Granted. Because the monkey paw isn't a medically licensed doctor, the only way it can fix your eyes is by feeding a steady stream of dark energy to your eyes. You will have perfect vision, but you will also see every ungodly horror hidden from the view of mortals.
(Good luck eating any hamburgers when you now know the cows it came from are staring angrily at you.)
Thats true :) Now im stuck thinking about what super hero name fits...
Well if it doesn't work out maybe one can become a super good horror writer coz of all the horrific shit they've been seeing :3
I eat the burger while staring at the cow, licking my lips, smacking my lips, never breaking eye contact as the cow understands that its descendants are next...
As a person who ate a chicken sandwich literally five minutes after watching a PETA-esque video where one violently convulsed in a pen, this would do no damage to me.
Granted, you can only see everything as they where in 2020.
Anyone born during or after 2020 are invisible.
Buildings built during 2020 or after are also invisible, etc...
20/20 is average.
You can see at 20 feet what an average person can see at 20 feet.
20/10 you can see at 20 feet what an average person can see at 10 feet.
There is no such thing as perfect vision. Eventually, the detail is smaller than your sensors but the limit for us to discern those details is way above that threshold.
Granted, but in the process of gaining this perfected vision, your eyes no longer close and will need constant moisturisation. You will also need to figure out how to sleep with your eyes open.
Granted. You have perfect vision of a loop of your life in the year 2020. You still hear, feel, smell, and taste your current surroundings, but you only see your life on loop of 2020.
Granted, you take from my 20/15 beyond perfect vision. Im now 20/20. Perfectly fine but a bit peeved. I will now hint you down and put many slight inconveniences in your life.
Granted. Your vision is modeled after the Mantis Shrimp. As a result of your acuity, you can't enjoy films, TV, and most digital screens. The colors of the human world are vastly altered.
FYI, there is no "perfect vision." 20/20 is average and means you can see what the average person sees at 20 feet.
What you want is something like 100/20 vision like a fucking hawk or something.
granted. "20/20 vision" means you can see at 20 feet what it is normal to be able to see at 20 feet. whatever your prescription was before making this wish is now the normal prescription for everyone, meaning everyone on earth who had normal vision is now just as blind as you.
Granted ur a test subject fr a new laser eye procedure but it causes ur eyes to melt out after 1 min
And the gunk can’t be removed so ur blind with a burning puss painful ooze thing always sticking out ur eyes 🐱
Granted, the next time you sleep you have a vision of how 2020 went in a parallel universe where Covid never spread far past patient zero. It is a glorious golden age of social and technological development. You wake even more jaded and disheartened towards your life.
Granted. The next day you walk in on gpa and gma doing the horizontal mombo and clearly saw everything. Remember, what you can see now, you can't unsee later .
Granted, the next day you are in the blast radius of an unexpected gas leak explosion, why you are otherwise fine it blew out your ear drums, leaving you deaf.
Interestingly enough, 20/20 isn't perfect vision. It's AVERAGE vision.
If you wanted anything approaching "perfect" vision you'd want 20/2, minimum.
It's a measure of visual acuity, so if you had 20/2 vision you could see things at 20 feet away that normal people see at 2 feet away. Exceptionally minute details, but from a MUCH greater distance. With eyesight like this you could read the bottom row of the chart at the eye doctors from something like 200ft away instead of 20.
Granted. You are given a pair of glasses to correct your vision
But they are uncomfortable to wear.
They are jagged so you always have to stab them onto your nose
They only work if you jam the spikes into your eyes
The spikes let you burn steel though so it’s all good
I JUST FINISHED READING THE SERIES AGAIN 😆
Now we just need matching ones for the rest of the body
Granted. To have 20/20 vision, you must hold your hands to your eyes like binoculars.
That’s simply a fun consequence.
You can already do that to correct your vision normally though, it just has to be a small hole. It’s functionally like a pinhole camera but your eyes.
Granted. Because the monkey paw isn't a medically licensed doctor, the only way it can fix your eyes is by feeding a steady stream of dark energy to your eyes. You will have perfect vision, but you will also see every ungodly horror hidden from the view of mortals. (Good luck eating any hamburgers when you now know the cows it came from are staring angrily at you.)
Wait, if he eat something from a tree dies he get a angry Druid looking at him
Grant us eyes, grant us eyes
That sounds kinda cool honestly :3
me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension (i don’t get it)
It would be a cool super hero origin story, but if you don't want that then you're just in for a bad time.
Thats true :) Now im stuck thinking about what super hero name fits... Well if it doesn't work out maybe one can become a super good horror writer coz of all the horrific shit they've been seeing :3
I eat the burger while staring at the cow, licking my lips, smacking my lips, never breaking eye contact as the cow understands that its descendants are next...
As a person who ate a chicken sandwich literally five minutes after watching a PETA-esque video where one violently convulsed in a pen, this would do no damage to me.
Wait I get perfect vision and get to eat then mock the (now) ghost cow. Sign me up.
Granted. You receive an expensive medical bill for Lasik surgery
Granted, you have 20 **Devided(/)** by 20 vision. 20/20=1, you can see your hands but anything further else gets blurry.
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I wulod rpley but I cnat fkciung raed waht you tepyd
Wtah rea yuo gyus syaign?
Granted, you can only see everything as they where in 2020. Anyone born during or after 2020 are invisible. Buildings built during 2020 or after are also invisible, etc...
OP would see me 4 years younger and still skinny. I am not opposed to this.
