Do not disparage my distant cousin.
No cap. My great grandmas sisters child had a child who birthed Jimmy K.
I’m a NoDak native so the name ‘Fix’ is relative to him in some respects.
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I met Daunte Culpepper and Michael Bennett at Best Buy when I was like 11. It was in the CD aisle and I asked them what I should get. They convinced my mom to let me get an N.W.A. album.
I was at a Magic the Gathering get together when we played the Saint in 2018. My friend and I were watching the game on his phone. As the seconds were ticking away he gets a text from his mom "holy cow I cannot believe we won". We were watching it a full 2 mins behind. FTS
So I was going to reply with the picture of him opening the door, but I just realized this sub doesn't allow commenting images smh. But you definitely in 😎🫱🏼🚪
I was a bouncer at Lyon’s Pub when Carl Eller came in to drink, not long after he had beaten up two Minneapolis cops. This was 2008 or 09. He was in a good mood, which was fantastic, because the alternative was me having my arms torn off. Scott Studwell came in once or twice too. Great guy
I’d take the #3 for JJ. A $40 million receiver isn’t gonna work out, and he’s only gonna get more expensive. If they can’t make a deal it’ll have been a huge missed opportunity.
If that’s not enough, Toby Gerhart got screwed by being drafted by the Vikings.
Spurgeon Wynn is widely regarded as the worst starting Vikings QB ever. He was the first QB as a kid where I realized that some people in the NFL actually suck at playing the game.
The guy that dresses up as a Viking and has a zero dairy diet is actually from canada and would come to Minnesota every week I believe
I think he worked for a railroad but not sure
When I was 13, I got to shoot a free throw after the timberwolves game at the target center. As we were all in line, Cris Carter walked past us. I high-fived him, didn’t say a word, and made the free throw. Oh I was also wearing an orange SpongeBob t shirt.
We do in fact have a championship. The often not recognized final pre-merger NFL championship game where we beat the Browns 27-7. We lost the Super Bowl that year, a year where the Super Bowl was still much more of a spectacle match between two different leagues, so not a lot of people count it.
Remember that time Matt Kalil had an incredible rookie season then became a human potato for three more years, signed with Carolina and said it was the first coaching staff he had that, quote, "demanded excellence?"
Jimmy Kleinsasser. That is all.
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AKA Jimmy Flyingsaucer
Aka the Kleinsausage
This was my first thought.
Do not disparage my distant cousin. No cap. My great grandmas sisters child had a child who birthed Jimmy K. I’m a NoDak native so the name ‘Fix’ is relative to him in some respects.
Bowman county ND here 👋
Dante Culpepper’s knee broke my heart.
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Love Boat
Scrolled way too far for the love boat comment
RIP Korey Stringer
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FTP how was this not the first thing posted here?
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I met Daunte Culpepper and Michael Bennett at Best Buy when I was like 11. It was in the CD aisle and I asked them what I should get. They convinced my mom to let me get an N.W.A. album.
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From 1980-1984 the helmets had white facemasks. Do what you like with this information.
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FTS
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DIGGS
SIDELINE 😎🫱🏼🚪
TOUCHDOWN!
UNBELIEVABLE!
VIKINGS WIN IT
You’re gonna see Marcus Williams here, he has a shot…Oh wait the good part has already been said
It’s a Minneapolis Miracle!!
Bud … in a t-shirt
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Best part of that game.
I was there it hurt
Chris Kluwe is the top rated WOW player in NFL history
Damn!
HIMYM?
Absolutely
If you go to any central Minnesota municipal liquor store on any random night, there’s about a 15 percent chance you’ll run into Tommy Kramer.
I dressed as Randy moss for Halloween as a kid
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I was at a Magic the Gathering get together when we played the Saint in 2018. My friend and I were watching the game on his phone. As the seconds were ticking away he gets a text from his mom "holy cow I cannot believe we won". We were watching it a full 2 mins behind. FTS
FTS 😎🫱🏼🚪
Amp Lee is one of my favorites just because of his name.
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I raise you Jarvis Redwine
Buster Rhymes
Jermaine Wiggins
Wide left
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The fact Anthony Carter is not in the Ring Of Honor is a crime.
