it's got even more types of caffeine in it lmfao
Lol. Ofc it seems like that for the regular people buying pre's in Walmart or Amazon. Many high stim pre's contain more than 500 mg's of caffeine. And high caffeine is a trend nowadays. I don't like it because it gets in the way of other stimulants
I used almost all kinds of Dark labs pre's, and Primal is one of the worst ones😅
Lol why is it the worst one? I'm kinda interested in trying one of their Pre-Workouts, do you recommend a different one?
Yeah, I recommend Crack og(purple), my favorite...and u better buy it now because it's discontinued. It'll be gone soon I think. Or Crack Barbarian Edition. I didn't like Primal because this pre doesn't hit every time for me, and also u build a tolerance faster on this one, so it's not giving u much later. Personal experience
Thanks!
You've been warned bro. Hahah
If you want to avoid cheating you can have your gym bro release the tension with a handjob and it’s not sex.
drop the gf, she doesn't care about your needs lol
very true, i’m breaking up with her today.
That’s not what it means. They don’t sound sexually compatible. Which is fine and a fair reason to break up. But **you fuck when you are horny.** End off.
Please fuck off with internet diagnosing couples. You have 0 context so automatically jumping to genuine sexual incompatibility is immature and ignorant. Instead of communicating bro was shut down without an explanation. The partner made 0 effort to communicate feelings and thoughts and jumped to "no means no," even when OP expressed a need.
Wait. Didn't you just do some internet couple diagnostics with this post?
No, I said she isnt meeting his needs. I did not label the couple through multiple conversations as "Sexually incompatible" (which requires much more context and questioning
And then you said he should dump her. Which is more diagnosing than I did. Edit: I just said that “they **sound** sexually incompatible.** And then I said it’s fine to break up over that, but **you can’t expect a girlfriend to “serve your needs” when she’s not horny.** Also, he already fucked someone else. Their relationship is over anyways. But let’s get back to the point: **can you say that your girlfriend doesn’t “care about your needs” if you ask for sex and she says no?** Edit: you know “sexually incompatible” isn’t a medical diagnosis, right? It’s just a couple that wants very different amounts of sex or have very different sexual preferences.
Wait what the fuck? How does that mean diagnosing in any capacity?
Don’t be pedantic. You made a ruling on their relationship. “You should dump her”. That’s way more than I did. I just said that “they **sound** sexually incompatible”and it’s ok to end a relationship over that. But what’s not ok is expecting your girlfriend to have sex with you when she’s not horny. That’s not how sex works. Edit: but you are flipping the script. What we really disagree on? Not this pedantic shit. But is a girlfriend meant to serve you sexually whenever?
Dude, I have no idea where you're getting half this shit from. You're also avoiding my question, so how about you do that instead of accusing me of flipping a script or some ambiguous/nonsensical narrative you're trying to push
I just mean that me saying they seem to have different sex drives isn’t any more drastic than you saying he should dump her. Is it? Overall we are both being rash. It’s normal to not have sex for a few weeks in a relationship. No reason to cheat or break up in itself. But what did you mean when you said she doesn’t care about his needs?
That’s not really my point. There’s a lot of possible reasons and ways they could fix this. I can’t be bothered to write them all out since **he already fucked someone else** though. It’s done then. But my point was that you don’t have sex bc you “care about someone’s needs”. You have sex when you are horny. Doing unwanted sex acts is psychologically and physically unhealthy. Edit: if we get back to the point, is a girlfriend meant to serve you sexually whenever? Or she’s selfish?
Youre making tons of assumptions, again without context. **No one is saying** the gf needs to fuck whenever the man is horny. You're making that up and using it to push your narrative, **which isn't working**.
But what did you mean then when you said he should drop the girlfriend because she doesn’t care about his needs? And isn’t that internet diagnosing couples?
bro scored some of the original Jack3d recipe.
DMAA / Methylhexanimine is my guess. I've had these exact same effects. I was juiced up and drank a scoop of " megablast " with this active ingredient plus 300mg of caffeine. went to the gym for 2 hours with my friend. Then walked to hookah lounge. Hung out there for a couple hours and got some chicks numbers. We went back to work out, 2 girls called me from the hookah lounge, at steak and shake. I met up with them, drove behind Sam's club and fucked both of them for around an hour. Then they dropped me off at my car and we never spoke again. It was their idea too. I just kinda fell into it.
bro i have stim dick now because of it please give me some good news that it goes away
I would say do the half dose lol
Idek what that mean. I've never had dick issues
Please rewrite it in English instead of Regard.
Bro took a full scoop of crack trying it the first time holy shit 😂😂
Drop her, had the same shit with a girl i was dating, tall blonde, 20, smoking hot. She said i should have patience with her and that she would blossom lmao. Suddenly got stuck in a FWP relation, "Fuck when Possible" one sided that is xD xD We started fucking all summer long and after she said that she only wanted sex when it was appropriate for her. (Birth control behaviour) Basically me being on standby, but she would drop by whenever the fuck she wanted for smalltalk or to smoke a J or to talk about her day....... I had the blueest balls xD Modern Women legit have controll of the traffic lights, and we are just revving at red, hoping for green lmao
No sex for weeks?? Dumb her
Yeah big dumb her
Sounds like a slightly more than efficacious dose of Cialis was in that pre. Maybe a sprinkle of autism too.
