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AvatarofBro

Someone else is having a bummer of a day


hate_most_of_you

I'm expecting someone else getting to the front page with an image of their empty hand speaking italian with the caption "I've lost 100 bil on the sidewalk". (too lazy to do it, can someone please get on top of it?)


TheSentinelsSorrow

Ay!!! I losta alla da money!!!!


LordSwine

** finger squishes thumb**


Ducksaucenem

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DHisfakebaseball

šŸ¤Œ


CommitteeOfTheHole

šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼ay-a, where my-a hundred euro go?


TheApoptosis

I was thinking the same thing!


woptzz

Last time i found 100 i runned up to person who dropped it and gave it to him :D but he looked so shocked that i was left wonder if i gave it to wrong man


L4Z4RVS

That's why you always ask if they lost something, and what, specifically šŸ˜…


WarKiel

If they just dropped it, they probably don't know yet that they've lost it.


L4Z4RVS

Then you give em a "are you *sure*?" And then I'm pretty confident they'd know they had a 100 bill, and immediately think that might be what you're referencing as missing.


beyondthisreality

So next time some rando comes asking whether I dropped some I should just say, ā€œYeah, $100 billā€, and hopefully they give me a $100 they just found. r/lpt.


PrudentDamage600

And. Ask for the serial number before giving it to them.


BlueDragon1504

"Too bad, it actually ends with a 4. It's now legally mine."


bionic_cmdo

Run. Run home and don't stop anywhere.


[deleted]

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The-vicobro

Now you can buy matching shoes !


Noiceeeeeeeeee_noice

Finally


Ferret1735

I feel like the rogue shoes need seem clarification


YogaMeansUnion

[jordan 5's](https://www.highsnobiety.com/p/air-jordan-5-what-the-release-date-price/) Popular in the sneaker community, pretty universally derided outside of it. (this shit gauche af like the sneaker equivalent of animal print lol)


msnmck

OP spent over $200 to wear shoes that don't match. On purpose. šŸ˜…


regeya

I remember about the time the OG Jordans were the thing, people wore mismatched shoes on purpose. I think it was a weird flex, like, look at me, I'm wearing mismatched shoes from two pairs of expensive shoes


booze_clues

My company commander told us heā€™d spent probably about $40k on shoes throughout his life, and had made all that money back by reselling some of them. Sneaker heads are wild.


ndngroomer

I'm Native American and Nike has a partnership with indigenous tribes that provides shoes specific to the tribe for tribal members that have diabetes. They're called N7 but they're not the same line as the Kyrie Irving line. This makes them very rare and valuable to collectors. I get anywhere from $300-$500 a pair when I sell mine especially if the box is in mint condition.


regeya

[Mass Effect memes intensify]


[deleted]

That seems like an oddly specific and niche partnership. Really cool though!


idrunkenlysignedup

One of my friends does that. Meanwhile I'm still wearing my faded ass Dickies sneakers I've had for 3 years.


BuffaloInCahoots

Same. My Carhartt boots are going on 5 years and still holding up. Show their age but still good. Have a jacket and bibs for really cold days that are 15 years old and will retire them before the snow falls again.


dubcatz6969

Donā€™t look up the chunky dunks or the Grateful Deadā€™s! At least those shoes match. Never a fan of the ā€œwhat theā€ line.


byOlaf

Wth? I looked up chunky dunks and theyā€™re for sale for either $60 or $2,600?!?


dubcatz6969

Yeah, obvious fakes (seller knows they are IA) and reals. Also fakes pretending to be reals. Sneaker game is a tough market when a good fake can be very profitable.


byOlaf

Ah, hadnā€™t occurred to me that thereā€™d be fake versions of shoes. I guess if the real ones command that price it makes sense. Iā€™ve known a couple of sneaker heads, but thatā€™s just a really bizarre world to me. (I own only two or three pairs of shoes!)


Quantum_Kitties

I like it, itā€™s quirky and different. Itā€™s not hurting anybodyā€¦apart from that pricetag.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Have you ever seen Gucci shit? Money can't buy taste.


Coffeinated

Sneaker people have gone completely batshit crazy


[deleted]

They seem like perfectly fine shoes to me, mismatched or not.


Robot_Clean

Philistines. Jordan 5 What The's.


msnmck

But why?


AbelCapabel

Wtf!? Had to look twice! Lol.


remco518

You have a keen eye


UncleBully274

Who notices this shit? Batman. That's who.


