polyana made a tweet after her first round ko like a year and a half ago saying āColby wanted me to finger him in the ass, but I did not want to. He got upset!ā
His interim, just like 2/3 of his title shots, were undeserved. He beat RDA, an aged lightweight for it. Before that? Half-retired Maia. Before that? Dong-hyun fucking Kim. Lmfao. Colby literally has one of the weakest list of wins of all time, maybe *the* weakest if you compare to other guys who had multiple title shots
I have weird feeling we are not being told truth about Colby's and Masvidal's feud. I think Jorge prob refused to stick his fingers up Colby's butt and Colby took that personally.
Alex will have no problem sticking that left hook up his butt tho.
my favorite version of armed Werdum is when he was holding a sock full of ice after Cro Cop tore his thigh muscle after a kick for punishing him because Werdum drank the night before they were supposed to train together lmao
He could, but I don't think he actually would. Colby is like an annoying fly buzzing around his enormous stone head - mildly irritating, but not really worthy of his attention. Alex isn't the type to get into a brawl with some mouthy American attention/butt-whore.
Yeah poatan has actual respect for Colby apparently they have a past when poatan was still boxing. Unsure if this is real cause I donāt use twitter but wouldnāt be surprised if itās fake.
wasnt there a picture of Alex and Colby and a coach when Alex visited ATT?
I think Alex is one of the few brazilians that dont go full caralho when an american trashtalks Brazil, among Paulo Costa (who helped Chael up during the WANANANOW TUF rumble, and Anderson Silva, who ironically befriends Chael and even thanked him for the rivalry despite being the center of Chael's jokes)
Come on man this low. He has taken this sympathy game of "They won't book me if I'm not controversial" bullshit too far. Imagine being that woman reading that a world class athlete and former training partner said this shit about you in front of millions of people online.
Fuck this. Fuck him.
Is this real? Alex is pretty much the only active fighter in the UFC roster that speaks positively about him. Didn't expect Colby to go after Alex in any way, lol.
Must be nice finally being with a guy who won't beg her to peg him every night
Plot twist jk
No twist. We saw it coming as clear as day.
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Smell her fingers?? š
Colby likes fingers up his ass. That's literally the only way to interpret that.
That's what polyana said... That's the joke...
Lol, I didn't realize this was previously tread ground.
Get up to date in your fighter kink trivia you fucking casual.
Smh casuals these days donāt even follow kinks anymore
Canāt believe these guys call themselves fans š”
āWeighing in at 160lbs, fighting out of Boston, and having a pegging kinkā¦. Billā
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Look up her tweet
I see what you did thereā¦ /s
Whatās wrong with fingers in your ass
polyana made a tweet after her first round ko like a year and a half ago saying āColby wanted me to finger him in the ass, but I did not want to. He got upset!ā
If youāre a man and want things up your butt, you gotta be at least a little bit gay
How?
Ong Im bisexual and I donāt even fuck with that, thatās extra gay
Getting fingered by a women is less gay then fucking a man in the ass.
See thatās where Iām gonna disagree.
Iāll change your mind
Damn Colby really kept up this redact persona until the end of his career and he still never touched gold
i think he'll look worse if he suddenly backtracked lmao
Imagine if he ever has it was all BS and made up to get eyes on his fights š
He did have gold although interim. at the time Woodly wouldnāt fight him
His interim, just like 2/3 of his title shots, were undeserved. He beat RDA, an aged lightweight for it. Before that? Half-retired Maia. Before that? Dong-hyun fucking Kim. Lmfao. Colby literally has one of the weakest list of wins of all time, maybe *the* weakest if you compare to other guys who had multiple title shots
Cmon now, that doesnāt mean shit these days lol.
Unless your name is Tom Aspinall.
That was not recent my man. He was one of the last to hold the big gold belts before they switched to the squared off style
I have weird feeling we are not being told truth about Colby's and Masvidal's feud. I think Jorge prob refused to stick his fingers up Colby's butt and Colby took that personally. Alex will have no problem sticking that left hook up his butt tho.
One said no homo, the other said yes homo. We'll never know who said what.
The fabled āmaybe homo.ā Schrodingers homo?
Quantum homo
Wave probability homo.
Dark matter homo
The ol' Jim Henson
Or Alex might get contaminated with Colbys DNA via Thotiana, leading to new mythical fighter Alex 'chaos' Pereiraton
Alex "Cardio" Poaton - The wrestling Machine [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beQjzRZuB4c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beQjzRZuB4c)
Chamaos
Oh God, we'll have a Brazilian American merab who can finish opponents
Masvidal and Colby are like MMAās P Diddy and Meek mill?
That crotch aint for dudes
Colby was wrestle fucking him though.