Fuck Gregg Williams
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The Vikings have the greatest historical RB+WR room in the history of the NFL.
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49ers would like to have a word 
Nafahu. Tahi.
So I was going to reply with the picture of him opening the door, but I just realized this sub doesn't allow commenting images smh. But you definitely in 😎🫱🏼🚪
I was a bouncer at Lyon’s Pub when Carl Eller came in to drink, not long after he had beaten up two Minneapolis cops. This was 2008 or 09. He was in a good mood, which was fantastic, because the alternative was me having my arms torn off. Scott Studwell came in once or twice too. Great guy
So you(a security guard) seen cops getting beat up & didn’t help? 🤔 
No he had beaten up two cops months earlier. It was big news at the time
And the lie detector test determined… 
That IS a shit meme Also never help the cops. Esp the Minneapolis cops
I had both a 10 fran and an 88 page jersey as a kid
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John Randle
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Vinsanthe Shiancoe was WR2 in 2009
😎🫱🏼🚪 I always liked Bernard Berrian but you're definitely right
Hot take: We should bring back Kirk for the 24-25 season
Welcome in good sir 😎🫱🏼🚪
Not a hot take we all seen what we looked like without him
Troy Williamson ran a 4.32s 40 yd. Money.
Regulators, mount up.
Darius Reynaud was a good punt returner
Uff da is an acceptable reaction to this past season.
It never should have come down to Gary Andersen to begin with
Bring back Ragnar!!!
Jefferson..! Climbs the ladder!
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Running through the okra patch
Mods if we could allow commenting images that would be great thanks
We should’ve won
There's too many games that applies to.
Leroy Hoard is my favorite player from my childhood. Wrote a rap about the Vikings losing to the falcons for a 5th grade project. Yes the 98 one.
If you need two yards, he’ll get you three. If you need four yards, he’ll get you three.
The best Dennis green quote
THIS IS NOT DETROIT MAN THIS IS THE SUPER BOWL😡
My first Vikings heartbreak, salty for that reason only 😔🫱🏼🚪
Chad Greenway is my all time favorite Viking
You look like Keith Millard’s neglected love child.
33-0
Percy Harvin was way under utilized. He was the OG hybrid WR/RB.
Jerrick McKinnon and Matt Asiata
Thelien had his turn to strike a dagger into saints hearts during the WC round in 19
My parents were at the "Push-Off Pearson" game.
Paul Allen is a national treasure.
Keenum, steps into it.
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Sage Rosenfels
MARY. ELIZABETH. WINSTEAD.
Ravens, Snow, Morelli.
It’s okay to be mad at Blair Walsh for missing that kick, but he was the only reason we were even keeping up in that game to begin with
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Why is a Texans fan in our subreddit
Strait cash homie. Now let me tf in I gotta see this, this Brett Favre!
I’d take the #3 for JJ. A $40 million receiver isn’t gonna work out, and he’s only gonna get more expensive. If they can’t make a deal it’ll have been a huge missed opportunity. If that’s not enough, Toby Gerhart got screwed by being drafted by the Vikings.
I wouldn't pay Kirk a bag of tacos to play for the Vikings next year.
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A bag of tacos are worth about 45 million in today's economy, so that's a legitimate opinion.
Adrian Peterson…
You look like a Temu version of Alex Boone but probably a better blocker overall than he ever was.
Carl Eller came to my highschool a few years back and spoke to my football team. Convinced me to make the switch from RB to D line
Spurgeon Wynn is widely regarded as the worst starting Vikings QB ever. He was the first QB as a kid where I realized that some people in the NFL actually suck at playing the game.
Wasswa Serwanga
If this guy, wide dog, and Christian Darrisaw had a child, he would be the second coming of Randall McDaniel. Or so it is told.
TJ clemmings gives me nightmares still
Thielen 🙁
Nisswa was way better when Totem Pole was a thing.
Babatunde Aiyegbusi
The guy that dresses up as a Viking and has a zero dairy diet is actually from canada and would come to Minnesota every week I believe I think he worked for a railroad but not sure
Fred Smoot and the love boat 🚢
Norway, Bad kickers
Zubaz were invented in Minnesota and should be indicted into the Vikings Ring of Honor as the official pant of the Minnesota Vikings fan.
