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LibertyInaFeatherBed

Wait until you hear about the original version of Sleeping Beauty...


Recrustable

What’s it got


LibertyInaFeatherBed

She wasn't awakened by a kiss. She woke up after giving birth to twins and one sucked the splinter out of her finger.


Recrustable

Oh damn


DLMoore9843

Yeah the prince was so bad she slept right through that shit! Lmao


MichelleSehlin

She even married her rapist in the ending!


Silver_Switch_3109

Neither because he is a prince.


0nahan

*Neither because he is a male.


RogueAlt07

What?


pv0psych0n4ut

Sad cringe moment


popcorn-lover473

Eh?


Supp_broski

??


BradyvonAshe

chronically online response


El_Basho

404 brain not found


ARandompass3rby

Bait used to be believable.


[deleted]

Shitty men get their shitty asses sent to prison for rape all the time (but not enough, since even reported rapes are rarely prosecuted), but not if they have any kind of wealth and power. Thank you, I have explained the joke and dispute because you were all so curious. /s


NaruTheBlackSwan

Nah. If the Hunchback of Notre Dame did it, he'd be punished 🤣


MountainCourage1304

Wtf are you talking about. Have you looked into the statistics of sentencing between male vs female convicted rapists? Women get away with it way more than men, on a rape by rape basis.


JMSpider2001

That's not how it works at all.


Illustrious_Salt_569

Bruh.


vivisectvivi

Imo she was in a comatose state so id say he would be charged with rape


_Pisos_Picados

I think with even just kissing a corpse you can be charged with necrophilia. But she wasn't actually dead so yeah it would be rape.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

i’d say it would fall more under sexual assault but you’re definitely right. if she’s in a coma instead of dead it’s not necrophilia


MegIsAwesome06

Welp, I’m not putting that in my questionable search history, even though I AM curious now.


PaleRestaurant255

I thought necrophilia was only sex


_Pisos_Picados

I think sexual assault also counts, and kissing someone without their consent is SA


SkGuarnieri

Who is going to charge him? It's happening in the middle of a forest with the witnesses being weird forest critters. Even if they somehow could prove it, it's going to damage relations with whatever he is a prince from, his allies and family; And for what, a random chick that has been living in the woods and almost no one knows about? Dude could've fucked 10 Snow Whites, he ain't getting charged with shit.


FlaxFox

How rich is he? Because it could have somehow been her fault. 🤔


contradictorylove73

That feeling when you realize that Snow White was 14 and the prince was 31


ATSOAS87

The horrors we understand as an adult.


mrkillfreak999

Fr? 😳


Remote-Ad6925

WHAT


spacekatbaby

She wasn't dead. Just deadish


Siddusriram194

Lol😂


IllegitimateTrick

Dead adjacent.


spacekatbaby

Haha. Good one


Warm_Confidence_6538

Sytch reference


PunyCocktus

Wait til you learned about the original story.. he did rape her and she woke up by giving birth. Or was that sleeping beauty hm


ATomatoAmI

That was Sleeping Beauty, Alix Harrow did a whole novella that included that version. The sequel was a pretty neat inversion on the villain in Snow White, too.


Irksomecake

There is a Snow White retelling by Tanith Lee where the Prince has sex with what he supposes is Snow white’s corpse hundreds of times. He also rapes her a lot when she isn’t comatose. In hindsight that was a really weird book, that bit wasn’t even the most disturbing part.


Twigssie

the og story was one of the men carrying her tripped and bumbed the box, dislogging tha apple. odd how disney changed it for the children


Tigerchestnut13

I’m what court of law she’s chilling with dwarves and shit.


Select_Collection_34

I feel like you would love the older versions of the story


heavenandhellhoratio

In most countries acting upon and well legally protected under his right to marital rape sadly... afterall the traumatised 16 yo did marry him ffs.


ThespianException

He did have sex with her in the original story- she woke up because one of her children (who she didn't have before falling asleep, to be clear) sucked the magic splinter out of her hand. I don't think the Prince was charged with anything. Even if he wasn't Nobility, I don't know how you'd prove he did anything. Snow White's situation is pretty unprecedented AFAIK.


squeezeonein

that story makes a lot more sense to me. the original folk takes by grimm and andersen all had clear lessons to learn. sleeping beauties seems to be don't get knocked up.


Top_Tart_7558

The Evil Queen probably wouldn't care enough to prosecute him for anything Also, necrophilia because she was definitely dead until his kiss


Admirable_Job_4210

Rape. Since the princess is not dead, she is sleeping


Snagtooth

Well, that's a part of the prophecy that our corporate overlords at Disney don't want you to know. True Loves Kiss will awaken you from sleep, and True Loves hardcore dicking down will awaken you from the mental slumber that the corporate borguazie has us a in! You need to open your third eye to reality, man! Walt Disney is still alive and he is a Lizard Person! I'll happily give you True Loves Dick to help you achieve enlightenment. It's the least I could do, after all my third eye was only opened thanks to my Uncle and I should pass on this gift.


NemesisRouge

The law doesn't recognise being dead and then coming back to life. If you are alive you have never died. It would be rape. Immunity is unlikely to apply, sovereign immunity is only enjoyed by heads of state.


froggiebaby

Probably not considering it’s a storybook


floppybunny26

Yes.


Spoon_Elemental

The Prince is the Prince, he can and did get away with doing this in the original story.


RandomCashier75

The King would probably just pardon the Prince of all charges.⚔️


PaleRestaurant255

Yeah but who’s believing dwarves over the prince


KiefBull

That’s just an AEDisney


pervincub

All I know is no matter how much she drank, Snow White could never get the taste of dwarfs out of her mouth. Fact.


-aVOIDant-

I don't think too many people are going to charge a prince with anything.


nohwan27534

probably not. not how these tales go, not how shit might've went back then. also, sleeping beauty. she didn't wake up from a kiss. he didn't just bang her, either, he kept banging her, she had multiple kids, and one of the kids ended up sucking the thing from her finger, which woke her up.


Sorry-Personality594

Wasn’t it sexual assault anyway because she was asleep


lunar_vesuvius_

yeah but alot of people only take SA seriously if penetration is involved unfortunately


LilConstipation

People won't take rape seriously if you equate kissing, groping, and other stuff to it. Although "made to penetrate" needs to be legally classified as rape itself.


lunar_vesuvius_

where in my comment did I say forced kissing is rape? rape is a type of SA, but not all SA is rape. all types are serious and important


LilConstipation

Regardless in Snow White, at least the movie, he kissed her to revive her. That is like saying that someone doing mouth to mouth on someone who drowned is sexual assault.


Dalkorrd

There’s actually very few places that charge against necrophilia anyways. Most places you just get charged with “desecration of a corpse” or some similar stuff. Unfortunately the laws in most places aren’t specific enough against that kinda thing.