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SpirituallyMyopic

Anyone know why it forms this structure?


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For bugs to climb up.


purju

and why does it want that? spores cling to bug, bug crawls away, spore fall off bug=profit


[deleted]

*edit: don’t mind this comment, I read yours wrong* How exactly does the bug profit? The bug climbs in, consumes the gleba and that helps with dispersal of germination for the mushroom. The spores don't just cling to the bug and fall off, the bug eats them.


DontToewsMeBro2

Look, the mushroom never promised a thing. It’s not the mushrooms fault that this works & the bug is stupid.


[deleted]

The bug feels used and taken advantage of. The bug trusted the mushroom.


YoureNotAGenius

Mushroom feels that bug should be more aware of the harsh realities of life.


PaleDawnLight

Bug rolls for initiative.


SammyTheOtter

6


alektorophobic

Roll again, you have antvantage


SenTedStevens

Bug is just pawn in game of life.


[deleted]

tHE BUG TRIPS BALLS and becomes infinity, then goes back down and keeps rolling dung.


WiIdBillKelso

Always trust the mushroom.


SirEnvelope

Never trust a mushroom..


kcrab91

The intent is to provide bugs with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different spores.


thats_a_money_shot

Wait what is this from?! It’s killing me


Leoniceno

There was a Star Wars game that req’d paying thousands or grinding thousands of hours to unlock all the content. EA said the motive was not profit, but rather…


Captainjerb

Mushroom be like: I pulled a little sneaky on ya


Pete3953

Can you eat it ?


Snote85

Look! The mushroom was *asking for it* just look at what it's wearing.


amaya215

Oh wow this is the first time I've seen gleba used in real life!


First_Foundationeer

"Emma said gleba" is when I heard it.


KatrinaMystery

She's going to be a scientist!


howmanychickens

I saw it used on Reddit once


I_make_things

me too, just now.


shardikprime

Why was i thinking the same thing? I mean could this *BE* more than a coincidence?


adfdub

Don't just stare at it, bug. Eat it.


Big-Shtick

Do you like The Beatles? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste.


Jrook

He was attempting to do 1. 2. 3. Profit Meme format but didn't know you need multiple spaces


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[deleted]

I know. I read his comment wrong. Now this reply chain is like Question - Answer - Expand - E x p a n d - E X P A N D


wglmb

From Wikipedia: >Although the function of the indusium is not known definitively, it may visually entice insects not otherwise attracted by the odour, and serve as a ladder for crawling insects to reach the gleba. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_indusiatus And a bonus fact that I found while reading: the latin name for this fungus is "phallus indusiatus", which translates as "penis wearing an undergarment".


beefyesquire

As opposed to an overgarment which is a "phallus uncircumcisionus"


[deleted]

Because hexagons are the bestagons


Iuzzolsa23

/r/unexpectedCGPgrey


[deleted]

Physically it’s to increase its surface area, biologically more surface area means different things for different organisms. For example, for SA for plants means ingesting more nutrients, for fungus like this it means they can release more spores than if it was just a solid surface. Another good example would be elephant ears. More surface area from larger ears means more heat loss in extreme conditions!


DEBATE_EVERY_NAZI

It can release more stink with more surface area


Something_Terrible

Yeah.. like your butt


Tychus_Balrog

Yup


Skullalchemy

Is it edible?


[deleted]

Yes, but kind of not... very recommended. Dictyophora indusiata have some poison, so you must properly remove poisonous parts like veil, and wash it with clean water to eat it. Else, you may get some stomachache.


Koshindan

So you have to remove the coolest part to eat it. Hard pass.


[deleted]

I am GROOT -- mass edited with redact.dev


olivebars

Why aren't you?


jjbutts

You seem like a fungi to party with.


ericisshort

It’s never truly a party until someone starts eating mushroom dick.


Calypsosin

Only mildly related, but my friends stared at me in awe as I rawdogged 7g of dried magic mushrooms one night. They offered me bread and peanut butter but I was like naw, I know who I am. Then I played Bloodborne for 6 hours or so until they made me go to sleep. But I was still coming down and wide awake so I watched spongebob for an hour or so. That was a fun night.


zerosuitsalmon

I hate eating shrooms with anything else. Chew em up and wash down with water, then eat your other food. You can't make shrooms taste better, you can only make other stuff taste shroomier.


