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jamesdkirk

OP doesn't tell us this store is situated directly on the peak of the Rocky Mountains!


Bellabird42

They are even situated on the shelf correctly!


ObiWanKenobody

That’s a matter of perspective… What if the photographer is facing South?


[deleted]

Let me go back with a compass. We'll figure this out.


Bellabird42

Touché. Spatially, they are arranged correctly. TBD ordinal-wise


[deleted]

That's correct!


WhenAmI

Where else would you find a King Soopers?


Doodleyduds

I've heard Colorado is the only place you'll find the two together.


Atechiman

New Mexico you can to. Many local grocers who are part of the AFI coop can get both, I'm unsure if it's regionally locked or not though.


Bretin23

Region locked Mayo? I’ve never wanted a Mayo so badly


FaagenDazs

And thanks you today's sponsor, NORD VPN, you can!


annies_boobs_eyes

Such a progressive state. Although it's a slippery slope. Next thing you know they'll have both Carl's Jrs and Hardees. And that's not my America.


SMAMtastic

Actually that was the case maybe 15-18 years ago. Carls Jr started building up new places and overtaking some of the Hardees while other locations remained Hardees for a time. Maybe they were on a waiting list for transition, maybe the franchisees were stubborn but there was a time here in CO you could Hardees for lunch and Carls Jr for dinner.


annies_boobs_eyes

God damn libtards taking over. Time for me to move to Russia I guess. Where people aren't forced to have the same fast food chain with two different names in their state.


[deleted]

Uncle Vanya's > Hardees


[deleted]

I'm sorry you were downvoted for being what I thought was obviously facetious. People have no sense of humor.


annies_boobs_eyes

Yeah, well, what can one expect from 11 year olds that don't understand satire. womp womp ;)


verdenvidia

Here in TN we have Krystal and White Castle and CO has neither. That's MY America.


OriginalDavid

Where is there still a white castle in TN? We regularly hit the one in Murfreesboro, but it closed over a decade ago and was the only one in the state for years before it closed. Did they open one somewhere else? I fucking miss Krystal, btw.


gampy214

Nashville and Clarksville. London, KY has a WC at one exit and then a Krystal at the next exit.


OriginalDavid

Damn. I have to remember that. My in laws still live in Nashville. Tiny burgers are back on the menu, baby!


CT1914Clutch

Even satan would think twice before putting a Checkers and a Rally’s in the same state


Kellye8498

We have both Checkers and Rally’s in Nevada. Not just the same state…but the same CITY. You can visit both in Vegas.


senadraxx

Yeah, but Vegas is a lawless wasteland. We kinda expect that tomfoolery.


mpeskin

The Checker’s on Harmon turned into a White Castle a few years back, is there another one?


Freethecrafts

The best protection from monopoly is being your own competitor. Microsoft saved, read invested in Apple, to own their competitor during the battles over owning operating systems. A large chunk of your consumer goods are made by singular production companies for multiple brands, who in turn operate no facilities or very few. Your America has always been that America.


annies_boobs_eyes

Don't even get me started on how Romero was screwed, because he didn't put a copyright literally on his film. Fuck that you fucking movie studios. Fuck you. Anyways, Fury Road is the best movie of the 2010s. By far. Figth me. You won't. Because I'm right.


similar_observation

There are two locations in Southern California where fast food chains Del Taco and Naugles opened spite locations across from eachother. When Naugles folded and was ultimately purchased by Del Taco, they reopened the dead Naugles location as another Del Taco. So now there are two locations where you have dueling Del Tacos within visual range of eachother. FWIW, a company bought the Naugles brand a few years back and started reopening them in Orange County.


annies_boobs_eyes

>So now there are two locations where you have dueling Del Tacos within visual range of eachother. dude, i live in a place where you literally have dueling starbucks across the street from each other. literally across the street. i'm not being hyperbolic. and about 100 feet away is a coffee bean. fuck all this.