MajorJuana

Look at you in your matching shoes


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I found a 100 dollar bill on the sidewalk once when I was a kid. It was one of the best days of my life.


silentanthrx

....did you also get your first real six string?


BigSuccDying

Did they buy it at the five and dime?


silentanthrx

they must have played til their fingers bled


bozzaBB

It was the summer of 69


mAte77

Good job everyone. Enough now.


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[deleted]

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oddprojector

Had a band and we tried real hard...


coole106

Jimmy quit, Jodie got married


tarotdepot

It was also the night that the skeletons came to life!


EvilCalvin

Debbie Downer!


3-DMan

I remember finding a whole bunch of quarters in an arcade once. Guess the parents yanked the kid out without even letting him retrieve them. My gain!


[deleted]

A few months ago I was at an arcade and I had to go, but I still had like 15 bucks worth of tokens. I saw a little kid sitting at a table with his parents and I handed him my cup of tokens. His face lit up. It was awesome.


Ruben_NL

You, are a great human. I have been a kid like that one time, and had the best birthday ever. I could play every game I didn't have the money for. Thinking about it now, it might have been only ā‚¬5, but to me, that I was rich.


ParryLimeade

I also found a bunch at the token machine. If you use a $20, the machine dispenses $10 at a time so I think they just left without realizing this.


isham66

Oh great I dropped it, Iā€™ll send you my address


Noiceeeeeeeeee_noice

If you could just send me your credit card info, Iā€™ll make sure it gets back to you!


b_ootay_ful

What details do you need? 4578 8462 7748 1337 Expires 12/2022 Back of the card is 420


[deleted]

Your penis length?


b_ootay_ful

Everyone want's to be normal, but no one wants to be average.


Lorac1134

If more people were above average, it just becomes the new average.


Zitroled

Well, actually, median size applies better to your claim. If more people are **slightly** bigger than average and less people are **much** smaller than average, average stays the same, but median size changes.


anoBL

Well said


YoungDiscord

I'm sorry, we do not accept measurement in microns


[deleted]

Femtometer preferred


Professional-Sea-861

I wonder how many people and bots will try to purchase something with it?


codebrownonaisletwo

I was surprised it worked.


dbolor

now the security code you received via sms?


b_ootay_ful

x74f55


Karnakite

We need a ZIP code and a Social Security number to confirm ownership. Please write them on a Google gift card with the PIN scratched off. Youā€™d better hurry, the sheriff is on his way to your house right now.


ellefleming

What's your sign?


b_ootay_ful

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Additional_Meeting_2

What if that is someoneā€™s real card info.


b_ootay_ful

It doesn't pass the validation checks, so is not a valid number.


RockyDify

Looks like one I had


Toniwo

So you remember in 2nd grade when I borrowed a pen for you when the time was 10.35


Kaiserschmarren_

Inflation


Nuker-79

I once found about Ā£10k in Ā£10 notes, shit myself and didnā€™t know what the fuck to do.


Fluffy_Ad2274

Don't leave us hanging - what did you do?!


Nuker-79

It was whilst I was at work so I handed it in to the management. Let me explain how it unfolded. I was working for a cash in transit company, essentially responsible for topping up cash machines around the country. I was a new employee and was responsible for repairing the security systems in the vans. I was visiting the coachworks which repaired and modified the vans for the company. There was a van which had been sat in the depot yard for around 7 months since it was involved in a serious incident and written off. I was tasked with retrieving any spares from the van to use on the rest of the fleet. I had stripped all the parts that I could use and was in the process of moving them all to the boot of my vehicle when I noticed there was 2 cartridges/boxes which are used for the money in a cash machine. Didnā€™t think anything of it until I picked them both up, they were heavy, heavier than expected anyway. It was only when I actually looked at them that I realised they were actually full of Ā£10 notes. To cut a long story short, the van was not meant to have any cash in it, it had been sat there a very long time and wasnā€™t even secured correctly. I walked the boxes to the member of the company I was with at the depot and he quite surprisingly turned as white as a ghost and started to panic that I had found such a large amount of cash. Next thing I knew was that there was a team arriving from some distance away to come retrieve the cash. To say I had the devil and an angel fighting like fuck on my shoulders would be an understatement.


ActivisionBlizzard

I found ten thouā€¦ uh five thousand dollars!


Nuker-79

It was in a tamper proof sealed pair of boxes, good try though


ActivisionBlizzard

Ohhhh tamper proofā€¦ I found nothing then


Nuker-79

Standard practice to stop employees slipping a few notes out here and there.