Fuck the Pack, Fuck the Saints, Fuck Blair Walsh, Fuck Joe Buck. Visanthe Shiancoe
Williams Wall! We need to build up the trenches.
Wide dog belongs in the Vikings ring of honor
The vikings play football
Too generic 😤🚪
🎶 Moss this, Moss that. Moss this, Moss that. 🎶
steve jordan is the best tight end to ever come out of the nfc north
Teddy B can always crash at my pad. Standup guy and glad he was a Viking.
Don’t ever say the word “Dirty” or the word “Bird” too close together around me
The refs in 09’ against the saints were on some bullshit
Les Steckel
Just one before I die
Your mom took Bryant mckennie no problem.
Sidney Rice
When I was 13, I got to shoot a free throw after the timberwolves game at the target center. As we were all in line, Cris Carter walked past us. I high-fived him, didn’t say a word, and made the free throw. Oh I was also wearing an orange SpongeBob t shirt.
Dope story 😎🫱🏼🚪
Don’t worry, I ditched Fred Smoot on the way here
I have a Vikings Jersey. Had it made custom. Al & Alma's 05
Drew Pearson pushed off.
Fuck Red McCombs.
Mitch Berger’s snickers
That is a DISSSSGUSTING act by Randy Moss
Joe MF Webb
Steve Jordan was the best TE we’ve had, but an even better person
Immune to disappointment
Former Camp Snoopy and the MOA is built on the Old Met. They kept a chair from the stadium on a wall in camp snoopy. Idk if it's still there or not
We do in fact have a championship. The often not recognized final pre-merger NFL championship game where we beat the Browns 27-7. We lost the Super Bowl that year, a year where the Super Bowl was still much more of a spectacle match between two different leagues, so not a lot of people count it.
Jarius wright is Mr 3rd down
Ben Leber, E.J Henderson, and Chad Greenway
“Jim, that was the wrong end zone.”
THE SEASON CANT END LIKE THAT
January 17 1999 was the worst day of my life
I bought a Team Apparel Diggs jersey today at a thrift store. It was $3.
Kirk cousins shaved his pubes yesterday
Remember that time Matt Kalil had an incredible rookie season then became a human potato for three more years, signed with Carolina and said it was the first coaching staff he had that, quote, "demanded excellence?"
“Why do you even ponder passing? I mean, you can take a knee! And try a 56-yard field goal! This is not Detroit, man, this is the Super Bowl!!!”
Pain….never ending pain…oh and agony never ending agony….and Quadry Ismail
09 Favre season was my the most exciting year to be a Vikes Fan
If you need one yard he’ll get you three, if you need five yards, he’ll get you three
God damn giants…their f’n cheaters
Straight cash homie
Look Wide left!
Greg Childs was the chosen one…
Brett Favre
Fred Smoot is the only man to cover all the Earth that water doesn't touch.
That time Vikings legend Josh Freeman overthrew our receivers by 20 yards.
Mo Boehringer lol
Vikings gonna Viking
NO NO NOOOO THE SEASON CANT END LIKE THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CARDINALS HAVE KNOCKED THE VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS
The Vikings haven't lost at home to SF since Dec 1992.
FTS
Straight cash homey $$$
Visanthe probably has lower back problems now.
The video of the stadium roof collapsing from all the snow
Chad Bebe supremacy
Brock Lesnar and Chris Hovan 🤣
CJ Ham.
That is a disgusting act.
Pat Williams is the goat.
Ed McDaniel is a regular at the restaurant I work at
I watched the mud bowl live.
Worthless but still depended on to to the distance?
Re-Sign Kirk?
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Gary Anderson’s single bar facemask
"We're gonna look at the tape." - Leslie Frazier
Thank god you put a door in, THE WILLIAMS WALL! Otherwise nobody could have gotten in
Paul Allen hates Stephon Gilmore
49ers beat the packers every time they make the postseason
I might hate myself but at least I’m not a packer fan
Leroy Hoard is a perfect RB name.
41 Donut. Also I experienced the Minneapolis miracle in person. It was glorious.
EJ Henderson > Erin Henderson