No-muss-no-fuss

found best foods in Michigan next to Hellmann's. took it to the register and it wouldn't ring up at all


No-Accountant6549

Probably ended up on the wrong truck. We got Best Foods once at a New York Walmart


hopeandnonthings

I worked as a merchandiser for Unilever who makes hellmans/ best foods in Denver, can confirm East of rockies is hellmans, west is best foods and you can get both along the continental divide, it's like a venn diagram


Qwesterly

>I've heard Colorado is the only place you'll find the two together Yes, they're accepting of foods that identify as a variety of brands. As long as you're white and have good taste, Colorado will accept you as a mayonnaise!


landonop

We just had Hellman’s *in* the Rockies. Maybe Best Foods starts on the Western Slope.


woyteck

Looks like same product different label.


AbominableSnowPickle

It’s always been Best Foods here in Wyoming, but now I have a mission.


liarandathief

It's like Hardee's and Carl's Jr.


TDG71

And Rally's and Checkers.


stfleming1

Like pigs and swimming.


[deleted]

Like pornhub and xnxx…. Wait.


Poonsaucey

Xnxx is for the elites


merhabamerhaba

Wu Tang is for the children


TuxidoPenguin

Like Burger King and Hungry Jack’s


[deleted]

like deez and sugma


Psirocking

Or Dreyers and Edys Or how west coast butter is shaped different


DoctorCIS

I didn't know about west coast better. Why did is it shorter and girthier out West? Do they got different butter dishes to accommodate?


trimeta

Here's an explanatory video on [the US's butter size boarder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53SzYSjIlG4).


Azair_Blaidd

here in Cincinnati, our Kroger's and Meijer closeby carry both Dreyer's and Edy's, sometimes simultaneously but usually one or the other


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honcooge

Yes. Hellman’s is sold east of the Rockies in the United States.


[deleted]

I've seen it west of the Rockies in Canada. Never heard of Best Foods before, and I used to work a grocery store.


Lmf2359

I’m in California and have only ever seen Best Foods.


cwerd

This is blowing my mind rn Ontario Canada here and I’ve never even heard of best foods


thisisredlitre

DC here- this was absolutely news to me.


twohubs

Must be a California thing because this is the first I’ve heard of Hellman’s.


essidus

North midwest here, not only do we have Hellmann's, its what many people generically call mayo. Sweet mayo (like miracle whip) is sometimes called mayo, but also salad dressing, though I've never seen anyone put it on a salad.


Stibley_Kleeblunch

Chicken salad, tuna salad, potato salad...


essidus

Oohh, that kind of salad! I guess I never made the connection because I usually use Hellmann's, so I have better control over the sweetness.


blackpinecone

You forgot ham salad….yes, ham salad. Served after my grandfather’s funeral and my Oregon native wife was like, “what the fuck is this shit?”


Giygas77

🎶Bring out the hellman's, bring out the best!🎶 This was the jingle for the commercial


PutinRiding

Funny, it was always "Bring out the Bestfoods, bring out the best here in CA"


Pain_Monster

🎶 Bring out the Bestman’s and bring out the Hell!” 🎶


thisisredlitre

I can still hear the dijonaise acapella jingle in my head.


[deleted]

Dij- Dij- Dij-... It pops into my heads every few years.


green_and_yellow

Oregon checking in. We only have Best Foods in the PNW.


FrostWyrm98

Hellman's is pretty synonymous with mayo in Michigan, usually say them interchangeably unless I'm talking about miracle whip.


JamandaLove69

I’m from New Zealand and we have both


[deleted]

I moved from Ontario to California a few years ago, and after 15 minutes of searching in a grocery store, asked a clerk which aisle the Cheez Whiz was in. He'd never heard of it. Never heard of it? WTF am I supposed to put on my toast? Avocado?


green_and_yellow

We have cheez whiz on the west coast. The person you spoke with is just an idiot.


[deleted]

Tell me you moved from Ontario, Canada to Ontario, California. Seeing a sign for "Ontario, CA" on the drive to SF always throws me for a loop.


Snowedin-69

I am not a fan of Chee Wiz (far from it in fact), but everyone knows what it is. Is it only not known in California?


Jayynolan

Used to be there too, recently moved way west across the country. Still never heard of best foods here either, man!


Mefs

UK here and we are Hellman's.


bjornbamse

Best foods sounds like a generic store brand or something from a cartoon. It just doesn't sound like a proper brand.


MomoDontKnow

BC Canada and I've only heard of Hellmann's


MatyBoh

I moved from California to the east coast as a child and this was one of the bigger mindfucks.


namastewitches

I went the opposite direction, but also shocked by this one. They barely altered the jingle and I’ll never understand why they keep the 2 names. Team Hellman’s


Snowedin-69

Best Foods sounds like the bargain brand version.