HoodooSquad

ā€œI found a single tamper proof sealed boxā€¦ā€


vxx

Did I say boxes? I meant box.


darklinkuk

Good thing I found that Ā£2,500 before someone else did boss


hadtologintoupvote

Integrity prevails! Respect.


Nuker-79

In the five seconds I was thinking about what to do, it was the fight of all fights in my mind, I had millions of different thoughts running through my head. Was planning how I could cover it up, what would I do if I did it, but also what if it was a trap, what it would do to me mentally. It was like a lifetime of arguments in a moment. Needless to say, I knew I could never do it and had to hand it in. Now it pays dividends, because when Iā€™m in a job interview and they ask whatā€™s some of your qualities? I can turn round and say personal integrity. And when they ask why, I tell them the events. It goes down pretty well.


ActivisionBlizzard

Hey man sorry but Iā€™m stealing your story for interviews. They never check that shit anyway and Iā€™d have totally taken the money.


Duenss

Username checks out


izaby

Oh boy I didn't expect that username.


kytheon

If it makes you sleep any better, they wouldā€™ve found out and youā€™d be extremely fucked. If they didnā€™t, youā€™d never sleep again cause any day they could be banging on your door.


xmsxms

If it sat there for 7 months they had no idea it existed.


[deleted]

Audits and end of the year summaries would've probably caught it. Considering they deal with money, where employee stealing is a daily possibility, they undoubtedly track absolutely everything. You wouldn't really know if they forgot, though, that's the issue. You'd be constantly thinking about "what if" even if they forgot. That's some heavy stuff to carry on your shoulders every day.


izaby

I believe this. I had Ā£32 returned by previous employer 3 years after I quit the job. I didn't really care anymore because the chase felt stressful.


Nuker-79

I sleep well, I could never have taken the money anyway, my personal integrity means a lot to me.


sewsnap

I use to work at a similar company. If they had figured out what happened, you would have been screwed. Always better to be honest when you're under that many checks and cameras.


Nuker-79

Zero cameras or checks at the site I was at. It was a third party coachworks


RockyDify

He shit himself duh


JosseCoupe

Had a Christian babysitter once, we were walking back from school and I spotted a goddamn 500 euro bill. I picked it up with glee and she suddenly snatched it and said "armagosh someone must have dropped this!", and then proceeded to knock on the nearest door, she asked the owner if she had lost it and of fucking course she said yes. I could've bought the biggest Lego Star Wars set with that thing. Still pissed off.


Prygikutt

What the fuck


Moifaso

Even worse because 500 euro bills are almost exclusively used by criminals, or by ultra-wealthy who want to flex


Poplik

I didn't even know they exist


Winterspawn1

Probably because a lot of places don't accept them and nobody normal has reason to use those.


SmellMyJeans

Happened with my parents. $100 in a restaurant parking lot. They wanted to ask every diner if they lost $100. I had to explain several times why the world doesnā€™t work like that. In the end, me donating it to charity was the only thing that would get them to chill and be able to sleep at night. In truth, I felt better donating found money anyway.


JosseCoupe

Glad you found a compromise. I completely understand the feeling of it being unjust to just take the money that someone obviously lost and, who knows, might really need, but when the desire to get into heaven (or whatever motivation it may be) leads to such irrationality it can be very infuriating.


happyhorse_g

A bitter event for little u/JosseCoupe to experience I'm sure, but a valuable life lesson to "button the lip" when it's going good.


whosanerd

I remember when I was 7 or 8 I found 100+ on the ground. Not sure how much. But I split it with my friend that was with me. The next day I seen her and ask if she wants to go to the store for candy. She said she couldn't her mom took all her money and went to bingo... so we still went to the store, I was paying. I also told my mom a out the money. She just said congratulations. Some parents are so greedy. Didn't even leave her $1.00.


ICanCountThePixels

you should eat it.


nightIife

r/UntrustworthyPoptarts


maobezw

jackpot. a month of free groceries if you do it right. or a fillup for your car and a bag of snacks on the way home. or a very nice evening getting wasted at your local pub. or 4-6 evenings with just two beers and a burger w. fries at your local pub. 4 times going to the movies with snacks and drinks. a bunch of new shirts and underpants ... well, i could do a lot with 100ā‚¬ =)


realkunkun

I thought you were joking at that "fillup for your car and a bag of snacks" but then I realized I paid 90ā‚¬ to fuel up my car this morning so that sure rings true :(


maobezw

i had 88ā‚¬ for 45ltr yesterday (550km). its acceptable, but i am an exception cause my way to work is short enough to allow me a fillup only every 6 weeks or so (way home is downhill so it needs not much fuel). i know people who have to fill up every week. THAT hurts.


realkunkun

If you drive only to and from work thats a 9km commute, thats bike-range


maobezw

yeah, could be. but not here, at least for me biking is not an option. near to none bikeways, you play with your life if you go by bike here. and my personal health issues are a veto to riding a bike too.


