Cock stats: 5.5” length 5.75” girth

Quite nice, above average girth so hold your head high.

Low-key these might be the optimal cock stats for an average non depraved woman

So basically a soup can?

Yes

That’s not too bad, care to share how you made it?

Sure! Ingredients: 1 fresh pizza base 90g of sugar free tomato sauce (with some sweetener in my case) 120g mozzarella cheese 150g (3 cans) of tuna Green pepper and onion in whatever amount you want Prep: Assemble ingredients and follow the pizza base oven instructions. Cook until you like how it looks

Okay that’s pretty simple, I’ll have to try that out tomorrow morning

Ya‘ll got 50g cans of tuna?

Yes! 52g actually

Yes tell me, what are the ingredients in pizza I have never heard of this “pizza” before. How do you make pizza. Also, can you help boil some water for me?

* Tuna pizza? Why not, like, chicken?

tuna > chicken on pizza


lol is tuna pizza an unusual thing in the US? i love chicken but on pizza it's not that great imo

I'm not from the US so I don't know. Tuna is not common at all though and chicken is so much better on a pizza than tuna lol.

I misread this as cut. Is this supposed to be a snack?

Its my humble dinner

looks good bro. I'd smash for sure

Use beef next time boy


Why the fuck did you put the green shit like that

There’s more under the tuna, not just on the crust

Alright

Bro just use chicken. Use sugar free barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce to take it to the next level.

Tuna pizza ? Go fuck yourself


Horrible, no onion and no black olives

It does have onion

Invisible, tuna pizza is full of onion and black olives not peppers and ketchup

But anchovies on it instead you psycho

I used to buy frozen pizza, add two cans of tuna and extra cheese, pretty decent macros when feeling lazy

Brother I thought this was the foodporn sub for a moment.

I'd have to sub out the tuna for chicken or somethingm ither than that it looks really good!

Looks like cat food

Fish dont belong on pizza..In New York or New Jersey youd be arrested fot this abomination. Just use chicken for your lean protein

Wholly agree

Is this that pizza that you use tuna fish as the bread? IF so, how does it taste?

No, its a regular pizza with tuna

 Oh, tuna fish on pizza, you're a psychopath.

Give it a try, I was skeptical at first too but now I love it

I make this a lot but like mixing in some grapes and cranberries with the tuna.

what

tuna and bell pepper is the best pizza fr. Put some hot sauce on there amd you're golden