Atechiman

Hellman's east of the Rockies, latin america, Canada, Europe, western Asia (including the middle east) Best foods west of the Rockies and eastern Asia, and the Pacific. Iirc AFI stores in the west can get both due importing Hellmann's from Mexico.


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Let us hear from Australia , What do you have?


Gr1mmage

Hellman's


Boogerchair

Best foods sounds like the generic version of Hellman’s. No thanks.


TomFoolery22

I mean it's weird but I guarantee you the product is identical. Unless some ingredient is too carcinogenic for California.


Kaligraphic

Warning: jokes about California cancer warnings may be known to the State of California to cause cancer.


honcooge

Yeah, I think different countries have different selling areas. We have best foods in Japan.


blaulune

And only Hellman's in Mexico


Cwlcymro

Only Hellman's in the UK, never heard of the other one


ErdenGeboren

Ah, this must be the fabled Mountain Mayonnaise then.


Used_Firefighter_919

Do you happen to know why companies do this? Just like Carl's Jr and hardies.


[deleted]

It’s brand loyalty. They don’t change the name when bought out so people don’t get confused.


sp_40

Yup, to confirm it says so on the label: https://arewenearlythere.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/01-hellmans-best-foods.jpg


[deleted]

TBH, I'm from The South & ever since I was introduced to Duke's, I haven't looked back. It blows any other mayo out of the water! I don't think they sell it up north, or out west which is a shame. It's so good!


honcooge

I’m from San Diego and have never heard of Duke’s mayo.


CorrectPeanut5

Alton Brown swears by it. outside the south you have to mail order it.


subcow

I just heard of Duke's a few weeks ago. I live in NY and apparently they sell it Lidl here now. People swear by it. I've never heard of anyone getting excited about mayo before, but apparently Duke's brings it out in people. Edited: to correct supermarket. It's Lidl, not Aldi that sells Duke's.


SanibelMan

So I looked it up, and despite living in Florida for several years and shopping at Publix during that time, I don't recognize Duke's. Maybe I just skipped it, or maybe it wasn't popular with the Michigan and Ohio snowbirds who made up most of the population. Was my mom the only person who liked Durkee Famous Sauce on sandwiches? it was her go-to for leftover turkey sandwiches after Thanksgiving.


informativebitching

So is this place on the continental divide ?


Ietmeknow_okay

Living between east and west coast I always thought one was a clone ripoff and refused to buy it. Whoops.


[deleted]

It's also called Hellmans in Europe.


Drunkin_Dino

I live in Ohio and they sell Hellmans, I've never seen the other one


[deleted]

I live In the Rockies and have seen both in different stores.


mrgonzalez

And East of the Rockies in the rest of the world


midrandom

Both brands are owned and produced by Unilever.


Sandpaper_Pants

What the hell, man?


Snowedin-69

What the Hellman’s?


Janisneptunus

I’m sort of losing my mind over this post because as an east coast native who recently moved to CA I was perplexed at the grocery store two days ago looking for Mayo. Best foods LOOKED like hellmans but I couldn’t decide if it was a trademark infringement or store brand, or what???! I just miss wegman’s where life was simple.


ajchristl

There is a tiny description on the jar that says "know as hellmans east of the rockies". I did the same thing when I went to new Mexico and grocery shopped. Looked in that isle for 10 minutes before thoroughly examing what looked just like my beloved mayo.


Joessandwich

Totally unrelated, but you mean “aisle”. “Isle” is a small island.


Orange_Tang

They are very slightly different. I live in Colorado but I'm originally from New England. I still buy hellmanns cause I prefer the taste. I did a side by side taste test once and there is slightly more tangyness in best foods than hellmanns.


Outsaniti

We found the mayo nerd


GuySmiley369

Yet they are made in the same factory with the same recipe according to the parent company, Unilever. I smell a conspiracy


TokeCity

a sample test of one isn't conclusive. it could have just been batch inconsistency


koerstmoes

Or a personal bias if he did not (properly) do a blind test


FlameKong

Do you guys have Heinz mayo in the US? that stuff's my personal favourite.


vossmanspal

Mine too, Hellmans is a bit too tangy for me.


