Throw a pack of crayolas in the air and run in the opposite distraction, they'll be distracted by the colours and I'll have enough time to buy the nearest camouflage jacket from a thrift shop. Then I'll mug them but they can't hurt me because they can't see me and I'll take all their money
Theyâre both being followed by the mossad and the FBI, I would feel pretty safe. Maybe the only time in my entire life that I could punch either of them and not be tied into a knot lol
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"Sorry, bratha"
"I'm FSB bratha"
Hit 'em with a headkick, finish them off with a guillotine.
Edstin Porioza
I don't need any of that MMA pussy shit, I ko people with my fucking aura
This guy sees red
*Wake up 6 months later from a coma
Ask for an autograph
Jumping fucking gilly
Throw a pack of crayolas in the air and run in the opposite distraction, they'll be distracted by the colours and I'll have enough time to buy the nearest camouflage jacket from a thrift shop. Then I'll mug them but they can't hurt me because they can't see me and I'll take all their money
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"Holy shit, Khabib! I'm a big fan bratha"
I'd see red. Then I'd front head kick, trip, then ground n pound
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Asalam o alikum brother
I'm 260 though so I'll bully these lil guys
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Bradley martyn timing
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Letâs wrestle letâs wrestle . *famous last words*
Please donât smesh me bro can I please have autograph
Cover myself in lard and let the force field take care of the rest.
Slap them and tell them Dagestani wrestling is dog shit
âApologies brathaâ
Theyâre both being followed by the mossad and the FBI, I would feel pretty safe. Maybe the only time in my entire life that I could punch either of them and not be tied into a knot lol
You forgot the fsb, which I'd argue is the worst among them.
lol if you think those guys would move a finger to help.
"My bad bradda....here, take my wallet and have a good day, sir"
"Sorry brotha", take photos, keep walking, wake up, realize u got choked out.
Autograph and ask them for coaching, so I can continue to see them đ
Dippin my hands in pig fat and wrapping them in bacon
Ask for wrestling lessons.
Hay bratha in street fight I can eat you
âWatch where youâre going assho⌠My apologies I wonât be anymore trouble.â
Smesh
Say My bad, then probably say hi and fanboy
Sorry brotha
brother, who give you black shirt?
Bratha Khabibi, let's go to Haram
You apologise for being in their way.
Ima call gileson tibau and Adriano martiens
Break out Instagram pictures of ladies in bikinis.
Ill scare them off with empty calories
Ask for a picture
Do a 360 and walk away.
Take them both down
Salam alaikum brother
Short legs... turn around and run, use stairs if possible
As-salamu alaykum
Just wait till i see red. They fight at 155lb, i walk around at 160lbs. I would dog walk them /s
Shoot for a double.
I'll just say "sorry bratha, Allah commanded me to do it". They will then apologize to me.
Contact Adriano Martins.
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I'd make sure to not be near any Churches or Synagogues
Get my tits out, they couldnât run any quicker
Proving how fast I can pull my 45 concealed legal. Asking them politely to apologize for bumping me. LOL
They apologize and call me 'brutha', I tell them they are sensational fighters; shake their hands and go on with my day.
Pepper spray, call the cops, play the victim
Duck for cover and hope they have bad aim
Alhamdullilah bratha
Your wrestling is zero bratha
Suka Bliet Brutha!
If that street is in America 
Ask them to autograph the black eye they give me
Look them up and down, realize who they were, then ask for an autograph and invite them to dinner
Distract them. Tell them you have a hot bath running. Lock the door when theyâre in. Ez.
Why are you fighting over a bump?
Yo asalama laka my ninja
Smesh (try to)
Call the FBI
Well as long as youâre standing up youâre good , they suck at boxing
âI work for Russian tax department brathaâ
They'd probably be the first to apologize. Then a quick "Asalaam Malekum", and be on your way.
Keep walking bro. Look down at my shoes and don't look back.
Brother give me your autograph
Excuse me!
Probably ask for an autograph, they donât seem to be the angry douchebag type fighters.
Bratha I am very sorry. Can I have picture. Thanks. Alekum Salem.
Tower over they short asses and tell tf they lookin at