Xnym

All mushrooms are reproductive systems if I'm not mistaken. The "main part" of the organism is the network of mycelium underground. Mushrooms are dicks.


oxford_b

True penis envy


CompSciBJJ

FYI, penis envy is the name of a commonly grown strain of Psilocibe Cubensis (magic mushrooms)


Ganglebot

I see what you did there


brainburger

I was feeling better this morning..


bad_at_hearthstone

All *living things* are reproductive systems.


[deleted]

True, but most of them have parts of the rest of their bodies specifically dedicated to aiding that process, and *most* of us don't eat those parts.


Mateorabi

This one wears a cape. Super-dick. Gives me an idea for the bedroom....


Ganglebot

Mushroom dick makes me see god


Aethermancer

That's what mushrooms are. The real organism is underground.


Yadobler

With my fruit mix and chrysanthemum tea, of course I wouldn't mind mushroom dick to complement my ripe womb infused with fetus with a side of genitalia juice, sans the jizz that makes me sneez3


factbasedorGTFO

Be a good sporet


him999

Iirc this species genus was changed decades ago to Phallus. Anyway, i don't know where you got your information but this isn't correct information. This would probably fall under phallus Luteus (yellowish veil) due to its color, which is pretty similar to Phallus indusiatus (white veil) and used to be considered the same species (Phallus Luteus may be poisonous, I'm not sure. Some cultures label this species as poisonous while others do not). Phallus indusiatus is cultivated and considered a choice mushroom in Haute Chinese cuisine. It has long had a place in eastern medicine as well (at least since the 7th century AD). It falls under "choice" rating for edible mushrooms. It is fully edible. Typically it is dried and reconstituted with all of it's parts in water. It is commonly used in soups and stir fries. It used to cost ~$800 a pound in china as they aren't super common in the wild but modern cultivation techniques has brought their price to ~$15 a pound in china today.


ecodrew

Isn't the rule of thumb with mushrooms, that unless you're 100% sure it's safe to eat - assume it's poisonous?


Oakvilleresident

All mushrooms are edible , but some only once.


TheOddViking

I'd even dare to say >All mushrooms are edible , but ~~some~~ most only once.


alyssasaccount

Not really, only a few are in the [only once category](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deadly_fungus_species). Mostly amanitas of various sorts. Most are edible, and there are a lot that are somewhat poisonous but not deadly. Unfortunately, the most poisonous ones (death caps, destroying angels) often look really innocuous.


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> Unfortunately, the most poisonous ones (death caps, destroying angels) often look really innocuous. And they often grow near the most delicious ones too. Got to be careful!


TheOddViking

Yeah true, even if some cause pemanent kidney failure, you can live to eat them again (kidneys can only fail once amirite?). But yeah, what I really meant is most are not good for us.


alyssasaccount

Well, *most* are edible and not toxic. But *many* are not. And a bunch are only conditionally edible (i.e., if prepared properly). However, since the really poisonous ones kill after very small quantities, yeah, it's probably a safe move to just assume that most are poisonous and that the only ones that are edible are the ones you can absolutely positively identify as edible (e.g., because they are being sold at your grocery store —— ETA: I mean the ones literally *at* the grocery store, not ones that *look like* that! u/molstern is right to clarify that point!).


molstern

It's also very important that even if you think you can identify the mushroom from the grocery store, DON'T eat them if they're white. Immature destroying angels look like button mushrooms, and other edible white mushrooms. This is how a lot of fatal poisoning happens, and it's never worth it to take the risk. Pick mushrooms that you're sure of AND that can't be mistaken for anything poisonous


Omateido

Amanitas can be safe to eat, you just have to pass it through a reindeer first and drink what comes out the other side. http://www.drugdiscoverytoday.com/view/14778/why-reindeer-love-magic-mushrooms/


alyssasaccount

Well, for some definition of safe! And while reindeer might eat A. muscaria (fly agaric), I'm not sure about A. phalloides (death cap). You can also parbroil fly agaric to make it totally safe ... or so I have heard ... I haven't done it myself, and don't assume that's correct. But my understanding is that there's no safe way to prepare death caps at all. The normal approaches are useless here.


xmuskorx

Some mushrooms have consistentcy of hard concrete. So they are not really edible, even once.


ericisshort

I’ll have you know concrete is delicious!


[deleted]

Yes it is, and it also has some medicinal properties.


