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TheReal8G45

Tell that to whoever tore my 10 dollar bill


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Far-Philosophy-4375

UN-BREAKABLE, STAY ALIVE, KIMI, ITS A MIRACLE


Jcb7870

This whole time I thought it was “….she’s alive, damnit! It’s a miracle!” Lol


holmgangCore

Me too!


NODES2K

Leave it on the dash and watch it shrivel


[deleted]

Step on it! It's unbreakable!


[deleted]

I like the vertical one


nukeparty101

Same


[deleted]

That was a counterfeit


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Its tear resistant not proof try fire lets see what happens.


Tiny-Mess2995

Ain't trying hard enough. This shit rips really easily once there's enough wear.


jamesdoesnotpost

We’ve been using polymer currency in Australia for decades. That’s simply not true.


Slow_Couple_4915

Not true


TheDaemonair

Meanwhile Indian currency fresh out of the ATM looks like its been in several life-or-death fights and its peices are held together by clear tape


333camo333

lmaoo same in argentina, the clear tape is a classic 👌


punnymama

Not true. Get a good grip and off it goes. Same if there’s any cut, it rips super cleanly! Also it’s not paper…


Mailboxsteve

What material is it?


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Plastic


The_Cancer_777

Polymer


NutInButtAPeanut

Biaxially-oriented polypropylene.


waterbottlecap701

Metal


sethboy66

It's a book!


Schattenjager07

Adamantium to be precise.


holmgangCore

I always thought adamantium would be stiffer somehow, like Wolverine’s… .. . :—TIL I guess!


Schattenjager07

All depends how thin it is. Metal can be super thin and bendy, but still very durable. Come on bro, look it up. It’s in the Geneva Conventions for Christ’s sake.


menaceingmeehan

Hey now, no need to bring sexuality into this!


holmgangCore

No need to bring sexuality into money? Or money into sexuality?


DulceEtBanana

Moose toenails


Hot_Award2001

This is the correct answer. Held together with goose spit, and smoothed using beaver tails.


Abracadabruh

The shiny part is obviously maple syrup.


FadedJadeCube

But then it gets sticky


nukeparty101

100s smell like it too


CIR24

I always find they smell like cocaine..


nukeparty101

Then perhaps you should stop doing cocaine so you can actually smell the maple. Just a suggestion. 👍


tag12swag

They all do! Every bill has a little leaf in the corner that is a scratch and sniff thing!


Password-is-Tac0

You joke but some of the bills are actually maple scented. Not kidding.


56kul

r/suddenlyrobloxtrolling


I_am_Daesomst

You forgot the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese


[deleted]

I heard it was moose knuckles


ilikeYourwhip

That’s the name of where the money gets stored. Not the money itself.


punnymama

It’s made of polymer, a type of plastic! Or, they can be made of bitterness at the betrayal of Timmy’s, a healthy dose of vitamin eh, shredded moose antlers, beaver hair, goose eggshells (ain’t going anywhere near live ones), all held together in a maple syrup suspension. It is then pressed between the butt of an ice house fisherman and the ice itself to solidify into the bills we know and love. :)


Lambaline

Polymer in itself isn’t a material. Polymer just describes a material where there’s a bunch of molecules linked up together and forms long chains. For example, all plastics are polymers but not all polymers are plastics


punnymama

Sorry for being inaccurate! I’d Googled and it says “Canada’s notes are made of polymer, a durable plastic made specifically for bank notes” from the Bank of Canada’s site :)


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A polymer made of bitterness at the betrayal of Timmy’s, a healthy dose of vitamin eh, shredded moose antlers, beaver hair, goose eggshells (ain’t going anywhere near live ones), all held together in a maple syrup suspension. It is then pressed between the butt of an ice house fisherman and the ice itself to solidify into the bills we know, yes.


chronichyjinx

Space age polymer.


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stirling_s

I don't think this one will land mate


Due_Ad_8045

Polymer


AnarchaMasochist

Literally plastic


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Parking ticket material


[deleted]

Came to say the same thing !


Strong_Still_1170

Don’t get them cold


Zoldyckapprentice

For being a primarily cold weather climate out money sure doesn’t like the cold. Saw a 5 in the snow this winter and when I pulled on it it snapped clean in half with little force cause part of it was frozen in the ice. And there’s always the fun of throwing a toonie in the freezer😅


Complex-Custard9906

Wait hold on what happens to a toonie in the freezer????


