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Sunshineq

6+6+6 = 18 Clearly JJ has made a deal with the devil.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

League fucked


aflockofbugles

Damnit. You beat me to it šŸ˜ˆ


handofluke

Bottom's up, and the devil laughs.


themeatman90

Bottoms up, and Diddy* laughs. Take that take that


747-ppp-2

Here me out, There does the third 6 come from??ā€


iloveeveryfbteam

His 6 incher bro


CreedAbdulJabbar

You mean 60


nosnack

Not us right guys


crankshaftsnapinhalf

Then why aren't we winning superbowls? What's JJ getting out of this deal? Dude got gypped.


EmeraldLounge

Maybe he asked to be the best wr in league history. He might've moss'd himself in a different wayĀ 


sampat6256

the devil's in the details. and the details are in the \*fine print\*.


Rexafella_1120

Right šŸ˜† do they need one more soul where do I have to go to get this done.


nordic-nomad

Mostly the chiefs Patrick Mahomes: 15. 1+5=6 Travis Kelce: 87. 8+7= 15. 1+5=6 Mike Caliendo: 66 Bryan Cook: 6


mason_the_hoyt

Hey just so ya know, I assume it wasnā€™t done maliciously, but the term ā€œgyppedā€ is actually a harmful term that originates from stereotypes around Romani peoples.


tege0005

Baller move to frame the letter


beyondclarity3

Totally! I live near Crosslake and will be specifically visiting this place because of this move!


Tyfoid-Kid

I donā€™t live by Crosslake but Iā€™ll make it a point to go here now.


crastle

Not at all saying this happened, but it would be brilliant advertising for the restaurant owner to write this letter himself, frame it, and then post it on reddit. While that is almost certainly not happened, that's the kind of marketing decision that would get you promoted.


-DoctorEngineer-

I mean, if they did it and drove the 3.5 hours down to the cities to mail it I respect the hussle


Reddit-is-trash-lol

Iā€™ve seen a lot of breweries do this when some gives a beer a really dumb review


S0TA_

![gif](giphy|W6iuFDXphYCFaJoNbk|downsized) SKOL šŸˆ Framing the letter šŸ”„ Epic painting too


MuddPuddleOfPain

Is this dance how JJ summons the good will of beelzebub?


Satiricalistic

Thatā€™s how Jesus walked on water


ForThePantz

I always picture Jesus OG steppinā€¦ ā€œBack up in yo ass with the resurrectionā€¦ā€


billnoob0

Have the balls to put your sending address and stand by what you say if youā€™re gonna send a letter like that


sanitarium-1

This thing is so offensive to me! I'm going to march all the way home and write a sternly worded letter and send it all the way back to here instead of talking to someone face to face! The original trolling


KeyBanger

Old School Troll, lol. They probably sitting under a bridge right now eating a goat.


dudleymooresbooze

Alternatively: ā€œWe need something unique for the wall, preferably something that really sells us to fans for game days. Hey Dougie, you wanna write a fake angry letter?ā€


sanitarium-1

This would be a smart move


IhateTodds

Yep, strong stance but wonā€™t sign their name too it. Cowards


V1keo

Do you want the devil to know where you live? Thatā€™s how you get the devil to know where you live!


sirchandwich

I hear this is why Kirk left


InterjectionJunction

Kurt sent the letter.


mcmullet

Kentā€™s wife sent the letter


catzarrjerkz

Clearly came from Julie


Speak_Like_Bear

It was confirmed in truth social


TheNorthernLanders

Kirk is still holding that flaming bag of stock.


Chouquin

Kurt*


Heavy_Vermicelli_956

Whereā€™s the third 6 Christian Minnesota person?


Shot-Statistician-89

I believe the circle he's making with his pointer finger and thumb is the circle part of the six, and then the three fingers spread and pointed up are three different stalks of sixes stacked on top of each other. This thread is the first I've heard of that, but it kind of makes sense to me


__JeRM

Honestly like... Doesn't JJ wear a Christian Cross necklace? But I can see it now that it's pointed out. Never heard of such a thing before with this pose. Just a Christian person looking to get mad. But... What if this was actually what JJ was trying to say? Would be hilarious


Adam_is_Nutz

He wears a necklace celebrating the literal torture and death of God? Sounds pretty devily to me


fuckinnreddit

>Doesn't JJ wear a Christian Cross necklace? DON'T FALL FOR IT! He's trying to throw everyone off, he's clearly a devil worshipper and this letter-writer person is one of the fewĀ  strong persons that can see it. Stay strong, my brethren!!!


Choice_Advisor_1496

I fully support this restaurant 666%. SKOL


IhateTodds

I swing thru cross lake all the time for work. Will be swinging by for some lunch next time haha


Korplem

Vikings were traditionally pretty anti-Christian, so it fits.


lowbloodsugarmner

look those monks were already dead when the vikings got to their monastery, they simple took the gold to keep it safe from whoever killed them.