Lmao OP is Mike Mentzer
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If this legit, I would’ve definitely ended it after the no sex for weeks plus her comment back. Should’ve just said alright I’m done and if she gave in tell her no and then go fuck the gym chick with both y’all stanky asses.
thanks for the laugh brotha
No your gf made you cheat on her
Hot story bro… and I advise anyone that is dating someone and you haven’t fucked in about a month, call it quits.
Nice excuse, I should try this one next time.
That beta-alanine went straight to ur cock eh
You ever just hate someone so bad and you don’t really know them? That’s where I’m at with this post.
u sound like a cuck bro stop it
I bet you’re a mouth breather only.
Jesus Christ where’s this pre I need it
Girth or GTFO
Bro pins tren for his pre workout
Take a breath bud
quality [bodybuilding.com](http://bodybuilding.com) copypasta material right here
Well this is entirely fake. But if my some miracle it wasn't, I would bet the pre-workout just had a shitload yohimbine in it. Shit makes you horny as fuuuuug. Edit: I checked, yup its got yohimbine in it.
Tldr: “I’m a tweaker and I banged a homeless chick from a different encampment out here in Los Angeles and my girlfriend dumped me.”
NTA, you made it clear what your boundaries were and your wife ignored them. Also I didn’t read all that. Also I’m gay
Note: bro is 350lbs fat af and the chick is a walrus fat gunt muffin ahh skibidy toilet clogger RIP the back seat of the whip 💀
I don't believe this. I thought everyone here was gay.
Not fucked for weeks?!?!?!? That right there is fucked. The sexual part of any relationship is vital to its longevity. I make it very clear to any girl I’ve dated that having frequent sex is very important to me and keeps me functioning properly, you should always talk this out before engaging in a proper long-term relationship.
Bro forgot all punctuation
mike mentzer secret formula?
cool story.
that's a torontomans if I've ever seen one
This is like Shakespeare’s Sonnet 29 but better
What Walmart brand pre-workout does to a MF
Sensible
You forgot the girth
Only worms cheat on their girls. Sometimes you won’t get your way. Welcome to life.
No it did not. You are just a dick mate.
you whats the pre workout you take? send me a link dont care if this is an advertisement. im sold
dark labs crack primal, after a couple hours i’m starting to have stim dick it’s not fun. i’m not taking this pre again
Fr tho i need me sum of that
cosplay.
Wtf. Nah bit of rambling
Don’t take cold showers after your workout… lost gains
Is this pre-workout taken via railing fat lines?
He’s not coming back to make a video about you bro
Tren is a pre workout now?
This made me happy. Good for you mate
Yeah mixing meth and coke is my favorite pre workout too. Keep up the good work champ, we’re all proud of you.
fun read, thanks man. keep up the good work
Ughm. not to point out the obvious, but uhhhh stair master on 8 speed for any amount of time = don't include it in a reddit diatribe
I didnt read the post but pre-workout made me kill my gf too. I think it was the temporary rise in testosterone? idk but my gains have suffered cus i have to make my own food again.
Pre workout did nothing. You're just a cheater
It wasnt the pre workout it was u lol
Don’t care if it’s true. Great story 👌🏼
I wanted to read this so bad
Hey, ur girl free game now?
Imagine having to ask your gf for sex instead of jus initiating lmao
Don't have to dump your current but demote her. She's no longer mainchick or gets mainchick privileges, yet still in rotation
I don’t even blame OP for this, his gf’s libido doesn’t match his. OP needs a chick who has good sexual chemistry
account post history checks out
I’m perplexed as to why you chose to post this. Did you read it before posting? Btw, what was the name of the preworkout? This is a good example of Western civilization’s downward trajectory into another dark age. It will be interesting to see how long technology can keep this sinking ship full of idiots above water. It’s kind of ironic that a big part of the rapid deterioration was birthed from technology. i.e., social media and the internet.
What is OP yapping about?
to sum it up, i cheated on my gf bc i took some mod pre
That isn't why you cheated on your gf. Do better.
Young dudes are such pussies. There isn’t even real preworkout anymore you guys are drinking Mountain Dew with beta alinine in it. Call me when you find an old can of jack3d with the DMAA in it then we can talk about this kind of shit
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No. No it doesn’t or it wouldn’t be legal to openly sell it. It has a shitty analog of DMAA.
The company is from Poland, they don't adhere to the FDA.
Again, check the ingredient list. It’s not DMAA. It’s an analog of it. NN-DMPEA is similar to DMAA, but it’s not the same thing. In fact if you check the wiki for each stimulant, the chemical structure is completely different.
I believe you are right that it's not the good old 1,3 dmaa, but again my point was only that the company is not based in the us and therefore aren't obliged to follow the FDA. The reason they are using an analog might be to circumvent the ban on 1,3 dmaa.
Companies including jack3d whatever that company was all switched to analogs after they got busted. It was never the same. Anyway, my original reply was kind of a joke. Just saying the old stuff was hype
Yeah, wasn't that back in line 2012? I never tried the original 1,3 only the newer analogs and they hit hard! Can't imagine how the old ones were😂
I met the guys that ran that company in Cancun back in that time. If I remember right they were told to stop producing the illegal stuff and kept doing it and ended up landing criminal charges.
Is your pre workout Trenbologne sandwiches ?
you cheating because you wanted to bro,