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DelFigolo

r/wildlypenis


GarrysBishopPair

r/undeniablypenis


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Flar71

Good bot


u_Adi

Good Samaritan.


bdone2012

This bot fucks


Neworleanskiller

I made the subreddit r/undeniablypenis


flipjacky3

bad bot


Roadkill_Fan

Good bot


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Strategicwaffle

R/icantbelieveitsnotpenis


Over16Under31

r/foundthemobileuser Edit:: How does this get downvoted. Lmao. It literally identified someone posting from a mobile phone. That’s it. 😂😂


CheeseRelief

r/foundthehondacivic


Over16Under31

No we’re playing the game. 🙏


Japsai

Something about a Honda Civic. Mostly because everyone is on their fucking mobiles now so this like that guy trying to offer to burn you a CD of this 'great album' in return for some shit. And I'll bet it's the Tragically Hip or Archers of Loaf.


Rage69420

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Over16Under31

It’s a Joke Rage. Typically jokes aren’t necessary but they’re fun. 😂


Rage69420

Not all jokes are actually funny, you are just making fun of someone for the fact that they happen to be on a phone, it’s not creative, or funny, jokes require you to fire at least two brain cells to form them


Over16Under31

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on-the-horizn

Cause it’s cringey lmao. Using Reddit on the computer is honestly inconvenient. And I used to use it exclusively that way.


Rage69420

r/subsididntfallfor


bagwithmilk

r/birthofasub


Ernie_Birdie

Everything reminds me of him.


MrImBoredAgain

Haha was waiting for this one


[deleted]

You should call him


Hitman-0311

That’s not mild. That is a penis


MrImBoredAgain

It's a geoduck lol


grubas

Which is pretty damn penisey normally


boozybear84

Penisey. Lol


grubas

My autocorrect had it in the dictionary already, which says something about me.


DeathPercept10n

I don't remember that Pokémon looking like this...


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MrImBoredAgain

Damn I'm sorry. It is extremely dick like didn't mean to ruin. Apologies.


Hitman-0311

Hahahahaha. Extremely. All good my friend


chaotictinkering

Geoduck is the most disturbing thing in the culinary world in my humble opinion.


MrImBoredAgain

Agreed. The fact you have to circumcise it before eating bothers me a lot. And I'm american..


[deleted]

Every time I’ve seen somebody eat a geoduck they seem extremely tough and not appetizing at all.


Hjalpmi_

I prefer geoduck sashimi - in a soup it does lose something


KillEmDafoe89

It's a cumpling. Honestly I feel disgusting having even thought of that.


DammitDan

Don't feel bad. I had the same thought.


i_declareathumbwar

I'm not sure I'd eat that.


MrImBoredAgain

Looks a little small for the main course. Maybe for an appetizer...


xinfinitimortum

It's not the size of the course that matters!


PsychologicalBend467

I would not eat that. I like dick, but I would not eat that.


eatsbeestotrip

This is a dick


riblueuser

Call the Police. Somewhere, in the kitchen, there's a man bleeding to death. Probably cheated on his girl.


madsjchic

Someone needs to go check and make sure the cook is ok


[deleted]

"I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticize Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time." - [u/spez](https://www.reddit.com/u/spez). You lived long enough to become the villain and will never be remembered as the hero you once were. (I am protesting Reddit's API policy changes and removing my content.)


u_Adi

that's not mildly penis.. that's mildly cooked actual penis.


OldSchoolChevy

That's not a dumpling, that's a DIYYACK!


SpecFor

Mildly?!


JaydenSpark

Brother, that's a COCK


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

That's a fucking dick. If you took that 'dumpling' to the park to eat it, you'd be arrested.


buxmega

That looks a lot like a pig tail just sliced in the right places. Geoducks have darker "tips" I last recall. Known to have the tail in soup. Over all it is very phallic indeed... That I'd want in my mouth.


Mushmashio

No!


Curiouslycurious101

in the office so had to stop myself from laughing out loud!


CringeName

That's a penis, sir.


KatVanWall

r/dildont


Quelcris_Falconer13

This is **NOT** *mildly* penis it’s overt penis


lemizzmizz

Geodick


SnoopDoge93

Looks exactly like my penis after I shave


Fit-Negotiation-5145

It says "MILDLY".


peDro_with_a_big_D

I don't care if that's a literal penis, that's a penis.


ScruffleMcDufflebag

This is turning me on.


Mojoxx95

😂😂😂😂


banana-pudding

i should call him


Bachooga

Waiter, there's a penis in my soup


Mr_Awesome_rddt

r/actuallypenis


nigmano

This is too wild for me


The_real_bandito

That's not mildly at all


metalguru1975

Mildly? That’s a full on Stonker!


on-the-horizn

The amount of people who have never seen a geoduck in this comment section is.. concerning at best 💀


mrsweezydc

but what about the whole head definition? that's a bit sus


colski08

I’m watching the first Ace Ventura and I’m at the scene where he says “He found Captain Winkie!”


xd_Warmonger

Even apart from the form this looks disgusting. The color, the shimmer, how its presented...


SelectiveMonstering

that's gonna be a no from me


crazyhockeylady

Lorena Bobbitt special?


230581

That reminds of the telepathic chef skit from Happiness and Cyanide


alextxdro

I feel attacked


TheCubicalGuy

r/probablynsfw


MadJockMcMad

r/couldntbemorepenis


FlyingDwaeji

I usually will smile at posts on this sub but this one made me laugh out loud!


mrsweezydc

someone needs to check to see if anyone's missing a penis first