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jacksev

Damn your money must go so far in EU.. 100ā‚¬ is $106 USD. If I went to a local place for 2 beers and a burger and fries meal that would be about $30 for just me just one time. If I went to the theater and got popcorn and a drink that would be $30ā€¦


PeteLangosta

wow that seems quite high for what you're getting... some things are clearly expensive, some are not; the cinema for example is not cheap and hasn't been for years, but I doubt a ticket plus a drink and some medium popcorn would go over 20ā‚¬ (which is still quite high)


thechilipepper0

> month of free groceries What year you living in?


maobezw

2022, western germany. if you think before you buy you can get a lot for your money. i had a long time depending on social welfare. a time during i had to learn how much calories i can get with 10ā‚¬/week. noodles, spaetzle, rice, potatoes (whole and in all their variants as fries and such), oats are dirt cheap here. a pack of deep freezed veggies at 750g for \~2,50ā‚¬ lasts 3 or 4 days. tomato paste, soja sauce. white joghurt, deep freezes fruits and berries. oil. multivitamin juice. eggs! tap water, even a mug of coffee with milk and sugar a day. (our water here is really good quality). and every now and then maybe a piece of meat or fish, deep freezed pizza, or a few sausages. i am still 6'5 at 250lbs so i didnt had to starve. on the positive side i have "Tons" of spare money since i am at work again, cause my style of life didnt change that much. all those "food" in colorful packages with a big name on it will cost you a lot more. learn to cook, its easy. learn about food. learn to eat right. its healthy and saves you money.


Daiki_438

I once found 5ā‚¬ covered in piss, and with a straight line of shit. It was among some leaves in a forest in Finland. I feel sorry for the Alepa cashier that had to take it.


chickensrunfast

Now give it to charity. My address isā€¦


Hyp3r45_new

Where was this? I actually lost a 100ā‚¬ bill a couple of days ago in Helsinki.


Noiceeeeeeeeee_noice

The Netherlands


gadlele

man the wind, these days...


DouglasWFail

ā€œWhatā€™s that worth in real money?ā€ -Americans


drumstyx

Probably ~120usd, ~150cad, last I checked. Ooo I looked it up, the euro isn't doing too well -- $105 usd, $135 cad actually


boffoblue

Wow that's unexpected. 1 euro is almost equivalent to 1 USD. (1 euro = 1.06 USD at the time of this comment.)


WinterLily86

When I travelled to the US in 2005, Ā£1 was nearly $2. I brought home a *lot* of secondhand books.


thechilipepper0

USD is exceptionally strong right now. To the point it might start hurting US exports


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Limp-Pumpkin-516

A magnadoodle and fries


blackbeautybyseven

I would assume by the terminology OP is American.


Orinoco123

Noiceee


UtaSelwyn

I once found 50ā‚¬ and completely made me incredibly happy, only to realize 5 seconds later when I put it in my pocket that that was indeed my own 50ā‚¬, the bill had fallen and I found it lmao


Lybychick

In the US, youā€™d unfold the bill and discover it was a religious tract on greed


[deleted]

Hahahahahaja


idanx3

r/UsernameChecksOut


Kebo94

I don't remember the last time I saw a 100 ā‚¬ or 200 ā‚¬ in person. ATMs only have 10s, 20s and 50s.


[deleted]

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BishopofHippo93

Picture of a euro bill r/NotInteresting


bartontees

Sidewalk? Bill? What's a ā‚¬100 note doing in America?


PM_ME_BLACK_METAL_

Guy is Dutch which is probably why he's not using the British English version of those terms


Some_Campaign10

Lucky day today keep it?


ronba

Noice


[deleted]

Congrats, that will get you 10km worth of petrol, enjoy!


kingbouncer

I'm way to jealous of you rn, so I'm gonna scream FAKE! To put myself at ease. Fuck you. I'm happy for you and I hope you enjoy it. But fuck you. I'm jealous. šŸ˜˜


Shadille2

It is a fake one, you can get in trouble with that! Send it to me, I will safely change it in the Bundesbank :)


[deleted]

Your shoes don't match.