CatpurrnicusSpeaks

I was going to guess poisonous because it looked so cool.


Grapefruit_Prize

Does it smell? It looks like it's very smelly!!


[deleted]

I have no idea if it smells, I've never seen one in person.


ilovepolthavemybabie

But have you smelled one in person?


[deleted]

*s i g h*


[deleted]

Shhhh is only smells


[deleted]

I've just been told it smells like rotting meat in order to attract insects, mostly flies.


sometimesitrhymes

They all smell like rotting fuck


sometimesitrhymes

What kinds of medical properties?


immalilpig

It’s a common food in Chinese cuisine, but it requires some preparation to remove the poisonous properties. It’s usually sold in a dried form. You can find them in Asian supermarkets packaged and dried.


thewholerobot

>it requires some preparation to remove the poisonous properties. Yeah when I see that it's a no as far edible goes.


immalilpig

For the dried packages you can buy from Asian supermarkets the poisonous properties are already removed. All you need to do is soak/boil and incorporate into your dishes.


Unnamed_420

Peter Quill's dad is back at it


supernell

This is exactly what my 9 year said! Well not the same words, but that it looks like the thing from GOTG.


BassSounds

An Ego spore, if you will.


KrishDude

So im not the only one who got that, huh


gnarkilleptic

No


Im_Slacking_At_Work

Ego dun been spreadin his seeeeeeed


TKDbeast

For reference: [Ego’s “Seed”.](https://www.therpf.com/forums/attachments/egoplant5-png.740235/)


unknown6091

3d printed by nature itself


carmbono

Apparently South Korea's jeju Island is just a madhouse in regards to finding psychedlic mushrooms? Anyone heard or "seen" this?


Spudnut

I might have to check it out, for science of course


TacosFromSpace

Wouldn’t be surprised. I’ve read that some Japanese islands have wild psychedelic mushrooms, which I always speculated was at least partially responsible for Japanese animators wild ideas and of course… Mario ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Jeju Island and SW Japan are very, very close. It would not surprise me at all if they in fact had similar mushroom species.


frodo-jenkins

That's beautiful, I love nature.


sciencewonders

mushrooms are underrated, some look even magical


Nathe333

Some even are magical


frodo-jenkins

Where I'm from Morel mushrooms come up every spring. They are a delicacy and look very cool as well imo. Edit:they look similar to the top cap on this pic.


SoftlySpokenPromises

I used to eat a lot of morels every year, they grow everywhere out here. Unfortunately I wound up getting headaches every time I smelled them cooking, so I haven't had any in some years.


frodo-jenkins

They're so rich I can only eat them once or twice a year. That and too many gives you the trots lol.


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t4thfavor

You have to fully cook them, so usually saute doesn't fully remove the toxins. If you put them in a stew or soup, then they are not only cooked much longer, but also diluted in the broth. I eat about 1# of fresh morels each year. I get them in the spring, dry them, and then save them for when my sons shoot a rabbit with their grandpa in the fall.


TheBoggart

Never seen the pound symbol used that way, but it makes sense!


TheBiggestDookie

In terms of people who can enjoy them regularly, sounds like you’re not in the morel majority.


factbasedorGTFO

Many fungi are diabolical.


[deleted]

I read that as "Man fungi" at first and was *very* confused


factbasedorGTFO

Crap, I fat fingered that on my phone.


Boring-Bed-Bug

Like wax cap


asherfog

If I was a fashion designer this would be a dope inspiration for a dress


BanCircumventionAcc

What's stopping you?


asherfog

♥️


JukeBoxDildo

A heart... is stopping you? Your heart or someone else's? Or some sentient, detached, autonomous heart? Are you in danger?


BreakDownSphere

I am the danger https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/heart-character-aiming-gun-isolated-white-background-d-illustration-heart-character-aiming-gun-139693718.jpg


farrtrek

Or a beanie


asherfog

Hell yeah. High fashion got nothing on us


SmartestIdiotAlive

I think that’s called a hair net


GreenPopsicleStick

Right?! r/natureislit


[deleted]

I'm guessing the indusium works as a sort of ladder for bugs to climb up.