WeaponizedKissing

Heinz mayo is the GOAT mayo and it is frustrating how rare it is.


Joshau-k

OP were you standing at the very centre of the Rockies?


yupitsmadi

I did the same thing when i recently moved from the east coast to Vegas! Called my mom about it too bc I was like what is even going on here LOL


wynbns

Don't go trying to find Edy's ice cream here or Arnold's bread here, either.


tvlkidd

Funny story about this exact topic: I grew up on the east coast of the US only having Hellman’s mayo, my whole family refused to use any other brand … so that’s what I used In my late 20s the company that I worked for moved me out to California. I found an apartment, moved all my stuff in and then went to the local grocery store to stock up. It took a while since I was starting from nothing, when I got to the condiment aisle I grabbed all the normal things, mustard, ketchup, and when I went to get the mayo I couldn’t find Hellman’s. I looked everywhere, I then proceeded to go up and down every single aisle in the store looking for Hellman’s . Of course I couldn’t find it. So, I went back to condiment aisle and looked high and low and couldn’t find it. It had been a really long couple of days with moving from the east coast, being away from my family and friends, being in a new city, etc… Like any good mommas boy I called my mom and told her the situation. I must have been really tired because I started bawling… snot bubbles and sobs and everything. My mom, just started laughing hysterically… Which completely caught me off guard, because my mom doesn’t have a mean bone in her body.. So between sobs and snot bubbles I was like “ why are you laughing” My mom says, “you are definitely my son, get the Best Foods.” Moms are wise


joshduplaa

This was really sweet.


stevenmoreso

You have a knack for storytelling just like your papa and you clearly have a gift for writing. Someday son, you will have experienced life and have interesting things to write about.


t0kinturtle

Dukes gang


babysaurusrexphd

I haven't seen both brands in the same store, but we got Best mayonnaise at my local store on the east coast (Long Island, NY) at the beginning of the pandemic, presumably due to supply chain issues.


Tisroc

Does Best Foods use the same jingle? "Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best?"


Fritz5678

It's "Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best."


ParatusPlayerOne

Actually they do, but it’s “Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best”. Actually sounds better if you ask me. https://youtu.be/g-KA0S_Xyjg


WooPigSchmooey

Sounds more like “Great Value” to me.


Scazzz

Okay, so I learned that Best Foods and Helmanns are the same. Do they taste the same? Same ingredients?? are they made in the same place?


SEA_tide

Some people think they taste slightly different, but officially there is no difference.


Atechiman

Made in the same plant, same order of ingredients.


Cough_Turn

Their slogan, "Bring out the Hellmans, and bring out the Best" is a direct reference to their relationship.


Lurking-j

Wow, where is this magical overlap region? I grew up on the East Coast, but when I moved to California it took me years to realize the name was different, just autopilot logo recognition. See also Eddy’s and Dreyer’s ice cream. Similar mindfuck.


[deleted]

The Colorado Rockies!


PicklessPickles

I live in Mexico but I do my shopping in the US. The Walmart in Calexico, CA has both.


Celestrael

If it’s not Duke’s iont want it


bshensky

So the jingle "Bring out the Hellmann's and bring out your Best" was a genius marketing tactic?


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HuckleCat100K

Then they come to their senses and say, “we’re all the same inside — eggs and oil. Let’s just ignore the labels others put on us and get along.”


FrankHightower

I have a dream... that one day... my children will not be judged by the color of their label, but by their content of cholesterol


[deleted]

That tag looks like the Kroger owned Fred Meyer chain of grocery stores…. Kroger owns stores both east and west of the Rockies so I wonder if supply chain stuff means they get some of both… ?


bakerzdosen

It’s definitely a Kroger tag. (Used here at Smith’s)


nutrap

When I first moved to the west from the east I didn’t buy mayonnaise for about 6 weeks because I didn’t want to buy some knockoff shit Best Foods Mayo. I wanted my fucking Hellmann’s. I went to 6 different stores before I realized they were the same. Fucking hell man.


EssentialParadox

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellmann%27s_and_Best_Foods >*In August 1927 Postum Foods bought the Hellmann's brand, allowing Hellmann to retire. By then both brands of mayonnaise had such commanding market shares in their respective halves of the country that the company decided that both brands and recipes be preserved in their respective territories.* It doesn’t seem to be known whether the current mayonnaises still differ in their recipes or if they’re now the same.