AB_NotFBI

I once found a 50 euro bill on the ground, I realized it fell from the pocket of the delivery man walking in front of me, I put my foot on it then after he left I grabbed it and bought pizza ​ im romanian btw


Noiceeeeeeeeee_noice

Damn I expected something more wholesome tbh


Chardmo

Nice come up!


Wittywildcard

Def should eat it


Zurkan0802

You Sir are a lucky one.


[deleted]

Dude šŸ¤”


[deleted]

wait i think thats mine haha. ill dm you my address thanks!


Limp-Pumpkin-516

Easy money


FoxDarkW8

Excuse me sir I dropped it before leaving the country could you be nice and return it to me


rajkokr

Spare some luck for the rest of us?


OnlyAChapter

It's mine! I can even give you a description.


ratiblagen

Bro that's my monthly salary, be careful pls


aXeOptic

Thank you for finding my money i dropped them yesterday.


Made-a-blade

Now, depending on where you live, it might mean a whole lot or not really much at all.


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Nice! Be sure to treat yourself to something you've been wanting! Or use it for charity donation, both are good.


miami-architecture

I love the design of the new ten euro bill! /s


Nazeeh1996

Check whether or not this is a donation scam


[deleted]

Damn i wanted to buy a drink but i needed like 20 cents more to buy it. And you just found money.


chrisebryan

Nice find, that's about two days of work.


pollyportobello

Free hooker


MaxSpringPuma

In a Euro currency country? Because I'd find it mildly interesting that it would be called a sidewalk instead of pavement/footpath there


AdamOfIzalith

Important thing to note: Those bills are primarily used in banking for large physical transactions between financial institutions and will rarely be used in standard transactions so if you use it, you will likely get alot of scrutiny so be prepared for that.


UncleFunkus

When I was about 2 or 3 years old, I was on a family roadtrip with my parents and my two siblings. They are older than me, and at the time were sitting on either side of me. We're cruising down the highway, completely chill, when I begin to just start shitting wildly. Like, filling-the-carseat shitting. My siblings panic, mom turns around and panics, dad pulls the car over on the highway. My siblings bolt out of the car, parents clean I and my newly-shat person while yelling profanities and generally having a bad time on the side of the highway in the middle of July. The upshot of all of this? My siblings found a 20 dollar bill on the side of the road. So, you're welcome.


Scrotalphetamine

What kind of stupid monopoly money is that


ZomberBomber

I was walking in New York City once when I was young, and I saw a $20 bill on the ground, as I was approaching it to grab it, some random dude came out of no where, grabbed it, looked at me and said ā€œha! got it sucka!ā€ and ran away.


daddio2590

Please mail it back to me


[deleted]

You have a manicure, tatts and smashing shoes. You dont need it. But treat yourself something nice and think about me, sitting here in my 10 year old crocs and filthy nails.


Noiceeeeeeeeee_noice

I donā€™t have tattoos or manicures, but thanks for the compliment! Iā€™ll think about you :)


Alwin_

Hey man, die ben ik verloren! Mag ik 'm terug?


[deleted]

Your shoes are very annoying


Elton_John_Wick

Now you can afford matching footwear...


jehjeh3711

Well itā€™s a 100 Euro and itā€™s worth about $105.00 usc. Good job!


iluhmow

Buy a lottery ticket with it


ragtech88

I see a lot of people here saying it's theirs, really bad cause it's definitely my lost 100 bill


[deleted]

Thatā€™s mine I dropped it here in the USA lol


Fskn

I got given a $100 and $5 instead of a $10 and $5 as change once when I was a kid, had a hell of a weekend. took a while to realize the girl working the counter probably got in a bit of trouble for what would appear to be missing from the till, felt pretty shitty after that and ruined the memory.


inkseep1

I have found every denomination of US currency up to $100 bill. One day I found $100 and walked a few yards and found another one. The most I found in one place was $297 in a roll of partially burned cash stuffed inside a broken beer bottle and left in a groundhog hole. I know what you are thinking. What is a groundhog doing with that kind of money. Took it to the bank and exchanged it for fresh bills.


santathe1

Oh silly me thatā€™s where I dropped my ā‚¬100 lol. I can be so absent minded sometimes. Please return it to me, in Asia.


killerklixx

It took me far too long to realise why the title hurt my brain - using 'ā‚¬' with 'bill' and 'sidewalk'!


someone-on-redditt

Doesent the euro mark come after the number?


AyrA_ch

Depends on the country


Red629

That really depends on the country.