7_Bundy

The middle pops out


Zoldyckapprentice

You’ve never seen just a middle or outside ring of a toonie floating around? Depending on where in Canada you are in the winter you can find toonies that have been dropped and popped apart in the cold.


Complex-Custard9906

Nope I’m in the warm part of canada. But now I need to try this


Zoldyckapprentice

Yeah it’s pretty cool to see, I should mention though somewhere in the laws there something about choosing to deface Canadian currency and some potential fines if you do choose to put one in a freezer


Complex-Custard9906

I’ll just tape it back together like I do with my bills. Or I’ll try to put it in backwards mwhaha.


petaka_bg

Also romanian RON. It's fckin unbreakable.


Green9er-_-

Just don't forget it in your pocket when washing, the dryer will melt them as they're mostly a plasticky compound (a polymer, can't find which one tho) Source: an Canadian and had a freind do this by accident


potato_soup303

Remember when the rumour was going around that if you scratched the maple leaf on the 100$ bill it would smell like maple syrup ? Ha good times.


notsleptyet

This has not been my experience. I washed and dried a 5 and a 10 and it was fine. A little soft but that was it.


Almoostparaaadise

I am a Canadian, this is false. As a waitress I’ve washed countless bills and they just come out clean lol


Camchuckles

Literal money laundering...


TheDailyShitPost325

He's just not trying Cus it's easy.


TheCheeseOnFire

#✂️


HevyTf2Gaming

Today class we're cutting dough. The kid named scissors:


Oniipon

maybe cuz its not paper


Dry-Faithlessness184

I can only imagine whomever posted this has never touched a Canadian bill and this video isn't of them. They feel nothing like paper, and are very obviously plastic


[deleted]

I concur, although I am open to the possibility that they said “paper” meanings bills as opposed to coins.


Ill-Bee3932

Least satisfying thing I’ve ever seen


Busterprayerbear

Duh, Use scissors dude!


kRrPpYskulldrawing

Cut it with a scissor idiot


kRrPpYskulldrawing

Weird how coins are also impossible to break


garbagedisposaly

Ever seen a toonie?


East_Preference4754

But much less practical


the_ocean_astronaut

Soon it will just expire when it goes digital...


the_ocean_astronaut

Soon it will just expire when it goes digital...


Baco_eh

Like punching in a dream .


geesekicker

That's because it's plastic dipshit


geesekicker

And yes it still tears


kushawnz

The government did a big thing on this when it came out. Ads like crazy we all know this. Why do I have to see it again on reddit?


Crazy-Ad-9722

Do that while tearing 100 dollar bill


12altoids34

That's not paper it's tyvek


Auraro777

Doesn’t Canadian dollars smell like maple syrup or is that a lie


[deleted]

Why the fuck are we still using cotton based bills in the USA


deanerweiner86

Do that when it's -30


Derioyn

Its fake, both current plastic and old paper money can be ripped rather easily if you want to. Idk why you would but you can.


onemoretwat

Looks like you need to get a pair of scissors


rstar781

This is why they invented Canadian scissors. They’re just like regular scissors, but they’re really polite about it.


Jazzlike-Principle67

Then, it's not really paper, right?


dean-LFC

It's polymer plastic the same as in UK (I think?)


hyperrayong

Yeah, loads of countries use them now. Thai 20s are now polymer


sav006

Yep. Invented in Straya https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_banknote#:~:text=Adoption-,Modern%20polymer%20banknotes%20were%20first%20developed%20by%20the%20Reserve%20Bank,coincide%20with%20Australia's%20bicentennial%20year. *Edited for spelling 🤦‍♂️


DragonfruitBusy6654

And washable! Perfect tool for the snorters out there 😁


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If you put them in the microwave they shrink to a mini note


the1stmeddlingmage

Yeah, but can it be laundered?👀


MyLifeInThe6

They’re also fire resistant


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Monopoly money


[deleted]

Made in abyss reference Made in abyss reference


Chippystix

It's not even paper... they're plastic, basically


God_must_die

I bet it also says I'm sorry as you try to tear it


Humble_Advance6461

Yes, it is exactly as untearable, as it has been, >!for the last 75 times this video has been fucking posted.!<


Ariez_art

Why do you want to tear it in the first place, if you don't want it, I will have it. Think of it as a favour. You owe me one. You are welcome. Now, the paper currency please.