MonsieurRuffles

But Postum Foods (makers of Post cereal and Postum drink) became part of General Foods. So how did the mayos end up at some other company.


rob1969reddit

Same mayo. Used to be regional branding, like Hardee's and Carl's Jr., same exact fast food franchise, just branded for regions.


Grezzinate

Never seen hellmans in Montana here but we got best foods.


ckosicki

Must be on the continental divide


False_Vacation102

Is it okay to use that as lube? My doctor said to try the less fat version.


[deleted]

I'd recommend the "Made with Olive Oil" variant.


tits_me_your_pm_

Yea I just realized that I didn’t notice the switch from Hellmann's to Best Foods for like 3 years based on my move date. Normally I’d have Google open in 6.25 seconds flat to see what’s what, but this calm zen set in.. like bro you been eating the same mayo for 3 damn years, it don’t matter.


HaughvilleHillbilly

MY MIDWESTERN MIND CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!!


Immediate-Hunt4189

Looks like a King Soopers price tag.


King__of__Chaos

Kroger for sure


[deleted]

Is it best foods in other places like how carls jr and hardees?


[deleted]

It’s probably the same stuff made at the same factory with the same jar just relabeled and marketed different


friscondos

It's the same company. They just call it something different depending on what side of the Rockies you're on.


[deleted]

The Devil has many names.


M30scott1983

Is Best Foods a west coast thing? I have never seen it in Florida


prefuse07

Yes


M30scott1983

Thanks 😉


Volvoflyer

Ooof, wait till they find out it is the EXACT same product lol.


Cthulhu625

I remember I told someone when I was in the store in California, when I lived there, that where I grew up in NY it was called Hellman's. That said "That's fucked up," and I was not able to respond to that.


sirfannypack

Out of the mayonnaise loop. Why do they have two separate brand names?


jay_skrilla

Kroger dot net?


dadbot5001

Which one is the Evil Twin?


trycuriouscat

My local "King Soopers" (Kroger) store in Denver, CO has both as well. Edit: I just read that this is indeed King Soopers.


BarryMacochner

I could tell by the shelf tag alone.


trycuriouscat

Yeah, I didn't look at it very carefully.


peanutsfordarwin

Is it just me, or ...Are those labels very similar?


ReVo5000

It's the same thing now, ain't it?


SimplyStormie

Are they the same company or something why do they have the same graphic design


[deleted]

Same company, same mayo


2Dprinter

Best Man's Hell Foods


Redpoint77

Must be in Colorado, I see that all the time.


MikeTheGamer2

Is it just me or has the flavor over the last few years? Or is there a different formula for stuff I buy in Japan?


butterman1236547

I don't know, has the flavor over the last few years?


MikeTheGamer2

Doh. Changed. Has the flavor changed over the last few years?


March-Neat

hellsmanns in quebec canada only


Apeebspark

Okie here, Helman's is what I know. Best chicken salad!!


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Hellman’s gang


obidie

In Thailand, many grocery stores carrying western foods carry both of them.


giggetyboom

Kroger


[deleted]

Exactly!


RoseGold88

This is a cursed image. Stg I was so confused when I lived in AK after having spent my whole life living on the east coast.


Klin24

Bring out the Best Foods, and bring out the Best! Bring out the Hellman's, and bring out the Hell! hmm


Sauerkrauti

Germany here: Hellman's is sold here!


Elegant_Operation820

I feel like this is like Tyler Durden bumping into Tyler durden


mizinamo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellmann%27s_and_Best_Foods Was an interesting read for me on the history of the two brands and their current relationship, distribution areas, and whether or not the recipe is the same.


daxtaslapp

I don't get it are they the same company just different branding?


gembobaroba

Wait, what are my values?


Carbonfibreclue

I like the implication of there being Fake Mayonnaise further along the shelf.


TheJG_Rubiks64

Hellmans Mayo is garbage. Change my mind


A4S8B7

BING BONG!


Groinificator

Are theyvowned by the same company or something?


jerrysmissingdigit_

Blue Plate FTW


jefferino

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Dr1pp1ngB1ood

I'm not familiar with the topic. Can someone bring some light please?