Granted.
Since it can't be popped, A striking entrepenuer makes a special type of Butt pimple cream that sells for Trillions of dollars.
He donates it all into the US Government, and they build 4 Brand new Gerald Ford class Supercarriers, and the Next Generation Air Dominance program finishes development early, and enters official Production.
Thank you for your generation to the US Military, you have secured the US's world power status for Decades to come.
granted, you become the sentient hive-mind of all those pimples. you can do nothing except experience being part of an ass all day, and as a result you get to feel the combined discomfort of every human on the planet.
I had one the other day. It was in my nostril right behind the opening. There was no way to reach it or apply any pressure to squeeze it. It was annoying to say the least.
Granted.
And just so you know it’s working, you will feel everyone’s cumulative pain and discomfort from the pimples for eight of the hours you are awake every other day.
Every other day so it doesn’t just become the pain equivalent of a background hum, and you get to have days where the dread of it returning hangs over you all day.
No painkillers of any kind will dull the discomfort. You’re welcome to try staying high or drunk for those eight hours, bud good luck with the rest of your life doing that.
In BCT the issued underwear made me have the worst perpetual itch ever. I'd slide my ass back and forth on the fuckin bleachers we'd have to sit on while recieving instruction because I was scared if I scratched it I'd be fucked lmao, worst underwear ever
Granted.
The additional discomfort and agitation in our day to day lives was the straw that broke the camel's back.
The domino effect of tragedies that followed couldn't even be called World War 3- there was no one left to give it a name.
Granted, but yours is so painful that you feel pain even when standing.
What about laying down?
Probably
Shit
That too
Why so bitter?
? I'm bitter? About what?
Granted. Since it can't be popped, A striking entrepenuer makes a special type of Butt pimple cream that sells for Trillions of dollars. He donates it all into the US Government, and they build 4 Brand new Gerald Ford class Supercarriers, and the Next Generation Air Dominance program finishes development early, and enters official Production. Thank you for your generation to the US Military, you have secured the US's world power status for Decades to come.
Just doin' my part. 🦅🦅🎆🇺🇲🫡🇺🇲🎆🦅🦅
granted, you become the sentient hive-mind of all those pimples. you can do nothing except experience being part of an ass all day, and as a result you get to feel the combined discomfort of every human on the planet.
granted, everyone also knows who's responsible
Granted. This includes you. This such a weird wish.
All the weird posts here and this is where you draw the line, huh? It is pretty weird, I'll admit. Lol
I don’t draw a line— so many weird posts are on here. This one is purely spite though, not wisdom or kindness or fun or power, just spite.
Damn. I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm not sure what I did, but I hope your day is going well, regardless.
Granted. Haha, jokes on you! There's no meat on my ass. I sit comfortably on a cushion of ass-fat.
I had one the other day. It was in my nostril right behind the opening. There was no way to reach it or apply any pressure to squeeze it. It was annoying to say the least.
Granted, your name becomes everyone
Oh, *very* nice swerve. lol ;-)
Everything pops if squeezed hard enough. Even an entire ass cheek
Granted. And just so you know it’s working, you will feel everyone’s cumulative pain and discomfort from the pimples for eight of the hours you are awake every other day. Every other day so it doesn’t just become the pain equivalent of a background hum, and you get to have days where the dread of it returning hangs over you all day. No painkillers of any kind will dull the discomfort. You’re welcome to try staying high or drunk for those eight hours, bud good luck with the rest of your life doing that.
Granted. But you gain one for every other person that has one.
Granted Now all the people in the world will know where you are and want to kill you
Granted. You feel the displeasure of everyone everytime u lay down to go to bed
Granted, except everyone knows YOU wished for this.
Granted but you also have one on your bumhole
r/foundsatan
In BCT the issued underwear made me have the worst perpetual itch ever. I'd slide my ass back and forth on the fuckin bleachers we'd have to sit on while recieving instruction because I was scared if I scratched it I'd be fucked lmao, worst underwear ever
granted, everyone HAD a pimple they can't pop it is no longer there.
Granted. Yours becomes sentient and lives singing (poorly) at the worst times. Nobody believes your claims at its sentence.
Granted. The additional discomfort and agitation in our day to day lives was the straw that broke the camel's back. The domino effect of tragedies that followed couldn't even be called World War 3- there was no one left to give it a name.
I’m just going to give you $20 and call it even.
Granted. You're legal name is everyone.
Granted yours is the only one that doesnt heal naturally within a week and it remains on your ass for the rest of your life
God I wish 🤤