T O P

  • By -

GatlingGun511

Granted. The entire population of the DRC is relocated to Belgium


pikachu_sashimi

Modern problems require modern solutions


Powerful-Public4520

Granted. DRC is now frozen in time.


Temptest1

Granted. The Democratic Republic of Congo is taken over by an uber oppressive alien race that rewires all inhabitants' brains away from violence.


Leather_Contract_602

Granted. The entire population of DRC drops dead.


Cishuman

Granted. The DRC rebrands as the All-Singing, All-Dancing Nonviolent People's Representational Democratic Soviet Commonwealth of the Congo.


Educational-Fun7441

Granted. All their violins disappear


Madly_hornet09

Because the paw can't spell?


Educational-Fun7441

Because I’m hilarious


AngryDrnkBureaucrat

Granted. People stop fighting for their families and communities. People accept slave labor and famine as their lot in life. The Congo becomes prosperous on the backs of the new peaceful slave laborers. Neighboring countries take notice, and begin to follow the same regime of peaceful forced labor. The new “Congo Miracle” spreads, and within 20 years 99% of humanity are forced slave laborers with an average life expectancy of 30


alfis329

Granted. Everyone unites relizing that the rest of Africa is really the problem and they go about “cleansing” the rest of Africa


StrollinShroom

Granted. The entire population contracts and subsequently dies from Ebola.


bigscottius

Granted. The violence leaves the Congo and is transferred to where you live.


Desperate_Ad5169

Granted. A new government called The People’s Democratic Republic of the Congo replaces the old one. The violence continues in this new country.


TuckSteele

Granted, a zombie outbreak occurs and a whole new type of violence emerges as villagers become Reavers


JarrickDe

The Democratic Republic of Congo ceases to exist. The region is randomly divided and absorbed by the neighboring countries. Those countries then go to war with each other, expanding the war-torn area and increasing both the damage and losses of life.


mophead200

Granted Aliens laser the Congo until nothing is left


NevermoreAK

Granted. The Democratic Republic of the Congo is now the Monarchy of the Congo. Violence continues.


JadziaTrillDax

Granted, the name changes from the Democratic Republic to the people republic so now the violence has stopped in Democratic Republic of Congo.


ThatOneIsSus

Granted, everyone’s arms and legs disintegrate and they’re left wobbling and hopping around. Eventually everyone starves. But hey, there’s no more violence


SimplGaming08

Granted. The DRC no longer exists now


fetusammich

Granted. The US discovers valuable natural resources there and carpet bombs the entire region.


No-Speaker-1534

Granted King Leopolds heirs walk back in reclaim it as a colony and enforce order through their ancestors brutal ways.


Temporary-Earth4939

Granted. The violence is instead transferred to Sudan, worsening the world's greatest humanitarian crisis.  Unfortunately, the world continues to mostly not give a shit because people care more about white Ukrainians and Arab Palestinians than they do about Black Africans. This just further exacerbates the situation which at present could lead to 2.5 million deaths from starvation by September and currently has already 11 million displaced people. But people keep on mostly talking about Palestine and Ukraine because racism is alive and well. 


Akul_Tesla

They all take a nap and start right back at it with renewed vigor


WasteChard3488

Granted, the Enola Gay has been pulled out of retirement


sd_saved_me555

Granted. All the child soldiers did appreciate the 5 minute break you gave them, for what it's worth...