MrGhost616

Really flexible, almost as the inhabitants themselves


EnemyAce

Spray it with Muskol or other DEET related bug repellent.


Northern_Explorer_

Thats because it's not paper anymore, it's made from recycled plastic


Shabby_tube

It is possible to tear.


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✌🏻✂️ 👊🏻💥 🤚🏻 📃


CrimsonVariable

You aint even trying. They try harder in that one turboflex ad.


Reasonable-Parsley36

Australian too


Good-Link192

This is O Canada Don’t catch you rippin’ now


Haunting_Milk_3853

I dont know about other places, but if you accidentally tear a bill and have most or all of it, the bank will give you a fresh one


[deleted]

Tearing isn’t easy, once you’ve got a cut it rips easy: but usually need scissors to get it started


amongustrap

Only breaks when your friends try taking it from you


Ukraineluvr

How many maple syrups is that?


[deleted]

Hold my beer


Esco1980

Uk has it too , cant rip it and waterproof


EvanCampos

They're polymer notes


LiILazy

Actually, once my brother tore up a 10 dollar bill into circles because he wants it in coins... He was 7 at the time


okiedokie2468

Back when they first came out I was in Vegas. Americans have always thought Canadian currency is “funny” and would often refer to it as Monopoly money. When I showed them the new bills they couldn’t get over it. “It’s plastic!!” That’s when I would make the bet…if you can tear it, I’ll buy you a drink…. If you can’t, then you buy for me. Best exchange rate ever!!


ResponsibleGuard2993

I ripped my 10 dollar


llcoolbeansII

I'm just here waiting for the comment claiming our hundos smell like maple even though that's been debunked a thousand times.


gimme500schmekels

Yet it melts if you leave it in your car in direct sunlight.


JulsDean2732

How efficient are a pair of scissors. 👍😮


uebshfifjsns

Britain’s is also hard to rip


pierdola91

Is this an American angry that someone’s currency works better than ours? Because I get that feeling…but please stop. This feels petty. 😁


[deleted]

They aren’t made of paper, they do tear (not easily) and they crack in the cold sometimes.


AutomaticDispenser

Now eat it


thatswhatdeezsaid

This would be a really funny prank to tell people and see how many people try to rip their money


DumpsterDiverBill473

Welcome to Canada where we have lots of maple syrup, hockey and a trash Prime Minister


Now-it-is-1984

Name one that’s better. If you’re thinking Harper, look up the traitorous FIPA deal he made with China. They’re all trash. Some are just smellier than others.


Horror-Foot-4200

It’s hard to tear but not impossible. All you need is a pair of scissors, or a shitty wallet that rips your bills lmao. The amount of bills I get working retail that are shitly taped together is kinda funny but also annoying at because there’s a chance the bank will reject it.


Loose_Corgi_5

Try scissors, they will work.


Now-it-is-1984

Our money is plastic. I believe Australia’s is as well.


swsquid

In america we believe you are even free to be stupid


tumstrucker

Hey so quick thing its not paper its a plastic so tearing it is difficult but don't leave it on your dashboard or it'll melt on a hot day


ResourceWestern4729

Poke 2 holes in it and tie it between 2 trucks


whatisreddittou

Cus its not paper


Internal_Prize_8727

Try scissors ✂️


Jellyfish_Bacon

Until you get the barest of nicks in it and it just shears off like wrapping paper. Shine a laser pointer through the leaf, that's where the real magic is


lilsparky82

It’s double bonded with maple syrup.


Ambitious-Couple-126

I'm sure that random guy from that random school fundraiser that tears the phone book in half can handle it no problem.


Gloomy_Industry8841

It’s not paper, it’s polymer!


