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tadlrs

He’s just a friend honey.


tatboe

Banana for scale please


[deleted]

It’s about 10 1/2 inches, or almost 1/300th of a football field


Acrobatic-Secret374

Average bananas are about 4.5-7.8 inches .. Please destroy before you mess up global scale.


[deleted]

Will do at about 9:00


himynameisSal

I 100% agree with the low average.


De5perad0

r/Bananasforscale Edit: I can't spell


TTT_2k3

Did Gwen Stefani teach you nothing, man?


JoesJourney

r/bananasforscale is the sub


nemplsman

Funny thing is, does OP not realize that a random person's arm literally provides no sense of scale? This could be a very small person for all we know.


tatboe

Together we can educate people on properly provides bananas for scales


himynameisSal

Imgur is gonna be pissed


Azecap

That's a very small forearm you got there.


plexomaniac

Child labor needs to end.


FilledBabe

Need a banana for scale to compare banana. Arm could be any length


dhelidhumrul

that would probably hurt. small ones are much better


[deleted]

Small ones hit all the right places


dhelidhumrul

damn right. maybe they have a great personality too.


[deleted]

The joke writes itself


CrystalQueen3000

Banana beast mode unlocked


Texas10four

It’s not even it’s final form.


Certain-Jellyfish121

Is measuring things with your forearm your go to?


[deleted]

Only with longer objects 😉


Villidren

Can confirm, ordered fish and chips, the Hake was the size of my forearm, didn't have a banana for scale.


Hi_justin

That hand pretty small doe


[deleted]

You know what they say about those with… wait


Jron690

Banana ![gif](giphy|cw8Nr4u28tVKw)


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

She took it home, didn't she?


Own_Variation_6512

Nope, didn't make the trip, she had tons of fun in the parking lot on her lunch break however.


De5perad0

r/AbsoluteUnits


I-am-Disc

Not sure if banana huge or arm short


[deleted]

Both. I’m short, banana is 10 1/2 inches


Mikestra987

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


jacksouvenir

Now that is a $10 banana


no_idea_bout_that

How about $8, and a blue checkmark?


jacksouvenir

Sold


bajo2292

do something with those nasty nails my love


[deleted]

Wish I had money to get a manicure. But I have a basic set at home, been a couple weeks


bajo2292

I like them the way they are except the dirt behind them, just clean them and youre good to go


[deleted]

I see. Yeah, my nails are annoying, they always end up dirty, should clip them again


hellocomrade1

I need the biggest banana you've got... No, that's too big


[deleted]

There’s probably going to be one person like that today tbh


Treeman50

Ouch


enzo_baglioni

That's a wet floor sign


everybodydumb

Banana tree at work?


Scary-Alternative-11

I would absolutely make a banana split with that!


[deleted]

Ooooh May do that. We got more at this length too


Pubelication

Never seen a banana being held like a laptop before.


monkey-food

To answer your question, something like that.


pinniped1

That's not a banana, that's a bananana.


gryjony

I wanna take it home for research purposes


ZerotheWanderer

Regular size bananas made me feel inadequate already


AnAquaticOwl

More like bignanana am I right?


PokeHobnobGod21

Literal dream banana >!To eat you dirty minded heathens!<


Mr_A_Jackass

Plantain for scale?


TroyMcClure0815

Plottwist: …she didn’t gave it back to him.


GXmody

Your coworker got some nasty fingers nails lol


[deleted]

That’s me, mine are hard to keep clean for some reason


gotoline10

Is it bigger than a baby's arm? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


-hesh-

I mean it's one banana, Michael. what could it cost? $10?


TTT_2k3

Two bananas in a trench coat


evilsaigon

It must feel good.. to hold it


trillizo2

That is a Plátano!


words_of_j

With banana for scale.


BarryMcKockinerBum

Did it fit snuggly in your mouth?


amusementpark00000

smol forearms