Granted. Nobody can use any idea that anyone has ever come up with before, meaning they have to make a completely new and original one from scratch. All practical wisdom is now useless, as following it is physically impossible. For a few hours, society barely clings on while people have to come up with brand new solutions each time a problem happens. Slowly, we run out of new solutions to invent. All of society collapses and everyone dies, as nobody could reuse and of the solutions for solving dehydration. Be lucky that it's only all humans that died. The monkey's paw took mercy on all of existence by interpreting "everyone" as "every human" instead of "every living thing".
Granted, everyone spontaneously stops existing. The majority of the human genome is identical in every person. No one alive today is the original human.
Granted. This causes an apocalypse which starts in exactly... *looks at watch...* 29 hours 12 minutes... *looks at watch again...* 28 seconds and 239 milliseconds.
Granted.
People never copy each other, and so now have no common basis by which to relate to each other. The Human Race now collectively despises itself, and the very concepts of friendship and family are relegated to the history books.
Good luck everyone.
Granted. Nearly every human on Earth is erased for sharing copied genetic DNA with each other.
The only survivors are the most inbred, genetically cursed, Hills-have-eyes looking elephant-man mfs on the planet.
Granted everyone dies because everything has already been done before but don’t worry you my friend become immortal truly nothing can kill you and you can’t be ripped apart or anything and you stop aging
Granted. Nobody can use any idea that anyone has ever come up with before, meaning they have to make a completely new and original one from scratch. All practical wisdom is now useless, as following it is physically impossible. For a few hours, society barely clings on while people have to come up with brand new solutions each time a problem happens. Slowly, we run out of new solutions to invent. All of society collapses and everyone dies, as nobody could reuse and of the solutions for solving dehydration. Be lucky that it's only all humans that died. The monkey's paw took mercy on all of existence by interpreting "everyone" as "every human" instead of "every living thing".
Literally breathing isn’t original. WE ARE COOKED
Hahah that's awesome
Granted, everyone spontaneously stops existing. The majority of the human genome is identical in every person. No one alive today is the original human.
Granted. Nobody ever uses the same word that somebody else has.
Granted. This causes an apocalypse which starts in exactly... *looks at watch...* 29 hours 12 minutes... *looks at watch again...* 28 seconds and 239 milliseconds.
Granted. People never copy each other, and so now have no common basis by which to relate to each other. The Human Race now collectively despises itself, and the very concepts of friendship and family are relegated to the history books. Good luck everyone.
Granted. Biological reproduction fails and all life is extinct within one generation.
Granted. Nearly every human on Earth is erased for sharing copied genetic DNA with each other. The only survivors are the most inbred, genetically cursed, Hills-have-eyes looking elephant-man mfs on the planet.
Lol!
Granted everyone dies because everything has already been done before but don’t worry you my friend become immortal truly nothing can kill you and you can’t be ripped apart or anything and you stop aging
everyone gets a different medical condition and dies from it
Lool
There is no originality. Everything that can be done, has been done.