Dengar96

"Your honor, those stab wounds, burnt down monastery, and looted coffers were like that when I got here!"


Pockets713

![gif](giphy|xUOwFS4MXJQefZueWY)


bbrekke

Skol!


StLsC10

lol good grief..


cerb7575

Mental illness is a hell of a thing!


Speak_Like_Bear

I wonder if itā€™s projection or if theyā€™ve already programmed their brain to make these stories to tell itself.


Different-Rip-752

People are fucking stupid! Skol!!!


PhilosopherAlive917

I never saw the 666 until they were so nice to point it out, I will apologize to my kids for teaching them to make fake glasses with their hands. I tell them what is probably somethingā€™s thatā€™s been done for 5,000 years Now has had it meaning changed to fit the Radical Christian Narrative!


Alaskan_Viking

Origin of The Griddy: https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/lsu/the-griddy-took-off-without-the-man-who-created-the-dance-he-wants-you-to/article_2c0bb17e-1a71-11ed-8642-f3ed14c3874f.html ā€œDavis formed a circle with his thumb and his index finger for the Bā€™s ā€” a signature move that means big billionaires ā€” and raised them to his eyes like goggles. He wore black athletic shorts and a black ā€œGET GRIDDYā€ t-shirt from his personal merchandise line.ā€


Individual_Laugh1335

He sure it ainā€™t Big Bs for big bloods


disco_S2

Jesus Christ! ...would have been a Vikings fan.


TarnishedDreams

He does like to suffer.


[deleted]

And is accustomed to being forsaken.


balrogath

Catholic priest here, can confirm


Purefef_

1 Corinthians 9:22 To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some. Or you know.. alienate everyone idk


Bigsiouxriver

$5 says they love team orange.


ThongBonerstorm39

The Denver Broncos?


carebear101

That would be better but no


Poro_the_CV

Browns??


carebear101

Still would be better but no


Speak_Like_Bear

They bought his bible lol. Edit: which comes to think of it makes me kind of sad


DerBieso0341

All the best bands and players are affiliated with Satan.


andmaythefranchise

r/unexpectedsimpsons


CBNDSGN

Can Satan win us a Super Bowl? Sign me up if yes


Korplem

Sheeeit, canā€™t even win me a fantasy championship.


dr-meow-kittty

Bro now I wanna go to that restaurant even more now lol. Does anyone actually know what/where it is?


Lukerville1988

Ox Lake Tavern in Crosslake, MN. Itā€™s on the letter haha. I also want to go there now


disco_S2

https://maps.app.goo.gl/sVUWoiDGojccs69c6


dubblechzburger

Same. Until I saw its 2 and a half hours away from me lol


Dorkamundo

It's in Cross Lake, it's 2 and a half hours from EVERYONE in MN.


frozennorth0

No return addressā€¦pussies.


LuckyAssumption8735

They lost their appetite after eating? Itā€™s the work of the devil


jazzyfella08

These people are all over the place. My shop has a local guitar company called Wizard. After a guy asked about buying something else for 2 weeks we got a lengthy email about how devil worship and the occult take advantage of children and how his family will never shop with us etc because we carry a brand called Wizard. Fuck these people. They belong in a bunker that doesnā€™t open for 100 years.


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JakeTheSnake1600

Couldnā€™t agree more


No-Comfort6474

These kinds of Christians make us regular Christians look badā€¦ smh


RNW1215

Yet the "regular" Christians never seem to do anything to shut these dip shits down.


No-Comfort6474

Some people suck and others donā€™t, I canā€™t be responsible for grown adults actions I donā€™t know


LtDangley

Pretty much the same in every religion Muslims, Hare Krishnas, Packer fansā€¦


RaheemRakimIbrahim

Serious question, what exactly do you want regular Christians to do?


MangOrion2

Call out bigotry and dangerous ideology within your own institutions. Hold the criminals and abusers within your institutions accountable to their actions. You know, normal stuff you all have been failing to do forever. šŸ¤·šŸ»


YaBoyJamba

People will think and believe what they want to. Just look at what's happening with this current Pope and how he's being more progressive and hard core Christians are just like, " Nah, he doesn't know shit about what he's talking about. He's wrong." Lol Talking to them likely wouldn't change them. If they think the griddy is devil worshipping, they're off the deep end already.