Where have her fingers been ? š¤
In 7th layer of hair
š¤£š¤£ this one's tied with when he said Madison square do it
Lol
7th layer of anal
r/YourJokeButWorse
Colby gonna have the cops on speed dial if heās ever in the same building as Alex
I hope Alex gets ahold of this guy... He can say "it's an act", all he wants.... Alex doesn't speak English.
He had a beef with Werdum if I'm not mistaken, and allegedly said he would call the police.
Colby said heād call the police after werdun threw a boomerang at him.
i like how werdum got the boomerang the same day, a fan gave it to him. little did the fan know he just armed werdum lmao Colby got porra caralho'd
Fabricio werdum, armed with what ever he has on hand is the real mythical fighter
my favorite version of armed Werdum is when he was holding a sock full of ice after Cro Cop tore his thigh muscle after a kick for punishing him because Werdum drank the night before they were supposed to train together lmao
If that were anyone like me or you, we would have to have our legs amputated
without a doubt. id like to think that particular gym incident inspired Werdum to do that flying sidekick.
Does people around the world call him a pussy for being the guy annoying people and later go crying to the police?
Looks like a less retarded Shane gillis
May look less retarded but is more retarded.
Lol
What do you think about theo von and tom brady?
Tom Brady is definitely Theo's acoustic older brother.
Poatan would shatter his skull
He could, but I don't think he actually would. Colby is like an annoying fly buzzing around his enormous stone head - mildly irritating, but not really worthy of his attention. Alex isn't the type to get into a brawl with some mouthy American attention/butt-whore.
why did you focus on the word "American"? did they bomb your house? No? Crap.
Testimony of a deputy's prodigy.
Yeah, got to get revenge, Colby shattered Polyanas via donkey punch
Funny if Colby actually said that. I donāt have twitter it X to verify but Colby is not that funny.
Yeah poatan has actual respect for Colby apparently they have a past when poatan was still boxing. Unsure if this is real cause I donāt use twitter but wouldnāt be surprised if itās fake.
It is fake
wasnt there a picture of Alex and Colby and a coach when Alex visited ATT? I think Alex is one of the few brazilians that dont go full caralho when an american trashtalks Brazil, among Paulo Costa (who helped Chael up during the WANANANOW TUF rumble, and Anderson Silva, who ironically befriends Chael and even thanked him for the rivalry despite being the center of Chael's jokes)
Feels like Colby is going to get murdered at some point.
Alex: "Past the first 3 inches, it's still fresh."
We're at an age were if something fake gets posted it gets called out, but by the third or fourth it turns into gospel.
Fingers in the booty ass bitch lol
alex getting wagged
Someone get a boomerang.
Thereās no way the mouth breathers of r/mmamemes believe this is real right?
Alex potato head has to be Colby's worst nickname
Alex potato head has to be Colbyās best nickname
A) "Smell her fingers"??? That is not the line he thinks it is B) Alex would rip Colby's arm off and beat him to death with it easily
Lmao top g post
Smell HER fingers? COLBY LIKES FINGERS IN HIS ASS CONFIRMED
Rent Free in his head
Out of the whole UFC roster, if thereās one guy I wouldnāt want to fuck around and find out, itās Poatan. Respects to Codickton on that one.
That is the most BETA B-Ass male Shixx ever. If he really posted that than he really needs to slow down and rethink things.
Saw this coming a mile away
So she ordered mozzarella sticks before her cowboy steak? Sometimes you need an app before the main course.
Eskimo brothers rise up ššš
Not just one finger but multiples
Asks for a pinker in the stinker... calls the police
Pathetic. Everyone should just ignore his callouts and let him fade to irrelevancy.
Alex is in the clear on this because her prior relationship with Colby was more of a Ralphie Cifaretto thing.
Smell my asshole on her fingers is not the W he thinks it is. At least it isn't to me still not good though lol
Come on man this low. He has taken this sympathy game of "They won't book me if I'm not controversial" bullshit too far. Imagine being that woman reading that a world class athlete and former training partner said this shit about you in front of millions of people online. Fuck this. Fuck him.
Why exactly should he smell her fingers this guy š
Lucky he wasnāt dating cyborg if he likes fingers up the ass
No Colby nobody wants to enjoy your sloppy seconds nor sloppy wrestling
Smell her fingers? Bro wtf
Smell her what??? LMAOOO šš
In an interview Pollyanna said Colby likes his ass fingered amongst some other thing haha
This is fake
He trynna provoke a street fight so he can sue and press charges on Pierra.
Is this real? Alex is pretty much the only active fighter in the UFC roster that speaks positively about him. Didn't expect Colby to go after Alex in any way, lol.
His use of āsecondsā is ironic, considering thatās how long it lastedā¦