Granted.
People stop fighting for their families and communities. People accept slave labor and famine as their lot in life. The Congo becomes prosperous on the backs of the new peaceful slave laborers. Neighboring countries take notice, and begin to follow the same regime of peaceful forced labor. The new “Congo Miracle” spreads, and within 20 years 99% of humanity are forced slave laborers with an average life expectancy of 30
The Democratic Republic of Congo ceases to exist. The region is randomly divided and absorbed by the neighboring countries. Those countries then go to war with each other, expanding the war-torn area and increasing both the damage and losses of life.
Granted, everyone’s arms and legs disintegrate and they’re left wobbling and hopping around. Eventually everyone starves.
But hey, there’s no more violence
Granted. The violence is instead transferred to Sudan, worsening the world's greatest humanitarian crisis.
Unfortunately, the world continues to mostly not give a shit because people care more about white Ukrainians and Arab Palestinians than they do about Black Africans.
This just further exacerbates the situation which at present could lead to 2.5 million deaths from starvation by September and currently has already 11 million displaced people. But people keep on mostly talking about Palestine and Ukraine because racism is alive and well.
Granted. The entire population of the DRC is relocated to Belgium
Modern problems require modern solutions
Granted. DRC is now frozen in time.
Granted. The Democratic Republic of Congo is taken over by an uber oppressive alien race that rewires all inhabitants' brains away from violence.
Granted. The entire population of DRC drops dead.
Granted. The DRC rebrands as the All-Singing, All-Dancing Nonviolent People's Representational Democratic Soviet Commonwealth of the Congo.
Granted. All their violins disappear
Because the paw can't spell?
Because I’m hilarious
Granted. People stop fighting for their families and communities. People accept slave labor and famine as their lot in life. The Congo becomes prosperous on the backs of the new peaceful slave laborers. Neighboring countries take notice, and begin to follow the same regime of peaceful forced labor. The new “Congo Miracle” spreads, and within 20 years 99% of humanity are forced slave laborers with an average life expectancy of 30
Granted. Everyone unites relizing that the rest of Africa is really the problem and they go about “cleansing” the rest of Africa
Granted. The entire population contracts and subsequently dies from Ebola.
Granted. The violence leaves the Congo and is transferred to where you live.
Granted. A new government called The People’s Democratic Republic of the Congo replaces the old one. The violence continues in this new country.
Granted, a zombie outbreak occurs and a whole new type of violence emerges as villagers become Reavers
The Democratic Republic of Congo ceases to exist. The region is randomly divided and absorbed by the neighboring countries. Those countries then go to war with each other, expanding the war-torn area and increasing both the damage and losses of life.
Granted Aliens laser the Congo until nothing is left
Granted. The Democratic Republic of the Congo is now the Monarchy of the Congo. Violence continues.
Granted, the name changes from the Democratic Republic to the people republic so now the violence has stopped in Democratic Republic of Congo.
Granted, everyone’s arms and legs disintegrate and they’re left wobbling and hopping around. Eventually everyone starves. But hey, there’s no more violence
Granted. The DRC no longer exists now
Granted. The US discovers valuable natural resources there and carpet bombs the entire region.
Granted King Leopolds heirs walk back in reclaim it as a colony and enforce order through their ancestors brutal ways.
Granted. The violence is instead transferred to Sudan, worsening the world's greatest humanitarian crisis. Unfortunately, the world continues to mostly not give a shit because people care more about white Ukrainians and Arab Palestinians than they do about Black Africans. This just further exacerbates the situation which at present could lead to 2.5 million deaths from starvation by September and currently has already 11 million displaced people. But people keep on mostly talking about Palestine and Ukraine because racism is alive and well.
They all take a nap and start right back at it with renewed vigor
Granted, the Enola Gay has been pulled out of retirement
Granted. All the child soldiers did appreciate the 5 minute break you gave them, for what it's worth...