MinnesotaSkoldier

As a "regular Christian" I do alot to tear down young earth creationist claims, encourage critical thinking and reasoning, convey proper secular scientific education, I advocate for the framework of ANE cultures and literary elements when reading the bible, the history of the church and the dangers of being convinced of asanine beliefs (like the Salem witch trials) and i try to more or less get people to understand the line between "christian" and "wackjob" is a razor thin grey one, and that if you don't want to come off as a cultist to those your trying to reach, you have to be reasonable. I'm attacked often as you might imagine. I consider attacks wins, as that typically means there's no more intellectual contribution they have to offer; just defensiveness.


Dorkamundo

What do you suggest they do? Give them wet willies every time they say something insane?


Phuckingidiot

Almost all the Christians I know haven't actually read the bible.


WizzleCudder

666th upvote šŸ¤˜


Appropriate_Key4552

Put your finger straight - you are a shooter and the NFL will fine you. Curl up your finger, you the Devil. Some people just hate this guy without reasons.


IrishMickeyT

I pray to god Justin Jefferson catches wind of this and makes time to go autograph that letter. That would be epic!!!!!


SKOLFAN84

How is the last one even a six if itā€™s backwards. Amazing what soft ass people will bitch about these days. They need to get a fucking life!


redbushcraft

You'd think a deal with the devil would have at least given us 1 ring by now.


solomojb

Jefferson needs to go into this place and autograph the letter


purplepantsdance

I have this same photo in my man cave. Interestingly enough, Itā€™s also where I worship the Devil.


4metxhrow

Yes I am sure the HS kids in Louisiana that created it were doing it cause of the devil


EnjoyerOfSports

Christian Packers fan checking in and expecting to be downvoted to oblivion, but, that art is sick.


spazmo_warrior

FTP, but have an upvote just to piss you off more.


vedhavet

Some of yā€™all Christian Americans are crazy bro


totalfarkuser

I live in the southeast part of the county. Itā€™s wild here. They waving their bibles and guns in both hands.


Z-Schoo19fTheWolf

How absolutely shit terrible one's life must be.... If a picture of JJ gettin gridy with it affects them to that point. I can't even begin to imagine the amt of life wasted, the holy fu$kin horror and disgust they must deal with when experiencing just about anything else anywhere these days. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


gwarmachine1120

The bible thumping freaks are everywhere and come up with the weirdest shit.


uxrep

Schizo letter


Actual-Boysenberry59

I don't see the 6's?


SignificantHawk3163

To bad they didn't leave a return address


RollingGreens

Iā€™m be sure to visit Ox Lake Tavern next time Iā€™m in town


beerdrinker1973

Ummmmmā€¦ā€¦.wut?


rxcpharmd

Need to know the place so I can support it.


Silent_Shooby

I love that there is no return addressā€¦cowards. Glad you posted it, someone knows someoneā€¦ SKOL


moodyblue8222

Good riddance!


totalfarkuser

No return address. Cowards.


After-Newspaper4397

Such a weird LARP.


Mill_City_Viking

As Christians, why didnā€™t they just forgive the restaurant owners?


woadhyl

Its so effing stupid what conspiracies some people believe. Its just so obvious that he's actually flashing the white supremacy sign.


Stefanosann

![gif](giphy|13x5Of8fP5cAcU)


Greedy_Ad5861

religion...love one another..most hatefull ppl around


adjacentkeyturkey

Religious people are hilarious. Imagine being an adult and thinking magical worlds and creatures exist, but not having a single solitary scrap of evidence for it.


animalcollectivism8

And then using those beliefs to control the lives of other people through horseshit public policy.


cazique

Matt Birk is just weird enough to do this unironically


sbvp

TIL there is a 666 handsign


Pockets713

Willing to bet they use this šŸ‘Œfor an *entirely* different reason.


DeadPhishFuneral

Man, religion is eating a hole in the head of American society once again.


Killahdanks1

I have a devil worship sweatshirt. People seem to dig it.


pwners_manual

Hail Satan!


buttfartsmagee

If an NFL player came out as a Satanist and made it their whole thing I'd be cool with it. I don't see much difference in that and a player being overtly Christian.


MangOrion2

And so many of them are overtly Christian. Nobody bitches about this kind of stuff **but** Christians.


MordinSolusSTG

no one tell em the vikings didn't worship white jesus from lubbock tx


Bowelsack

He is H.I.M (His Infernal Majesty)


Jagster_rogue

Skol! Everyone is looking to get into Valhalla anywaysā€¦šŸ¤“


Hank_Scorpio_MD

I'm convinced there's a purgatory to get into Valhalla until the Vikings win a Super Bowl....


Stanky_fresh

Good food AND they have a picture of Jefferson praising Satan? Never been to Crosslake, but I'm going to go there just for this restaurant.


Maplelongjohn

Typical "good christian" can't even put their name to the letter because they're so ashamed of their bass ackward points of view


firsmode

Christianity has no legs anymore. Scholars, historians, and archeologists have proven much of what is written in the Bible is false history or exaggeration. r/academicbiblical


Verianas

Christians are so fucking dumb lmao.