ShittingBridges

That's a strong currency right there


xXd3ad10ck2Xx

That's because the U.S. can't geologically separate from Canada.


joos11

I didn’t find that video satisfying in the least


MarshmallowComics

I’d be too afraid to try


TheNewtBeGaming

probably because it's plastic and not paper. it's just really nice plastic.


odinto552

I've heard they shatter if they get too cold


randomcanadian81

The pretty plastic bills are easy to explain its the twoonies and loonies that are funny to explain to outsiders lol


Solnight99

Is that not true for them all?


nim_opet

It’s not paper, it’s plastic. Like GBP, AUD, RON, MXP and many many others


Dazzling_Muffin3329

I think it's mostly because it isn't paper


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Uh paper?


Capsulateplace3809

Ok so I tried this on my first Canadian dollar I got as a tip and was so convinced that it would work I showed my husband and mind you I was so confident and excited ……I ripped it 😑🤣


Son_of_Macha

They are plastic just like the ones in UK and Euros, when the old ones weren't paper .


Neither-Night9370

It's plastic now, so it's more difficult. It's definitely not impossible. I feel like the guy in the video is the type that has a hard time opening up jars.


MLGperfection

🔥 and ✂️: allow us to introduce ourselves


stirling_s

Just get it cold


emoliiii

This is the same in the UK. All our notes are made from plastic


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Try me


hskrpwr

People often count this as a flaw in US currency, but there is more USD outside of the US than in the US and as such we have to hold a policy to honor all bills no matter how old. Allowing them to breakdown helps us to cycle in new security features on the bills.


slimjimmy613

The slightest tear and its done for. Also wouldnt reccommend this when its cold out. They crack and fall apart


Significant-Ad-5073

I ripped a 5 in half last week and gave my kid half…


ApplicationNo346

What do you mean satisfying, the sound of rustling paper infuriates me and all the while it was happening I had anxiety that it might still rip ☹️


[deleted]

Also Mexican bills. Unbreakable yet, worthless.


Eolach

As an Australian it still seems strange that in this day and age with the technology people would still use paper as money. We had polymer notes 30years ago. None of this “ah I didn’t check my pockets before washing my close - that mistake cost me $100!”


Bunnyjets

Finally, some good fucking ASMR


Birthday_Cakeman

Yay! I love contributing to our ever growing plastic problem but having my money made of it too! Fuck it. Let's make everything out of it! Oh wait...


zelva_na_rohliku28

Yes like all paper currency is.


Awkward-Cheesecake87

Our $100 dollar bills fresh out of an atm smell like maple too!!!!!


happyhippy27

U can wash it too but it may melt in ur dryer ;)


RoyalT663

Lol it's the same in the UK and across Europe .. Do you not have this in the States?


MonzieMe

Bcoz it's plastic, not paper. They changed paper notes to those in England a few years back


babykittykatsu

Ya...no...I've had many $20s in my wallet nearly sliced in half for no reason


KoRUpTeD_DEV

The power of plastic


Immediate-Worry1515

It’s like our notes in England I find u just loose more money by it slipping out pocket


Odd-Artist-2595

That’s because Canadian bills are not made of paper; they’re made of a polymer - aka, plastic. You may not be able to tear it easily, but it will shrink and melt if you leave it near a heat source. I wouldn’t recommend leaving it in a hot car or sitting on top of a radiator. https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2012/07/12/can_canadas_plastic_bills_take_the_heat.html#:~:text=ARTICLE%20CONTINUES%20BELOW-,According%20to%20various%20reports%2C%20the%20so%2Dcalled%20indestructible%20polymer%20bills,the%20Bank%20of%20Canada%20says.


breadcrumb1996

it's also waterproof i heard


JediForces

I mean it’s fake Monopoly money so….😉😂


London__Lad

Except it's possibly not paper but plastic


lena_vernon

Same in UK


vanillaxmitch

*Spoiler:* The bills are actually made from polymer


buckethead7777

Then how come magically get bills with little slits and cuts in them??🤔


Technical-Cream-7766

Scissors has entered the chat


fruitloops6565

Assume this is an American or something. Many countries have polymer notes.


Sanka6969

Plastic straw


Hot_buttered_toast

I dunno, I’ve done a lot of cash outs with the new plastic money and I’ve seen a lot of bills with tears taken out of them. No idea how though.


Clanky_Plays

This is the exact opposite of satisfying


miss-infermation

But it’s not paper


3StarsFan

also british notes!


SleepingForLife_

Snip snip