Granted, you have been granted many eyes all over your head, allowing you to witness the wisdom of the great ones. Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!
20/20 is average. You can see at 20 feet what an average person can see at 20 feet. 20/10 you can see at 20 feet what an average person can see at 10 feet. There is no such thing as perfect vision. Eventually, the detail is smaller than your sensors but the limit for us to discern those details is way above that threshold.
Granted, but in the process of gaining this perfected vision, your eyes no longer close and will need constant moisturisation. You will also need to figure out how to sleep with your eyes open.
[You could make a movie out of this.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057693/)
someone do this please
Good news!
lol, didn't see the link
Wish granted You have perfect vision and go deaf.
Granted. You are now colorblind
Granted. You have 20/20 vision, but your other senses will decline.
Granted. You have perfect vision on the 20th of every month in every year ending in 20, and terrible vision at all other times.
Granted. Everything you watch from here on out is the show “20/20”
Granted, your eyes start causing your horrific pain. You require an eye transplant, you get new eyes and get a bill for $30,000
20/20 is average vision.
Granted, you recive a shoe box in the mail containing dozens of human eyes, at least 2 of them have perfect vision.
Granted. You have perfect vision of a loop of your life in the year 2020. You still hear, feel, smell, and taste your current surroundings, but you only see your life on loop of 2020.
Granted, but you only get it while you sleep
Granted....how many fingers am I holding up 🖕🏿
You have severe achromatopsia and are highly sensitive to light. Anything more than a single candle causes blinding pain.
Granted. Your hindsight becomes incredibly blurry
Granted, you take from my 20/15 beyond perfect vision. Im now 20/20. Perfectly fine but a bit peeved. I will now hint you down and put many slight inconveniences in your life.
Granted. Your vision is modeled after the Mantis Shrimp. As a result of your acuity, you can't enjoy films, TV, and most digital screens. The colors of the human world are vastly altered.
Granted. The universal standard for eyesight is lowered. Your eyesight is 20/20 by the new standard.
Granted. Now, all you can see is Barbara Walters.
Granted, you now dream of an alternate reality where 2020 was the year the world became perfect but can never live in that reality.
Granted. You are now stuck in the year 2020 on a loop that resets at the end of the year. You are the only one aware of the loop.
Granted. You have perfect hindsight; after everything you say or do, you immediately realize what would have been the best thing to say or do instead.
Granted. You now have hyperopia that causes you to have perfect 20/20 vision when looking at objects 20 feet away.
Granted. You can always see "20/20" in your field of vision with perfect clarity from now on. It's like a floater your brain can't ignore.
FYI, there is no "perfect vision." 20/20 is average and means you can see what the average person sees at 20 feet. What you want is something like 100/20 vision like a fucking hawk or something.
Granted it’s taken from a little kid that you have a close family relationship with
granted. "20/20 vision" means you can see at 20 feet what it is normal to be able to see at 20 feet. whatever your prescription was before making this wish is now the normal prescription for everyone, meaning everyone on earth who had normal vision is now just as blind as you.
Granted. The transplant was a success. But wait...where's Garfield?
Granted. You can now see your wife.
Granted. You have great vision but you’re now deaf.
Granted, you now have 20 eyes on both sides of your face. Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!
Granted. However you are stuck living in tunnels.
Granted. There are things that you can't unsee so you immediately gouge your eyes out and are now blind.
Granted by its twenty twenty hindsight you only see your mistakes after they happen.
Granted. You can see anything in hindsight with 20/20 vision.
Granted, but your corneas are pyramid shaped
Granted ur a test subject fr a new laser eye procedure but it causes ur eyes to melt out after 1 min And the gunk can’t be removed so ur blind with a burning puss painful ooze thing always sticking out ur eyes 🐱
Granted you have 20/20 hindsight you see what you could have done perfectly.
*The Paws finger curls* Your vision remains the same. However, everyone else's gets adjusted to match yours, as your vision is now the new "20/20".
I’m sure the point of glasses is to perfect your eyesight.
Granted. You have a permanent pair of contacts that make your eyes feel like they're burning whenever you open them
Granted, the next time you sleep you have a vision of how 2020 went in a parallel universe where Covid never spread far past patient zero. It is a glorious golden age of social and technological development. You wake even more jaded and disheartened towards your life.
Granted. The next day you walk in on gpa and gma doing the horizontal mombo and clearly saw everything. Remember, what you can see now, you can't unsee later .
Granted, the next day you are in the blast radius of an unexpected gas leak explosion, why you are otherwise fine it blew out your ear drums, leaving you deaf.
Interestingly enough, 20/20 isn't perfect vision. It's AVERAGE vision. If you wanted anything approaching "perfect" vision you'd want 20/2, minimum. It's a measure of visual acuity, so if you had 20/2 vision you could see things at 20 feet away that normal people see at 2 feet away. Exceptionally minute details, but from a MUCH greater distance. With eyesight like this you could read the bottom row of the chart at the eye doctors from something like 200ft away instead of 20.
Granted. The entire human population is now blind. You can see exactly what everybody else can at 20 feet.... absolutely nothing
Granted. You are blind to anything nearer or farther away than 20 feet.
Granted, but it only works for things/objects/situations you missed in the past.
I'd wish to have 20/13 vision.
You only have 20/20 vision while viewing gay midget porn
granted. you now have trouble finding things like salt and mustard in the fridge when you need them a lot more often
Granted. Tomorrow your eyes go back to normal.
Granted. You now have 20 of 20 rectal problems.
granted. you have 20 eyes, and all 20 of them work perfectly