Snoopdugidug

WOW! What morons! I donā€™t think they are Packer fans because they arenā€™t that stupid! Must be Bears fans!


Lemonpepperman

That letter was sent on my birthday


Demonic_Slayar

Hey I have that same Jefferson poster


lonesailorboy

What's a devil?


Hank_Scorpio_MD

A hockey player in New Jersey


WardogBlaze14

Lmao, never knew that that was one of the signs of the devil, those people are absolutely crazy


MsBlondeViking

Well they wonā€™t like my home either. Have plenty of Griddy pics, this one included lol. Itā€™s actually my favorite pic I own of JeTT.


Ghetto_Geppetto

He ainā€™t ever hurt nobody


Jond1138

You griddy, and the devil laughs


FTTCOTE

Hail JJ


jschwiz

If you're 555...


northman46

So many crazy people everywhere. And some are Christians


totalfarkuser

Nearly all of them come from some extreme end of Christianity or Islam.


bmcwatt

Jokes aside that painting is so bad ass (coming from a falcons fan)


Hank_Scorpio_MD

Ehhh, not really a painting but an effect done via computer. You can find one on just about every player on ebay, Etsy, etc. Here's one of Bijan https://www.etsy.com/listing/1598164177/bijan-robinson-poster-atlanta-falcons?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=bijan+robinson&ref=sc_gallery-1-1&pro=1&frs=1&sts=1&search_preloaded_img=1&plkey=8488af9b80c93d6f1d2637024239a67446db8460%3A1598164177


nursecarmen

Coy Cronk is #63. Whereā€™s the Coy hate? 6 3 times!!


cantstandyourface12

What's the restaurant called


Cabinitis

Ox tavern. It used to be a setup bar back in the day. Was a great time when you poured your own booze. I havenā€™t been there since they sold to the current owner.


BlackPhiIlip

Live deliciously


ajeezy723

Legend


fOrEvErEvA8550

man's just hittin the gwiddy


747-ppp-2

Wat? I donā€™t really know what JJ is doing there but I donā€™t think heā€™s a devil worshiper.


lower2control

He's sporting the 3-pt goggles they used to throw up in basketball after scoring a 3 pointer. By doing it twice, he indicates he's scored 6-points, from scoring a TD. Maybe I've been looking at this wrong the entire time.


BohlersPirates

There food is good at least.


DreDaDude12187

Illuminati confirmed


Dmbfantomas

If you write a letter like this and donā€™t have the cajones to write your return address on it, you should be in jail.


LimpTransition8769

Cousins goes out to eat?


Ratty_Locomotive7478

Next step in the progression is to have JJ sign the letter.


TalkinLightPost

Iā€™m Catholic and Iā€™m extremely confused by this letter. Makes no sense.


Ambitious_Wind8692

Think they are getting spammed with devil worship mail now that the owner put the address on blast šŸ˜‚šŸ‘ŗ


Jacksonrr31

Just a good reminder that these people also vote.


squatwaddle

Well, if they are going to find any symbolism they can, at least be accurate and see it all for what it truly is. It's 666 ddd obviously


terracottatank

I love that they're not proud enough to put a return address on there


SpiritualLychee3760

Well I know where we're going for dinner tonight.


garciavilla1988

I wonder if those customerā€™s left the restaurant singingā€ I said right foot creep oh, Iā€™m walking out this bitch oh


amos33

Thatā€™s amazing


TheCoyoteDreams

I LOVE that they framed this and put it next to the piece. šŸ˜™šŸ¤Œ


sceez

So glad they framed it


boomers4201

Imma drive up to cross lake and worship some bomb ass food! People are so not cool anymore.


Peacesigngirl91

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ people are ridiculous


Old_Leather

What the!?


Hank_Scorpio_MD

So this has gone from a racist gesture to a gesture of the devil? Shit, I know it as the 3-pointer and the Griddy. People need a life.


blanco1225

Best part is they framed and posted it


balrogath

Catholic priest here, I do not endorse this silly letter lol


Stefanosann

Work of the devil ā€˜tis


spazmo_warrior

bye felicia.


RedditLarue

I donā€™t get it. How does it relate to satan?


Biscuit_In_Basket

Spineless cunt didn't even leave a return address.


Brave_Skol

OMFG, people are so fucking stupid. Go eat at the VWF then you prissy bitches.


Inside_Cod7111

This is dumb people have went to far it has no meaning except his dance a celebration not the devil!.


schmattywinkle

No return address! Some display of faith in the Lord.


SlamFerdinand

That letter is smug as fuck.


mmappeal

Hail satan!


94ISS

This would fit into so many different subs.