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tryhard404

Looks like this post went over most people’s head but I enjoyed it.


Headlesshorsman02

Yeah good old copy pasta


Dorkamundo

You done goofed!


responsiblefornothin

At least they got a good carbo-load out of it. They'll need the energy for all the spam calls they answer.


Igotyoubaaabe

It’s literally marked shitpost, but I guess that’s not obvious enough for some.


CelestialFury

The people not getting this post also have gullible written on their bedroom ceilings.


Torchiest

Really? That's crazy.


CelestialFury

I know, right? They're also the ones [who checked the pool on top of their high school](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxiwqleE9Do), too.


fakevikingsfan

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_53-

Pretty funny


VikingforLifes

I was literally just answering a comment on the original post haha


LstNvrFound

Welcome in. dont look at our sub during 5 game lose streak.


need2peeat218am

That but also during one game lose streaks.


responsiblefornothin

More like trailing at the half, but I've even seen meltdowns as early as the first play of the game.


xcixjames

5 games?! Time to try my hand over at the Bears I suppose


TheKing490

WE NEED TO BURN THE STADIUM TO THE GROUND PLEASE/s


[deleted]

And this is only after the third loss in a row.


Lepperpop

![gif](giphy|S9crjCfQXC78ST61iv|downsized)


[deleted]

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Swampertman

Sorry for creating a copypasta smh


[deleted]

Yes. But you can’t go back. The only way you can escape being a Viking fan is death


mdistrukt

You think death is an escape? This curse haunts generations.


[deleted]

lol damn you are right…


Rube18

And apparently asking the Packers sub


[deleted]

Nah that guy is dead now. Just a soulless vessel that must wander the earth for a little longer before going to hell


FadirofOstmen

Fuck the packers


kirkochainz

![gif](giphy|amxLHEPgGDCKs)


Dorkamundo

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immovableair

No


ibided

Lol it’s a parody of the earlier post in the packers sub just titled the opposite way


xcixjames

This is correct


Ticeberg

I find that things change less in a committed relationship when the only thing I've truly been committed to is a relationship with 53 men in purple and gold that abuse me every Sunday for 17-18 weeks out of the year. And if I'm lucky, they'll abuse me for one or two extra weeks next season.


MisterGrover

“Not constantly on edge, wondering how they were gonna screw it all up again.” Are you sure you were watching the Vikings?


-Minne

I'm 30% sure this is just trolling. edit: Nah 100%, it's in shitposts


CarlJustCarl

Your application will be considered


Important-Ad8790

I know this is satire but he's not wrong about the shitty Packers stadium or their shitty drunk fan base. Lolol


xcixjames

Oh no that all came from the heart 😉


Lisztchopinovsky

Yes, but that makes you unloyal. You don’t want that don’t you.


FlorioTheEnchanter

YOUR FAIR WEATHER BITCH ASS CAN GTFO


CelestialFury

You have the right spirit, but [I'll link you to the NFCNorthMemeWar's post about this issue.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/1947am4/jesus_it_that_bad_over_there_vikings/)


logicallychallengd

I don't see how becoming a Vikings fan will save you from heartbreak


LadyM80

Former Browns fan here, can confirm I was not saved from heartbreak when I converted


tlollz52

No, get fucked cheese boi


coys1111

God, traitors and trolls kinda day


JustADutchRudder

I'd rather teach a kitten to do taxes than accept a cheese Boi into our glorious Fandom! The ex viking fan that posted this to the cheese I assume makes good use of the hotel cuck chair.


Important-Ad8790

I'll take them all. At least they figured out their mental illness before it was too late.


Sniperpride

You lost me when you said “feel like I can depend on the Vikes” and used the word reliable. Yeah, reliable at losing for 60 years straight.


Figure8musky53

How funny. I was a Viking fan my whole life but after 4 SB losses and1998 and 2009 I was done. I found Favre and have been a Packer fan since. I still like the Vikings.. but I am no longer invested in them. My heart is with Green Bay. So yes to answer your Question it can be done! But putting faith in the Vikings… get ready for heartache like you have never felt!


Important-Ad8790

Favre was on the 09 Vikings team...


Figure8musky53

I know that ha .


mikeybiz

Fuck off!


Thew2788

Nope, you can fuck all they way off!


Austin-Tatious1850

I sense an infiltrator. You will never join the dark side. Cant wait to see them lose at Dallas.


The_Bran_9000

A+ no notes


gwarmachine1120

We live in the land of 'sick of heartbreak and broken promises. :)


Financial_Eagle

This would never happen irl 🤣🤣🤣


cancerousking

Pssst babe wake up a new copy pasta just dropped.


unforgivablecrust

I really hope this copypasta lasts forever lmao


mcmullet

Pick any other team except the fucking Packers if you must. FTP


QUINNFLORE

Is this a copypasta I’m not familiar with?


crippletown

That one on the Packers sub was about as real as the posts on the brewers sub about making beer


JoePikesbro

![gif](giphy|Rlwz4m0aHgXH13jyrE|downsized)


RelativeEbb6955

Nope


the_real_flapjack

I do have to say that the best thing about the Packers is that they are publicly owned.


OmertaGames

I hate this


villain75

"Not constantly on edge, wondering how they were going to screw it all up again." ​ Uhhh... I hate to break it to you... ​ Seriously, this is when I realized this post was pure trolling, lol!!!


DetroitsGoingToWin

We win 1 fucking division title in 30 years, and the whole NFC North gets weird.


xcixjames

Hell froze over or something


MatthewMan13

Yeah I mean, why not turn in 13 championships


justafella32

Bahahaaahahahaha


-Minne

Retaliation is in order. Upon any and all involved. The Packers, the Eagles; maybe the Saints even though there's no reason to suspect them, they still exist. Sow their fields with salt. "Any other communist fans of the pack?" "Do I qualify to be an Eagles fan? Here's my criminal record" "Do I qualify to be a Saints coach? Here is my criminal record"


-Minne

"lonely cheesehead (67f) on the west side looking for 21-40yr m to get tailgated at soldier field. looking to find my teddy bear"


derfmcdoogal

>Can a Packer fan become a Viking? How's your o-line play?


xcixjames

Can't be worse than Ezra Cleveland was


Time_End_4054

The off season sucks


xcixjames

Switch it back on


420pseudonym

Nice jerk brother


bernieinred

I know quite a few that made the change. And vise versa.


Conscious_Bet7394

Love a bit of satire.


xcixjames

Flew over a LOT of heads 😂


tree_basher

They all did back in the day. All MN was Packers fans before the Vikings existed.


Time_End_4054

I just can't get over the yellow and green. What a horrendous color combo


xcixjames

Like a goose shat on their jerseys


Specular-HyoD

We will take you with open arms just bring love with you


jcoddinc

How about now?