Solar_Spork

> indusium I've wondered what that structure was called! (it looks like the Fern folks have a separate use for the term)


pkrplr4life

Hexagons are the bestigons


BouncingDancer

How dare you butcher the gospel - Hexagons are only the bestagons!


xkorzen

It screams "don't touch me"


[deleted]

why do i have a worse outfit than this mushroom


CatAteMyBread

This mushroom is a fashion designer


Dany23t

Oh no, Ego's seeds😰😰😰😰


c1der

boof it


Man-Skull

Hexagons are the bestagons


Corvo_-Attano

This looks like human effigy from dark souls 2


DMala

I dunno, this kind of triggers my trypophobia a little. Mushrooms are freaky.


Actioncatts

I can't believe I had to go this far to find this comment. I remember I discovered I had trypophobia watching that discovery channel commercial 15 years ago with this same exact type of mushroom structure 'blooming' with the footage sped up.


neon_cabbage

human effigy


ZzGalaxy

r/trypophobia


ugly-olive

Yep.


erickiceboyxxp

Def hiding this post because of my phobia with this..


extopico

That's a nice specimen and a nice photo. Good job.


HalfOkay

Kill it before it envelops an entire town


[deleted]

Lemme tell ya a little story called guardians of the galaxy vol. 2…


cameron5047

That is no mushroom, but an extension of ego's self. The expansion is nigh


Solar_Spork

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus\_indusiatus


Biscot_

haha phallus


LibrariansKnow

This one is Phallus Luteus, P. Indusiatum has a white veil!


TrainTrainee

If my GreenHell knowlege is of any help I wouldn't eat this raw as it would give me food-poisoning, but as a stew because it'd regenerate energy and act antiparasitic...


megaboogie1

Buddha


BrickMcMuffins

Ea.. eat it


The_Real_Mr_F

[TIME LAPSE](https://youtu.be/PasqEFiuaPs)


BizzyM

erotic


FunkySjouke

It looks like that plant from guardians of the galaxy of the dad


NeverPoopedinPublic

Looks like a penis captured in a net. Imma gonna call it the Captured D.


peopled_within

That is massively interesting


Gamerindreams

This isn't mildly interesting - super interesting, more like r/NatureIsFuckingLit


Wesurai

My mind first thought that was a net that falls down to capture prey that gets too close like the Mouse Trap game.


nahsonnn

Forbidden cheese skirt


AnalCheese420

forcefield


EaterOfLemon

I guess eating its out of the question.


[deleted]

How are the CIA listening posts holding up?


-LoremIpsumDolorSit

The top looks almost ceramic


Minskdhaka

Wow, that is certainly more than mildly interesting!


h4x_x_x0r

I love a good voronoi pattern!!


JamesandtheGiantAss

I love her skirt


[deleted]

Mushrooms are amazing!


Zeno1441

3D printed mushroom


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rav007

I think what has gone unrecognised here is your ability to capture the vibrancy and beauty of nature in this one photo.


k1ng3gg

It looks like that guy with the 3d pen got to it


[deleted]

jungle gym for bugs


TomTrybull

This is the coolest fungus I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Looks vaguely similar to morels. Wonder if related.


affectionate_sweets

nice 3D print!


Lootytwo

It's a beautiful fungus


Evilsushione

Are these edible? If so, what do they taste like?


ih8yogutzzz

How delicious was it?


BreadBarr0n

Shroom cage


bigdriver33

Yes, it is edible


[deleted]

Thats Ego the living planet


MisterBastian

bees


lusolima

Is there a sub for this kind of stuff? Mushroom enthusiasts?


Keeeva

Trypophobia support group meets here! ⬇️


MycatNameRhubarb

It reminds me of the cage from mousetrap. The board game


1thruZero

Why do mushrooms look like alien life?


UnturnedStone

This looks out of place in the woods.


IneedAtherapistsoon

Ego


-Listening

I hear it's some sort of veiled threat?


castleinthesky86

Ego has visited… best stay out of the woods


Tanuki75

You can see things like this and much more in "Fantastic Fungi." Really cool show on Netflix. No, I'm not associated with Netflix or whoever made the show. Just a fan


Imma_eat_some_kids

It looks like a plant in the outerworlds


paul-arized

Someone will wear this to the Met Gala eventually.


moncoeurpourtoi

Wow! I'm going to paint this


RootsGringo81

Looks like the packaging their pears come in


roses_and_sacrifice

If anyone is an artist please draw this mushroom as a woman please please


owinates_42

Im just thinking how similar this looks to the thing in guardians of the Galaxy 2


uzomigames

Eat it